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January 20, 2007

Kyrill Update

Upon further investigation, we've determined that the "Kyrill" attacking Germany is neither a swarm of giant mutant shrimp or a giant mutant Gary Busey as earlier reported. The "Kyrill" is actually a giant mutant space alien. Shown below is a Jawa Report exclusive photo of the voracious Kyrill menacing the Brandenburg Gate:

God bless the brave people of Deutchland.

Posted by: Ragnar at 11:44 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Consul-At-Arms at January 21, 2007 05:36 AM (D3RRc)

2 Es ist DeutSchland. Ve haf vays to make you TALK. Zank yu.

Posted by: Jabba the Tutt at January 21, 2007 08:10 AM (hroEl)

3 "God bless the brave people of Deutschland"

Sank you Ragnar for ze happy thoughts.

I'm afriid I have zome bad news.
In zis time of crizis for our great city, it zeems the entire Police force of Berlin has taken vat vee in Germany call ..."French Leave".

I vonder how best to blame zat chimp Herr Bush for this mess.

Posted by: Klaus Wowereit, Mayor at January 21, 2007 10:53 AM (Ignlt)

4 Eeriely looks like the movie Krull but I am sure Kyrill is gonna do much more damage.

Posted by: DAT at January 21, 2007 04:30 PM (qjEEJ)

I see nothing that disproves the possibility of this being Gary Busey! The new evidence does not seem to be in conflict with any of the reported characteristics of Mr Busey, and so I'm afraid we need expert testimony from someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about. Someone like HRW, for example.

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at January 22, 2007 09:59 PM (2OHpj)

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