Galloway on Hizb'Allah
I've been listening to George Galloway's inanity for years now, but this still surprised me:
Hezbollah has never been a terrorist organisation. I am here to glorify the Lebanese resistance, Hezbollah, and to glorify the resistance leader, Nasrallah...
This moron is a member of Parliament. He pretty much enjoys rock star status in Britain. I just don't get it. I really don't.
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The unholy alliance between pinko-commie's and fascists (in this case Islamofascists) is nothing new; take for instance
a) the Soviet-Nazi pact of 1939
b) the alliance of socialist/communist terrorists with Ayatollah
Khomeini and his Islamists that overthrew the legitimate government of
Iran in 1979.
When are these damned pinko's going to learn their lesson? In both
above mentioned cases the fascists eventually slaughtered and virtually
exterminated the pinko's. I mean, if the pinko's can find two
functioning brain cells to rub together they ought to realize that they
stand a better chance of perpetuating their own worthless existence in
a democracy than in an Islamo-Mullahcracy.
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 22, 2006 03:55 PM (Bp6wV)
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"...if the pinkos can find two functioning brain cells....
Yep, GM, that is the problem. The pinkos are so desperate to gain power that they have made a deal with the devil, namely radical Islam. As for the two functioning brain cell, now they wouldn't be pinkos if they had more than two brain cells, now would they?
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 22, 2006 07:20 PM (rUyw4)
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You beat me to it JJ; I was going to say the exact same thing. If lefturds had brains they wouldn't be lefturds.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 23, 2006 03:06 PM (v3I+x)
Rusty is Back in Black
I'm back. Thought I would have more time to blog from London, but didn't. I even set up a whole new archive page dedicated to my London trip in anticipation of my reports from the ground. Nope, no time whatsoever.
Who would have thought that pubs and internet cafes closed about the same time?
Karl Rove? Still not indicted.
Illegal immigration? The Senate still hasn't bought a clue.
Good news from Iraq? Film at eleven (just not on *TOM).
Culture of Coruption? Quietly off the 2006 table.
Lorie Byrd? Now Explosively Unique
The Davinci Code? The Blogiversary Code, a better alternative.
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I have been constantly threatened and harrassed while you were gone Rusty. Come to think of it, they were all picking on me even before you left! Open up a can of Whoop-ass on 'em Rusty!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 23, 2006 09:39 AM (FCC6c)
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No lipstick lesbian related news to report on? Because THAT would be interesting ;-)
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Welcome back Rusty. Men are such pigs. No need to thank Howie for slaving over a hot pc for the last couple weeks making sure that the bloghouse was kept in order. Nooooooooo. Men just waltz in the door and say "Hey, what'd I miss?" Howie, I think it's time to hit the doctor upside the head with a virtual rolling pin.
Posted by: Graeme at May 23, 2006 09:44 AM (3enBg)
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I only see one problem with you plan Graeme. He may not want to blog after that.
It's my pleasure to help the good Dr. Rusty Shackleford what I can.
I’m sure some of the readers here can’t get too happy about this as it may be another sign of the coming apocalypse;
But...... the Seattle Mariners have won 4 games in a row!
Posted by: Brad at May 23, 2006 11:36 AM (3OPZt)
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Here's what you missed: it turns out there is an Irish phrase that even little old ladies seem to utter in just about every sentence. Phonetically, I think it's spelled "fyook et".
Dr. Who's Live Nude Girls
Everywhere I go in London I see Dr. Who's time machine, the Tardis. Somebody should have warned me about going into the Tardis because I had no idea The Doctor was such a perv.
Pictures of nude women line the inside of all the phone booths here. Friendly too, since it seems each and every one of them is lonely and/or looking for a good time.
WARNING: Do not encourage your children to use the public phones in central London.
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Rusty, I'm glad to hear you're doing well. Any siteseeing getting done in London?
Posted by: MiB at May 15, 2006 01:53 PM (XuEw/)
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Nude Women photos!? Bloody Hell! Despicable! The wanton perverts!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 02:07 PM (FCC6c)
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Damn, man, you're posting more from London than you do when you're here.
Ha!
Posted by: Vinnie at May 15, 2006 02:21 PM (/qy9A)
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That's not all they use them for - better wash your hands after using.
Posted by: hondo at May 15, 2006 02:26 PM (SeBrl)
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Perhaps not as tasty as murals of humans mating with dogs at a Taco Bell I saw when I was near the Maylasia peninsula.
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 04:25 PM (FCC6c)
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Rusty, I am glad your finding the finer things in my town. My advice, avoid Hackney (or the whole of east london), best bar in town, The Langley, Langley St, Covent Garden, possibly the best bar in the world, on a friday night its like sitting in on a fashion show, great eye candy.
Posted by: dave clarke at May 15, 2006 05:00 PM (qRXEl)
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The Doctor has matured, for the 21st century and all.
Posted by: Bill Dautrive at May 15, 2006 05:07 PM (G95Uf)
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That would be what you get when the good Doctor regenerates into the actor who formerly played Casanova.
On the other hand, I suspect you're confused. The TARDIS's cameleon circuit froze in the shape of a police box back in 1963 (just before the Doctor's grandaughter, Susan, explained how she came up with the name TARDIS), not a BT public phone both. It's blue with only one window where I suspect what you're seeing is red with glass all around.
I only saw two or three of the now obsolete police boxes when I was in Britain last and one of them just outside the walls of the botanical gardens in Glasgow had been turned into an expresso stand. If they've made a come back, this would be even more important news that that they contain nude photos.
Posted by: Strick at May 15, 2006 06:27 PM (jvG2F)
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 06:53 PM (FCC6c)
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ok thats just gross, im from australia and there wuld neva be anything like that here unless some stupid guys went and drew all ova them, well if i go to london im neva using a phone box, i think ill survive without one lol bye xoxoxoxox
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Homer: (licking fingers) "Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
Vendor: "Mountain dew... or crab juice."
Homer: "Eeew, oh, jeez! I'll take a Crab Juice."
Posted by: Evil Otto at May 15, 2006 05:13 AM (fcCt3)
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Dr. Pepper is another (canary in the mine) indicator. I was on a ship calling Middle East ports. It was no problem getting cases of Coke and other sodas, but a case of Dr. Pepper: $27 for 24 cans. That was back in '95.
Let's see the muslims rid the uk of porn. If they can manage that then we are all finished!
Posted by: Fred Fry at May 15, 2006 05:23 AM (JXdhy)
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reminds me of a trip to no Indiana I took. went to visti pop and tried to order soda. RC nope, Mountian dew nope. Dr Pepper nope. Far northerners have advanced since then. I was shocked I never knew those were "southern sodas".
Posted by: Howie at May 15, 2006 07:55 AM (D3+20)
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Mountain Dew???? Somebody actually drinks that stuff????
Posted by: hondo at May 15, 2006 09:11 AM (SeBrl)
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I have seen Rusty drink them with my own eyes. It is...disturbing.
Posted by: Bill Dautrive at May 15, 2006 10:35 AM (G95Uf)
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>>I was shocked I never knew those were "southern sodas".
Um. They're not and never were. I grew up in Michigan and we had all those in the 70's. Of course, there is no soda in Michigan. Only "pop".
Indiana, however, has only recently discovered fire and the wheel, so it's not surprising you had difficulty finding a variety of beverages.
Posted by: Joe at May 15, 2006 02:17 PM (5Taf2)
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Just remembered a picture of me raiding the Dr. Pepper as a little tot, would have been in '66 or '67. So we had it in MI at least that far back.
Posted by: Joe at May 15, 2006 02:23 PM (5Taf2)
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And crinimals have the free run of england and can commit any crime without fear of punishment and the british parlament are all a bunch of wussies and sissies
Posted by: sandpiper at May 17, 2006 07:24 AM (oCdmx)
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When I go to London, I look for just those areas--because they are the only ones with decent food. British food is the reason they had to get an empire--to escape home cooking.
Chelsea Blue & BudweiserBy Dr. Rusty Shackleford from London
Arrived at the hotel only be be swallowed by a sea of blue. Chelsea Blue.
Apparently there is some sort of sport they play here called football. Very similar to soccer, from what I gather.
Anyway this football team from Chelsea won some big match yesterday. The stadium must be near our hotel because this whole section of town is a sea of blue.
The tube was packed, all blue. The neighborhood was filled with swarms of kids--in blue. At least 10% of the cars going by had Chelsea flags.
This town certainly takes its sport seriously.
But why do all the Chelsea fans seem to be drinking Budweiser? Good lord, have these people no sense of decency!?!?
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Budweiser is the number one imported beer in England. And Rusty should try it while he is over there. Why? Because there the alcohol content is 6 percent. Here its a watered down 3.5 or so.
The difference is the taste. Try it and you will like it. But good luck finding Bud Light. I dont think the Brits know what that is....
Posted by: BelchSpeak at May 15, 2006 04:55 AM (zNgZK)
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Actually Budweiser is also brewed in Britain, it's 5% ABV and is the number one bottled premium lager in UK bars.
And why are Chelsea fans drinking it....it's because Budweiser is official beer of Chelsea F.C!
Posted by: Michelle at May 15, 2006 05:03 AM (AOwp2)
