January 25, 2007
There are sluts and there are sluts. Which one is Paris Hilton? Both. The thing about finding another Paris Hilton sex video is this: it's as surprising as it interesting--which is to say that it's neither.
But, if you're into that sort of thing, there's a very NSFW promo video of Paris below. Don't say I didn't warn you. I did. In fact, I'd encourage you NOT to watch it. But, if you sleazy pervs are going to watch it anyway, you might as well watch it here. Like smoking. If you're going to kill yourself, please do it with my brand. 1,000,000 hits, baby!
In this video Paris films herself, surprise, getting into various degrees of undress in every conceivable public place and, shock, having sex. Bigger shocker? Doing coke. Smoking dope.
Isn't the guy fondling her (censored pic below) that dude from Girls Gone Wild? I mean, come on. What's next, the Paris Hilton Gang Bang 500?
Anyway, I used to be somewhat intrigued by Paris Hilton, but not anymore. I guess I'm just turned off by a chick that thinks so highly of herself that she videotapes every aspect of her intimate life. As if her life was reality TV. And that people care.
One caveat: that whole faux lesbo thing? Yeah, a little intriguing.
More pics and video below. For our soldiers in Iraq. You know, just in case there's one of them who hasn't already nailed Paris Hilton. And videotaped it. Anyway, this website claims that Paris Hilton failed to pay for her storage unit, so they bought all this stuff legally at auction. "This is not stuff about Paris Hilton," they claim, "It's Paris Hilton's stuff." They've got receipts, personal letters, and even diary entries. They've even got her passport. And her driver's license.
I'm not sure which is sleazier: Paris Hilton or a website that has no problem showing the world Paris Hilton's passport. I'm sure there is some prurient interest in Paris Hilton flashing the beaver at various Hollywood nightclubs to any one who cares for a peak, but why does the public need to see Paris Hilton's
driver's license?
So, why are you surfing the net for Paris Hilton porn, you might ask? I wasn't. I'm a victim of Ace of Spades HQ. Yes, like all vices in my life, I blame the Ace o' Spades Lifestyle. Ace, by the way, agrees with my assessment:
Dear Paris Hilton,Amen. And thanks for the hat tip Ace. And by thanks, you should really read that in the thanks for wasting the last hour of my life writing this post sort of way. That's an hour of my life I'm going to need back. Who am I kidding? I probably would have wasted it anyway.....You're not hot. I look at you and see a walking petri dish for a new mutant strain of venereal disease, a mutate combining the worst parts of the herpes, hanta and ebola viruses. I full-blown level-5 hot zone for one's privates.
And also -- seriously -- a powerful tranny vibe, too.
It's a kind of sexual early warning light that won't stop blinking.
I'm not 100% certain that you have herpes, and I don't know for the fact you've had some pieces swapped out for aftermarket parts intended for an entirely different chassis. But I'll go with my gut......
Please, please. Just go away.
UPDATE: Here's the faux-tampon smoking screengrab from one of the videos.
Charming. I'm sure daddy Hilton is proud.
AGAIN: Warning video below NSFW or anyone under 18. Or Anyone, for that matter.
Scroll down for the video.
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Last chance to bail. I'm serious. I think I'm going to heave after seeing Paris nude again.
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Seriously, what would your mom think?
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Let her rip. Freaking pervs. Seriously.
UPDATE: Google took down the Paris Hilton Nude at Computer, With Dimebag and Bong vid linked below.....so we're going to go ahead and post it here.
You know, this is how I imagine all women surf the web. Enjoy, in that very Jerry Springer way. Because, seriously, this is some wierd stuff.
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Related: Paris Hilton Nude Video with some dude in bed
Paris Hilton Nude at Computer, breaks out pot and bong
......ping for Joyner, my idol. He also has more stuff about this here.
UGH UPDATE: Other hero Aylward....has this to say on what used to be his blog? "We wish them [the website] well." Now, since it's a chick doing the blogging (Tracey Kane), we'll let that pass. You know, good gay. But Kev, baby, where's the taste?
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Bwahahahaaaaaaa!!
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If she has served the soldiers/sailors/airmen/marines in the way that you suggest, then the poor thing probably just wanted to do her bit for the war effort ;-)
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I hope the damage to her public career is epic.
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