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May 08, 2007

Well, That's A Relief

I haven't been around much lately (like anyone noticed).

The reason being is that I've been in a bit of a funk lately, and that funk has been directly tied to the news that France was possibly, then probably, then definitely, electing a pro-U.S. president.

I realize that should be good news, but to me, it wasn't. You see, the first words out of my mouth weren't "mama" or "dada," but "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey."

However, thanks to the brilliant Buckley F. Williams, I can now focus my irreverent loathing to the northeast on Europe's map.

I now can use the phrase "Waffle Eating Surrender Monkeys."

I'm going to sleep well tonight for the first night in days.

Posted by: Vinnie at 05:01 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE BIASED and unfair. Bad-mouthing just France was discrimination against a host of other deserving European countries. Of Europes' approximately 350 million people, perhaps 100 million vote for Socialist or Gradualist-Socialist parties. France got all your attention, while poor little Sweden, Spain, Holland, Norway, and Lichtenstein were ignored. Socialists are people too, you know!

Posted by: DemocracyRules at May 08, 2007 07:46 PM (L/SIz)

2 Funny stuff. However - have you not heard of Charles Martel? He was born in and ruled what was later to become the state of Belgium and what he did, for you, me...all of us, has earned Belgium's place in our debt forever. What did he do? Why, none other than kicked the shit out of the Muslims when they tried to take over Europe. I for one am pleased to the point of hysteria that my mother and sister don't wear tent-like clothes, that my dad doesn't have a massive beard and a stupid-looking hat and that we don't have to go and kneel in a gaudy building 5 times a day and mumble to an invisible man. And I've got, amongst others, Charles Martel to thank for that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Steuben_-_Bataille_de_Poitiers.png
I miss the old Europe...

Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 08, 2007 07:58 PM (Fav1v)

3 Socialists are people too? Shit I didn't know that. Next you're going to tell me muslims are people. Naah!

Posted by: greyrooster at May 08, 2007 08:04 PM (l9HRC)

Socialists ARE people too, but more often misguided than evil. Most socialists just don't know any better.
Muslims are people too, but there is a larger overlap between the misguided, and the evil. Some of them enjoy the idea that they are chosen to conquer and rule the world. They look forward to the slaves and booty if they win, but don't mind dying either! Yes, some of them buy into the evil spewed by Osama bin Laden, cause they don't know no better!

To be fair, socialists actually aren't immune to the overlap effect. Take a look at Michael Moore, if you can without pukeing ... and there you will see evil in it's most "sewerductive" form!

If I said I wouldn't shed a tear for Michael Moore if he should somwehow be eaten by rabid wolverines, that would be a lie. However, they would be tears of JOY! Real, genuine, JOY! I'd throw a party, and buy the beer! And I don't drink!

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at May 08, 2007 09:40 PM (2OHpj)

Well I'm going to say "Waffle Gobbling Surrender Monkeys" because it just sounds funnier.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at May 08, 2007 10:32 PM (p52Ne)

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