July 05, 2007

Science! Most Terrorists Are Muslims

Some things are so obvious, they beg for scientific investigation. Take #4 on Psychology Today's Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature List:

"4. Most suicide bombers are Muslim"

Gee, ya think?

It wouldn't be worth commenting on, except that any scientific journal admitting that publicly--even if it's only at their website-- is a newsworthy event. In fact, for any one in academia to ever suggest that there is a connection between Islam and terrorism is a one-way ticket to an institutional review board for hate crimes.

As surprising as that admission is, though, the authors attempt to wriggle out of the initial *shocking* headline, and get at the real cause of suicide bombers mass-murdering infidels and apostates. Here's a hint: it's not Islam.

The causal factor for 8,796 acts of terror since 9/11? Lack of nookie due to Polygamy.

I'm guessing that this explains all those suicide bombers coming out of Colorado City, Arizona?

To be fair, the authors suggest that the "72 Virgins" doctrine is also a causal factor. Which, I guess, could be read as a teaching of Islam inspiring suicide attacks. But the authors are really suggesting that it is lack of sex here combined with the promise of more sex in Paradise that is the real motivating factor.

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1 Gee! Most terrorists are muslim. Such wisdom. Let us welcome muslims to America. Rusty can welcome them at the airport.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 06, 2007 05:33 PM (DYtTi)

2 well im f'ing shocked , lack of nookie is right , if they would stop covering there women ,and stop kissing so many men in public {and private } they might get some from a woman once in a while ?

Posted by: psycopatt1 at July 08, 2007 05:12 AM (PzQS1)

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