September 16, 2007

USC vs Nebraska

USC 49

Nebraska 31

If you see two guys mowing their lawns in dresses, that would be Vinnie and Mike.

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September 10, 2007

Terrorists Love French Soccer's Zizou!

Here's a frame from a new video from Islamic Front of the Iraqi Resistance's (JAMI)
"Knights of Iraq: 6" video. Soccer fans around the world should recognize this mujahideen's shirt immediately.

That's Zinedine Yazid Zidane's shirt, the retired French soccer player better known as Zizou who led Franc to a victory in the 1998 world cup. Zidane is of Algerian descent, hence a hero to many in the Arab world.

The JAMI terrorist's have their own website at http://www.jaami.info hosted by Germany's 1&1 Internet. Despite dozens of complaints, they continue to host these terrorists.

Abuse: abuse@schlund.com

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May 24, 2007

Ragnar's New Toy

After going through all the excellent opinions I received on the proper optics for my new Ramington 700 SPS Varmint, I settled on a Leupold VX-III Boone and Crockett 3.5-10X 40mm in matte black, with Leupold STD rings and two-piece mount.

It's now installed on the 700. Photos here.

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March 19, 2007

Chinese Olympic Logo Revealed

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What can I say? I'm a sucker for jokes which simply state the obvious. Thanks to David Lunde for designing and sending the logo to me. I hope that I'm not violating any Chinese copyright law, but I hear that is a bit of an oxymoron.

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February 03, 2007

The Blog Sabbath Super Bowl Extravaganza: Smack Talk Edition

Are you a Bears fan?

Are you a Colts fan?

Me, I have no dog in this hunt, I'm in it for the commercials.

Although, I predict a Bears win, simply because Peyton Manning is the Emperor of Choke.

If you don't like football, feel free to debate the following:

Creation v. Evolution

PC v. Mac

Yadda yadda yadda.

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January 11, 2007

Bekham Coming to US! Nation grows excited over man they've never heard of

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Soccer superstar David Bekham is coming to the U.S. To play for my hometown team, the L.A. Galaxy. Why does this remind me of the great Pele fiasco? Sky News:

But he insisted he was not going just for the money, but to make a difference in American sport.

He already has a football school in Los Angeles.

"Soccer is huge everywhere around the world, except in America," he said.

"That's where I want to make a difference with the kids."

Pelemania! You remember, that was the last great soccer-mania when a world famous 'football' player was brought to the U.S. Pele was going to make soccer popular.

Then America woke up the next morning and realized that by 'soccer', the elites trying to force us to become more 'global' in our sports, weren't talking about that game where the hot chicks wail on each other. No, that's 'foxy boxing'. Soccer is that game where they run up and down the field. Occasionally, the ball goes in the net. Oh, that soccer.

If Major League Soccer was a stock, I'd buy now. For the next year or two we'll be hearing a lot about how America has 'evolved' and that this new soccer phenom 'is a sign that the Bush go-it-alone' era is finally over. Then, with nary a headline from the media, MLS will go bankrupt. About this time next year, I'd be selling short.

I'm sure that it will be explained the same way the Pele bust was: we just weren't ready for soccer. Just another way for the cosmopolitan elite to remind flyover country of their utter disdain for us.

Most Americans find soccer as exciting as baseball. But baseball is our sport. So we're willing to pretend to like it. America's favorite boring sport is a patriotic duty. But the only thing Americans love more than hating Europeans is hating their boring sports.

The upside? L.A. hotels should look forward to an increase in business. The number of paparazzi looking to get a candid upskirt of Mrs. David Bekham, Victoria "Posh Spice" (are they still together?), must be in the thousands by now. And the chance that Bekham will have an affair with Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton is near certainty. I mean, what young celeb hasn't doinked at least one of them? But after a few weeks I'm sure our domestic paparazzi will come to dominate the Bekham sighting shots.

So, welcome to America David Bekham. Enjoy your short-lived fame. But I'd cash that Galaxy check as soon as possible. And make sure they send you a roundtrip ticket.

UPDATE: Let me also add the reason why soccer can never, and I mean never, be a commercial success in the U.S. Commercials. Unlike our other boring sport, baseball, soccer has no time-outs. No in-between times like in football. Just two halves. No room for commercials. And let's face it, the real money--the kind that will cover Bekham's $180 million salary, has to come from TV. No commercials, no big TV contracts.

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December 02, 2006

USC Blows It: Suicide Time?

Any one want to buy two tickets to the BCS championship?

The only thing that will keep me from committing suicide? Go Huskers!

Yeah, I know it's petty. But you've got to live for something.....

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November 25, 2006

USC Beats Notre Dame 35 - 21, BCS Tickets Needed

That's right. You heard it hear first. Trojans beat the Irish. Give or take 3 points.

This time we'll win without Reggie Bush's nudge.

And, as long as we're making predictions, I'm thinking I might get myself an early Christmas present. Better yet, maybe a once overzealous and now soon to be depressed Michigan fan has a ticket that he will no longer be needing?

But if I'm going to go to the game, I'm going to need some cash. Mostly for the brauts. I can eat a lot of brauts. Two words: Tip. Jar.

Oh, and what was all that 'hook 'em horns' stuff in the last set of comments about college football? Bwahahaha!

A big shout out is also necessary to the LSU Tigers. Yeah, I know the LSU victory over Arkansas doesn't help Southern Cal in the strength of schedule area.....but it feels so nice!

But I will be crossing my fingers for the Razorbacks come the SEC championship game. Just to shut all the SEC fans up. Shut up already!

I have nothing to say about that one game. You. Won't. Get. The. Satisfaction.

But, heh!

And just to make this relevant to all of you "this has nothing to do with the war on terror" naysayers: If USC loses the terrorists have already won.

Think about it.

Update by Vinnie: I don't need that satisfaction. I'm going to this, and I didn't have to beg for donations to get there. Peasant.

UPDATE by Rusty: I hate being wrong. Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!

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October 28, 2006

So This is What it Sounds Like When the Doves Cry?

USC loses.

John 11:35

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October 06, 2006

Trojans 35 - Huskies 14

Tomorrow's headline's today. Home game. Easy win.

Look for a weak Oklahama to put up a marginal fight against a Texas team that shouldn't be ranked in the top 10. The real interesting game will be Michigan vs. Michigan State.

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September 23, 2006

USC 41 Arizona 13

Tomorrow's headlines today!

So, who will be in the BCS championship this year?

Prediction:

Auburn vs. USC

Sorry, but Ohio State looked pretty weak today. more...

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September 16, 2006

I Will Not Submit

You win this round, Rusty, but they come to our house next year.

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Huskers Surprise

According to the latest line from the handicappers in Las Vegas, USC is laying 17 points to Nebraska. The over/under is 56. Take the points with Nebraska for a sure win. Game time is 8 pm EDT.

However, USC is sorely distracted by the Reggie Bush allegations so the door is open for a Husker surprise. Final score: Nebraska 28, USC 27.

For the sake of full disclosure, I'm originally from Nebraska. A bias is conceivable. Go Big Red!


[Update]

Oops!

USC 28 - Nebraska 10

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September 15, 2006

Cornhuskers Poke Holes In Trojans, 21-17

Who needs the comment section?

The outcome isn't in doubt. The only question is how much did this year's USC running back cost?

An eight-month probe uncovers evidence that Reggie Bush and his family appear to have accepted improper benefits from prospective agents while at USC.

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Trojans Beat Cornhuskers 27 - 14

Tomorrow's headlines today. Only at The Jawa Report.

Reader poll: How bad will USC beat Nebraska tomorrow? Leave your answer in the 'new comment thingy' below. Unless you're Vinnie. In which case you better stop wasting time commenting and begin drinking immediately. It's gonna take more than a little buzz to get through tomorrow's ass pounding.

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September 01, 2006

Trojans Beat Razorbacks 105 - 3

usc_university_of_southern_california.jpgTomorrow's headlines, today!

Why even bother watching the game? Unless your an Arkansas massochist or an Southern Cal sadist. So, color me a sadist!

I mean, can I get even one person to bet on Arkansas? And I mean a straight up bet, not a cover-the-spread bet? Didn't think so.

If I'm not back til Monday it's because I'm already celebrating tomorrow's inevetable victory.

September 16th's Headline, today: Nebraska cornholed at Colliseum: Quarterback PWND, in traction. Coach fired after feminists complain about comments that he 'enjoyed the collective and figurative gang rape'.

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July 21, 2006

The Electric Sportscar

Perfect for losing those pesky electromagnetic ninjas.

Sure as hell blows the doors off the Prius in the looks department.

(Props to Instapundit.)

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July 20, 2006

Flandis the Magnificent!

Well, after Ullrich and Basso were ousted from the Tour de France for doping I figured it wouldn't be very interesting this year. So I haven't been paying attention... until Tuesday. Suddenly Floyd Landis took the lead from Oscar Pereiro by 10 seconds on the climb up L'Alp d'Huez, and I figured: "Can it be that we've got another US cycling champion on the order of Lemond and Armstrong?" Then Flandis had the dreaded "bad day", and on one stage dropped over eight minutes behind the lead, to 11th place. The other American, Leipheiemer, was ahead of him in 9th, but still over 7 minutes behind. No one has ever come back from that kind of deficit this far into the race, to win the GC (General Classification). (Strictly speaking it has happened, but not for a very long time.) Failure, quagmire, time to pull out and "acknowledge reality". But Flandis was, curiously, still smiling... more...

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July 04, 2006

Ultimate Fighting?

I haven't been back to USA in years. I've been watching UFC reruns for the last year, starting with UFC 15 or so and up to UFC 45. I gotta ask: is this white trash viewing? What do Americans think of UFC?

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July 01, 2006

Why I Hate Soccer

England's best striker, Wayne Rooney, was just given a red card and kicked out of the game for a small push against Portuguese player Christian Renaldo. Not a punch, not a kick, not even a shove, just a push.

That has probably sunk England's chances of being one of the last 4 teams in the tournament. If they do make it to the next round, Rooney will be suspended automatically for that game, as well.

Portugal is one of those teams that spends most of its time laying on the ground, writing in feigned agony after the slightest touch. And Christian Renaldo is one of the worst.

Liveblogging here, for anyone who is interested. more...

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June 29, 2006

Good News for Hockey Players

The Canadians have found a way to re-grow teeth and repair jawbones.

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June 15, 2006

Soccer Player Healed

A miraculous story from SportsPickle:

Moments after a slide tackle dropped him to the ground and left him writhing in pain with what seemed to be a broken femur or some other serious injury, Paraguayan midfielder Christian Riveros popped up and continued playing after referee Hans Kimmel failed to produce a yellow card.
“It’s amazing. I see it all the time in matches,” said Kimmel, a longtime referee. “I seem to have the power to heal serious injuries simply by deciding if the felled player was taken down legally or illegally. I can’t explain it, but I guess you could call me a miracle worker.”

Read the rest, it is pretty good satire.

I'm glad they got tough on this stuff a few years ago. The diving and whining and whinging is mostly absent from the English league but still happens in every Central and South American match I watch.

(What? Yeah, I'm American. You want me to watch Asian golf tournaments, 9-ball pool, and 90lb weightclass boxing all day? Of course I watch soccer. And rugby. And cricket. Want to make something of it?)

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June 12, 2006

Confidence

England has been invaded. No, not by rampaging hordes of All Qaeda 'martyrs' (though they are probably here as well) but by England flags.

They are everywhere. Hanging from office buildings, shops, homes, fluttering from (not very well secured) antenna on cars and trucks. Even painted on people's faces.

Its World Cup time and England at least is looking as confident and patriotic as it always is just below the surface. Of course I feel sorry for my poor Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish brethren, who’s teams didn't make it to the finals (ha ha!) but at least my non-English fellow Britons seem to be taking this football* inspired burst of Englishness with good humour.

Not everyone is of course. The usual suspects are complaining that the flags which you now cannot now avoid are 'racsist' and 'intimidating'. Can you guess who those usual suspects are?

That's right, some of those who voluntarily came to this country to escape their own homeland's despotic regimes and their defender's in the 'we hate ourselves' liberal so-called elite.

Of course, what they really object to isn't the flag itself but the confidence in the country, it's dominant culture and political freedoms that it is indicative of. The bullishness it inspires amongst Englishmen and women of all colours and creeds.

The Islamofascists and their allies have successfully undermined large sections of the media and the establishment but the disconnect between those sell-out sections of our society and the majority of the population they supposedly represent is as comfortingly wide as it has been for decades.

As with any war, the real key to victory is confidence in the cause and the values it protects. Confidence is abundant, no matter what anyone might tell you.

(*Even for my guest slot here I'm refusing to use that hideous 's' word, just as I'm refusing to spell humour incorrectly).

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March 23, 2006

When 'Good Gay' Goes Bad

We all know there's good gay and bad gay, but is there such a thing as bad good gay? The NCAA women's tournament from the bad good gay point of view.

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February 10, 2006

The Olympic Good Old Days

Can't say I miss the Cold War, but it certainly did make for better Olympic Games. Decision '08:

No, the real problem is that the BIG storyline is missing. We have no good Olympic enemies anymore. The one totally tangible memory that most people have (even people who didn't watch it, in the curious way these things work) of a real athletic moment of glory is Al Michaels asking "Do you believe in miracles?' as the United States defeated the Soviet Union at long last on the hockey rink at Lake Placid. That's the Soviet Union, not Russia, and we're talking Cold War here.

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