September 28, 2007

A 9-11 Twoofer Jumps Ship

With the wheels officially coming off of the 9-11 Troof bandwagon, some of the more prescient Twoofers begin to have second thoughts.

This one just completely left the cult. Bravo - welcome back to reality.

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September 19, 2007

Today's Heh

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More at JREF.

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September 18, 2007

Truther: Help! Help! Help!

Heh, Apparently Andrew Meyer thinks the vast right wing conspiracy goes all the way up to and including John Kerry.

I reckon if the man in the video, Andrew Meyer, had just walked out, he would have been let go. Michelle Malkin has the full story here.

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September 15, 2007

Alex Jones Does His Best Hitler Impression

If you haven't seen the screaming, ranting lunatic in action before, you need to see this video of him delivering a stemwinder to his brigades of mindless 9-11 Troofer blackshirts. Try not to laugh too hard.

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September 12, 2007

Counter-Truther Agitprop at Ground Zero

Mary Katherine Ham and Karol from Alarming News were on the ground in Manhattan at Ground Zero. Mary Kate has the pics (video soon), and Karol has a lengthier description.

Maybe the counter demos should have passed out the latest al Qaeda video in which they admit, once again, that they were responsible for 9/11?

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September 10, 2007

Troofer/Spiderman/Wonder Woman Moronic Convergence

Not just Troofers and superheros handing out propaganda pamphlets, but drug addicts, chimps drummers, menacing doves, hippies, communists, socialists, Democrats, Code Pinkos, lost teenagers, two-bit huxters, liars, screeching lunatics, barking moonbats...

YOU NAME IT - IT'S THERE!

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Kudos to zombie for braving the psychiatric ward known as a San Francisco "protest."

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September 09, 2007

Troofers Prepare to Hype Their Bullsh*t on Graves of 9-11 Victims

So instead of remembering the events of 9-11-01 in a respectful and dignified manner, and redoubling our efforts to ensure it never happens again, we are instead to be treated to a stream of deranged children, aging hippies and mentally-unstable lunatics trying to muscle their way onto television screens to give the impression that there are more of them than there really are.

Here's an "action plan" from Alex Jones that includes crashing a series of MSM broadcasts around the city. They're numbered in the order in which they happen, so that you will see a gaggle of Troofer morons on every channel.

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Clever, huh? Dishonest, shifty, and effective. That's Trooferism - playing on the relative apathy and disinterest of an unsuspecting public to bowl them over with hyperbole, screaming lies through bullhorns, and media whoring. Of course, the reality is that there's a roving band of morons that will be traveling around looking for things to do, and the more disrespectful to the victims of 9-11, the better.

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September 08, 2007

Alex Jones Arrested (Released, Blames NWO...)

The leather-lunged, bull-horn wielding nutbar Twoofer king himself was arrested outside Fox News today for disrupting a Geraldo broadcast. No - he didn't spit on them:

During the program which was being broadcast outdoors, Rivera first told the protesters to "get a life" when they first began assembling behind him during his show. Later on in the show Rivera referred to the group of protesters that organized behind him as an anarchist group and even referenced the Jones arrest live on air. Jones could be heard prior to his arrest on the live Fox News broadcast shouting through a bullhorn saying "9/11 was an inside job" with the rest of the protesters. No word on if that's why he was arrested, but since New York City requires a permit to use a bullhorn that is a likely scenario.
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Fascism!

UPDATE: Here's some video from the event (wild and wooly!):

UPDATE II: The NWO released Jones! Fascism!

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Mos Def Goes 9-11 Twoofer

And another one bites the dust.

Absolute. Undaunted. Morons.

In case you haven't noticed, this is my new crusade.

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September 06, 2007

Zogby: 42% of Democrats Want TEH TROOF about 9-11

So according to some new polling, almost half of Democrats are at the very least in the LIHOP camp (let it happen on purpose).

That's good news for the Republicans, although I know they won't exploit it and use it because they're stupid.

Also, Troofers are publicly crowing but secretly cursing that only 4.6% of respondents in a poll they commissioned are MIHOP (made it happen on purpose). For the uninitiated or apathetic, this means that the controlled-demolition, no-planes/remote-controlled planes, laser/space beam, WTC7 demolitionLOL, Bush/Cheney/Joooos-did-it crowd takes one in the chops, because they wanted a much higher number than that. Most 9-11 Troofers are MIHOP. Here's some more poll analysis from Pat at Screw Loose Change.

And last but not least, here's a personal rant at the 9-11 Troofers from yours truly, in honor of the 9-11 victims they're spitting on with their unfettered nuttery.

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August 30, 2007

A Few More Sites Flirting w/ 9-11 Twoof...

I don't know how many people outside the debunker community noticed this, but there seemed to be a recent small controlled demolition of mid-level to well known non-9-11-nutter blogs flirting with Twooferism - mostly on the left.

First, we have a profoundly idiotic post "just asking questions" making outlandish inferences and unsupported allegations at My Left Wing.

Then we have a heroically inept offering from The Dissident Voice; a self-dubbed "radical newsletter in the struggle for peace and justice."

Third, we have a gobsmackingly stupid call to action from The Muckraker Report, who apparently support all kinds of wingnuttery from both sides (think Dennis Kucinichitrons and Ron Paulbots).

And let's not forget the occasional mental illness that sometimes rears its ugly head at the Huffington Post.

Keep digging, ye superpatriots! There's a great CONSPIRACY to be found (cue X-Files theme)!

Don't believe to BOOSH's version of what everyone saw! Make it up as you go along!

ht: Screw Loose Change

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August 25, 2007

Robert Fisk Goes 9-11 Twoofer

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm just saying what they say, and believing what they believe."

And now he proves to everyone (again) why he deserved...nay, was destined to become an internet verb.

What a dumbass.

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August 20, 2007

9-11 Twooferspanking on History Channel Tonite!

UPDATE: Follow along as the Twoofers kick and scream helplessly at Loose Change forum.

Also, follow the Debunkers laughing at them at the JREF forums (last page is most recent update).

Enjoy 'Loose Change Debunks Loose Change.' These people and their mouth-breathing disciples are Grade-A morons.


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You may recall that the History Channel Australia airing the submoronic fiction film Loose Change earlier this summer.

Tonight, its American counterpart looks to deliver a crushing, jack-booted swivel-kick to the shriveled jewels of the Twoofer movement in response (for the mental picture, thanks BC/Misha).

The Twoofers are predictably getting a case of the vapors, calling it a "hit piece." Sane people call it "the truth about 9-11 nutters."

More from Screw Loose Change. 9pm EST (check local listings). Tune in, laugh, and marvel at one of the largest self-imposed mental disorders affecting the nation (and particularly the political left) today.

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August 18, 2007

9-11 Twooferism at HuffPo

Good catch by proverbial Twoofer smasher Pat Curley. Daily Kos's short-bus cousins/compatriots at the Huffington Post are once again basking in the "glory" of the mental disorder known as 9-11 Trutherism. BOOSH did it!!1!

Like clockwork, Twoofers come out of the woodwork in the comments.

Go Donks!

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August 13, 2007

A Peek Inside the Deranged Mind

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Slow news day, I know. Honestly - who cares about Der Unterfuhrer Rove when you've got Twoofer moron conventions out there?

Here's some frantically scribbled mindthoughts from a Twoofer watching the cult's high priests at a convention in Madison:

We’ve turned the chips over to someone else

I use my gray matter and figure out that 2+2 does NOT equal 5

OUTBREAK movie with Dustin Hoffman where he says, “I’m NOT moving!!!”

Thinks “flash and pods” extremely important in “9-11 RIPPLE EFFECT”

Joyce and he have had many attacks upon them for their courageous work to reveal profound injustices, most especially to the military and their families

Many pics simply not real

White phosphorous---white cloud

What role did planes play? Cover story: if planes hijacked, then they were the terrorists, etc.

Collusion or coincidence… Lasers may have controlled planes…

We are all choir members here at this conference

“LOOSE CHANGE I”---flash and pod

“LOOSE CHANGE II”---removed; efforts made to shut down certain types of topics

COINTELPRO went after him, Dave

THINK OUTSIDE THE CAGE!!! We here are pretty much MIHPS (Made it Happen) here

There is PLENTY of additional stark-raving crazy in the form of hastily scribbled sh*thouse insanity at the "Muslim/Christian Alliance for 9/11 Truth" site.

Here's the introduction to the notes, if it can even be called that. All-caps alert:

[THESE NOTES CONTAIN VITAL INFORMATION FOR US ALL TO BE AWARE OF, WAY BEYOND 9/11 INFORMATION BUT 9/11 BEING A PIVOTAL SET OF EVENTS, ABOUT WHICH WE HAVE BEEN PROFOUNDLY BETRAYED ON MANY LEVELS, MOST ESPECIALLY WITHIN THE U.S. I IMPLORE YOU TO READ THIS ENTIRE SET OF NOTES, CAREFULLY TRANSCRIBED FOR YOUR SAKE AND THE SAKE OF THOSE YOU LOVE. THE PEOPLE WHO CAME FORWARD AND SHARED ALL THIS INFORMATION HAVE DONE THIS AT GREAT RISK TO THEMSELVES…]
Make sure you have Advil handy - you might get a headache trying to decipher it.

ht: SLC

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August 09, 2007

NWO Gets to Twoofer Moron

This is a few days old, but hilarious. Some of you may remember that Twoofer jackass "John Connor" ambushing Danny Bonaduce in a cafe. Well, that same Twoofer jackass, Mark Dice, lets loose a snort-worthy seethe about (gasp) having to participate in real life:

With google video being so popular, many people just watch videos for free and never buy the DVDs and support the film makers, and it seems people are even more reluctant to buy books. I'm almost out of copies of The Resistance Manifesto and have NO MONEY to print the new run. It’s going to cost about $7 thousand dollars. That and my laptop, which is the only computer I have, is almost burnt. The screen flickers to black all the time, and I fear it may just not come back on. The thing crashes almost every day too. I have a ChipIn box on MarkDice.com if you want to donate to help me get a new one.

I'm making about HALF the money at my day job than I did last year because business sucks and the economy is crap. I work in sales management. If I have to get a new job, I won't have all day to research and make videos since I will be forced to become a corporate slave so I don't start bouncing my rent check which I almost did last month.

I'm very disappointed in the movement, not only for not supporting my work, but for not fighting for the cause. I showed everyone how easy it was to jam radio talk shows like Hannity and O'Reilly. I should be hearing a half a dozen calls every day about the Illuminati and 9/11, yet I hear none. I have stopped listening to these clowns in hopes of hearing a caller slam them on the issues, because it doesn’t happen.

Oh, poor widdle baby! It's all about the Benjamins, I guess. I'll send my donation right over.

Ron Paul!!1 Fight the NWO!11!z FiRE cANt Mlt StEEl!3

Great catch by SLC.

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July 25, 2007

Loose Change Producer Arrested for Desertion

Couldn't have happened to a smarter guy. He (Korey Rowe) probably won't be court martialed.

Wonder why he felt the need to pump his military service in numerous media interviews, but never seemed to get around to telling people he deserted.

ht: Hot Air, SLC

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July 19, 2007

9-11 Twoofers In A Nutshell

Kind of funny.

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July 18, 2007

Caption This: Twoofermania!

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July 09, 2007

Keith Ellison (D): 9-11 Twoofer...

He hasn't yet leaped all the way over the cliff rhetorically, but he's dangling one foot precariously over the edge. I wonder if he's interviewed any of the FDNY.

Is anybody the least bit surprised at this?

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In Which I Pwn a 9-11 Twoofer

Normally, these things don't warrant much more than a chuckle and a short and sweet verbal smacketh-down.

But I was feeling a bit frisky tonight, and couldn't let this particular Twoofer's sub-retarded rant go unanswered. So I did a line-by-line fisking, which I haven't attempted in a while because they take so much time. I'm honored to note that the comment fisking was promoted to a post at Screw Loose Change! Woot!

Enjoy (sorry for the slight syntax errors). Thanks to Pat at SLC for highlighting it!

Twoofers = dumpsters!

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July 07, 2007

9-11 Truther/Anti-Semite Writing for Politico...

LGF pointed out this little gem from the Politico - What is the real cost of supporting Israel?

What the Politico seems to, shall we say, "sidesteps," is that author Chris Bollyn is not only a high priest in the 9-11 Truther movement, but also was recently a fugitive from the police after being arrested for being a belligerent drunk, attacking a cop, skipping out on his court date, and blaming it on the nefarious forces trying to "silence" him.

In addition, in a CNN interview, he revealed that he thinks al-Qaeda "has been exploited," and questions "whether such a group even exists."

Great caliber of "journalist" they've got over there at Politico.

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June 23, 2007

History Channel Australia to Air Moronic 'Loose Change'

Absolutely disgraceful. This is below the History Channel (or any channel, save Democracy NOW!)

Get on the horn or on email and let them know how you feel about them airing what amounts to a modern Holocaust-denial film riddled with inaccuracies, lies and distortions about one of the darkest days in American history:

Postal Address :
The History Channel
GPO Box 99
SYDNEY NSW 2001

Courier Address :
The History Channel
5 Thomas Holt Drive
Nth Ryde NSW 2113

Phone Number: +6 12 9813 6000

Web feedback page:
http://www.historychannel.com.au/feedback.aspx

Do not let this travesty go unchallenged. Get on the phone or on email and do it TODAY.

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June 19, 2007

Kosbots Engaging in Twooferism

Man - all it takes is a prominent propagandist to throw the lunatics a bone, and before ya know it, legions of braindead morons line up and start marching lockstep.

The illness continues its rapid infection of the Democrats, starting with the Nutroots and going up the tree. You can even see the Twooferism gnawing at the nutroots in the comments, as the few sane Kosbots try to convince other weaker minds that yes Virginia, planes did hit the WTC and Pentagon.

Unbelievable.

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Michael Moore Goes 9-11 Twoofer

You knew it would come to this - "just asking questions" - and now he's on his way to being Rosie Part Deux.

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