Image right from the Ann Summers adult store of the 'Mustafa' inflatable 'shag' doll. Muslims are upset because the Prophet Muhammed (swt) is often given the title al-Mustafa--or, the chosen one.

Apparently there is a large demand for Arabic looking sex dolls with seven inches of love in London at so-called 'hen parties'--the female equivalent of 'stag parties' or bachelor parties. For her part, the proprieter says she was unaware that Mustafa was a name given to the Prophet Muhammed (swt), and only seems to have used the name to make here mustached sex doll seem more Arabic. She claims she will happily change the name.

The Sun:

But the Muslim Association — based at Manchester’s Central Mosque and Islamic Cultural Centre — branded him “obnoxious”.

Yesterday a spokesman said: “This is the name of our Prophet and it’s very upsetting. This thing should be banned.”

In a letter to the store, the Association said: “You have no idea how much hurt, anguish and disgust this obnoxious phrase has caused to Muslims. We are asking you to have our Most Revered Prophet’s name ‘Mustafa’ and the afflicted word ‘shag’ removed.”

Mac at In the Bullpen has more.

UPDATE: If Muhammed was al-Mustafa--the chosen one--then what the hell what Eddie Murphy?

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A 28 year old subsitute teacher, Sara Singley, plead guilty yesterday to having sex with one of her 16 year old female students. Interested Participant has more.

NJ.com:

Singley met the 16-year-old girl while working as a substitute teacher at her school in October 2003, records say. The school where Singley met was not specified, but the charges were filed by Bethlehem Township police.

In January 2004, Singley and the girl began a romantic relationship and had sex several times at parks in Bethlehem Township and at motels around the area, records say.

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Is Laura Alito truly hot? When Rob Port says the daughter of a Supreme Court justice is hot you never really know--let's face it, the long North Dakota winter will do that to a guy. But when Jonah Goldberg agrees? How you gonna argue with that?

But, er, you guys do realize she's still in high school? This is wrong on so many levels.....

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Hollywood meet real life. Seriously, Mike Myers should get Ms. Houdova to star in the next Austin Powers flick. How often does an international supermodel and former Miss Czech Republic smuggle photos out of a Communist country in her unmentionables? Not nearly enough, that's how often!

Just remember the mantra of the Left when it comes to Castro's socialist paradise: at least they have free health care. Newsmax via Junkyard Blog:

Top Czech model Helena Houdova was arrested in Cuba last week while taking photographs of Havana's slums – but she managed to smuggle out pictures she hid in her bra.

Houdova – Miss Czech Republic 1999 – was arrested along with fellow model Mariana Kroftova, and Cuban police confiscated a roll of film in the women’s camera. However, Houdova concealed the memory card of her digital camera insider her brassiere.

"The revolution's watchmen rose up because I was taking pictures of something they do not like," Houdova told journalists after returning to the Czech Republic.

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Do not follow this link. I'm warning you. It could get you fired.

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CDR Salamander has this expose about the court marshall of Lt. Bryan Black for "sexual harassment". Apparently the vulgar language=sexual harrassment crowd has taken over our nation's most foul-mouthed institution. Clearly this is not my grandfather's Navy.

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Finally a calendar that says "I'm Christian" and "I love to lust after nude women" all in one. Move over Hooker Headers, here comes the erotic bible calendar! I'm thinking that Professor Chaos might finally be won over to Jebus with this one.

You can see some of the calendar here. (NSFW or Church or Synagogue and definitely NSFM [not safe for mosque]) Unfortunately for you pervs, the calendar is sold out.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing about this--besides the fact that's it's a fundraiser for a Christian youth group--is the fact that there is a disclaimer on the site that reveals that some of the models were under 18. So, is this German 'Christian' organization peddling child-porn for Jesus?

I guess that simply being nude doesn't meet the legal requirement for child pornography, but it is kind of creepy. I mean, exactly what do these people think guys are going to be doing while looking at these hot young chicks in erotic poses? Contemplating the mysteries of the Trinity?

Apparently the kids who were over 16 but under 18 had permission from their parents to pose nude for the calendar. Yeah, I'll let my little Grettle pose nude, I mean, as long as it's for Christ. This is equally disturbing. more...

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Hot Muslim model Michelle Leslie has been warned by Muslim leaders that it is un-Islamic to model lingerie. The Australian model apparently converted to Islam as a way to convince a Bali court to reduce her drug sentence to the minimum.

UPDATE: The original indictment was for 15 years, but after her 'conversion' to Islam, the sentence was reduced to 3 months. Also of interest is that the nude pics once in her model portfolio have apparently been removed. Wouldn't want to offend the Islamic court in Indonesia.....

The Courier-Mail:

AN Islamic leader has warned convicted drug user Michelle Leslie not to continue living as a Muslim if she plans to go back to modelling underwear.

But even as an Indonesian court imposed a three-month sentence which will see her out of jail as early as today, the Australian fashion industry was preparing for her return, with claims she already has two assignments booked.

Leslie's final appearance in the Bali court yesterday was without the Muslim headdress she adopted at the start of her trial after announcing her conversion to Islam. ....

Australian Federation of Islamic Councils president Dr Ameer Ali said: "If she is a practising Muslim, I don't think she should go back to her job as an underwear model – because Islam is all about modesty. "She can't have it both ways . . . either practise Islam and do something decent, or don't practise it at all."

According to the Islamic faith, a practising Muslim must observe a set of rules including being honourable, dignified, gracious, law-abiding, modest, clean – and not consuming drugs or alcohol.

Which Michelle Leslie do you support?

a) Muslim Michelle Leslie?

b) Infidel Michelle Leslie? more...

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Fresh on the heels of being named the woman 57% of college girls want to have sex with (story here), Angelina Jolie has another 'good gay' related title: world's most desirable gay-marriage partner. The Sun:

ANGELINA JOLIE is the woman lesbians would most like to marry, according to a new poll by Gaydar Radio.

The bisexual stunner beat fellow actresses Charlize Theron and Jodie Foster to the top spot with 32 per cent of the vote.

Because at The Jawa Report, we bring you the important stories....... more...

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Bluto is oppressing the masses today by playing golf with his son. While Bluto amuses his atavistic capitalistic impulses with a game that celebrates the symbolic rape of oppressed peoples everywhere, I, Otulb the Terrible, shall explain to you why today is not a holiday, but an occasion to mourn with the wearing of sackcloth and the gnashing of teeth.

We are called to "celebrate" the birth of an Italian merchant prince, a rogue whose name is Anglicized to "Christopher Columbus", who we are lead to believe is responsible for the "discovery" of the "New World". Blasphemy! Columbus merely happened upon a world previously discovered by its pure, innocent, peaceful, indigenous peoples who were living in a state of equilibrium with sacred Nature. Columbus allowed all of the evil that flowed from the reactionary proto-capitalist centers of trade and commerce in Europe.

Centuries before, Leif Ericson had noted the existence of the Americas and correctly identified the inhabitants as sharing the peaceful, nature-loving tenets of his own misunderstood Viking culture. Ericson lovingly protected the environment of the American aborigines by concealing its existence from the monstrous monarchical regimes already oppressing most of Europe. The gentle Viking knew, from the oppression practiced against his people by the vicious barbarians to the south, that the rapacious Europeans would spell doom for the worthy cultures flourishing in the "New World".

But the greedy merchant princes of Italy and Spain were not to be denied. Not satisfied with their growing oppression of the peaceful Japanese and Chinese cultures, they sought a shorter route to impose their will on their Asian brothers and discovered an innocent childlike race to brutalize.

All modern evil has flowed from the voyage of Columbus. It was his "discovery" that allowed the rise of the maniacal West, through the exploitation of the resources of the Americas. Surely, Adolph Hitler would have succeeded in wiping the stain of Western civilization from the map had it not been for the intervention of the diseased oligarchy running the United States. Likewise, Brother Lenin's holy experiment in raising up the oppressed masses came to grief only through the intervention of the imperial American hegemonistic bourgeoisie and their running dog lackeys in NATO. Even today, the vile scions of American imperialist exploiters afflict and oppress our peaceful Muslim brothers in pursuit of the Holy Oil.

Otulb the Terrible invites you to join him in cursing the memory of the evil merchant prince who has brought so much suffering into the world.

Down with Christopher Columbus! Vile Oppressor of Generations and Tool of the Worldwide Capitalist Conspiracy!

Otulb has also posted this right-thinking historical document at The Dread Pundit Bluto.

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Oh sweet serendipity! My two favorite pastimes come together: oggling Britney Spears' scantilly clad bosoms and hurricane relief! Britney Spears is auctioning off a diamond-encrusted bra on eBay, and it's all for charity. You can see the eBay auction here, but you'll have to cough up $16k for the current high bid. And with four days left this it's sure to go higher.

If Britney's bra isn't enough, you can own her bikini or even a pair of her boxer shorts. Britney Spears wears boxer shorts?

This actually looks like it is the same bikini as seen in a number of papparazi shots of Britney around the pool. Er, not that I've ever seen them before, or, er, not that I wanted to go surfing for these photos, but because I care about you, dear reader, I have a photo comparison below.

She's auctioning off a second bikini here, and a third bikini here, and a fourth....... wait, how many freaking bikinis can Britney Spears possibly own?!?!! Alas, no papparazi pics of her in the rest of them that I could find....and trust me, I looked! But that last one is going for $50, which is actually below retail. If it wasn't for the cootie factor I'd be inclined to buy that one for Mrs. Shackleford.....

And if price is a problem, why not buy this lovely Dolce and Gabbana nude halter top worn by Britney Spears? Did I just manage to work the word nude into the same sentence as Britney Spears?

What woman wouldn't want a shirt worn by Britney Spears that says 'Get Some' across the chest? Come on, that's class.....

And the cheapest item at the Britney Spears charity auction for hurricane victims? Drumroll please....Tuscan Garden Lavender Soap at just a few pennies over $15. So that you can wash all of Kevin Federline's DNA off of your hands after a day rummaging through your new wardrobe.

Breitbart:

US pop princess Britney Spears is giving her all to help victims of Hurricane Katrina in the US state of Mississippi -- even one of her bra's, the eBay auction site showed.

The 23-year-old former teen queen, famed for her provocative stage outfits, has donated a treasure trove of personal items -- including a two-piece sofa, a bikini and a jewel-encrusted brassiere -- to be auctioned off to help victims.

The "white-stone" undergarment, worn by the singer in one of her music videos, sports "a variety of sizes of round white stones and silver-tone beads in this intricately designed bra," according to online auctioneer eBay.

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Bad Polygamy

Good Polygamy

Because Steve the Llama Butcher asked and Michelle Malkin didn't want the answer....

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The Supreme Court of the United States has agreed to hear Anna Nicole Smith's probate case. The case of Vickie Lynn Marshall (aka, Anna Nicole Smith) vs. E. Pierce Marshall centers on whether a federal bankruptcy court can rule on wills and estates.

Anna Nicole Smith's laywer claims she will personally be at the Supreme Court during the hearing. Let the media circus begin!

Why would the Supreme Court agree to hear Anna Nicole Smith's case? Two reasons: The Rule of Four and TrimSpa.

It takes four justices to agree to hear a case. Remember, there are seven men on the Supreme Court--four of which are presumed to be straight (Stephens and Breyer are iffy). Plus you have Ginsburg--you know what I'm talking about. And you're going to tell me Thomas wasn't leading the charge? He's a swinger baby!

Another victory for corporate America. I mean do you think the old Anna Nicole Smith would have had a snowball's chance in hell of getting her case heard had the TrimSpa corporation not done their magic? Let's not forget the silicon-industrial complex here.

LA Times:

In 1993, Smith was Playboy's Playmate of the Year, and shortly afterward, the 26-year-old married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall. He was 89, and a fan of her strip act.

He died a year later, and Smith has fought with Marshall's son, Pierce, over an estate valued at more than $1.6 billion.

A Texas probate judge ruled that Marshall's son was his sole heir and entitled to his fortune. However, a federal bankruptcy judge in California later ruled that Marshall's son had schemed to move assets from his father's estate. Smith was awarded $88 million in damages.

Although the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals concluded that the probate ruling should stand, the Supreme Court agreed to hear the dispute to decide when, if ever, bankruptcy judges can rule on probate matters.

Presenting the certiorari worthy versus uncertiorari worthy Anna Nicole Smith. more...

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Things were just about getting back to normal in New Orleans. The lushes were out in force, transvestyte hookers were trickling back into the city, and a strip club had reopened to service the needs of armies of insurance adjusters and lonely FEMA workers. There were even rumors of a new Girls Gone Wild: Hurricane Victims edition about to begin production work. Alas, it will all have to wait. Damn you Rita! Damn you to hell!!!

If you want to see the picture accompanying this story, better check out Riehl World View--and yes, that picture actually was part of a news story. Because journalists are after the important scoops. Notice that both the Reuters story and the pic that Dan Riehl have is of the same stripper. Why do I have the feeling that one Reuters reporter is a very satisfied customer? Reuters :

In a sign that things may be returning to normal in New Orleans, strip shows are back in the city's famous French Quarter.

Erotic dancers and strippers are entertaining crowds of police, firefighters and military personnel instead of the usual audiences of drunken conventioneers and tourists in Bourbon Street's Deja Vu club, which reopened this week.

It's the first strip joint to resume business, three weeks after Hurricane Katrina struck in the worst natural disaster ever to hit the United States.

"It's nice to get back to work, and all these men need some entertainment," Dawn Beasley, 27, a dancer at the club, said on Tuesday night. "They haven't seen anybody but their buddies for two weeks."

The crowd hooted and hollered as women peeled off their tops and gyrated, as customers tucked tips into their G-strings.

Interviewed by a reporter for the local TV station, Abby over at Baby Dolls said she had seen many clients using their debit cards. She had nothing but praise for this exercise in government largesse. “A lot of customers have been coming in from Louisiana and they’ve been real happy about the $1.75 beers and they’re really nice.” It was only fair, she added that they should get a little publicly funded help. “You lost your whole house, then, why not?” she said. “You might want some beer in a strip club. There are a lot of guys out there that like to do that.”

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The Maximum Leader waxes poetic.

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Alla Wartenberg scandal and photo gallery here. more...

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A new survey by Playboy indicates that while only 54% of college coeds would cheat on their boyfriends with Brad Pitt, 57% would hook up with Angelina Jolie. Who can blame them?

Flash News:

Here’s some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them.

According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Jolie.

In an unscientific poll conducted by The Jawa Report, 100% of husbands say they wish their wives would resemble Angelina Jolie in the bedroom, too. The margin of error in our poll is plus or minus zero percent. more...

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It seems that a loophole allows brothels to operate legally in Rhode Island. AP:

Sex is for sale in the state capital, and police here say there's little they can do about it. Although soliciting sexual favors on the street is illegal in Rhode Island, authorities say a loophole in state law allows prostitution behind closed doors — including in storefronts that advertise as massage parlors and spas just blocks from City Hall. "We don't have a law criminalizing prostitution indoors," said Providence Police Lt. Thomas Verdi, who leads the department's anti-prostitution efforts.

Hat tip to James Joyner.

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X-Ray glasses are finally here. It's like a lifelong dream come true. Via Ghost of the Flea we learn that Advanced Intelligence has released a new CCD camera capable of seeing through clothes. And even though they mention that the camera can see through clothes in the very first sentence on their web page, the page later adds that you shouldn't use the camera to view anything 'indecent' like, er, looking through 'tight clothes, swimsuites, or sun dresses'.

The. Thought. Never. Croseed. My. Mind.

Now excuse me while I slip on these glasses.... more...

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1 Hooray

Posted by: Howie at September 08, 2005 12:07 PM (D3+20)

2 Was waiting for these. I knew it was coming soon after the news about the airport security x-ray systems seeing weiners and kitties that are hidden behind clothes.

Posted by: tyler at September 08, 2005 12:13 PM (Y9Lwb)

3 I like seeing kitties.

Posted by: Henry at September 08, 2005 12:29 PM (RcUcQ)

4 oh and a little off-topic, how can I be a part of the bear flag league?

I hail from Bakersfield, California...recently having been the result of a study showing Bakersfield is the most conservative city in the state of California, and the third most conservative city in the nation.

Posted by: Henry at September 08, 2005 12:38 PM (RcUcQ)

5 I never noticed this before, but those are some ugly shoes she has on. Leia needs heels or something... you would have thought Jabba could provide, but alas she got Bib Fortuna's extra set. Or did Bib steal the pumps? Whatever.

Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 08, 2005 12:42 PM (Wsn+K)

6 Henry,
Er, don't know. I was nominated by a friend, but I'm not sure of the process.

Posted by: Rusty at September 08, 2005 01:26 PM (JQjhA)

7 X-Ray glasses are they anything like the hoaky ones you could order from the comic books?

Posted by: sandpiper at September 08, 2005 01:41 PM (uo3LX)

8

It's my understanding that many consumer camcorders and digital cameras can do this. As I understand it, the deal is that the CCDs used in those cameras can see into the near infrared, so under the right conditions you can see through light clothing such as the sundresses and whatnot that the web page mentions.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 08, 2005 03:35 PM (FzhYM)

9 Henry, www.bearflagleague.com/ is a start.

X-ray glasses mmm.

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Chris Short, of Conservative Thinking and Jawa Sith apprentice, has launched a new online store. Dude, where are all the hot models?

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Close on the heel of our our popular Star Wars Geeks We'd Love to Date post, Flea informs us of a short film featuring the hot babes of Comic Con 2005. Sure they're Canadian, and yes they can't be compared to the hotties at Springfield's twice monthly Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, and I'm betting that they're mostly paid models, but they are babes and they are at a geekfest--the two things we are uniquely qualified to speak on. Images from the video below.

WARNING: While the images are not offensive, they may cause extreme embarrassment and blushing as you slowly shake your head and think, "I can't believe that hot nerd actually wore that." more...

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1 So what you're saying is people who look like that get PAID to go to this stuff? Huh. Apparently I could be making a lot more money than I am now.

Posted by: Feisty at August 20, 2005 08:47 PM (HN2eF)

2 Slave Leiea was H-O-T !

Posted by: slickdpdx at August 20, 2005 08:52 PM (6mUkl)

3 For more pictures in high res of this Comic Con visit http://amigacam.net.tc

Posted by: MiRRoRMaN at August 21, 2005 03:14 AM (RrvcC)

4 whoa you people are really geeks. You would get laid more often if you listend to music like U2. I should know cuz my band is the best U2 tribute in the world. Check out our web site and see whats it about.

Posted by: Hollywood Bono at August 21, 2005 04:01 AM (R4pOj)

5 Padme look alike?

Ummmm...have you seen Star Wars before?

And Boner, no-one that listens to U2 gets laid. Much less the band itself, who has been playing the same chords for 20 years...

Posted by: The Hollywood Blondes at August 21, 2005 05:13 AM (vJJ7n)

6 The girl who's in the first shots is Christy, she does quite a few conventions, and doesn't get paid, sadly... She should

How do I know? Went to High School with her, not a best friend, but a friend...

Also, Not Canadian...

Posted by: The_Scribe at August 21, 2005 05:45 AM (1iL55)

7 How 'bout a little beefcake for us girls? You sexist pigs ;-)

Posted by: Hollywood Oyster at August 21, 2005 07:21 AM (YudAC)

8 That one Asian chick is cute... The other ones can wear paper bags. Nobody wants a piece of that.

Posted by: madmagickdotnet at August 21, 2005 08:59 AM (MFniu)

9 I think you meant you know Lara Croft. Evidently you don't, though.

Posted by: Blah Blah Blah at August 21, 2005 10:09 AM (5aSAF)

10 Welp folks, tis true the Comicon hotties are indeed some fine eye candy, but that doesn't hold an oz of water next to the Booth Babes of E3. next year, gecth'yer credentials, get in, be amazed.

Posted by: SpongeaBob at August 21, 2005 10:50 AM (DPMy7)

11 Hi Rusty. Some of those pics have been hotlinked by Fark, and it's chewing up quite a bit of bandwidth. It will probably die down in a couple of hours, though, and it's doing wonders for your sitemeter.

Not a problem if it's levelled off by morning, just thought you should know.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 21, 2005 11:14 AM (ymzzr)

12 Christy's a plain jane. Any bag of antlers would look 'hot' in that get up. It's the outfit that's sexy, not the woman.

Posted by: notamisandrist at August 21, 2005 12:03 PM (+c5dB)

13 The hot Catwoman is part of the Gotham Public Works crew....Check out their Harley Quinn YOWZA!

www.gothampublicworks.com

Posted by: That Girl at August 21, 2005 02:50 PM (Rqvu1)

14 http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676039
Here's a link to a film that features some of these ladies.

Posted by: Crocodile at August 21, 2005 03:30 PM (GZWEX)

15 The Hollywood Blondes

The outfit is tre Leia... I'd say "Padme look alike" is quite accurate, though, if you actually look at her face. *shrugs*

Posted by: Daniel Ross at August 21, 2005 04:51 PM (ngGvz)

16 Dr. S--

Please forgive me if you are either familiar with this site, or if someone has sent it to you before, but I trust that you are well aware of the INTERNET gem Leia's Slave Bikini website?

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/buy.html

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at August 21, 2005 11:05 PM (mrpxK)

17 Indeed Scribe, she should be paid. Regardless, she is a great friend and still cute, even without the costume on.

Posted by: DarkHorse768 at August 22, 2005 03:32 PM (6RXeb)

18 fuck you all

Posted by: r at August 22, 2005 03:49 PM (y0fHE)

19 "Science fiction geek gay. And I mean the good kind of gay--two chicks."

i'm a fag, and a guy, and I appreciate your wonderful comment... girl + girl = good, guy + guy = bad! you're a boon to mankind.

Posted by: evan at August 22, 2005 09:46 PM (QSYRo)

20 Sy Snoodles could belt out a song and oola was a great dancer

Posted by: sandpiper at August 23, 2005 08:03 PM (Suq7y)

21 I'm surprised no-one's pointed out yet that Ms Croft's first name isn't Laura.

Posted by: Gem at August 28, 2005 04:28 AM (V2Vhv)

22 Who's the asshole saying he's me. He must be from one of the many shitty U2 tributes who's jealous of me as I am the best, but that's besides tha point. I would never write something so stupid. People who know me know I don't talk like that, (the childish getting laid comment). Piss on ya! P.S. You'll never sing as good as me so get over it.

Whoever maintains this site, would you please take the post down. I'm gonna keep writing shit about this asshole til it's down.

Posted by: Hollywood Bono at August 31, 2005 03:10 AM (B6Gay)

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For some reason, whenever some one finds a piece of Star Wars related porn they send it to me. Am I complaining? Hell no! Thanks to Rob Porter of Say Anything and Wizbang for sending me this. He found a gallery of Star Wars geeks who are also babes at Flickr here and here. I know it sounds like an oxymoron, but check out this babe below. Good catch Rob, live long and prosper. Oh, wait, wrong sci-fi geek lingo........ more...

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Terri Hatcher reveals that she uses sex toys and has contemplated hiring a giglo. Let me introduce myself:Rusty Shackleford, male prostitute.

Via Interested Participant who says what we're all thinking, this from Daily Record:

The star, who has just turned 40, confessed she is often too busy to date and has to rely on sex toys.

And in a frank interview, she said she has given serious thought to paying a gigolo.

Teri said: "You know, I once thought of what it would be like to hire a male hooker."

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1 I'm available for no charge and I will pay my own expenses to her home. (But it can be no later than Saturday because my wife will be back home on Sunday.)

Posted by: Don Miguel at August 18, 2005 03:14 PM (+KixN)

2 Shameless search engine traffic whoring.

And I like it.

Posted by: Will Franklin at August 18, 2005 03:17 PM (B5UgV)

3 One of your best posts, Rusty.

Posted by: Venom at August 18, 2005 03:31 PM (dbxVM)

4 Probably the most important too!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 18, 2005 04:01 PM (JQjhA)

5 I have found there is a market for blogging whores. You should try it, Rusty. I can teach ya a thing or two. ;-)

Posted by: Feisty at August 18, 2005 05:09 PM (BQCAh)

6 DROOL DROOL!!! PANT PANT!!!....hey, im not that old that i cant admire another woman....Teri aint quite my type{i like em a bit more chesty} but id pay her to let me be her sex toy...WOOHOOO!!!!

Posted by: THANOS35 at August 18, 2005 11:38 PM (IJ51c)

7 Caption contest anyone?

"I never knew an uneven load could be so much fun!"

Ahh... that was for photo #1 at the top.

Posted by: Charles at August 20, 2005 02:46 AM (lQ1Or)

8 send me her nude pivture or fuck movie

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Checking out Ace of Spades HQ the other day, I came across a link to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search, Saudi Arabia Edition. As much naysaying that Ace does about this obvious pandering to the prurient interests of the umma, I must say that something about these photos really did it for me. Below is my brief review of SI Model Search, Saudi Arabia. more...

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I now know Muslim women are hot and America is the greatest country in the world.

Taking a break from my writing/vacation duties I came across several Google Ads on my site that took me to a couple of Muslim Singles websites. Huzzah, I says to myself, what better way to get a fatwa than to say bad things about Muslim women? Victory is mine!

But in order to see what the chicks look like I had to register and upload a photo. No problem.

Married w/kids. Looking for mut’ah wife [meaning wife for temporary enjoyment--ok in Shia teachings] to fulfill my needs while my wife is ha'rem know,. Must be faithful and willing to receive instruction and be disciplined know,. Must be at least 12 years older than Muhammed's (peace be upon his name) wife Aisha [Muhammed married a six year old.].

Raise her in an atmosphere of freedom. Give her rock and roll. Introduce her to a credit card and a shopping mall. Install cable TV with two MTVs and a VH1 station dedicated entirely to the 1980s. Then she transforms into this: more...

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