March 14, 2006
Can Hookers Save Islam?
If the Germans believe that mobilizing an army of hookers will help reduce the normal amounts of violence associated with the World Cup, wouldn't logic dictate that a few thousand prostitutes are what is needed to stop the annual Haj stampede? And if that is the case, maybe we should unleash Amsterdam's Red Light district on the Sunni Triangle?
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<snort>You said Suni Triangle.</snort>
Posted by: bRight & Early at March 14, 2006 02:52 PM (wZLWV)
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Sounds like a great idea, especially if you recruit from the same segment of hookers as Aileen Wuornos, the one played by Charlize Theron in Monster.
Posted by: kingkongreggae at March 14, 2006 03:10 PM (Tn6ZS)
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Well, if you ascribe by the theory, "that's just what they do when they can't get no lovin", I guess it might work. Wouldn't count on it though.
Posted by: jesusland joe at March 14, 2006 03:26 PM (rUyw4)
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I foresee a lot more dead hookers than usual.
Posted by: Ernie Oporto at March 14, 2006 03:51 PM (/lpvu)
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Hookers for Islamists
I actually had this idea months ago after reading why the "72 virgins" was so attractive to potential suicide bombers.
Basically,Young Islamic men with no jobs and no prospects of getting a job,don't have the wherewithal to land a bride.
Which causes these young fellas to suffer from a SEVERE "lackanookie".
Hence the "72 virgins" seeming like the only possibility of getting "a little".
So, thought I; What those guys over there need are some hookers!
If we can help remove one of the factors that's causing those fella's to volunteer to detonate themselves and a bunch of innocent people along with them,and hookers are the answer,,,I say go for it.
Get an Islamist laid..It's the new secret weapon in the war against terrorists.
It could work!
I actually had this idea months ago after reading why the "72 virgins" was so attractive to potential suicide bombers.
Basically,Young Islamic men with no jobs and no prospects of getting a job,don't have the wherewithal to land a bride.
Which causes these young fellas to suffer from a SEVERE "lackanookie".
Hence the "72 virgins" seeming like the only possibility of getting "a little".
So, thought I; What those guys over there need are some hookers!
If we can help remove one of the factors that's causing those fella's to volunteer to detonate themselves and a bunch of innocent people along with them,and hookers are the answer,,,I say go for it.
Get an Islamist laid..It's the new secret weapon in the war against terrorists.
It could work!
Posted by: FireFireFire at March 14, 2006 03:56 PM (2MixF)
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Fire,
I thought Mo told these guys to use goats if there was a shortage of girls. Are you telling me there is also a shortage of goats in Islamland? Cause I might spring for a few goats, but I think the hookers would be beyond my budget. Whatever I can do to help!
I thought Mo told these guys to use goats if there was a shortage of girls. Are you telling me there is also a shortage of goats in Islamland? Cause I might spring for a few goats, but I think the hookers would be beyond my budget. Whatever I can do to help!
Posted by: jesusland joe at March 14, 2006 04:03 PM (rUyw4)
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But But hookjers cost money with no job and no prospects whaty they really need are just more slutty women and they keep killing those so no wonder.
Posted by: Howie at March 14, 2006 04:05 PM (D3+20)
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Odd that none of you pick up on the telling social decay and obsession with sexual gratification shown on the part of the Germans (Euros). Germans (Euros) have a lot of problems simmering over the nature of their societies, identity, direction etc. This is just one lil' indicator - and yes - you can correlate it with some of their current "problems".
Posted by: hondo at March 14, 2006 04:36 PM (9pQ6D)
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This raises a question that has to be asked -- and so I ask it at my site.
http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/163313.php
http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/163313.php
Posted by: Rhymes With Right at March 14, 2006 08:00 PM (wfdL5)
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Sounds like a plan! How many man h0s do you think we could round up, to help fight the war on terror? If only we could get our infidel hands on the old AIDS monkey Arafat's little black book of love fudge, to help build our anti jihad arsenal.
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 15, 2006 09:28 AM (9xjdU)
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Please. Have some respect for the hookers.
(I am shuddering with disgust, just thinking about what kind of job you are suggesting for them.)
(I am shuddering with disgust, just thinking about what kind of job you are suggesting for them.)
Posted by: Jonathan Quince at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM (9B9GE)
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"Get an Islamist laid..It's the new secret weapon in the war against terrorists."
But can they get a leg up ?
It would sure do them good to get laid. Would relieve some frustration. And help goats and muslim women also.
Let's found an NGO : WAIT
Whores Against Islamic Terrorism
But I guess Bush wouldn't subsidize it.
But can they get a leg up ?
It would sure do them good to get laid. Would relieve some frustration. And help goats and muslim women also.
Let's found an NGO : WAIT
Whores Against Islamic Terrorism
But I guess Bush wouldn't subsidize it.
Posted by: Soyooz at March 16, 2006 02:39 PM (s5S3W)
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