Yea, I say unto you, as it was foretold. I looked to the heavens, and there I saw the Green Promotional Balloons. Then the Earth shook, the Heaven thundered, and the angels sang sweet, sweet songs announcing the coming of "Read our newspaper!!"
And thus was ushered in the reign of the MSM-Christ, who shall reign for a thousand years, or the Atlas vlog, whichever comes first and is more evil.
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YouTube Video : Kitty Water Torture
I imagine this violates at least a few international treaties on humane treatment of pets--which just makes it even more awesome.
Posted by: Scorpius at January 26, 2007 03:01 PM (eD2jo)
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I like Joe Bob Briggs' line about seeing topless shots in '70s movies: "Back before boobs started to all look the same."
Posted by: ken at January 26, 2007 04:10 PM (Zpedp)
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Much like christmas trees, Coke , and burgers, there ain't nothing like the real thing. I don't care how well they're done, they just aren't the same as the real ones.
Posted by: Edward Lunny at January 26, 2007 05:56 PM (QkaPP)
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Well if you aren't starting with quality material, synthetic can be a marked improvement.
Posted by: wooga at January 26, 2007 07:13 PM (t9sT5)
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Hmm... Don't know about that last one, Ragnar. When boobs look like cantaloupes cut in half and stuck on a woman's breast, that's usually a pretty good sign they aren't real.
Posted by: Rep J at January 26, 2007 08:03 PM (IQYb8)
TIJUANA, Mexico — The police department has issued about 60 slingshots to officers in the violent border city of Tijuana, where soldiers confiscated police weapons two weeks ago on allegations of collusion with drug traffickers.
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Isn't it the Mexican Army that is trafficing drugs across the border in
Texas? I don't dislike Mexicans, but it's about time to kill a few
thousand to make a point.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 25, 2007 05:30 PM (eGb9y)
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Place burrito in sling pouch, pull back hard a let go.
Posted by: greyrooster at January 26, 2007 11:50 AM (w+w6p)
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From what I've seen of the Mexican police the sling shots had to come with directions.
Posted by: greyrooster at January 28, 2007 02:11 AM (w+w6p)
Fergie
As we head toward the end of the month, with our eyes on the 1,000,000 page view prize, I figured a little more Googlebait couldn't hurt. Though Vinnie will definitely denounce her as an "ugly skank," Wednesday's official Googlebait is Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas:
Disagreement Regarding the Web 25
Here's the list:
1. Jessica Lee Rose
2. Perez Hilton
3. Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
4. Matt Drudge
5. Seth Godin
6. Jeff Jarvis
7. Glenn Reynolds
8. Amanda Congdon
9. Robert Scoble
10. Michael Arrington
11. Hosea Frank
12. Jimmy Wales
13. Harry Knowles
14. Frank Warren
15. Cory Doctorow
16. Xeni Jardin
17. Leo Laporte
18. Merlin Mann
19. John H. Hinderaker
20. Charles Johnson
21. Kevin Sites
22. Mark Lisanti
23. Jason Calacanis
24. Om Malik
25. Violet Blue
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I must live in a cave, out of that list of 25 names I only know who three of them are.
Posted by: John Galt at January 24, 2007 09:40 AM (Q5fOm)
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Its more like a list of Class A attention whores. Amanda Congden? Give me a fucking break. Fat fag name dropper Perez above Matt Drudge? and putting that lonleygirl15 skank number one? Forbes should stick to business reporting.
Posted by: Gabriel at January 24, 2007 10:45 AM (NTVio)
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I'm with John. I don't know most of them. But Zuniga definitely outranks Drudge. His ego told me so.
Are they INSANE? Has a single one of these people had his blog read aloud on the floor of the Senate?
Posted by: Ellison Ellensburgwald at January 24, 2007 12:50 PM (Ouds1)
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I'd even put Charles Johnson of LGF ahead of MarKKKos. Wasn't Charles the one who blew the lid off Dan Ra<sup>th</sup>er's forged memos? All Screw Them has done is support a string of losing candidates like Lamont.
Cory Doctorow is an interesting choice. He is a sci-fi author who makes most of his work available for free over the internet, and most of his stories are good (although IMO he has had a noticeable decline since his "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom"). Can't speak for the guy's politics. He might be a loon, but he is a decent author.
Isn't "Violet Blue" a porno girl?
Posted by: Abdullah al-Libi at January 24, 2007 12:55 PM (QEjB3)
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Yes, there is a problem. I'm pretty sure Zuniga's middle name is "screw them"
Posted by: w3 at January 24, 2007 05:56 PM (9TtwK)
Posted by: greyrooster at January 22, 2007 11:18 PM (w+w6p)
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I've either got to stop typing or stop drinking. Damn keys to small.
Posted by: greyrooster at January 22, 2007 11:19 PM (w+w6p)
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I think she's hot, and her voice is what really makes her "trashy" but I always liked her. I think she should volunteer as a counter "skinny is hot" example.
She's got a great top, a great bottom, in between is more than pleasent as is her face, mouth teeth and hair.
I would slaughter villages for the opportunity to hit that.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 23, 2007 12:54 AM (QTv8u)
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You know the unibomber? (the poker player/math genius unibomber that is)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 23, 2007 12:56 AM (QTv8u)
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My hobby is Texas Hold-em. I have contributed to the bombeer more than once.
For those that don't know, Jennifer has a brain. Damn it!
Posted by: greyrooster at January 23, 2007 11:13 AM (w+w6p)
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It really deflates your ego when Phil takes your money and then leaves with her. Then you realize that you were concentrateing on her chest instead of the play.
Posted by: greyrooster at January 23, 2007 11:18 AM (w+w6p)
Dhimmitude on Scrubs: Please don't kill me for blaspheming Allah!I was watching Scrubs-- which is fast becoming my favorite syndicated TV show--on WGN the other night and noticed something odd. As Doctor Cox was ranting on to J.D. about something or other, he puts his hands together and says "I swear to" and his lips seem to read "Allah", but instead you get a canny voiceover saying "Aisha".
Now, maybe I'm imagining things, but I'm pretty sure about this. So, who is the dhimmi here? Was it NBC in the original broadcast because they feared what the religionists of peace might do? Or was it the syndicator who changed the wording as only to blaspheme Mohammed's 9 year bride/child-molestation victim after hearing complaints/death threats from the relgionists of tolerance?
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Hollywood always allows the expression, "I swear to God." even on TV. So by not allowing the name "Allah" to be used are they agreeing that the Muslim god "Allah" is different than the Christian "God" or are they hinting that the Muslim god "Allah" is greater and his name shouldn't be used like that? Whatever the case, Hollywood/TV land is wrong--dead wrong! Makes one think, doesn't it?
Posted by: Gary Veazey (Xav's father-in-law) at January 22, 2007 10:13 AM (fC2pg)
Theory. The guy deviated from script, and the people on the set laughed, and since it was funny, they didn't do another take. Enter a network editor further up the chain of command, and he decides to get an 'edit' done. He was probably thinking about 'money' and buys the 'religion of peace' arguement, and is just worried about offended Muslims affecting his sponsers for that slot.
I doubt most 'actors' would have given it a thought, and if they did, they are probably going to lump all the 'religious types' together in their thinking anyway. I know a few Atheists who already do that.
Basically I blame a senior decision maker at the network.
USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 22, 2007 10:44 AM (2OHpj)
Old School YouTube Video : Superbowl Shuffle (feat. '85-'86 NFL Champion Chicago Bears)
My congrats to the 2006 NFC Champion Chicago Bears, who'll now be facing the AFC Champion Colts in the NFL Championship Game on Feb. 4.
Seeing the Bears take the NFC Championship takes me back to the '85 season and the international phenomenon that was the Chicago Bears. That hype dwarfs anything that's come out of Illinois since--yes, even Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton. So the '85 Bears weren't so great in the singing and dancing department. They kicked serious ass on the gridiron, and that's what matters. As a tribute to the '85 Bears and the '06 Bears, I present to you "The Superbowl Shuffle":
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What fuels Islamophobia ????????? I don't know...what do you think Vern..."islam"...........Vern says Islam...... I'm gonna go with that.....Islam, .....Islam's my answer, what do I win?
Posted by: Billy at January 22, 2007 09:21 AM (1SzWp)
YouTube Video : Hillary Rodham Clinton on Hardball (sort of)
"Hillary Rodham Clinton" and "Chris Matthews" discuss Barack Hussein Obama's secret hatred of women and the little-known fact that Hillary is herself half-black. As with most SNL skits, it drags on too long, but there are some decent chuckles:
Kyrill Update
Upon further investigation, we've determined that the "Kyrill" attacking Germany is neither a swarm of giant mutant shrimp or a giant mutant Gary Busey as earlier reported. The "Kyrill" is actually a giant mutant space alien. Shown below is a Jawa Report exclusive photo of the voracious Kyrill menacing the Brandenburg Gate:
I'm afriid I have zome bad news.
In zis time of crizis for our great city, it zeems the entire Police force of Berlin has taken vat vee in Germany call ..."French Leave".
I vonder how best to blame zat chimp Herr Bush for this mess.
Posted by: Klaus Wowereit, Mayor at January 21, 2007 10:53 AM (Ignlt)
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Eeriely looks like the movie Krull but I am sure Kyrill is gonna do much more damage.
Posted by: DAT at January 21, 2007 04:30 PM (qjEEJ)
I see nothing that disproves the possibility of this being Gary Busey! The new evidence does not seem to be in conflict with any of the reported characteristics of Mr Busey, and so I'm afraid we need expert testimony from someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about. Someone like HRW, for example.
USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 22, 2007 09:59 PM (2OHpj)
YouTube Video : Is Jade Goody a Racist?
So, the accused "racist" Jade Goody's now been evicted from the Big Brother house in the UK. I've watched only enough of "Big Brother" to know that the show is stupid. As stupid as the show is, the debate generated by the Shilpa Shetty - Jade Goody is important. The woman in this discussion (Narinder Kaur) is convinced that Jade and other members of the house are "racist."
You'll see the moderator in this clip is trying to gin up a reasoned discussion as to whether the conflict is over "race" or "culture"--without much success. This woman seamlessly conflates "culturalism," "bullying" and "racism" as if they were all the same thing. But they're not. It's not at all uncommon for a person of one race to dislike a person af a different race. That dislike my have nothing at all to do with racism.
Looking at the clips, it appears to me that Shilpa herself offended some of the UK players on multiple occasions by her own "cultural ignorance." No one seems to want to talk about this. Does the "cultural ignorance" street only run one way? Are the UK players expected to learn about and respect Shilpa's culture while Shilpa has no such burden to give the UK players the same courtesy?
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I kinda wonder what would have happened if this Shilpa Shetty thing happened in the American version of Big Brother instead. Would there have been the same uproar?
Posted by: Northern Cross at January 20, 2007 03:08 PM (7vz05)
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Having watched the growing debacle myself, and no-one has commented here on this yet, I thought I'd put my two pennorth in if that's ok.
I'm not too certain on the racism issue, and there has been plenty of debate about it with some saying it was just bullying (as if that is in any way ok) and others saying it is outright racism. I think a lot of it is the intention behind what was said. I could call a mate of mine a bast*** but if we were laughing and joking around anyway then that's the way it would be taken, as a joke and he'd probably call me a bast*** too. If I'd called him a bast*** and clearly had malicious intent then it goes the other way. The police stand over here is this: if a victim feels that an attack on them, whether physical or verbal, was racially motivated then the police are duty bound to investigate it as a racist attack. All it needs is for the victim to say they felt it was racially motivated.
There does appear to have been a certain degree of hatred directed towards Shilpa on the basis of her race, but most of that came from her mother (who left the BB house last week) and two other contestants, Danielle and Jo. An example of some of the comments directed at Shilpa: Danielle saying Shilpa should f*** off home (i.e. back to India), Jade calling her 'Shilpa Poppadum' and on another occasion 'Shilpa F****awalla'. That last one has got to have an air of racism about it.
Shilpa is very clearly a lovely woman, with extremely good manners, very polite and gracious. Put simply, she is everything Jade is not. But Jade and her family began taking potshots at her from the minute they arrived in the BB house, largely over the pronounciation of Shilpa's name, which she took in very good spirit and laughed it off. Then it began to become something of an issue in their minds, that she was a 'foreigner'. But Shilpa still took it in good spirit, and you'd see examples of Jade's mother in the diary room mouthing off about Shilpa, describing her in progressively unpleasant ways, but from Shilpa? Not one unpleasant word escaped her lips. Not a single one, and she kept describing Jades mother in glowing terms completely unaware of the rather nasty attacks being made on her behind her back. Yes there were occasions when, for example, Shilpa was laughing about Jade's accent, but there was never anything remotely nasty about it, and considering the way people had been making fun of her and her name, seems to me that criticising her over that is rather unfair.
What there can be no dounbt about though, Jade is a foul-mouthed little bully. She has been on Big Brother before and she treated another contestant in pretty much the same way as she treated Shilpa on this one. In that case though the woman in question, someone called Sophie, was white. But like Shilpa she was very attractive, well educated, friendly, and kind. Everything Jade actually isn't. On that occasion also the bullying of Sophie attracted a large number of complaints, although nowhere near so many as on this occasion.
Jade's excuses are that she isn't a racist and she isn't a bully, and that it was all done in fun. Well, that's the excuse bullies always come out with isn't it? "It was just a bit of fun"? It might be funny is everybody finds it funny. It isn't funny when it clearly begins to cause distress to the victim and the fact that it was upsetting Shilpa more and more was plain for all to see. But they carried on doing it, and it began to get worse, and anyone who saw Jade's appalling and aggressive tirade at Shilpa last Tuesday could plainly see there was no 'humour' behind her attacks on Shilpa at all. It was just plain nasty. Jade's presence appears to have been intended by Channel 4 to have been detrimental, as shown in the fact that three contestants walked out after Jade and her families arrival. Amongst them Ken Russell who, at nearly 80 years old, was genuinely concerned that the aggressive atmosphere caused by Jade could lead to him having another stroke. Channel 4 are just as much to blame as they seem to have only been concerned with ratings, and could have put a stop to Shilpa's treatment immediately but chose to let it run.
Racism? Possibly Jade, definitely Jo and Danielle. They were very demeaning towards her, and appeared to use her race as a justification for that. Bullying and aggressive? Jade absolutely.
Posted by: Tim at January 20, 2007 03:59 PM (mm59k)
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Just realised, in line 15 I refer to 'her mother'. I mean Jade's mother, not Shilpa's, lol.
Posted by: Tim at January 20, 2007 04:45 PM (mm59k)
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2007 06:09 PM (wTXNS)
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I heard about someone who could not pronounce her name (doesn't seem too hard to me) started calling her the "Indian girl".
Posted by: Rep J at January 20, 2007 07:29 PM (L5LRS)
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Tee Vee is crap. I tink most of them had shit for brians. I dunno what you call it but it smells like asshole. If I were the girl from India. I was impressed with her by the way. Not the stupid bad gay white bitch. She just mad cause she's hungry for that muffin. I din't know. It seems its her choice to subjet herself to that for money. You are whoring out your pride for a few bucks. I'm white and I like the Indian chick a whole lot better. If she wants to leave that house and cove over It woul d be dandY
What's that honey?
ER uhhh sorry I guess that's not gonna happen
She'll have to hang at Ragnar,s. He's single. Hear that girls? Sout al Kuffar can be yours today. See contacts page. We need to get him married off, so he'll have real problems like the rest of us.
He's rich too, or at least had 20 bucks once. I forget which one it was now.
Posted by: Darth Odie Sidiousness at January 20, 2007 08:45 PM (2cR/Y)
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I'm not sure whether she's conscious enough to be a rascist. I think she's obviously a moron, and a bitch, but that's apparently the basis of her celebrity. Burgess at dailyablution.blogs.com has a post on this.
Posted by: Dan Collins at January 20, 2007 09:27 PM (PaHki)
Posted by: MidnightSun at January 21, 2007 02:42 AM (6/tHL)
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India is a country, not a race. Next I'll be reading that islam is a race, or camel jockeys.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 21, 2007 09:46 AM (abVz3)
10Does the "cultural ignorance" street only run one way?
Of course it's a one-way street. Cultural ignorance by the little brown munchkin is always permissible because, well, he's a little brown munchkin and doesn't know any better. But woe to whitey if he's culturally ignorant. You see, whitey is like Nietche's superman, a demi-god form of human being whose ignorance therefore has no excuse. In fact, it can't be ignorance, so it must be malice, i.e., RACISM. That's why we can chuckle at brownie ignorance (it's never racism, and it can be sooo cute sometimes!), but whitey ignorance is always a resurgent form of Nazism that must be nuked with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 21, 2007 12:13 PM (8e/V4)
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Observe how Leftardism has dumbed down Western civilization. The bimbo on the panel doesn't have to know what the frak she's talking about as long as she tosses out the magic word-- RACISM. Notice how she thinks it elevates her intellectually. This is obviously the result of Leftard pc indoctrination and social engineering. Leftards have reduced logic and reasoning to one-word grunts-- racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. Know the magic words and you'll do just fine. It's so much easier than thinking.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at January 21, 2007 12:51 PM (8e/V4)
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Notice that Shelpa said "I can't get along with you" and she points to coming from a different culture as the reason. I think Shelpa is the problem. Not pampered as she is used to?
Posted by: greyrooster at January 21, 2007 10:08 PM (w+w6p)
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What you see there is multicultural Britain in full swing -- the fact is that no-one here likes anyone, including themselves.
Jane has a black dad and her mom is a muslim convert.
So what you see is the 'fruits of tolerance'.
Bon Appetite.
Posted by: imli at January 22, 2007 12:31 PM (UaBMH)
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To be fair Jade was not being racist at all and that is just un fair for her cause they have stopped selling her pefume that is just sad. Shilpa is sad with all the stuff jade has said to her but i dont no why there not selling her pefume NOW THAT IS JUST SAD.
Posted by: sameera at January 23, 2007 09:02 AM (Y9LHl)
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jade goody is NOT racist i lovr jade i no she would never do that to anyoe she teats people with respect do leave ehr alone .
Posted by: kirsty at January 27, 2007 07:51 AM (dLn8s)
To be honest, I've never thought so much of Mary Lynn in the looks department, but the change to brunette was a good move. On her recent public 'mugging' by Rush Limbaugh, Mary Lynn says "I felt violated--but I kind of liked it.":
"People touch me now...strangers...which is wierd--unless you're in the mood, then it's kinda nice."
My anti-Islam blogs <i> INFERNO = ISLAM</i> and <i> DYSTOPIA</i> finished being HACKED. </b>
It looks like a hacker on service to the Islamics erased anti-Islam sites.
<b>They put out also the site <i> JahMusic</i>, which was linked to my 2 deleted anti-Islam blogs.
Also hacked my third blog with my photos. </b>
At same day, the periodic site <i> MÃdia Sem Máscara</i> (<i> Media Without Mask</i>
was blocked 2 times.
The right-wing newspaper, which supports the War on Terror, is mine main information source for the files, with endless number articles attacking the islamism.
<b>They already have my name and my face.
To any moment, I can appear <i> dead</i>.
Or then, sooner or later, I’m going to <i> disappear</i>. </b>
Posted by: Ernesto Ribeiro at January 19, 2007 09:45 PM (H4ND1)
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Can anyone clairfy comment number three? Whats up with that? I had a bunch to do all of a sudden and missed the whole day ...
USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 20, 2007 01:15 AM (2OHpj)
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Now I have to miss all day tommorrow and part of Sunday as well. I just have to much to do in the office, cause my wife is on a business trip. I know when I get a chance to peek in again, you will have revealled more truth, and thumped more lefties. Keep 'em flying! USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 20, 2007 04:25 AM (2OHpj)
Another Fast Hottie : NHRA's Ashley Force
Ashley Force is the hottest topic in drag racing right now. As the daughter of John Force, she'd be a "hot topic" in any event, but the fact that she's a hot chick sure doesn't hurt. Here's a few pics:
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Mmmm.... gimme an Infidel Babe any day of the week!
Posted by: TXEric at January 19, 2007 04:32 PM (2ASpM)
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I just visited the midget sprint car races in Tulsa.
The Miller Sisters, Tracy and Michelle, are both beautiful and very approachable. The also are very good competitors. They will take it to the other racers. They race "clean" and are very fast.
Posted by: Credit Man at January 19, 2007 05:28 PM (+DJYZ)
Have you ever noticed that moonbats like Pule, Creep, Joke, et al. never comment on the posts about hot chicks? The whole grain, soy milk, bus riding "Robert" is the first, and he just came to mock a pastime that doesn't include burning an American flag or feature Clay Aiken singing.
Now that I think of it, lefties tend to hate sports, too. I'm just sayin.'
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at January 19, 2007 10:01 PM (abVz3)
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Jeff has a good point. Plus, thanks for showing us a hot chick I can tell my neices about, because she seems to qualify as a good role model. USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 20, 2007 02:13 AM (2OHpj)
Beautiful, classy lady. I heard Paul Sorvino (father) pulled a piece on her scumbag boyfriend.Why do so many women date total jerkoffs? Thats a mystery for the X-files for sure...
Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at January 19, 2007 10:01 AM (CtVG6)
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I think Big Paulie pulled the piece on her sister's ex-boyfriend.
Posted by: mojo at January 19, 2007 10:23 AM (g1cNf)
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Ragnar nice to see something about one of Amnesty International's spokespeople. I am linking to only one of the many google hits on her and Amnesty. This link is to "artists for amnesty" I hope that this comment will not result in anonymous death threats being posted, especially the ever popular death by (lynching) hanging. http://www.amnestyusa.org/artistsforamnesty/
Posted by: John Ryan at January 19, 2007 11:53 AM (TcoRJ)
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So John...does seeing a lovley women remind you how your not hung?
Posted by: Randman at January 19, 2007 12:07 PM (Sal3J)
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It must be a sad, pathetic life to have to associate everything you see with politics.
Posted by: slug at January 19, 2007 12:56 PM (sBukW)
USA, all the way!
I was watching Scrubs-- which is fast becoming my favorite syndicated TV show--on WGN the other night and noticed something odd. As Doctor Cox was ranting on to J.D. about something or other, he puts his hands together and says "I swear to" and his lips seem to read "Allah", but instead you get a canny voiceover saying "Aisha".
was blocked 2 times.
