Posted by: hondo at June 29, 2006 12:28 PM (MVgHp)
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Nice to see you back, even an irate towelhead or two cant keep you guys down.
Posted by: Fidothedog at June 29, 2006 03:14 PM (O6B/O)
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You guys are good little fascist wankers by putting uber-porno playboy models to oggle over while the troops in the mideast are supposedly working for your freedom. Do us all a favor, sign up today and fight, instead of being little pimple poping banana bopping adolescent chealeaders... You guys are flat out cowardly..... good luck with rubbing one out....
Posted by: DEAD-EYE DICK at June 29, 2006 04:00 PM (A3rNk)
Heather Mills McCartney's Porn Video
Another day, another former Beatle wife nude. Thankfully, Heather Mill's McCartney is no Yoko Ono. This time, the soon to be ex-Maco is in a video.
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Apologies for posting within a thread but we could not find contact information on your site. We love your blog and would welcome the opportunity to discuss this very important issue within your community in a NON-PARTISAN way.
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Heather Mills McCartney's Porn PicturesHeather Mill's McCartney posed for a kama sutra like erotic guide to sex? You bet she did! What, you think Paul McCartney converted to Hinduism for the strict vegan diet and those groovy sitar rifts? No, it's the tantric sex, baby!
Thanks to the ever vigilant Ace for always keeping one eye out for all things nude and celebrity.
WARNING: PG-13 type lewd talk and links to Rated R photos below. These are the "censored" photos published by The Sun. The uncensored photos are more like NC-17. Proceed with caution.
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What a hypocritical little tramp. You know some kind of animal hide was use to make that dominatrix whip she is standing over that guy with. Probably baby sealskin or some kind of monkey parts.
Posted by: Dandy at June 07, 2006 01:24 PM (BrPi3)
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You right wingers are so sexually repressed its hilarious. You get all freaked out by a NC-17 book that promotes erotica and an enhanced sex life.
Oh wait, she is a liberal? What a better way to indulge in your fantasies of denegrating a liberal woman than to poke fun of a half naked celebrity.
See a therapist. This could lead to some very destructive and illegal tendencies.
Posted by: WormPaste at June 07, 2006 05:19 PM (heS+8)
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Naa, really worm, I'm fine. Just making a little joke.
I really don't care what these carnival freak celeb s do or have done. It is sometines fun to make fun of them. If Paul married a ho, so what. He will probably be better off for it. I think her whole checkered past thing is going to save Sir Paul a lot of African Art at settlement time.
Be cool man and try to get pissed about something important like the murder of millions of kids each year by abortion . Now that's some destructive shit.
Posted by: B rad at June 07, 2006 06:11 PM (3OPZt)
Posted by: greyrooster at June 07, 2006 06:53 PM (di2KJ)
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I prefer to think about real kids rather than fake kids in the form of a bunch of cells that will almost certainly spontaneously abort anyway.
For example, the real kids murdered in Iraq by soldiers and bombs on a daily basis.
What's really unfortunate is tha we apparently can't even say they do it by mistake.
Posted by: sdsdfsdafsdaf at June 07, 2006 06:59 PM (Ac0DU)
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Im sorry for Paul, I love him very much and
I could make him happy
Posted by: sam G at June 07, 2006 07:18 PM (JIV2G)
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Im sorry for Paul, I love him very much and
I could make him happy Too bad she never told Paul about any of this
Posted by: samantha G at June 07, 2006 07:19 PM (JIV2G)
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Are they real kids? Or sent out to die for their pig shit religion by their barbarian parents. Or killed by their own to blame others. In the name of God. Of course.
Posted by: greyrooster at June 07, 2006 07:20 PM (di2KJ)
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>>>the real kids murdered in Iraq by soldiers and bombs on a daily basis.
Just pretent that they aren't little brown Iraqi kids, and instead are little blonde haired blue-eyed Western kids and that should make you feel a little better.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at June 07, 2006 10:14 PM (8e/V4)
11"I prefer to think about real kids rather thanfake kids in the form of a bunch of cellsthat will almost certainly spontaneously abort anyway."
Ah, wasn't that special? That's right up there with "Butch" who posted here back in May last year:
"( ... a parasitic growth that has the "potential" of becoming a living breathing person.)"
I would purport that 'Butch' and 'sdsdfsdafsdaf' never got beyond the fake or parasitic stage.
Posted by: Oyster at June 08, 2006 06:27 AM (YudAC)
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This woman carries on about the fate of chickens in captivity and seal pups. Killing kids:
Heather Mills and sdsdfsda would support the murder of kids. They demand the right to drag a child out of it's mother's womb in the 6,7,8th month and suck out her brain.
Liberalism defined.
Rooster, you can make her happy on skill alone....The rest of you guys are only going to score if Ben Franklin finds his way into Heather's cookie jar.
Posted by: B rad at June 08, 2006 12:55 PM (3OPZt)
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I support Heather. She has made this statement " a girl has to do to what she has to, to make a living."
She does not have a decent education. She is not able to get a good job. I do not think she is keen to work for low pay even if the job is respectable.
She rather be with men (even strangers) to make good money and do nude shots/porno movies/prostituition and terrible sex stunts than to be without money. I think she is a brave and determined girl. Do not give up Heather.
Posted by: margo at June 11, 2006 01:07 AM (L465o)
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What's the big deal? Paul was doing handstand with numerous bimbos on the way up. Can't a girl have a bit of fun, too?
Posted by: George Dee at June 11, 2006 07:46 PM (2se8P)
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I'm totally shocked and appalled about Heather. Being a pornographic model is one thing, at least she could have told Paul before they got married, and not just because he's famous and a billionaire.
But that is forgivable. She saw the money and the life she could have, and conveniently "forgotten" the seedy details of her past.
But being a hooker, that's another thing. This woman has no business representing serious charities about landmines or any other worthy causes. The woman is a whore that wanted the easy life by selling her body to arms dealers (and possibly terrorists). The woman has no shame.
It's no surprise that Paul divorced her, and not because of these allegations. She was simply a manipulative, controlling, self-promoter who cared not for his feelings, family or his memories of his ex-wife that truly loved him, but her own priorities, which is Heather, Heather, Heather.
On her website, she writes that she has turned down "lucrative offers" and earned $0 since meeting Paul in her assertion she is not a money-grubbing golddigger. Well that's rich (pardon the pun) considering she's married to a billionaire.
The fact is that Heather has used Paul, and has caused great unnecessary pain and embarrasment for him and his family.
With Linda, Paul had a loving wife and worthy recepient of his love and devotion. With Heather, Paul has a nightmare.
We will see how much Heather doesn't care for money in the coming months. Smart money is that she will "take him to the bank" with the divorce settlement.
Posted by: Sheila O'Malley at June 12, 2006 11:53 PM (+/Int)
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Well, pornography usually means pictures or movies with explicit sexual acts. I havent seen any real porn with Heather Mills in it. Those pictures revealed this far IS clearly erotic, even quiet mild erotic pictures, not pornographic. But lying about past is another theme...
Posted by: Aure at June 14, 2006 07:12 AM (ox0y0)
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Well, pornography usually means pictures or movies with explicit sexual acts. I havent seen any real porn with Heather Mills in it. Those pictures revealed this far IS clearly erotic, even quiet mild erotic pictures, not pornographic. But lying about past is another theme...
Posted by: Aure at June 14, 2006 07:12 AM (ox0y0)
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Well, pornography usually means pictures or movies with explicit sexual acts. I havent seen any real porn with Heather Mills in it. Those pictures revealed this far IS clearly erotic, even quiet mild erotic pictures, not pornographic. But lying about past is another theme...
Hot Muslim Lingerie Model Wore Burka to Fend off RapeSome time ago we brought you the story of hot Muslim model Michelle Leslie, a.ka. Michelle Lee, being warned by an imam to stop posing for lingerie shoots. If you'll recall our original story, you'll remember that we complained to no end about the imam's fatwa. Good Michelle Leslie = lingerie, bad Michelle Leslie = burka.
Well it turns out Leslie donned the burka during her imprisonment in Indonesia to ward off being raped by the filthy buggers who had her imprisoned. The Border Mail:
MODEL Michelle Leslie wore Islamic dress during her stay in a Balinese prison on drugs charges to avoid being raped, she says.
In an interview with New Idea, Leslie said she wore the traditional Muslim headdress to protect herself from men inside the prison she feared would rape her.
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Because in muslim countries women not wearing burkas deserve to be raped. Islam is submission, not peace.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 30, 2006 10:08 AM (8e/V4)
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Well, this woman has changed her story too many times for us to take her seriously. Her character is questionable to say the least. First, she is a lingerie model, an occupation most parents would not encourage their children to take up. Second, she was arrested for carrying illegal drugs, a charge she does not deny. Third, she has no qualms about lying to save her a#&. Its been a few months since she was first seen wearing a burka, and a few months since she's been back in Australia. No body forced her to either become Muslim or deny being a Muslim. I think this whole thing is just an attempt by her and her publicists to keep her in the media and portray her as a victim. I think the world has more pressing issues that need our attention.
Posted by: Ibad at May 30, 2006 10:48 AM (tTkYQ)
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>>>I think the world has more pressing issues that need our attention.
Yeah, let me guess, Guantanamo Bay and how "Bush" is taking away all your fweeeedoms!
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 30, 2006 11:04 AM (8e/V4)
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Yeah, no one forces you to become a Muslim, but under sharia law you either have to become a Muslim, die, or pay the jizra(a special tax). Now there's a Hobson's choice if ever there was one.
Posted by: jesusland joe at May 30, 2006 11:38 AM (rUyw4)
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I think she's actually quite hot in a burka - but that's me.
Root Cause of Terrorism: Small Penises
"Pimp Daddy", and Iraqi detainee at Guantanamo Bay, claims that the reason he joined the jihad was because he had a very very very very small penis. I. Kid. You. Not.
After swearing up and down that he's not gay (again, I kid you not), Ali claims because of his small penis size, he wasn't able to get married. Right, Ali, we believe you're not gay. Anyway, the small penis induced lack of poon apparently got to Ali's head, and so he up and joined the Taliban.
See Dubya, always fascinated with small wangs, thinks that maybe if we were to give one of those new bionic penises grown in rabbits that I wrote about earlier to Osama bin Laden, that this whole "war on terror" thing might be solved immediately.
I think it's going to take a lot more than a rabbit sized penis to end this thing. But until the horse-grown artificial penis becomes a reality, we'll have to stick to good ol' cruise missiles, bunker busters, and MOABs.
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Posted by: Sword of Monotheism at May 25, 2006 02:24 PM (fXkLc)
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The whole islamic culture has terrible hang-ups about sex. It is all about covering up everything when really all they want to do is shag themselves silly.
The small penis thing is indeed BS, the men have all the power in their religion so he could get a wife and she'd just have to put up with him tickling her. If she was a virgin she would be none the wiser anyway.
Posted by: Jester at May 25, 2006 03:21 PM (TuAMG)
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The head of the Marines, Commandant Hagee, is going to Iraq to remind the marines that killing innocents isn't allowed. I guess those stories were true.
Rusty,
Your, "Why We Went to War...", page is on the fritz.
Posted by: Greg at May 25, 2006 04:48 PM (q5wwn)
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i think i will take franchise for MAgic Grow Penis pills and all those stuff for Islamic countries... anyways ali is from Afgan or iraq..
Have to plan my new biz...
use magic row... & u will get from rabit to horse size
Posted by: perfektm at May 25, 2006 06:25 PM (pkc0N)
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Back to the subject - hey Greg! what's your excuse ... you were in the pool?
There is Hope for Rusty! Scientists Grow Penis in Laboratory
Finally a sign that biotech is meeting consumer demand. And by consumer I mean me. And by me I mean Mrs. Shackleford.
It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory -- in rabbits....
In the rabbit study, Atala's team removed the penises from rabbits and entirely replaced the organs with penises grown from the animal's own cells.
Atala says the new penises have blood vessels and nerves that allow them to become fully functional. Indeed, the replacement penises worked like a charm. The rabbits were able to get erections, mate with females, and get females pregnant with normal, healthy pups.
Via Traderrob, who has a great ending quip well worth the click over to his site.
UPDATE: Must. Stop. Laughing. From Graeme in the comments.
I'll think more of this project when they announce that the replacement penis needs to be grown on something a bit bigger than a rabbit......like a horse.
It's funnier because Graeme is a girl. A dirty, dirty girl.
Update: Apparently Grame is a dude! My apologies to Grame. Maybe you can e-mail stuff like this to Oyster and let her post it in the future!
That's my argument, yes: http://junkyardblog.net/archives/week_2006_05_21.html#005753
Posted by: See-Dubya at May 25, 2006 12:59 PM (sF5cK)
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I'll think more of this project when they announce that the replacement penis needs to be grown on something a bit bigger than a rabbit......like a horse.
Posted by: Graeme at May 25, 2006 01:00 PM (kzJYW)
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Awe heck, after 19 years of marriage, I hardly use the one I got now.
Get back to the lab and make me something useful like a tree that grows money.
Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 01:06 PM (3OPZt)
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This story reminds me why I scoff at cloning in general. Because the world is having real trouble making babies and all. So, naturally, rabbits are next on the list, being another endangered species.
Rusty, you point out the, er, end user will be the deserving Mrs. Shackleford, then you're surprised by Graeme's suggestion? From the look of it, you and Brad are the only guys on this string. And I'm beginning to wonder about you two...
Posted by: tee bee at May 25, 2006 01:24 PM (q1JHF)
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Rusty, I'm a guy.....but I guess in the grand scheme of things I could be called worse than a dirty, dirty girl.
Posted by: Graeme at May 25, 2006 01:29 PM (kzJYW)
Grabby Han Solo
Part of our ongoing effort to bring you all things porn and Star Wars. Han Solo grabs Leia, Leia likes it. Actual footage from Return of the Jedi.
Leia, you dirty dirty girl.
Hat tip to Ace. I'd call Ace a dirty dirty girl too, but that's just wrong. You know, bad gay and all that.
Posted by: mrclark at May 25, 2006 09:56 AM (dReBH)
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Infidels!! Mocking the Holy Trilogy like that! Oh, the shame!
You must appease me now. Everyone, eat a BLT.. extra B.
JT
Posted by: JeepThang at May 25, 2006 10:21 AM (0411H)
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Is that a deleted scene? I haven't seen the movie in years and I don't remember Luke kissing Leia.
Posted by: Jack Miller at May 25, 2006 10:54 AM (CnDtU)
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Never mind. It's a deleted scene that first appeared in 2000. They were obviously intended to be lovers at first.
Posted by: Jack Miller at May 25, 2006 11:03 AM (CnDtU)
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Man, the Empire Strikes Back is still one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. I haven't seen it in, oh, two decades.
Can you get the original version anywhere? It's the only one of the movies I even care to watch again.
Posted by: Asgerd at May 25, 2006 11:58 AM (Ue8mX)
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Star Wars Geeks! Oh brother!
Beam me up Scotty! Now!
Posted by: hondo at May 25, 2006 02:10 PM (DaNq1)
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You're missing the best one! In #4, they are in the trash compactor and Han gets all dirty when he tells Leia to "get on top of it" and she yells back "I'm trying!"
Posted by: RepJ at May 25, 2006 02:22 PM (y6n8O)
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USE THE BRAKE LUKE USE THE BRAKE how else do you stop your land speeder at a bantha crossing
Posted by: sandpiper at May 25, 2006 02:29 PM (760E/)
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I receive large amount of spams every day.
but, a few mail from my friend.
so i'm disgusted dropping spams every day.
i don't understand advanced technology is convenient or inconvenient.
r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp
Posted by: jane at May 09, 2006 04:29 AM (kVMft)
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Jane, get a new email account at Yahoo and then never, never download anything from that account and you should be okay. You can keep your spam infested account just in case you get the urge to download something...
patience my ass, I'm gonna download something ...
Been there, done that, lived to pay the price ...
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 09, 2006 02:21 PM (H9rjL)
Get Your Free Hymen Report from all Three Credit Bureaus!
They don't have "credit reports" in Arab countries, laments Jordanian born Eurabe:
Then I realised we do. It's called "your reputation"..and it something that comes along with being a girl. it's just as important as your credit report in the US. One slip and everybody in the country finds out about it. Your reputation report is reviewed anytime you need to make important social and even career transactions just like in the US when you make financial contracts. The girls in my dorm were all intent on having hymen operations before marriage. Because loosing that is equivilant of bankruptcy. Anyone living in the US knows what that will do to your credit report.
So, how does one go about getting an Equifax hymen report?
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It sounds like a growth job market, doesn't it? Where do we sign up for hymen inspector degrees?
Several years ago, when the Daily Show nailed Bob Jones U, they did a quick list of the majors offered. It started with the usual, English, Mathematics, Political Science, all scrolling across the screen, and then "Reconstructive Hymenology." Good times.
Posted by: jd at May 08, 2006 10:12 AM (aqTJB)
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Hymen inspector degree??? I could be wrong, but isn't that called... sex?
Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Share Lesbian LoverWarning: Hot three-way girl-on-girl celeb "good gay" action below. Very good-gay.
Yeah, I know I was on vacation when the story broke that lesbian supermodel Jenny Shimizu revealed all about her "good gay" love affair with Angelina Jolie--but can one really ever go on vacation from Angelina Jolie lezbo action? Anyway, it turns out that Jenny Shimizu has got it going on when it comes to seducing celebs. Add a notch in her belt for Madonna. I wonder what Kabbalah has to say about hot lesbian celeb sex?
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Ya know, I like to go ahead and give it the old college try, and bring all three of these young ladies back to the fold.
Like young Prince Harry wanting to serve with his outfit, I feel that this is somewaht of a patriotic duty. Hell, the worst that could happen is for this to kill me.
What a way to die.
Posted by: Dick at April 26, 2006 02:22 PM (JQjhA)
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Bet you never saw that back on Tatooine Chewey...
Posted by: mrclark at April 26, 2006 02:33 PM (S76hi)
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When do we get to read about Rosie O'Donell's lesbian encounters?
Posted by: Graeme at April 26, 2006 03:26 PM (nMkrr)
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These people are nothing more that carnival freaks.
Men get lost sometimes....Rusty, you are LOST. Now get back on track. Write something about apes or......Canadians. Maybe Celene Dion, but please, no pictures.
Ya know, sometimes I'm right at home with the ROP.
Posted by: Brad at April 26, 2006 04:02 PM (BJYNn)
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You should probably think of these types of posts as "Dale Gribble" posts rather than from Rusty.
Posted by: Rusty at April 26, 2006 04:47 PM (JQjhA)
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al Zarqwho? Me, I'm done scrolling down for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Gordon at April 26, 2006 07:40 PM (i0N3d)
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That scank Rebeccqa loos was NEVER married to David Beckham - she alleges that they had one night together - she has been whoring herself all over ever since.
Posted by: jeff at April 27, 2006 01:26 PM (CXP3u)
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I just read that more women in college would rather have sex the Angelina than with Brad Pitt. Can I watch that sex machine action?
Posted by: sex machine at May 03, 2006 11:10 AM (xYcC2)
Italian Porn Star Offers Freebie to Osama bin LadenCrack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.
The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.
Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.
"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
In 1990 she made the same offer to Saddam Hussein:
"I am available to make love with [Iraqi dictator] Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East
Apparently bin Laden has refused the washed up porn star's offer. Sources inside the al Qaeda network have revealed that OBL is holding out for a similar offer.....but from Angelina Jolie.
Debbie Schlussel could use some make-up tips from her!
Posted by: Venom at April 25, 2006 10:28 AM (dbxVM)
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Sure. It'll work. Everyone knows these muslims are closet sex fiends, devouring porn, in spite of the religious rules against such. The evil, murdering hypocrite bastards.......
Posted by: n.a. palm at April 25, 2006 10:47 AM (8sFwj)
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Holy mother of ... That lucky son of a bitch! This is the last time im bying any vids from her. You hear, No More!
Posted by: Dan at April 25, 2006 10:48 AM (Z2OsI)
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She would only be supplying weapons to OBL. I mean, look at the cannons on her!
Posted by: anonymous at April 25, 2006 11:13 AM (oQmui)
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The rumor about Osama holding out for Angelina Jolie is unfounded. Osama is actually holding out for Arnold, Fred Ziffle's pig from Green Acres.
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The Democrats are always talking about how committed they are to fighting terrorism and how much they support the troops. This seems like an excellent opportunity for Pelosi, Feinstein or Clinton to step up to the plate and prove it - maybe even make it a threefer to sweeten the deal.
Posted by: Graeme at April 25, 2006 11:54 AM (N5vCl)
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Bluto, now look what you've done! You frightened Arnold, now I want you to apologize to him right now!
Posted by: Lisa at April 25, 2006 12:05 PM (D3+20)
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If NASA was using whatever it is that's holding her blouse up to hold the foam on the external fuel tanks, they wouldn't be having those problems right now. What exactly is hold that up?
Posted by: HD Wanderer at April 25, 2006 01:55 PM (nA9AR)
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Holy Lord!!!!
I thought my wife had big cannons!!!!
If i was OBL, I'd take that offer...
Posted by: anomynous at April 25, 2006 06:37 PM (KRX90)
cue a lame joke about the "coalition of the willing"
Posted by: nadz at April 25, 2006 08:16 PM (RQFnG)
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It would work better to land OBL if you put a blonde wig on a goat!
Posted by: bags75 at April 25, 2006 10:12 PM (cEzsN)
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yooooooo lady urrrrrr killin daaaaaa world hope there no world war 3
Posted by: chonga at April 26, 2006 12:35 AM (I1dCo)
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I find it ironic that the liberals were bending over for muslim scum long before the whores decided to.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 26, 2006 07:50 AM (0yYS2)
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I actually think Bin Laden's African mistress, Kola Boof, is way more attractive and sexier than this old hag. Plus Kola Boof is Sudanese and we all know that Bin Laden loves all things Sudanese.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Boof
Posted by: Rudolph Vronsky at April 26, 2006 01:49 PM (cBBF4)
Infidel QueenIslamist fools have forced out cool hot blonde Tamar Goregian due to the death Fatwa issued on her hot blonde self. The first and second runner up both Muslim women also declined the title due to threats of violence. The Brave Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, has accepted the title-- but I thought the blonde infidel chick was much hotter.
ABCNEWS : Iraq's newly crowned beauty queen, Tamar Goregian, has decided to step down — just four days after her election, making this the shortest reign in the pageant's 60-year history.
On April 9, the 23-year-old, who was the first Armenian Iraqi to win the Miss Iraq pageant, announced her resignation after receiving threats by a group of religious extremists who referred to her as "the queen of infidels" for participating in the contest.
Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, a Christian, accepted the title(pic below).
'Sex Cammandos' Hack Jewish Porn Sites
Somebody call Madonna, quick! Since we're constantly being accused of being a Zionist front, I figure we owe it to our readers to highlight this case.
A group of ultra-orthodox hackers, shocked by the obscenity of some porn sites, has launched an internet campaign in a bid to cause such sites to crash. The hackers, already named at some internet forums the "ultra-orthodox sex commando," or the "ultra-orthodox electronic underground," focus their efforts at this point on Hebrew sites.
The first target was the Hebrew porn site www.sexhack.tk – a mid-sized, not very popular site that features sex videos.
Those who tried logging in to the site found instead a photo of the Lubavitch Rabbi with the text: "We, the religious-net group, hacked into this site and erased all obscenities. The other sites we plan on bringing down are listed below."
The hackers erased the explicit content and wrote that "the holy kabbalah warns that the sin of spilling sperm in vain is the cause for most diseases and misfortune!"
But what I want to know is how come Bill Dauterieve, who sends along the link, was busy looking at Jewish porn? And for that matter, there's Jewish porn.
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"ultra-orthodox" Aren't that the guys that are banging their heads to a wall when they have their prayers? How did they found out about those pornsites? Is this hacking some kind of excuse to get a peek at naked flesh?
Posted by: Dan at April 10, 2006 10:27 AM (Z2OsI)
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“The hackers erased the explicit content and wrote that "the holy kabbalah warns that the sin of spilling sperm in vain is the cause for most diseases and misfortune!"
This is also know as “choking the chicken†and don’t tell me y’all didn’t know this was a bad thing. Your parents been telling you that all along. Right on hackers, keep up the good work.
No birth control and no condoms either!
Now, get back to doing something worthwhile!
Posted by: Brad at April 10, 2006 10:39 AM (3OPZt)
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Well, if Jews can cause earthquakes and tsunamis, I suppose they can hack porn sites too
Posted by: goesh at April 10, 2006 11:12 AM (1w6Ud)
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Kosher adult entertainment... Might I just say "OWWWW! MY EYES, MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! IT BURNS!!!" about the black text on white base lined with black combined with higher than one screen brightness/contrast.
Posted by: A Finn at April 10, 2006 11:58 AM (lGolT)
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I am a jew, and I have to say that is just messed up. And since when can we cause earthquakes and tsunamis? I didn't know I could do that... Someone please tell me how?
many years ago while on the road in North Africa [Sahara]when we stopped in the middle of nowhere several of the Arabs traveling in our 'convoy' would squat when they pissed, while I stood using my 'weapon' as per usual.
but hey, back at camp, some of them shit while standing on the toilet seats too.
Posted by: Rubin at March 31, 2006 05:41 PM (WDNJs)
John Kerry's Porn Addiction
John Kerry has a compulsive pornography addiction, new documents released by The Smoking Gun reveal. In a rider stipulating important hotel ammenities including 'celery' and a 'recumbant bike', Kerry's 2004 election camp also insisted that:
...the ability to order movies n-suite (sic) should always be turned on and ready for JK's arrival. I know this may seem trivial but these things make JK very happy.
Okay, so nowhere in the documents is pornography mentioned. But, come on, you do the math. Pay-per-view hotel movies make John Kerry, not just happy, but very happy. Campaign financed in-room movies with the not-so-subtle disclosure that movie titles do not show up on credit card bill. That alone isn't enough to convince me John Kerry likes the porn, but, come on, have you seen Teresa Heinz-Kerry lately? You'd turn to porn, too.
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A Mr. Ed voiceover would be perfect with that picture.
Posted by: Mike at March 27, 2006 03:28 PM (z2DbN)
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Did the rider also request four boxes of 'extra soft' Kleenex brand tissues, and hand-lotion?
Posted by: davec at March 27, 2006 04:03 PM (CcXvt)
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You have to hand it to Mr. Kerry. (No pun intended davec). Mr. Kerry, as a globalist, is for anything a person feels is right for them. For example, porn, abortion, drug abuse (beyond reason), illegal alien invasion, homo marrage, free healthcare, debt through the roof, Moleck or Bel worship as false religions, MAMBLA, and the New world order.
I am sure I missed a few examples.
Posted by: Leatherneck at March 27, 2006 05:00 PM (D2g/j)
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Dude, you've gotta post some sort of antidote to that poke-out-my-eyes pic.
What Country Has the Hottest Military Babes?
A raging debate has started as to which nation produces the hottest women soldiers over at Military Photos. There are now over 365 pages of pics--the longest thread ever at the website. Who would have thought that our men in the armed services would care so deeply about babes?
So, which nation has the hottest military babes? It's so hard to judge these things. I mean, take an average looking chick. Throw a uniform on her. Have her pose with an M-16. Voila, she is suddenly transformed from girl next door to candidate for Playmate of the Year! Or at least, that's how I see it. There's just something hot about a chick with a gun and an urge to kill terrorists.
What is obvious about this photo series is that there is clearly a hot military babe gap. No, America has produced its share of very hot soldiers, marines, navy babes, and air women, but come on--we're the freakin USA! I mean, are we going to sit back and be comfortable with being among the nations with the world's hottest military chicks? Hell no! This is America, not Canada.
It's high time for our millitary recruiters to head to top modeling agencies, sorority houses, and strip clubs, so that we can boast to the world that we have the hottest soldiers in the world.
All the images below are SFW. Check them out and then answer this poll.
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I'll try to send you some of the very, very hot chicks in the CF. I'm sad that you don't have any right now!
Thanks again,
- Max
Posted by: Max at March 22, 2006 02:43 PM (WM45z)
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Well, I wouldn't call her "hot," but remember LT Spilman? Some good stories about deployment with her. Can't remember what she looked like? Here you go.
Oh, Israel. No question. Czech next.
Posted by: CDR Salamander at March 22, 2006 02:59 PM (YEJjq)
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at March 22, 2006 07:22 PM (ov6Vw)
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I'm still ahem ... debating. However, even though you can't even see her ..., there's just something in me, which I should heed my pride and not admit to ..., that respects a chick and artillery.
I'm starting to sound like Bob Fibber - "Just play it loud, ok?"
Posted by: yo at March 22, 2006 07:44 PM (6DvwA)
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It looks like one of you leches broke the internet. Thanks a lot!
Posted by: Rusty at March 22, 2006 08:54 PM (JQjhA)
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No Belguim vote??? she was the hottest thing in any uniform short of a thong...Great post!
UPDATE: Image stolen from Ace of Spades HQ. I figure since we share the same server, Ace can't sue me for sucking his bandwidth.
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Have you ever got a link that you wish would just go away? For some reason The Jawa Report has hit the radar screen of one Rev. Fred Phelp's "God Hates Fags" website. It's the official website of the Westboro Baptist Church. These are the assholes who make it a point to protest at the funerals of our heroic men and women of the military, slain in the line of duty.
Just to set the record straight, let me state the official position of The Jawa Report's editorial board on homosexuality:
We fully support the rights of hot lipstick-lesbians to engage in gratuitous public acts of indecency--provided no children are present. Moreover, if said hot lipstick-lesbians include one or more of the following, we believe it the patriotic duty of every red-blooded, apple pie loving, patriotic, American male to video afforementioned gratuitous public acts of indecency for prompt distribution on the internet:
UPDATE: For clarification sake, let me just say that the list is not fully inclusive, but only a representative sample. So, Scarlett Johanson & Kate Beckinsale are just kind of implied.
As for bad gay homosexuality---which includes all unattractive and/or butch lesbians and any two guys, however attractive they may be--we affirm the traditional Christian notion that God loves every one in spite of their sins.
Although God loves the gays, we do have a feeling that he finds homosexuality icky and gross. We also have a feeling Charles Darwin might take issue with it.
In addition to "hating fags", Phelps also hates America. His website's logo is an upside down American flag. Notice that I didn't link back to those filthy traitors?
Oh, and I don't believe that most Democrats are traitors It's just that most traitors seem to be Democrats.
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Can Hookers Save Islam?
If the Germans believe that mobilizing an army of hookers will help reduce the normal amounts of violence associated with the World Cup, wouldn't logic dictate that a few thousand prostitutes are what is needed to stop the annual Haj stampede? And if that is the case, maybe we should unleash Amsterdam's Red Light district on the Sunni Triangle?
Posted by: bRight & Early at March 14, 2006 02:52 PM (wZLWV)
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Sounds like a great idea, especially if you recruit from the same segment of hookers as Aileen Wuornos, the one played by Charlize Theron in Monster.
Posted by: kingkongreggae at March 14, 2006 03:10 PM (Tn6ZS)
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Well, if you ascribe by the theory, "that's just what they do when they can't get no lovin", I guess it might work. Wouldn't count on it though.
Posted by: jesusland joe at March 14, 2006 03:26 PM (rUyw4)
I actually had this idea months ago after reading why the "72 virgins" was so attractive to potential suicide bombers.
Basically,Young Islamic men with no jobs and no prospects of getting a job,don't have the wherewithal to land a bride.
Which causes these young fellas to suffer from a SEVERE "lackanookie".
Hence the "72 virgins" seeming like the only possibility of getting "a little".
So, thought I; What those guys over there need are some hookers!
If we can help remove one of the factors that's causing those fella's to volunteer to detonate themselves and a bunch of innocent people along with them,and hookers are the answer,,,I say go for it.
Get an Islamist laid..It's the new secret weapon in the war against terrorists.
It could work!
Posted by: FireFireFire at March 14, 2006 03:56 PM (2MixF)
I thought Mo told these guys to use goats if there was a shortage of girls. Are you telling me there is also a shortage of goats in Islamland? Cause I might spring for a few goats, but I think the hookers would be beyond my budget. Whatever I can do to help!
Posted by: jesusland joe at March 14, 2006 04:03 PM (rUyw4)
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But But hookjers cost money with no job and no prospects whaty they really need are just more slutty women and they keep killing those so no wonder.
Posted by: Howie at March 14, 2006 04:05 PM (D3+20)
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Odd that none of you pick up on the telling social decay and obsession with sexual gratification shown on the part of the Germans (Euros). Germans (Euros) have a lot of problems simmering over the nature of their societies, identity, direction etc. This is just one lil' indicator - and yes - you can correlate it with some of their current "problems".
Posted by: hondo at March 14, 2006 04:36 PM (9pQ6D)
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This raises a question that has to be asked -- and so I ask it at my site.
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Sounds like a plan! How many man h0s do you think we could round up, to help fight the war on terror? If only we could get our infidel hands on the old AIDS monkey Arafat's little black book of love fudge, to help build our anti jihad arsenal.
(I am shuddering with disgust, just thinking about what kind of job you are suggesting for them.)
Posted by: Jonathan Quince at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM (9B9GE)
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"Get an Islamist laid..It's the new secret weapon in the war against terrorists."
But can they get a leg up ?
It would sure do them good to get laid. Would relieve some frustration. And help goats and muslim women also.
Let's found an NGO : WAIT
Whores Against Islamic Terrorism
But I guess Bush wouldn't subsidize it.
Posted by: Soyooz at March 16, 2006 02:39 PM (s5S3W)
Ted Turner-Jane Fonda's Menage a Trois (and Hot Carls)
For the record, no I didn't know how to spell menage a trois. Curiously, some of my readers & fellow-bloggers seem very familiar with such terms. Almost as if they use the phrase quite often.
So, in the interest of linguistics, is it hot Carl or hot Karl?
Posted by: hondo at March 02, 2006 11:49 AM (fyKFC)
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I thought DADDY GREENBUCKS and HANOI JANE were divorced?
Posted by: sandpiper at March 03, 2006 08:59 PM (oN6hw)
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I've managed to save up roughly $57135 in my bank account, but I'm not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?
Posted by: Courtney Gidts at June 13, 2006 12:06 PM (d/5wn)
Jane Fonda-Ted Turner Threesome Sex Tape (videos we'd pay NOT to see)Last year the Jawa Report brought you news that Jane Fonda had participated in some three-way action at the insistence of the husband of her youth, Roger Vadim. Let's just say the thought of a young Jane Fonda, straight out of Barbarella, with another woman is not one that is too unpleasant.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Jane Fonda is a traitor. But, come on, the chick was a swinger baby! We'll call that the good Jane Fonda treasonous manage a trois. (As opposed to that other kind of manage a trois, which is always bad--you know, like the kind in Chasing Amy)
When does a Jane Fonda treasonous manage a trois get bad?
Fast forward to the way-past-her-prime Mrs. Ted Turner Jane Fonda days. Now try hard not to imagine a managa a trois which includes the mustached one. Now try even harder not to imagine that manage a trois featuring an ex-hippie/aging aerobics instructor with a man who believed he could single-handedly end the Cold War with a pathetic substitute for the Olympics--on video. NY Sun [Warning: before proceeding, please note you may need many years of therapy to get the following non-graphic images out of your head]:
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Posted by: Javapuke at March 01, 2006 11:52 PM (noJDM)
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I was at Gettysburg in 1993 for the filming of the movie "Gettysburg" and Jane and Ted showed up for a couple of days. Jane was walking around with 3 other chicks...
Many re-enactors are veterans, including many from Vietnam, and the common message even amongst them was "I'd fuck her. But I'd spit on her when I was done."
Posted by: sandpiper at March 03, 2006 09:03 PM (oN6hw)
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Almost every guy in America who ever saw Barbarella has wanted to fuck Jane Fonda and THAT'S why we
pretend her every opinion matters.
And she's STILL fuckable. Turner
doesn't matter at all but you know
the strap-on was her idea. She lets him fuck her ass and comes up
with the idea that he should return the favor and Jane gets to
wield a strap-on fantasy. Politics
aside, she always says she gives over to her men, so you know she's gotta be one of the wildest fucks of all time. That means ass fucking, swallowing cum, and other girls. All the guy fantasies. To see Jane in action would be a
treat. Release the video. Jane's
hot! She'd probably be up to a dp
if she had the chance. Jane Fonda
fucking on tape is an American dream come true.
Posted by: Bill at March 05, 2006 02:15 AM (Jq8H8)
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WOOWWWW!!!! She just gets more and more interesting with age.
Way to go JAne
Posted by: zanderhew at March 15, 2006 07:25 PM (K14pe)
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Please let me know when the tape is released. I would like to get a copy for my personal use.
Posted by: Brian Johnson at March 18, 2006 03:12 PM (o2Ukl)
Supreme Court: Anna Nicole Smith is "Certiorari Worthy"Anna Nicole Smith showed up to the Supreme Court today to witness oral arguments on her probate case. Fox News via Llama Butchers:
Dressed in all black, Smith fought her way through a throng of photographers and autograph-seekers Tuesday on her way to the courthouse in Washington. Smith didn't say a word and didn't sign any autographs as she and a lawyer tried to slip into a side door of the court.
So, what makes Anna Nicole Smith cert worthy? The fact that she lost all that weight, that's what!
Kissing Osama bin Laden, Hugging Prefered
I swear, you can't make this stuff up. There's nothing gay about a former Australian ballet dancer who changes his name to 'Jihad', describes Osama bin Laden as 'floating across the floor', and has insights into the most wanted terrorist on Earth's preference for hugging over kissing. Nothing gay to see here folks, move along. BBC:
Australia's "Jihad Jack", convicted of receiving funds from al-Qaeda, says Osama Bin Laden does not like being kissed but is happy to be hugged....
Thomas said he once shook hands with Bin Laden at an al-Qaeda camp in Afghanistan.
Bin Laden was "very polite and humble and shy. He didn't like too many kisses... he didn't mind being hugged but kisses he didn't like and he just seemed to float... across the floor," Thomas told ABC. ...
As a child Thomas was rejected as a ballet dancer for being too stocky and joined a punk band, The Lobotomy Scars.
He converted to Islam and changed his name by deed poll to Jihad before heading to Afghanistan in March 2001.
Posted by: Kathy at April 02, 2006 04:57 PM (jNuc5)
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Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven't been up to much recently. I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
Posted by: Kaka90887 at April 18, 2006 01:44 AM (Y8H64)
Hot Muslim Singer Gets Death ThreatsWhy? Because she's hot. She also openly criticizes Islamic countries for thier treatment of women. She's also hot. Did I mention that she was hot?
Now this is the kind of Muslim that I could really get into!
Muslim pop star DEEYAH is facing death threats because her raunchy new music video sees her strip off a burka (burqa) to reveal her bikini-clad body.
Deeyah claims the video for WHAT WILL IT BE? deals with Muslim women’s rights and female empowerment as it also features Muslim women who have fought for freedom of expression.
That's how you fight Islamic fascism--by taking off your clothes!!! Who am I to argue with that?
At first glance it's just another pop video, but take a closer look. There are not so subtle visual references to Ayaan Hirsi Ali's movie Submission.
"Because of her bold stance on Muslim women's rights, Deeyah has received more death threats than 50 Cent", says one UK journalist. "Despite the continuous abuse and death threats, Deeyah remains defiant against prejudice and discrimination on all levels--especially towards women.
And just because we know this will piss some people off, below are a few images of Deeyah. All of them are from the controversial video, except the last one. I just like that one for some reason.
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I'll protect her! I'll just throw myself on top and be her personal burqua! We can shoot video's and other stuff all day! Well, maybe not allllll day.
Posted by: forest hunter at February 21, 2006 11:06 PM (Fq6zR)
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I read of this over the weekend and supposedly one major objection to her is that in concerts she'll wear a full burqa and then shed it off wearing only a bikini. Now to us American males, that's just good entertainment. Not so to the same crew that threatened a Muslim Indian tennis player because she wore a skirt to play professional tennis.
Posted by: Chad Evans at February 21, 2006 11:45 PM (+DXHJ)
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I'll bet the stress is affecting her immune system. She needs an injection of vitamin Bluto, stat.
Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at February 22, 2006 05:02 AM (maXzk)
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You know, there's something wrong with muslim men if they get homocidal about her (ahem) attire. I can understand people feeling uneasy or even offended by her scanty and provocative wardrobe, but let's get a grip! (pardon the pun)
There's something sort of unnatural (even homosexual) about a religion that tries to make its women invisible; I think some of those guys have been living in caves for waaayyyy too long.
Posted by: docjim505 at February 22, 2006 08:24 AM (MC8cP)
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>>>>"Because of her bold stance on Muslim women's rights, Deeyah has received more death threats than 50 Cent",
That's impossible. The radicals are only an intsy bitsy teeny tiny minority of muslims.
>>>homosexual
Yes. There is a high degree of homosexual practice among muslim males.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 22, 2006 08:56 AM (M3nr/)
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A couple of those pics made me prematurely fatwa.
Posted by: Son Of The Godfather at February 22, 2006 09:35 AM (maXzk)
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These people are fanatics they are extremists and they are still calling it ther eligoin of peace what a sick joke
Posted by: sandpiper at February 22, 2006 10:01 AM (n7v4a)
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Never heard of Deeyah, but hey, that's my loss. Gutsy, cute, hot, whatever, she has taken a brave stand, and we should support her.
The slimeballs in the media have let a young woman show them to be the cowards they are. You go, girl!
Posted by: jesusland joe at February 22, 2006 10:10 AM (rUyw4)
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She definitely deserve more exposure. In the western media, that is, 'cause it doesn't look like ME people appreciate this kind of art...
- Max
Posted by: Max at February 22, 2006 10:41 AM (aPkwd)
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Some Muslim chicks are HOT! Ever see Queen Rania of Jordan, or Rudi Bakhtiar of Fox News (formerly anchor for CNN HLN). HOT!
Posted by: Spiffo at February 22, 2006 01:23 PM (6tdWP)
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That butt should never be hidden behind a burkha.
Posted by: Jester at February 22, 2006 08:45 PM (QKZX5)
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About 5 sec into the video, there appears to be a brief screen shot taken from the infamous video of the Taliban's public assassination of a woman.
Posted by: DC at February 22, 2006 11:50 PM (QPC7X)
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"You can stand up, lay down, or follow. You can stand up, lay down and swallow..."
Wow! No kidding!
Posted by: Babs at February 23, 2006 07:44 AM (iZZlp)
Posted by: Pork4islam at February 23, 2006 05:37 PM (GObqD)
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A figure skater from Turkey skated in these Olympics and qualified for the long program; the first ever muslim figure skater in the Olympics. I think that she, with her tiny body and her little mini skirt, along with her family have more courage than any of the brave-on-paper only newspaper editors in the MSM.
I still remember how the medal-winning female Algerian long distance runner represents her homeland but has to live and train in France because she fears for her life. What a backwards and barbaric culture. These are the people that we are appeasing?
By the way, Bin-laden's niece has posed provocatively in skimpy clothing and wants to be a singer too.
Posted by: jmchez at February 24, 2006 08:38 PM (8XMTP)
Posted by: jmchez at February 24, 2006 08:57 PM (8XMTP)
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I can't believe I am going to take such an important issue as Muslim womens' rights and
break it down to such a simplistic, typical-
male response, but here goes...
"My God! The pool shot. What a glorious ass!~
Please tell me you have more pictures of her
from the rear? Please, Pretty Please!"
Okay, back to talking about the serious liberation of Muslim women
Posted by: Bob Diethrich at February 24, 2006 10:30 PM (JUn7h)
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Here's the moment I've been waiting for. Will the mainstream liberals now say that perhaps this woman should repress herself so as not to offend Islam?
Meanwhile, I'm going to do more research on this new phenomenon. Rusty, excellent detective work. Didja know Hewitt linked you?
Posted by: Gordon at February 25, 2006 09:19 PM (0k9o4)
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Here is "Shabana Rehman", another gutsy Muslim woman requiring bodyguards.
Posted by: Zee at February 26, 2006 06:21 PM (HnkXc)
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first in consideration of the similarities between interrogation and brainwashing(remember Sirhan Sirhan?) how do we know what our government is doing at Guantanamo, and how We might someday be effected by its graduates? Is each and everyone of those released under the publically axcessable eyes of any one of our watchdog agencies? And why all the rebelling against our Supreme Court rulings by this administration?
Secondly would i be right in concluding that this administrations policies of putting the Kurds and the Shiites in such a disproportionately powerful position in Iraqi Governmental affairs compared to before the war, would be akin to putting African and Indian Americans in a comparable power position(citing their suffering) all of a sudden and then act surprized and appalled at the response of Caucasion Americans. Its seems to me that we are in the process of creating a "Community of Iraqi citizens" to perform the same tasks as that that we placed of the shoulders of Saddaam. Rings in my ears as a Forked Tongue Policy for sure. Think of the precedents we are creating in World Affairs! Later we'll replace the government and its leadership of another country with their minority populations or we'll just sit aroound and watch while another government (Say Southafrican or whoever) does the same.
And lastly as a former Army Corps of Engineers specialist, Why not have Our Corps leaders give Americans the estimates involved and let our troops build a better and more humane "Wall" between Isreal and Palestine according to our governments latest inituitive? We could do it much more efficient and the whole world would support us. Then we could justify some of that foriegn aid money we're giving Isreal. Your thoughts.......................
Posted by: ben haamid at February 28, 2006 03:57 PM (CY9ln)
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At first she is non Muslim
what did you know about Islam????
what did you know about the human right in Islam ???
what did you know about freedom in Islam????
I think that nobody cost himself to read anything
search for Islamway to know about what you talk
Posted by: malek at March 01, 2006 04:42 AM (QOaNG)
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz Lesbian Love Affair and 'Good' Gay Cowgirls Eating Pudding
Are Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz having a lesbian affair? That's what rumors in Mexican tabloids say. Of course, it doesn't hurt the spread of such rumors when 99% of men polled by the Jawa Report say they secretly hope the rumors are true.
Apparently, the rumors started during the filming of the movie Bandidas. Unlike Brokeback Mountain, the film is the kind of gay cowboy film men will be flocking to see. No word on the amount of pudding consumed in the film.
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Posted by: Brass at February 11, 2006 04:54 PM (6TLEO)
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Mmmmmm clams. Damn you, now I have to drive five hours to Edisto Island and get the shrimp and clam basket at the marina. Or maybe I'll just go to Charleston and eat at Hymans, the best seafood restaurant EVER.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at February 12, 2006 07:41 AM (0yYS2)
Heather Mill's McCartney posed for a kama sutra like erotic guide to sex? You bet she did! What, you think Paul McCartney converted to Hinduism for the strict vegan diet and those groovy sitar rifts? No, it's the tantric sex, baby! 
Some time ago we brought you the story of hot Muslim model Michelle Leslie, a.ka. Michelle Lee, being warned by an imam to stop posing for lingerie shoots. If you'll recall our original story, you'll remember that we complained to no end about the imam's fatwa. Good Michelle Leslie = lingerie, bad Michelle Leslie = burka.
Warning: Hot three-way girl-on-girl celeb "good gay" action below. Very good-gay.
Crack reporter Mike Pechar, always on the lookout for a porn-terrorism connection, finds this story from Ananova. Technically it's not a 'freebie', I know. It's more of a quid pro quo:
Islamist fools have forced out cool hot blonde Tamar Goregian due to the death Fatwa issued on her hot blonde self. The first and second runner up both Muslim women also declined the title due to threats of violence. The Brave Miss Teen Iraq, Silva Shahakian, has accepted the title-- but I thought the blonde infidel chick was much hotter.
Last year the Jawa Report brought you news that Jane Fonda had participated in some three-way action at the insistence of the husband of her youth, Roger Vadim. Let's just say the thought of a young Jane Fonda, straight out of Barbarella, with another woman is not one that is too unpleasant. 
Anna Nicole Smith showed up to the Supreme Court today to witness oral arguments on her probate case. Fox News via Llama Butchers:
Why? Because she's hot. She also openly criticizes Islamic countries for thier treatment of women. She's also hot. Did I mention that she was hot?
