March 08, 2007

Henry Kissinger on Angelina Jolie: I'd Hit That!

Apparently, there is not a single person on the planet that doesn't want a piece of official Jawa Report hot-bi-curious babe mascot, Angelina Jolie.

Q: Once Angelina Jolie is on the Council on Foreign Relations, do the Illuminati immediately start Armageddon or do they have to wait for some kind of signal?

And if Henry Kissinger really is the Antichrist, does this make our darling Angelina the Whore of Babylon or The Beast or something like that?

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Posted by: greyrooster at March 09, 2007 12:20 AM (37Xvs)

8 Jolie has a face like a pancake. Wonder if she still wears Billy Bob's tatoo on her arm. Some say her appeal is her lips that resemble another part of the anatomy.

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9 Looking at her makes me want to shower. Don't get me wrong. If I were younger I would be all over her. But having spent enough time in the std clinic in the past I can recognize syphillis on two legs.

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Posted by: greyrooster at March 09, 2007 09:22 PM (SKtGv)

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