February 28, 2007

Justice for Darfur: Hot Lipstick Bi-Curious-Lesbian Angelina Jolie Solves Genocide Forever!

And now, an important word from official Jawa Report representative to the United Nations, Angelina Jolie. I've taken the key points from Angelina's editorial in the Washington Post, and improved them. Does she really believe that an International Criminal Court could have any effective power over genocidal maniacs? Give me a break. Honey, stick to the soft-core porn, and leave the thinking to the professionals. And while your at it, make me a sandwich!

From her WaPo editorial:

Here, at this refugee camp on the border of Sudan, nothing separates us from Darfur but a small stretch of desert and a line on a map. All the same, it's a line I can't cross. As a representative of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, I have traveled into Darfur before, and I had hoped to return. But the UNHCR has told me that this camp, Oure Cassoni, is as close as I can get.

Sticking to this side of the Sudanese border is supposed to keep me safe. By every measure -- killings, rapes, the burning and looting of villages -- the violence in Darfur has increased since my last visit, in 2004. The death toll has passed 200,000; in four years of fighting, Janjaweed militia members have driven 2.5 million people from their homes, including the 26,000 refugees crowded into Oure Cassoni.....

Until the killers and their sponsors are prosecuted and punished, violence will continue on a massive scale. Ending it may well require military action. But accountability can also come from international tribunals, measuring the perpetrators against international standards of justice....

More of the official goddess of The Jawa Report, mistress Angelina Jolie, below.

It is not clear, though, why we should take Khartoum at its word. And the notion that the threat of ICC indictments has somehow exacerbated the problem doesn't make sense, given the history of the conflict. Khartoum's claims aside, would we in America ever accept the logic that we shouldn't prosecute murderers because the threat of prosecution might provoke them to continue killing? ....

It has become clear to me that there will be no enduring peace without justice. History shows that there will be another Darfur, another exodus, in a vicious cycle of bloodshed and retribution. But an international court finally exists. It will be as strong as the support we give it. This might be the moment we stop the cycle of violence and end our tolerance for crimes against humanity.

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What the worst people in the world fear most is justice. That's what we should deliver.

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The writer is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commission for Refugees.

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SOURCE: WaPo

Angelina Jolie: well intentioned, naive, but oh so hot!

Posted by: Rusty at 05:32 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Maybe if she promises to gang bang the Russian and Chinese UN delegation....otherwise she knows shit.

Posted by: Randman at February 28, 2007 07:01 PM (Sal3J)

2 Pardon my curiosity, but who's the other actress in the picture, the one with the dyed blonde hair?

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 28, 2007 07:08 PM (vixLB)

3 I bet you are hot for this bi-curious shemale.
 
 

Posted by: GOP Core at February 28, 2007 07:25 PM (b0FZu)

4 Being that Sudan is an important ally in the war on terror, we must try to understand and accepct certain of its internal policies (such as genocide and mass rape)

Posted by: JOHN RYAN at February 28, 2007 07:29 PM (TcoRJ)

5 Come on, give her some respect.. She may be a diva but at least she is a UN Goodwill Ambassador diva.

"... leave the thinking to the professionals."
Angelina just got nominated for the Council on Foreign Relation. That's an exclusive think tank with names
like Colin Powell, Alan Greenspan, and Henry Kissinger.


Posted by: Brangelina at February 28, 2007 08:44 PM (G97t+)

6 "give her some respect",

Rusty made her, "Official goddess of The Jawa Report." WTF else do you want? Gees! You just can't please some people.

Posted by: Howie at February 28, 2007 08:58 PM (YHZAl)

7 That's a fauxto... Look at the proportions of the head to the body and the piss-poor cutting around the knee.

Besides, what agent would allow the "fried-egg" effect on one of their clients?

Not her body.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 28, 2007 09:51 PM (vRnST)

8 Being that Sudan is an important ally in the war on terror, we must try
to understand and accepct certain of its internal policies (such as
genocide and mass rape)

As opposed to Clinton's consistent policy of ignoring most of Sudan's rape and genocide that occurred on his watch...just like he did in Rwanda. Of course if now they are helping us catch your terrorist heroes I could see how that might upset you John.

Posted by: Randman at February 28, 2007 10:26 PM (Sal3J)

9 Herr Morgenholz,

Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch verstehen.

Accordingly, when I read your chosen name "Morgenholz" I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

Auf gut Deutsch gesagt! :->>

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at February 28, 2007 10:32 PM (vixLB)

10 Bitte, freund.

You're the first to ever get the translation.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 01, 2007 08:01 PM (vRnST)

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