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October 18, 2006

Will You Still Beat Me When I'm 64? Mills Claims McCartney Physically Abusive

Ex nude model and the former Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, now claims the vegan ex-Beatle superstar was 'physically violent' and that he had 'choked her' on at least one occasion because he was high.

That's the claim folks. Paul McCartney, wife-beater. Surreal. I'm not sure of the right word I'm looking for to describe this, but it means something like after modern.

Hey, even I need a break from Islamic snuff videos every once and awhile.

Anyway, this is the same Heather Mills McCartney that claimed these nude pics were 'not porn'. Heather Mills McCartney's ~~porn~~ erotic video? Not porn either.

Anyway, here's a little something from the divorce papers:

In Long Island in August 2003 the respondent asked the petitioner if he had been smoking marijuana. He became very angry, yelled at her, grabbed her neck and started choking her.

I'd pay to see that footage. A wasted ex-Beatle choking a wheelchair bound wife. Only, in my version, it would be Yoko Ono in the chair....

Question: Does McCartney's version of Hindu pacifism have a wife beating exception clause? Because if it does, I have a few soul searching friends who might be converted.

And this:

The petitioner grabbed the respondent by the neck and pushed her over a coffee table. He then went outside, and in his drunken state he fell down a hill, cutting his arm (which remains scarred to this day).

Mills also claims that while she was pregnant:

An argument ensued between them in the bathroom during which the petitioner became angry and pushed the respondent into the bath.

Nice. Man, I love the British tabloids. Parting shot:

That evening the respondent realised the marriage had irretrievably broken down and left, crawling on her hands and knees whilst dragging her wheelchair, crutches and basic personal possessions to the car.

It's karma, baby.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:30 PM | Comments (20) | Add Comment
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1 What a dumb ass! To think he's gonna marry a porn star and live happily ever after and not beat her! About as dumb as leaving the Beatles or nearly as dumb as John bringing Ono into the band. Musicians can rhyme, but obviously many aren't playing with a full deck! Set your sights higher Paul! You can do much better!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 18, 2006 03:03 PM (Dd86v)

2 Ok, now that was funny.

Posted by: Professor von Nostrand at October 18, 2006 03:31 PM (4RPyG)

3 I'd pay to see that footage. A wasted ex-Beatle choking a wheelchair
bound wife. Only, in my version, it would be Yoko Ono in the chair...

Amen Rusty.

Posted by: Howie at October 18, 2006 03:39 PM (D3+20)

4 I have always disliked the Beatles and their mind numbing, tree hugging hippie, communist lyrics. And now we see what happens to a mind hooked on tofu. Eat a steak, you freak!

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Posted by: PK at October 18, 2006 03:41 PM (hph70)

5 Oh yeah....nothing like some reefer maddness to make ya choke a porn star.

Posted by: Randman at October 18, 2006 03:51 PM (Sal3J)

6 I'm calling bullshit. Back when I smoked pot, I didn't have enough gumption to do anything other than melt into the sofa much less have enough energy to chase someone down and rough 'em up. About the only time I could even move was to open up that third bag of Doritos.

Posted by: slug at October 18, 2006 04:50 PM (WOCEy)

7 It's the withdrawal slug. It is the stark facing of reality that makes a pot-smoker irritable. They say that pot-smoking stunts a person's emotional growth. So, say if you start out in middle school smoking and continue until you are say 64, you still have the emotional make-up of an adolescent, unable to cope rationally with the world around you. Flying off the handle sort of thing. Imagine when Paul woke up from his dream and realized he was married to a prostitute! Off come the gloves!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 18, 2006 08:38 PM (Dd86v)

8 Yeah and I bet she never burned one either / sarcasm

But I'm not
sure why Paul did not forsee this. You know the Beatles were prophets
right. I listen to a bit of Beatles now and then. I mean when I'm 64?
Paul is 64 and this....Sexy Sadie.

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You layed it down for all to see
You layed it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Sexy Sadie how did you know
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know

Sexy Sadie you'll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie oooh you'll get yours yet

We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table

Just a smile would lighten everything

Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all

She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie

However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie

Erie huh?

Posted by: Howie at October 18, 2006 10:21 PM (D3+20)

9 It doesn't pass the smell test. Seems once "physical abuse" is claimed when a celebrity is involved the burden of proof is on them, not the accuser. It happened with Springsteen from his ex, I believe it happened with Clint Eastwood with Sondra Locke, etc, etc. Phooey! C'mon, this guy is 64 years old! She might be minus a leg and in a wheelchair but so what? I'm betting if she wanted to she'd grab her prosthetic leg, start swinging and open up a whole can of whupass to spread all over Sir Paul.

Posted by: Subvet at October 18, 2006 11:55 PM (DNVxw)

10 My curiousity got me reading up on Heather Mills McCartney. Interesting. She ran away from an abusive Father. She was a thief at a young age. Then got into modeling. Then lost her leg when struck by a speeding cop. Now she is a peacenik and animal rights activist and mine-field protestor. To top it all off she looks like Madonna's twin sister!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 19, 2006 02:44 AM (Dd86v)

11 Never understood why he married her to begin with. A couple billion bucks can get better even if you're over the hill.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 19, 2006 07:09 AM (7rb/r)

12 Must have been LOVE! Or maybe the dope ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 19, 2006 10:35 AM (Dd86v)

13 Alex Jones', "Terrorstorm", is now available for free viewing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=786048453686176230&sourceid=zeitgeist

Posted by: Greg at October 19, 2006 02:44 PM (/+dAV)

14 Oh I get it now Rooster! " Over the hill " as in Fool on the Hill! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha good one! Ha ha Ha Ha Ha and the double whammy: It's getting better all the time. You crack me up Rooster! That was brilliant!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 19, 2006 10:54 PM (Dd86v)

15 " I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved "

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 20, 2006 10:02 AM (Dd86v)

16 Man that was mean, Glad you're changing your scene and doing the best that you can.

Posted by: Howie at October 20, 2006 10:10 AM (D3+20)

17 Thank you. The very first time someone caught a deep one.

I still can't believe" the I saw hundreds of blacks at half time carrying signs that say "I love Bush" went over the heads of all these academic nerds.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 20, 2006 07:43 PM (AP2ro)

Gonna have to draw me a picture on that one. Is is like " I love tush " ?

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 21, 2006 08:09 PM (Dd86v)

19 No Larry: Reggie Bush the black running back from USC now on the Saints. Get it. Blacks holding hundreds of signs saying I Love Bush. Never thought I'd see the day.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 22, 2006 09:39 AM (KMjdm)

20 Oh. I guess you had to be there ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 25, 2006 12:16 AM (Dd86v)

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