October 31, 2006

No Matter What You Do In Life...

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I'm Gonna Get You Sucka

I heisted this off of Military.com (hey, they had a download link, so it's not really theft), it's purportedly of a jihadi who was more concerned with firing at the mote in his neighbor's eye while ignoring the M1 Abrams beam in his own.

Whatever the story behind it, it's obviously a terrorist getting blown up. And we likey.

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October 30, 2006

The Diggers Are All Right

The Aussies get Beccy Cole, and what do we get? Pinheaded porker Natalie Maines, yuck. There's only one thing to say: AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OY! OY! OY!

Via Marvin's Word.

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October 28, 2006

Ask the Imam

Q: What if a believer were to glue a hummus-laden pita to the back of a cat, and hurl it from the local prayer tower?

Iowahawk has the answer.

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October 27, 2006

Charlie Brown Goes on Jihad

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October 25, 2006

YouTube's Got it ALL!! (bumped)

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October 23, 2006

Lying Uzbek Jerks: Borat the Movie

No time to blog today. But I'll always make time to ridicule those Uzbek a**holes. Here's the first four minutee from the Borat movie. It's not quite safe for work because of the light profainity. But trust me, it's worth getting fired over. more...

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October 19, 2006

TOO HOT for YouTube

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Coming soon...

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Ben Affleck Disses Retards, Grabs Reporter's Boobs on Video

ben_affleck_retard.gifAmerica's worst actor and the man known around The Jawa Report water-cooler as the anti-Christ, Matt Damon Ben Affleck, has been caught making fun of people with cerebral palsy. The man who once fell in love with Eric Cartman's hand, Jennifer Lopez, can be seen in the video appearing drunk, groping the interviewer and asking her if she has a boyfriend. He even manages to grope some boobage.

The video is below.

But those in the differently-abled community don't seem to think Affleck's cerebral palsy act and boorish behavior was all that offensive. Kind of like the way that black people can get away with saying niggah and Carlos Mencia can get away with goofing on beaners.

Think about it.

Update: A reader asks if the headline isn't a little politically incorrect? Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't blog about. That goofy bastard, Ben Affleck, is about the best thing I've got going.

Video below. Image above via Ohnotheydidn't.

Hat tip David who reminds us that Affleck is trying to be taken seriously as a Democratic party activist. We think he should stick to being the spokesperson for Jerry's Kids. more...

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The People's Tube?

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Not sure who gets credit for this. I first came across it here.

Then I noticed Allah has more over at HotAir.

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October 18, 2006

"Sodomy, locker room towel-snapping, dancing with fat girls, and open negroism..."

I don't care what anybody says.

Iowahawk is a frickin' genius.

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Will You Still Beat Me When I'm 64? Mills Claims McCartney Physically Abusive

paul-mccartney.jpgEx nude model and the former Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, now claims the vegan ex-Beatle superstar was 'physically violent' and that he had 'choked her' on at least one occasion because he was high.

That's the claim folks. Paul McCartney, wife-beater. Surreal. I'm not sure of the right word I'm looking for to describe this, but it means something like after modern.

Hey, even I need a break from Islamic snuff videos every once and awhile.

Anyway, this is the same Heather Mills McCartney that claimed these nude pics were 'not porn'. Heather Mills McCartney's porn erotic video? Not porn either.

Anyway, here's a little something from the divorce papers:

In Long Island in August 2003 the respondent asked the petitioner if he had been smoking marijuana. He became very angry, yelled at her, grabbed her neck and started choking her.
I'd pay to see that footage. A wasted ex-Beatle choking a wheelchair bound wife. Only, in my version, it would be Yoko Ono in the chair....

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Tusken Teenage Angst: Young Sandpeople in Love

Thanks to Ghost of a Flea for the tip.

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October 13, 2006

Smuggling Elephants Across the Rio Grande?

...accompanied by a mariachi band?

H/T : Glenn.

UPDATE : Here's the video:

h/t : Allah.

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October 12, 2006

I Stand In Awe...

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The Outtakes (SFW)

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October 10, 2006

ROPMA, Now With All New Music!!! (NSFW..sorry)

I want it to get yanked, to be quite honest. I'm sooooooo jealous of that Ragnar guy.

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October 09, 2006

Deeyah : What Will it Be?

If there REALLY WERE anywhere near as many "moderate" and/or "liberal" Muslims as the CAIR and MAS apologists would have us believe, we'd see a whole lot more of this type of thing (Warning : includes exposed female belly & legs. DO NOT OPEN near repressed jihadis. Exposure may result in undesirable emissions and/or explosions):

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September 26, 2006

The New Video

The Sout al Kuffar team has been working around the clock on the latest video, featuring the hottest, most explosive new "boy band" on the planet: fu235.

There were a few snags along the way, but the project is closing on completion. For any of you who just can't wait for the full product, here's a teaser:

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September 25, 2006

Where is Rusty Shackleford?

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Somewhere on Tatooine.

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September 23, 2006

Religion Of Ass, My Peace.

More fodder for the Jawa Report Insomniac Comedy Theater

Oh, whey, whey ghey.

Stein hoist: screw the stein hoist, the lazy-ass Dane could have posted this himself. Dirty kafir.

Oh, BTW, USC beat unranked Arizona...20-3. Nebraska beat Troy (not Troy State, moron) 56-0.

According to my computer, 28-10 win against ranked opponent vs. 20-3 win vs. unranked opponent = drop in BCS.

No Auburn for you, beeeeyotch.

And, since I'm steering the Sandcrawler again anyone whose email is on the Contact Page should email me if they would like to become part of the most hap-hap-happening place on the interblogidohexiwebs, the Sandcrawler (wouldn't you like to join? neener neener neener)

What is the Sandcrawler? Well, it's where we meet to exchange links, chit chat, and make fun of certain commenters.

We may, and it's a big "MAY" open the Sandcrawler to a select few commenters Oyster.

Because we heart Oyster. Mmmmmmmmmm aphrodisiac.

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September 22, 2006

It's Not Nice To Speak Ill Of The Dead

But, then, he's not quite dead yet.

CHICAGO — Minister Louis Farrakhan said in a letter to followers this month that he is seriously ill, and he asked the Nation of Islam's leaders to carry on in his absence to make sure the movement "will live long after I and we have gone."

Farrakhan, 73, said he began suffering pain earlier this year similar to 1998, when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and underwent surgery. He said doctors discovered an ulcer in his anal area during a visit to Cuba in March.

Hmm...

Castro ill, Farrakhan ill. Anal ulcers. Discovered during a trip to Cuba.

Hmm...

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Interesting Kim Jong-il Trivia

Free Hosting at FLURL.com

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September 21, 2006

Behold The Golden Age Of Islam

It wasn't centuries ago, it's happening right before our very eyes.

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Closer upper, just in case you missed it.

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stein hoist: Roberto Espencero (a little Hugo lingo for ya)

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September 20, 2006

(Video) Freedom Fighter: Truth Remix

Nina Hagen's Freedom Fighter: the truth about the Left remix. Via our friend Bob at Powerclam. Warning: possibly not safe for work do to pics of really skanky, smelly, and ugly nude war protesters---yeah, I know that's redundant.

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