September 24, 2007

Swedish Cartoon Blasphemer Checks for Car Bombs Daily

Ever wonder what it's like to have a death fatwa and a bounty on your head for drawing something? To be honest, I've been trying to get a fatwa for ages now, so I'm kind of jealous that Internet Anthropologist scores this interview with Lars Vilks:

G: How are you doing?

L: I am doing quite well. Checking my car for bombs every day and keeping my eyes open. Otherwise I can do my regular work.

G: Do you have good security?

L: Yes. Unfortunately I cannot say anything more.

Religion. Of. Peace.

Just in case Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, the alleged head of al Qaeda in Iraq who placed a $100,000 bounty on Vilks head, is reading The Jawa Report today.....here's a little fishing expedition.

Can I please get my fatwa now?

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July 26, 2007

Buy This Book

I'm currently reading it, and it's just plain fascinating. Not only does it take you into the lives of ordinary Israelis during the war, you also get a modern glimpse at similar events in times past. What the British went through during the Battle of Britain. Or the South Koreans when the North started their offensive and were shelling Seoul.

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Linda's on her second go around, and she has a good review up.

You can buy it here.

A brief synopsis:

33 days...3,699 missiles...500,000 Jewish refugees...Infinite faith and uncounted miracles.
One year ago missiles rained down on Israel's North and began an unprecedented war whose consequences are still felt today. From her "safe corner" in Tzefat the author gives us riveting real-time emails, stories, diaries, and prayers from ordinary people living under constant fire during the war, and records the endless miracles and chessed during those fateful danger-filled days.

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June 22, 2007

Too Much Time on My Hands

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June 18, 2007

Youtube Video: 72 Virgins

If you think National Lampoon should make a feature length 72 Virgins, go here to vote now.

Hat Tip: il mango di Treviso

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June 11, 2007

Guaranteed Mufti Muzzle

LOL, Allahpundit brings news that anti uncovered meat Mufti Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali will no longer be the Grand Mufti of Australia. If that’s not enough enjoy this youtube, the Sheik once said that he would wear tape over his mouth as punishment for his uncovered meat comments, The Chasers take him up on the offer.

Was that a Muslim threatening violence against the Chasers, who disagree with him? I'm shocked!

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June 04, 2007

Video: Know About Jihad

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Via The Terrorism Awareness Project.

Hat Tip: Al.

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AllahMater

allahmater2.jpgA mirror image of the name Allah has been discovered inside a Tomato in Oxford England. More proof that Islam is the one (cough) true (cough) religion (choke).

Via Oxford Mail: A family from Oxford believes Allah has sent them a message by appearing in a tomato.

The Khalids, of Maidcroft Road in Cowley, have been swamped with well-wishers from the Muslim community after making the discovery while preparing a salad.

Uzma Khalid, 19, spotted what looked like Arabic writing on a segment of a tomato which she chopped in half last week.

On closer inspection she discovered the writing mirrored the word 'Allah' - written in Arabic.

She said: "I just chopped the tomato in half and thought I saw the word Allah in it.

"I thought, 'OK that's a bit weird', so I showed it to my mum and she said it definitely says Allah."

Apparently this is not the first Allahmater ever discovered.

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Hmmm, tomatoes were once called, "The Devil's Apple", coincidence? Next thing you know they will find Allah written inside the neck of a decapitated person.

Hat Tip: Macktastic Rusty Wicked.

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May 31, 2007

Evil Incarnate

There are no words to describe the horror, the visceral evil that permeates every frame of the following video. This wretched abomination will set up shop in your brain, and you will never be free of it.
You have been warned. more...

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May 21, 2007

Danish Mermaid Dressed in Muslim Burqa

Apparently some wise Muslime was guarding against some Muslim male losing control and attempting to mount this uncovered meat ,er uh excuse me uncovered copper

AP via Yahoo News: COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Little Mermaid statue in Denmark's capital was found draped in a Muslim dress and head scarf Sunday morning. Police removed the clothing after a telephone caller reported it, spokesman Jorgen Thomsen said.

The statue sculpted in tribute to author Hans Christian Andersen draws about 1 million visitors a year and is targeted occasionally by vandals. On Tuesday, the statue's face, left arm and lap were found doused with red paint.

In 2004, someone put a burqa, the head-to-toe Islamic robe, on the statue, along with a sign questioning Turkey's bid to join the European Union.

Uncovered Copper.
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It’s a good thing this was done. Everyone knows that Muslim males have no self control. If a Muslim had injured his er uh self trying to penetrate this mermaid? It would of course be the copper mermaid's fault for leaving those perky copper nipples out in the open like that.

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May 15, 2007

Like Infidels Through an Hourglass...

...so are the Sands of Passion!


Sands of Passion Part I

Sands of Passion Part II

Fatwa?

Hat Tip: Allahpundit.

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April 29, 2007

Tens of thousands protest anti-secularism in Turkey

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April 28, 2007

The Muslim Brotherhood Project


You never know what you'll find at YouTube.
This little gem was hidden amidst scores of blatantly anti-Semitic, anti-American and anti-Western videos, and it's existence seemed almost an oversight.

Perhaps now that I am bringing it to their attention, YouTube will remove it for somehow violating their terms of service, while they happily continue to host countless Islamist propaganda films on their servers.

UPDATE:
Just to be sure everyone is clear about this - The person who uploaded this video to YouTube is not the subject of my commentary about anti-Semitic and anti-Western videos.
The oversight I spoke of is not his, it is YouTube's.

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April 10, 2007

Misha: Where's MY Fatwa?

I must admit that this is a really good question. If they think we're hard on jihadis, they had better get their heads out out of the camel's tucose.

Maybe the throat-slitting Islamist tumblef*cks in dirty nightshirts should stop over to the Imperial HQ and see what the Emperor is offering them today:

There you have it. Your Prophet of Pedophilia with a bomb in his turban stuck in the arse of a hog, with your most sacred moon god’s name in Arabic superimposed over its balls. Pay particular attention to how the curves of Allah’s name caress the testicles of that filthy pig, not to mention how the head of MoHamHead is being squeezed out of its most unsacred bowels.
Now that's fatwa-worthy.

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April 07, 2007

Palestinians Caught Planting Bombs Near Israeli Border

Predictably, Palestinian militants were caught planting bombs near the Israeli border during the Passover holiday.

And predictably, they got pwned by the IDF.

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March 28, 2007

Interpol issues extradition warrants for five senior Iranians and one senior Hezbollah Operative


From the Intelligence and Terrorism Information Center at the Israel Intelligence Heritage & Commemoration Center (IICC):
Following an appeal from the Argentinean Attorney General, Interpol issued international extradition warrants for five senior Iranians and one senior Hezbollah operative. The charge was involvement in the suicide bombing attack of the Jewish community center building (AMIA) in Argentina in 1994.

1. Interpol's Executive Committee decided to issue a Red Notice for one senior Hezbollah operative and five senior Iranians. The six are suspected of involvement in the July 18, 1994 bombing of the Jewish Community Building (AMIA) in Argentinan, which killed 85 individuals and wounded several hundred.

The six for whom the warrants were issued are:
A. Imad Moughnieh (also spelled 'Mugniyah'), Hassan Nasrallah's military deputy and head of Hezbollah's External Security Service. He is an internationally notorious terrorist who was responsible for many terrorist attacks against Western, Israeli and Jewish targets in Lebanon and in other countries, and is wanted by the United States.

B. Mohsen Rabbani, Iranian cultural attaché in Buenos Aires at the time of the attack.

C. Ahmad Reza Asghari (also known as Mohsen Randjbaran ), third secretary of the Iranian embassy in Buenos Aires at the time of the attack.

D. Ahmad Vahidi, formerly commander of the Qods Force and today acting minister of defense.

E. Mohsen Rezai, commander of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards, 5 formerly and currently secretary of the Expediency Discernment Council.

F. Ali Fallahijan, formerly Iran 's minister of intelligence and security, today advisor to Khamenei.
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March 08, 2007

US prison to force-feed Sami al-Arian


Can You Smell What The Rock's Got Cookin'?

According to the Associated Press:

Prison workers soon might force feed a former university professor who has been on a hunger strike for six weeks to protest his imprisonment for refusing to testify about Palestinian charities, his lawyer said Wednesday.

Sami al-Arian, a Palestinian who taught computer science at the University of South Florida, stopped eating Jan. 22 in objection to a judge's decision to hold him indefinitely because he refused to testify before a grand jury.

He has lost more than 40 pounds (18 kilograms) on his water-only diet and is so weak that he needs a wheelchair, said his wife, Nahla al-Arian.

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February 23, 2007

Oh, So True

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Via Cox and Forkum

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February 20, 2007

Fatwas Are So Cliché

Still, we’d like to have one.

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The notes on the two islamists say: " Cliche' " and " Reality "

Hat Tip: Il Mango

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December 29, 2006

Open Season - CAIR remix

This is a remix of the original “Open Season” by Stuck Mojo.

Hat Tip: Tatercat via LGF.

Speaking of Little Green Footballs, you can vote for Anti-Idiotarian of the Year 2006 and Idiotarian of the Year 2006 here. Polls close the 31st at midnight so vote now! more...

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December 26, 2006

It's Jihad Charlie Brown

Hat Tip: Mark.

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December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas From The Jawa Report

2:1 In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be registered. 2 This was the first registration when Quirinius was governor of Syria. 3 And all went to be registered, each to his own town. 4 And Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the town of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David, 5 to be registered with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child. 6 And while they were there, the time came for her to give birth. 7 And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.

8 And in the same region there were shepherds out in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were filled with fear. 10 And the angel said to them, “Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of a great joy that will be for all the people. 11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. 12 And this will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger.” 13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying,

14 “Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth peace among those with whom he is pleased!”

15 When the angels went away from them into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, “Let us go over to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has made known to us.” 16 And they went with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby lying in a manger. 17 And when they saw it, they made known the saying that had been told them concerning this child. 18 And all who heard it wondered at what the shepherds told them. 19 But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them.

21 And at the end of eight days, when he was circumcised, he was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

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December 11, 2006

Play Dress Up With Muhammad

No, I was not playing with dolls!

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It's a Muhammad action figure dammit. Create yours today!

Fatwa?

If you play send me your pic and I'll add it to the post, See Doug's "results" below.

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December 05, 2006

Number One On The Jawa's Christmas List

This lovely ornament.

Okay, for you optimists out there, you can buy us one of these.

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November 25, 2006

Yemeni Publisher Sentenced For Muhammad Cartoons

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News.com.au:A YEMENI court has sentenced a journalist to a year in jail for reprinting Danish satirical caricatures of Islam's Prophet Mohammed which provoked outrage among Muslims around the world earlier this year. The court convicted Kamal al-Aalafi, editor-in-chief of the al-Rai al-Aam, of offending Prophet Mohammed and also ordered the independent weekly to close for six months, his lawyer Khaled al-Ansi said.

The cartoons, one of which depicted the Prophet Mohammed with a bomb in his turban, first appeared in a Danish daily in September 2005, sparking protests early in 2006 in which more than 50 people were killed in Asia, Africa and the Middle East.

The editors of two other Yemeni publications, the Yemen Observer and al-Hurriya, are facing similar charges though President Ali Abdallah Saleh has promised to scrap jail terms for journalists convicted of violations in publishing.

Aalafi says that he reprinted the cartoons, seen by many Muslims as blasphemous, to raise awareness among Yemenis about what had appeared in the Danish press, not to insult Muslims.

Heh, I wonder what a deliberate inslult would get you? Like maybe this one or these deliberate insults here. Or how about pointing out the top ten problems with Sharia? Or maybe even that Islam is a fascist ideology that is spread by violence and oppression?

Fatwa?

Yeah, Yeah, we know, "Death to America!" Stick a sock in it bub.

Hat Tip: Big White Infidel.

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November 24, 2006

Drawing With Muhammed

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