February 23, 2007

Definitely Going To See This

I don't care what anyone says - I was loving half of this ensemble back when they were on MTV's The State (the Beavis & Butthead/Aeon Flux/Liquid Television era.) Sorry for dating myself.

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Tonight's Quote Of The Day

"Passivity in the face of evil is death."

From the current issue of The Limbaugh Letter.

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February 21, 2007

YouTube Video : "Final Boarding Call For Mr. Terrorist and Al Qaeda"

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February 18, 2007

Video : Britney Spears Shaving Her Head Bald

Video from YouTube. Pictures from X17ONLINE. Music from someone who really sucks.

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February 17, 2007

Video : Bald Britney Spears on KABC-TV

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February 15, 2007

Wikipedia Blocked from the Internet Tubes?

If everyone's favorite Alaska senator and expert on the "Internet tubes" has his way, Wikipedia and similar sites may be blocked from school libraries. (h/t: Glenn)

Note : For those of you that need a primer on how the internet tubes work, there's a short presentation below the fold. more...

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February 13, 2007

Whither the Tarts?

Believe it our not, I really do work to put together posts that I think y'all will enjoy.

I've been informed by some of our loyal Jawa readers that my "cheesecake" posts are simply not appropriate for The Jawa Report. This is, after all, a respectable establishment and a Google news source, for God's sake.

I've been informed that, before I signed on as a guest blogger here, the use of "hot chicks" to generate traffic was just not done around here, and my repeated posting of nubile young things, Google bait and juvenile humor has apparently besmirched the image of The Jawa Report.

I've been thinking about it, and maybe these readers have a point. Perhaps Ragnar has gone overboard with the fluff(ers).

On the other hand, it occurs to me that the loudest in the group don't necessarily speak for the crowd, and we all like a little "T&A" with our news.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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How to Find The Jawa Report

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of the people who find their way to this blog are looking specifically for hard-hitting foreign policy analysis and the latest news on the global jihad. Every once in a while, though, some poor soul finds his way to The Jawa Report while searching for something kinda silly, very naughty or completely stupid. The following items were actual searches done by god knows who, each of which landed some unsuspecting soul at The Jawa Report:

Ragnar's Top 10 odd searches that will get you to The Jawa Report:

1. "zionist pigs" (#1 result!)
2. "mossberg batman shotgun"
3. "yoda-stoned i am"
4. "babushka"
5. "ufo iran"
6. "polygamy good or bad?"
7. "surfing news"
8. "phil hendrie blog"
9. "hamster"
10. "how large can a liger grow"
For those with a little more appetite for the "scandalous," Ragnar's Top 10 "off-color" searches are below the fold: more...

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Osama Team Hunger Force

I don't care who ya are, that there's funny.

h/t : Bryan.

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Volokh : The Shadowy History of Ragnar Danneskjold

The brilliant Eugene Volokh investigates:

Curiously, I could find no appearance by the rest of [John Galt's] merry band in the published cases, except for one shadowy figure: none other than Ragnar Danneskjold. Danneskjold v. Brown[7] acknowledges that Ragnar was a veteran (naturally), though apparently one suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, which seems much less like the Ragnar we know and love.

Ragnar next shows up in Danneskjold v. Hausrath,[8] the case that first revealed this fascinating subject to your humble author, who stumbled on it when doing research for an article he was writing. Here Danneskjold is found to be an inmate at Attica State Prison, suing to challenge, of all things, the Prison's failure to pay him minimum wage for certain work that he was doing.

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February 11, 2007

Jayne Mansfield Gallery

She was sexy and scandalous, and she helped put Playboy magazine on the map. Though scientists hadn't quite perfected modern photography techniques, the basic "hot chick" elements are certainly in evidence in these pictures:

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February 09, 2007

Jawa PSA: Anna Nicole Smith's Boobs Still Dead

Just in case you were wondering........

Meanwhile, in news that is totally unimportant:

Stupid. Dead. Bad. Guys. Everywhere.

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New Kim Kardashian Video - UNCENSORED

More here and here (totally NSFW).

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February 08, 2007

The Kim Kardashian Sex Video Tape

So Kim Kardashian, close friend of Paris Hilton and daughter of uber-lawyer Robert Kardashian, has an "unauthorized" sex video coming out.

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Video and images below the fold. more...

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A Message for the Terrorists...

h/t : Allah.

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Iowahawk : The Pandagon Papers

Very funny, but NSFW.

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February 07, 2007

Winner: International Islamic Cartoon Contest

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Sticks and stones and all that. The story on the contest is here. I'm guessing that our friend asdarat might benefit from some of these photos being forwarded to him.

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February 06, 2007

Niki Taylor - NUDE

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MORE NIKI TAYLOR BELOW THE FOLD (NSFW)

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Aljazeera.com PWN3D!

Internet bandwidth : ~$2.50 per Gigabyte

Digital image of Islamic protesters posted to your site : ZERO DOLLARS

Figuring out that your digital image of Islamic protesters is being hotlinked from Aljazeera.com: ZERO DOLLARS

The opportunity to place your own special digital image in the middle of a page at Aljazeera.com: PRICELESS

Full story over at LGF.

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February 05, 2007

Hot Persian Chick : Nazanin Afshin-Jam

Not only is she hot, she's also an outspoken critic of the Iranian mullahs and their monkey. Plus, she helped free Nazanin Fatehi from prison. What's not to like?

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February 02, 2007

(Video) Mid-Morning War Porn: Forgiveness

Jason sends this old video he made in Afghanistan. What can I say? I'm a sucker for war porn set to Metallica. That's the 1st Bde 82 Abn Div in Afghanistan. And I swear that after about 4 minutes into the vid I was fully expecting a Tusken Raider or Jawa to pop-up. more...

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February 01, 2007

Teri Polo - Nude in Playboy

You may recall that Teri Polo posed for Playboy two years ago this last month and caused quite a buzz.

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The fact that Ms. Polo's been spotted with "questionable" characters...

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Video: West Coast Star Wars, Biyotches!

Takes awhile to load, but it's got Star Wars and gangsta rap.

Gangsta, damn good it feels to be!

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If You're Searching for "Zionist Pigs"...

...Google says you've come to the right place.

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January 31, 2007

Lauren Nelson, Miss America 2007

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