October 19, 2006

Ben Affleck Disses Retards, Grabs Reporter's Boobs on Video

ben_affleck_retard.gifAmerica's worst actor and the man known around The Jawa Report water-cooler as the anti-Christ, Matt Damon Ben Affleck, has been caught making fun of people with cerebral palsy. The man who once fell in love with Eric Cartman's hand, Jennifer Lopez, can be seen in the video appearing drunk, groping the interviewer and asking her if she has a boyfriend. He even manages to grope some boobage.

The video is below.

But those in the differently-abled community don't seem to think Affleck's cerebral palsy act and boorish behavior was all that offensive. Kind of like the way that black people can get away with saying niggah and Carlos Mencia can get away with goofing on beaners.

Think about it.

Update: A reader asks if the headline isn't a little politically incorrect? Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't blog about. That goofy bastard, Ben Affleck, is about the best thing I've got going.

Video below. Image above via Ohnotheydidn't.

Hat tip David who reminds us that Affleck is trying to be taken seriously as a Democratic party activist. We think he should stick to being the spokesperson for Jerry's Kids. The Sun:

BEN AFFLECK has outraged his fans after footage of him emerged making fun of people with cerebral palsy.....

In it he grabs the young female interviewer and cuddles her on his lap before telling her that he is intoxicated by her perfume.

He then tells her she should carry out the interview topless.

Later on he gropes her boobs, asking her if they are real.

But he goes even further when he makes an offensive remark about people with cerebral palsy.

Here's the vid.

Or you can try the version below, which is slower loading but which is the full version.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:50 PM | Comments (29) | Add Comment
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1 salut

Posted by: tarik at October 19, 2006 02:11 PM (OPH/4)

2 salut

Posted by: tarik at October 19, 2006 02:11 PM (OPH/4)

3 It's even sadder to see a married man disrespecting his wife like that.  This bimbo doesn't seem to mind though.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at October 19, 2006 02:59 PM (8e/V4)

4 He should stop in at Shriners Hospital in St. Louis for an afternoon and see just how "funny" that is.

Posted by: Howie at October 19, 2006 03:07 PM (D3+20)

5 Why do we put  actors on a pedastal for reciting a script and looking pretty??? They are not the superheroes they portray on the screen!  They like to think they are.  It baffles me.
 
OK, that gif of Ben is creeping me out.  Make it stop.

Posted by: PK at October 19, 2006 03:18 PM (hph70)

6 Actually, I think that reporter knew exactly what she was doing.  I thought at one point you could see her gesture to the camera operator to "keep rolling".  This was gold for her.

Posted by: Editor at October 19, 2006 03:22 PM (adpJH)

7 "But those in the differently-abled community don't seem to think
Affleck's cerebral palsy act and boorish behavior was all that
offensive. Kind of like the way that black people can get away with
saying niggah and Carlos Mencia can get away with goofing on beaners."

So since when does Affleck have CP?

Posted by: Howie at October 19, 2006 03:27 PM (D3+20)

8 A fleck has CP of the brain. He is really desperate! He needs to get some action somewhere. Apparently his wife ain't working!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 19, 2006 03:36 PM (Dd86v)

9 He plays a fucking jerk in every movie hes's in (Dazed and Confused...Mallrats...see?), so its not much of a stretch to think he's the same in reality. What a scumbag. And that stupid, giggling, bag of hot air thats just loving the groping should shut up. How annoying.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at October 19, 2006 04:35 PM (CtVG6)

10 Oh, such jealous boys.

All that I can really tell from this video is that it does NOT suck to Ben Affleck. 

2 Beers and that chick would do him right there on camera.  She is so into him- she paws at his shirt, pulls her hair away from her face... damn.  Major props to Ben for his hand with the ladies.

Posted by: QC at October 19, 2006 06:07 PM (PX+vn)

11 TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: some guy at October 19, 2006 06:14 PM (wkRws)

12 I'll go along with the lousy actor bit.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 19, 2006 06:18 PM (ZVu3J)

13 I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Posted by: James at October 19, 2006 06:47 PM (kBh//)

14 ... Actually this particular reporter is from a French Canadian network and this sort of thing is nothing new to her.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 19, 2006 06:58 PM (vixLB)

15 Oh, such jealous boys.

I'm not married, so I'm allowed to be jealous ;-)

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at October 19, 2006 07:01 PM (8e/V4)

16 South Park guys need to have a Ben Afflect marionnette figure that says "Ben Affleck" and dead panned as the "Matt Damon" guy.  LOL

Posted by: RepJ at October 19, 2006 07:10 PM (XXEg4)

17 "A reader asks if the headline isn't a little politically incorrect"
 
What's politically incorrect about the use of the word 'boobs'.  I love boobs.   Most of us love boobs.  Who doesn't love those two great, big bags of fat?  Size doesn't matter.  Big ones, little ones, medium-sized ones - all the ones under the age of 30 are good.  Even most of the ones over 30 years of age are still pretty darned nice.
 
Ladies, if you lean over in front of us, we're looking down your shirt.  Unless you remind of us of our grandma. 
 
Sorry, I didn't mean to get on too much of a tangent there.  It's just a subject I'm really passionate about.
 
 

Posted by: slug at October 19, 2006 07:36 PM (WOCEy)

18 I've always thought of him as Ben Afflict. This gives it more meaning.



Posted by: rightwingprof at October 20, 2006 08:48 AM (o7KrD)

19 Why is this news? Is it a slow day? Is the RNC running scared? Please people....the interviewer is from a Canadian show known for its very sexy content. He has done several interviews with her before and they seem to know each other quite well.
As for offending his wife? This interview was done way before they even started dating, after he broke up with J-Lo.

I have seen the video, a couple of times, and there wasn't a reference to people with disabilities that I heard. In fact, he works with a lot of people that have disabilities doing charity events and one kid he has gotten to know is a close friend of his now, a lad with AT.

Really, slow news day?

Posted by: Nita at October 21, 2006 12:45 AM (Wjjjm)

20 When's he going off to rehab to wash away his sins?

Posted by: sandy at October 21, 2006 06:46 PM (to6hc)

21 Fact is, this was a promo tour for jersey girl..he wasnt married at the time but was engaged to the most over rated human being on earth. He was probably drunk because of bein with that loser Jlo AND who doesnt make fun of retards anymore. get over it.

Posted by: Will at October 24, 2006 09:59 PM (ZHGZZ)

22 "He plays a fucking jerk in every movie hes's in (Dazed and Confused...Mallrats...see?), so its not much of a stretch to think he's the same in reality."

Have you even seen the movie that this promo is for? or Chasing Amy?Good Will Hunting? Daredevil? shit even Phantoms? you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about, yeah he plays a damn good jerk but guess what,its called acting. But all the online Affleck haters will agree with you anyway.

Posted by: Post at October 25, 2006 08:33 AM (32K8A)

23

Yeah right! Acting it's called. A fleck is just another mono-role type who acts the same in every dang movie. Just like Gene Hackman, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Walken, Robert Deniro, John Travolta, Sylvester Stallone, Vin Deisel, ad infintium. It's because they act best just being themselves! As opposed to Johnny Depp, who plays diverse roles swimmingly!


Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 26, 2006 11:02 AM (Dd86v)

24 BTW I have to give a fleck credit for acting and looking like Vince Vaughn in that retardo image above. Oh, and another mono-role actor I left out is Adam Sandler.

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