February 12, 2007

Sharia Meets London Fashion Week: Taliban Chic

Either this is some ironic statement about mysogeny or it's the worst case of dhimmitude I've seen in awhile. Either way, I don't get it. All of the Taliban chic outfits seem to be by some guy named Louise Goldin, which for a straight heterosexual like me means absolutely nothing. Anyway, much worse than the kaffiyeh being offered by Urban Outfitters, IMHO. And I guess they don't call it Londinistan for nothing......

A model wears a creation by Louise Goldin for Fashion East during 2007 Autumn/Winter show at London Fashion Week in London February 12, 2007. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor (BRITAIN)

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February 09, 2007

Video: Terrorists Shoot Down U.S. Chinook Helicopter (Updated)

The Salafi jihadi umbrella organization which includes al Qaeda, The Islamic State of Iraq, has released a video showing the downing of a U.S. Chinook Helicopter on February 7th. The video is posted below. Updates at end of post.

Here is the animated picture released with the video by al Furqa media, an al Qaeda in Iraq production company. Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but al Qaeda has several production companies

The helicopter appears to have been downed with an anti-aircraft missile. A few days ago the same Islamic State of Iraq claimed to have discovered a "new method" for shooting down helicopters. But it is increasingly becoming clear that this "new method" is the use of anti-aircraft SAMs, probably brought in from Syria or Iran. Update: Roggio thinks Iran. See below.

As is common with al Qaeda linked jihadis, the announcement claimed that 15-20 "Crusaders" were killed, and not the 7 that actually lost their lives.

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February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith's Boobs Die

Insensitive? Yes. But let's face it, Anna Nicole Smith was famous for two reasons: lefty and righty. All that other stuff--the billionaire, the weight gain, the weight loss, the Jerry Springeresque melodrama, all of it--was really ancillary to her enormous breasts. It was her boobs and her boobs alone that made her rich and famous. And those weren't even real. But, alas, they will be missed.

Oh, and RIP the rest of her. I only hope that God is merciful, because if justice is the only criteria for after life assignment, I'm afraid Anna Nicole Smith isn't going to have much to look forward to.

Does this post make me sound like a prick? Yeah, I guess. But there's something about the cult of celebrity--especially the cult of talentless celebrities who's only source of celebrity seems to be that they are a celebrity--that doesn't sit right with me. Call it a yearning for treating pathetic talentless messed-up bimbos like, well, pathetic talentless messed-up bimbos. And the proper treatment for those sorts is to ignore them.

Hat tip: Kim Priestap, although Aylward has it covered.

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January 25, 2007

Paris Hilton Naked, with Bong and Pot

Paris Hilton. Naked. On the Computer. Goes for a dimebag of pot. Then breaks out the bong. What could possibly go wrong?


NSFW. Actually, NSF anybody. And, really, you shouldn't watch this. It's like Jerry Springer. Uncensored. And on crack. more...

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(Video) New Paris Hilton Sex Video: Paris Exposed

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There are sluts and there are sluts. Which one is Paris Hilton? Both. The thing about finding another Paris Hilton sex video is this: it's as surprising as it interesting--which is to say that it's neither.

But, if you're into that sort of thing, there's a very NSFW promo video of Paris below. Don't say I didn't warn you. I did. In fact, I'd encourage you NOT to watch it. But, if you sleazy pervs are going to watch it anyway, you might as well watch it here. Like smoking. If you're going to kill yourself, please do it with my brand. 1,000,000 hits, baby!

In this video Paris films herself, surprise, getting into various degrees of undress in every conceivable public place and, shock, having sex. Bigger shocker? Doing coke. Smoking dope.

Isn't the guy fondling her (censored pic below) that dude from Girls Gone Wild? I mean, come on. What's next, the Paris Hilton Gang Bang 500?

Anyway, I used to be somewhat intrigued by Paris Hilton, but not anymore. I guess I'm just turned off by a chick that thinks so highly of herself that she videotapes every aspect of her intimate life. As if her life was reality TV. And that people care.

One caveat: that whole faux lesbo thing? Yeah, a little intriguing.

More pics and video below. For our soldiers in Iraq. You know, just in case there's one of them who hasn't already nailed Paris Hilton. And videotaped it. more...

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January 16, 2007

When Pimps Read the Koran....

....those uppity hoes better watch out! Remember: spare the rod, spoil the wife (or hoe).

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November 13, 2006

Mark Steyn: More Sex to Save West!

John Hawkins interviews Mark Steyn who recommends more unprotected sex to save Western Civilization. I'm not kidding.

We at The Jawa Report are prepared to do our part if it will save the West. Sex. Lots of it. But we'll need some volunteers. Lots and lots of volunteers. more...

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November 03, 2006

Saudi Arabian Orgies

Saudi Arabia is blaming the West for an apparent upward trend in orgies. Yes, you heard it correctly: Saudi. Arabian. Orgies.

As in, orgies in Saudi Arabia.

Excellent. Our plan to win the war against Islamofascism one orgy at a time begin to come to fruition.

Mwuhahahahahaha!!

In related news, the U.S. blames the Chinese for the unexpected rise in robot nipple related injuries. more...

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October 30, 2006

Hot Lesbian Action, Republican Girls Gone Wild, or Why You Should Vote GOP

Republican candidate for Senate Bob Corker's daughter in some faux lezbo action? Just another reason to vote GOP.

Clearly a case of the good gay. Image below. more...

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September 13, 2006

Wednesday Night Palette Cleansing

Ah, I already feel much better. For my sanity and to the insane in the comments section who want to kill Arabs. Meet Fawzeya Mohamed, Ms. Egypt. An Arab and a Muslim. The kind of Muslim I like. The naughty kind. more...

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September 08, 2006

Hot Muslim Chick Mariyah Moten

Mariyah-Moten-miss-bikini-pakistan.jpgHot Muslim chick Mariyah Moten has won honors at the Miss Bikini Universe 2006 pageant as Miss Pakistan. Pakistan was less than pleased and has started an investigation. No word yet on if Canada or the US will extradite her to face Pakistani justice (ie be murdered aka Honor killing).

Yahoo News:ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani authorities are investigating how a Pakistani-born American woman entered a "Miss Bikini" pageant in China as a representative of predominantly Muslim, conservative Pakistan....

Moten, a student of hotel management at the University of Houston, was born and brought up in the Pakistani city of Karachi, news reports said. She moved to the United States with her family eight years ago.

Hat Tip: Blue Crab Boulevard.

More hot Muslim chick pics or her and others here and here and here. more...

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September 06, 2006

Another Sandcrawler PSA

We at the Jawa Report are pleased to introduce our new mascot:

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We don't know her name, nor do we really care.

Swiped from.

Update: The (you're not the) boss (of me, who do you think I am, Allahpundit?) orders more pics. I did find one. Call her our alternate mascot.

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September 01, 2006

Hot Muslim Chick: Miss Egypt, Fawzia Mohamed

Meet Miss Egypt, Fawzia Mohamed

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First person that forces her put on a burka will get a personal ass kicking!

In the interest of international understanding and world peace, the Alabama Liberation Front has more pics of hot Muslim chicks. Surprisingly, all of them safe for work!

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August 31, 2006

Hot Muslim Miss England Attacks Blair

Miss England, Hammasa Kohistani, proves that the stereotype of beauty queens being hot but dumb is bascially right. It also doesn't do that much for the stereotype of moderate Muslims as over-sensitive whiney bitches who take every opportunity they can to whine and seethe about prejudice and backlash whenever someone suggest they do something about the extremists in their midst. Not. A. Thing.

Perhaps instead of whining about Blair's calls for Muslims to root out terrorists in their midsts, Ms. Kohistani would prefer to move back to Afghanistan where her parents fled from the Taliban? I hear the Taliban are resurgent and have a secret and abiding love for Muslim women in swimsuit competitions.

BBC:

The country's first Muslim Miss England has accused Prime Minister Tony Blair of fuelling hostility towards Islam in the wake of the London bombings.

Hammasa Kohistani, 19, said government statements since last year's 7 July attacks had created a "negative image" of Muslims....

"Tony Blair addressed Muslims in particular, telling them that they need to sort out the problem within," she said....

That was a huge stereotype of the Islamic community.

"Even the more moderate Muslims have been stereotyped negatively and feel they have to take actions to prove themselves."

Via Clarity and Resolve who have more commentary.

Previously: Hot Muslim Becomes Miss England

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August 05, 2006

Israel is a Dangerous Place


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No, it's not the Illuminati. The real reason we support Israel? Hot chicks.

Heh, even I need a vacation from my vacation sometimes. We'll call it an all A/V day.

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August 02, 2006

An Army of Leias

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My ho's.

In the future, all chicks will be Princess Leia. more...

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July 15, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Japanese Puzzle Edition

Meet Miri. We are trying to guess the reason she is so popular in Japan.

Previous puzzles at the usual place, photo below the fold. more...

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July 13, 2006

Return of the Filipina Celeb

By request, the Filipinas and pseudo-Filipinas are back! This is Kaylea, a print and photo model from Minnesota.

Photos, weird stuff, and the daily roundup at the usual place. more...

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July 07, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Lianne Lin

Lianne lives in San Jose. She is a website admin, photographer and model.

Photo below the fold, more photos at the usual place. more...

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July 06, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Jenny Huang

Moved beneath the fold for you guys with problems at work. I can't find a bio for Jenny, but the photos are cute. She looks Filipina but has that uniquely Japanese expression in her photos. more...

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July 05, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Kalia Yang

Kalia is Hmong, which is a mountain ethnicity from Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. Since there are many mountains in the Philippines, she is also an honorary Filipina. 5', 98lbs.

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July 04, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Kaya Kimura

Kaya admires John Wayne, the all-American cowboy.

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July 02, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Carolyn Savage

Happy 4th of July!

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July 01, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Nina Roxanne

Nina says good morning!

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June 30, 2006

Filipina Celeb - Yasmeen Alexis

I'm not sure where she is from, but let's pretend she is a Filipina. More here.

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