Video : Letterman Grills Paris Hilton on Life in the "Big House"

Paris : "I've moved on with my life, so I don't really want to talk about [my time in jail] anymore."

Letterman : "I appreciate that. See, this is where you and I are different, because this is ALL I wanna talk about."

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Video : White Trash Trainwreck of the Day

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NEW Vanessa Hudgens Naughty Pics???

In the wake of the Vanessa Hudgens nude photo scandal, a new set of "naughty pics" has emerged.

OK, they're really not very naughty, but everybody's all worked up about the quasi-pseudo-kinda-sorta good ghey vibe in the pics, so if you're curious about the whole thing, you can check 'em out here.

Ron Paul could not be reached for comment.

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News Flash: The Naughty Vanessa Hudgens Pic is For Real (UPDATED with Links to Uncensored Pic)

If you're not convinced, you can have an uncensored gander here or here or here (NSFW).

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Where did teh gheys have sex before public bathrooms?

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"Some people might say it's not a very smart idea to throw 6 lighters into a blender..."

"...Those people would be right."

h/t : Glenn

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Greenpeace Stunt Backfires

(Bangkok, Thailand) Last April, the Thai government passed a law banning open-field trials of genetically-modified (GM) crops. Greenpeace was elated.

Recently, it was reported that the Agriculture and Cooperatives Ministry was going to seek cabinet approval for a lifting of the ban on open-field trials of transgenic crops. Assuredly, Greenpeace was not amused and reacted by dumping tons of papayas at the entrance to the ministry.

Three truck loads of transgenic papayas sent the message to the ministry that Greenpeace wanted the ban to continue. It was believed that public and political support to keep the ban would follow the papaya protest. But it wasn't to be.

Passers-by and onlookers formed a flood of people grabbing up papayas. more...

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F.A.G.: You Can't Even ACT With Israelis

Actors, is there anything they don't know? Members of the Egyptian branch of the Film Actors Guild are mad that an Arab would appear in the same film as an Israeli. I guess when Egypt 'normalized' relations with Israeli that it didn't include Egyptian actors being allowed in the same film as Israelis.

ANSAmed:

The trade union of Egyptian actors threatened today actor Amr Waked with a ban of shooting films in Egypt if he plays together with his Israeli colleague in a TV film. A rising star of Egyptian cinema, Amr Waked was chosen to play the part of a son-in-law of Saddam Hussein in the TV film, a BBC and HBO co-production "Between the Two Rivers", about the life of former Iraqi dictator, who is played by Israeli actor Yigal Naor.

Waked, for his part, whines that he didn't know he would be working with a J-O-O, that he can't get out of his contract now, and besides, he argues, the film is critical of U.S. foreign policy and isn't that all that matters anyways? No joke.

Waked played in Syriana opposite George Clooney (pictured above from Team America: World Police). No complaint from Egyptian actors on that one.....

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El Video de Wanda Nara--SIN CENSURA

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Nugent Video: Obama is Piece of Shit, Hillary 'Bitch' Can Suck It

Kafir sends this video of Ted Nugent telling Barrack Obama that he's a piece of shit and that he and Hillary Clinton can suck on his machine gun has it all: sex, guns, and rock & roll. more...

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Darwin: Bear Eats Man at Beer Festival

Ouch! CNN:

A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

An idiot.....gee, ya think?

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Video : Enter the Jawa

Jawa + lightsaber = lots of dead stormtroopers.

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Video: Naked Burka Girl Kicks al Qaeda Ass

PoliSat's new video: Burka Babes Booting Bombers. Warning: Cartoon boobie alert.

Normally I'd send you over to Jim's website to view it, but somebody over there forgot to embed it.......

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Why White Soldiers Shouldn't Dance

Stupid self-made dancing videos meet Iraqi war porn--gauranteed to go viral. It's a formula, but it works! more...

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Real Baghdad Magic Bullet Photo Found

For use on my 'magic bullet'.

Ace has more.

UPDATE: Bean sends this one in..

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SLATE Doesn't Like Our Name?

The self-appointed deities of "hip" at Slate decided that The Jawa Report isn't a cool name because it's "geeky pop-culture."

For some reason (don't ask me why) conservatives christen their sites with geek pop-culture references more often than liberals do. The Jawa Report seems to think those hooded midgets at the beginning of Star Wars were acolytes of Milton Friedman, and the prolific and always-quotable Ed Morrissey of Captain's Quarters presumes to pilot not the ship of state but the Starship Enterprise.

I'm so glad that Slate knows what Rusty or any of us think at any given time.

Personally, I'd sooner read a blog named after the famed scavengers of robot parts trolling the endless dune seas of a cruel desert planet baked by twin suns than read the tired nothingness of droll scribbled on a bland slab of thin and brittle rock. And I don't really care what CNN thinks about it.

Fweh. Probably could be worse. In all honesty, we got off light.

We could be called "The Huffington Post." Or even "The Plank."

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The American T.V. Viewing Public Agrees With Me

When I'm right, I'm right.

The AFL-CIO Democratic forum last night on MSNBC, was the lowest rated-yet of the eight primary debates/forums held this election season. Based on live +same day data, Nielsen found the debate had 960,000 total viewers and 340,000 viewers in the 25-54 demo.

Well, I'm always Right, so change that to "correct."

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Caption This!: Fat Socialist Pig/Useful Idiot Edition

ht: LGF

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UFC's Tito Ortiz and Justin McCully Visit Troops

Ultimate Fighting Championship fighters Tito Ortiz and Justin McCully visiting troops in Kuwait. It's a rather long and uneventful video, but if you're a UFC fan, like me, it's good to see these guys out supporting the troops.

If you don't like the UFC, then it's not worth watching. You probably have teh ghey anyway. Here, you'll enjoy this much better.

The UFC has been to Camp Pendleton, showing its support of the troops, and it's been to Ireland, which shown it can have fights outside the U.S, why not take the UFC to an overseas base? Say, in Kuwait or the UAE? Better yet, why not UFC Baghram? Now that would be a fight worth paying for. more...

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Who Am I To Laugh?

I was going to make some snarky post about this:

Many residents of the southern city of Basra have convinced themselves that the British Army has loosed savage cattle-eating badgers onto its unsuspecting populace as a final gesture of ill intent before it departs the city later this summer.

Throw in, for good measure, the fervent belief that British soldiers have planted snake eggs in waterways and unleashed bomb-sniffing dogs purposefully infected with rabies.

Then two words popped in to my head.

Art Bell.

I'm not dismissing this out of hand, mind you, and neither are my sources in the CIA. As a matter of fact, they've re-tasked their rodent resources to deal with this threat to Iraq's stability. Pesky British, I haven't trusted them since the 1700s, and I'm glad to see we won't allow such despicable behaviour.

Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers

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The Daily Kos Exposed

Markos Moulitsas Zuniga is not a man, he's a mouse.

Thank you science!

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Loch Ness Monster Outsourced to China

I'm thinking Nessie isn't going to be pleased with this new found Chinese competition.... more...

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More Bloodletting at McCain HQ

This time, the shakeup goes all the way to the top:

WASHINGTON (AP) - John McCain's campaign today announced that Senator McCain has been let go from his role in the campaign. A senior McCain official stated that the Senator's parting was "amicable" but "we needed to tighten our belts, and we were spending a lot of money on his travel and support staff and didn't feel we were getting the best value for our dollar having him on the campaign." A high-level strategy meeting was being held to determine next steps, but the official insisted that the campaign was "still optimistic that we can be as competitive, if not moreso, without Senator McCain."

h/t : Dean Barnett

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UK Lesbian Convicted of Bigamy

(Shrewsbury, England) A 29-year-old mother-of-three, Suzanne Mitchell, was convicted yesterday of bigamy. Mitchell (pic) left her husband, Charles, and before their marriage was annulled, she entered into a civil union with a woman she met at the bus stop, Caroline Beddowes.

Mitchell was impressed with Beddowes because she dressed in trousers, had short hair and "looked like a boy." However, "the sex wasn’t as good as it was with Charles." As a result, Mitchell returned to her husband.

Nevertheless, Mitchell pleaded guilty before Judge Robin Onions in Shrewsbury Crowne Court to violating the 2004 Civil Partnership Act with allows same-sex couples to "marry." She had falsified her application by indicating she was a single lesbian. Upon learning of the deceit, Beddowes (aka Beddows) was livid.

"It is her fault if she lied on the certificate and said she was single. When I found out she was still married to Charles about a month after our civil partnership ceremony I went ballistic. Before the ceremony Suzanne insisted I changed my name to hers so we would be a proper couple. Now I will have to change it back by deed poll."

Mitchell is free on bail as she awaits her sentencing appearance on August 6th. Judge Onions specifically instructed her not to talk to the media.

Obviously, questions remain. Was Beddowes just a lousy lesbian or can it be assumed that lesbians are no better at satisfying women than men are? Also, do UK lesbians usually hang out at bus stops to pick up women?

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¿Buscando Noelia? ¡Ella esta aqui!

Noelia se ha visto en un vídeo sexual. Si usted esta buscando el video, mire aqui. (Noelia no tiene ninguna conexion a Ron Paul excepto que ambos tienen partidarios insanos. Ron Paul desea ser amigos con Osama bin Laden y al Qaeda! ¿Loco, no? Cuidado, amigos y amigas. Vaya con dios y con Fred Thompson!)

Mas de Noelia aqui: more...

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