May 25, 2006
After swearing up and down that he's not gay (again, I kid you not), Ali claims because of his small penis size, he wasn't able to get married. Right, Ali, we believe you're not gay. Anyway, the small penis induced lack of poon apparently got to Ali's head, and so he up and joined the Taliban.
Nope. Nothing gay about the Taliban.
See Dubya, always fascinated with small wangs, thinks that maybe if we were to give one of those new bionic penises grown in rabbits that I wrote about earlier to Osama bin Laden, that this whole "war on terror" thing might be solved immediately.
I think it's going to take a lot more than a rabbit sized penis to end this thing. But until the horse-grown artificial penis becomes a reality, we'll have to stick to good ol' cruise missiles, bunker busters, and MOABs. More evidence of the news following South Park:
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Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 25, 2006 01:52 PM (FCC6c)
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!
Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2006 01:54 PM (3OPZt)
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Posted by: Sword of Monotheism at May 25, 2006 02:24 PM (fXkLc)
The small penis thing is indeed BS, the men have all the power in their religion so he could get a wife and she'd just have to put up with him tickling her. If she was a virgin she would be none the wiser anyway.
Posted by: Jester at May 25, 2006 03:21 PM (TuAMG)
Rusty,
Your, "Why We Went to War...", page is on the fritz.
Posted by: Greg at May 25, 2006 04:48 PM (q5wwn)
Have to plan my new biz...
use magic row... & u will get from rabit to horse size
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Posted by: hondo at May 25, 2006 06:45 PM (DaNq1)
How can you get close to your false moon god Allah if you have bacon in you mouth?
ROPMA
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