April 19, 2007

"Let's Repeal the Bill of Rights"

Not likely to happen, but here's an excellent intellectual exercise to throw at the numbskulls who advocate for this.

[...] let’s not stop at the Second, let’s tweak all the amendments. Let’s specify that since the First Amendment was written before Radio and TV and Movies and the Internet were in existence, we need to clarify that “freedom of speech” doesn’t apply to those mediums, or to pornography, artwork (think “Piss Christ”) and anything else anyone in society deems immoral or offensive such as depictions of homosexuality. Further, it will allow us to specify that freedom of religion doesn’t mean freedom from religion.

Certainly the Fourth Amendment should be altered so that the right to privacy in their “persons” does not include unborn children — the “persons” within them. Liberals would love that.

How about the Fifth Amendment? Certainly if new evidence comes to light, someone who was acquitted the first time around should have to face trial again.

The Eight Amendment? I’ll bet there would be a groundswell of support for striking the prohibition of “cruel and unusual punishment” clause. Just ask the family members of the Virginia Tech victims. Matter of fact, that would sort of insure that all these mutant killers take the easy way out by killing themselves, thus saving us the aggravation and expense of trial and re-trial.

The Ninth? Finally we’d have the opportunity to strengthen it with regards to personal rights. Of course, that might mean we could start smoking and eating trans-fats again.

The Tenth? Give the power back to the states to determine how they do things. Hmmm, liberal Democrats might not like the idea of a toothless federal government not being able to impose such unfunded mandates as “equal access” laws that cost public schools a fortune, or things currently established nationwide like pollution laws, the “right” to abortions, and — come to think of it — gun control laws..

Yup. Let’s rewrite the Bill of Rights because it certainly (according to most liberals) hasn’t served this country well. . .

ht: Insty

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April 13, 2007

Video: UFO Abducts Cow

Video of a cow allegedly being abducted by aliens. Hey, it is Friday.......

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April 12, 2007

Crystal Gail Mangum

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Hero of the Duke 88, Scourge of the Human Race

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Sharpton Vows Censorship, Big Brother

It is our feeling that this is only the beginning. We must have a broad discussion on what is permitted and not permitted in terms the airwaves
Bring it on, Mr. "Whitey-Smeared-Sh*t-On-Tawana-Brawley-PSYCH." You couldn't find a microphone fast enough to air your poison over that, could you? How about those race riots you incited that resulted in the deaths of 7 people? How dare you pollute our airwaves with your racism, hypocrisy and divisiveness?

By the way, you owe each of the Duke players a personal and full fledged apology. In the unlikely event that you stand up and be a real man about your racism, I hope they won't accept your apology.

How about you, Mr. Himeytown? Cat gotcher tongue?

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The modern Democrat party, ladies and gents. Morally bankrupt, racist, and stupid.

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April 11, 2007

Stay Classy, HuffPo Commenters

Re: Fred Thompson's lymphoma.

Pretty much all the cynicism, callousness, insensitivity and hyperpolitical venom you'd expect. That, and a lot of strange rants about the "Fairness" Doctrine. Eight different screenshots for your, um, 'entertainment.'

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April 05, 2007

What's A Leftist To Do?

I thought Iraq was invaded for the oil?

This is rich:

Despite claims by some critics that the Bush administration invaded Iraq to take control of its oil, the first contracts with major oil firms from Iraq's new government are likely to go not to U.S. companies, but rather to companies from China, India, Vietnam, and Indonesia.

Vietnam? VIETNAM? Is there a Halliburton office there?

This is even richer:

Rosy estimates even have Iraq producing 6 million barrels a day in the long term, which would make it the world's No. 4 producer behind Russia, Saudi Arabia and the United States.

Yeah, you read that right. The United States is among the top 3 oil producers in the world.

So, Bush invaded Iraq to steal the oil from what could possibly be the 4th largest producer of oil in the world, trailing the United States, which, last time I checked, Nancy Pelosi was president of.

Er, well, you get it.

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The BBC looks at 'Westboro Baptist Church'

The following video contains explicit language.
Do not watch it if you are easily offended... these people are unquestionably offensive.

These people present a strong argument for retroactive abortion.

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March 31, 2007

Another Liberal "Study" Gets Flayed Alive

Jane Galt and Stubborn Facts absolutely DEMOLISH the ridiculously flawed "Democrats are more often victims of GOP Prosecutions Waaaaaahhhh" study that seems to have the less educated of the intertubes all excited.

Its a good thing they left out inconvenient data, as well as inportant facts like urban areas are overwhelmingy run by Democrats, et cetera. Because if you included all those good things (and other data they omitted and skewed), it almost makes the Clinton Administration look like a fascist Reich.

Its almost sad to see their parades rained on. Wait a minute.

No it isn't.

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March 14, 2007

Chuckle

When you pool together all the combined energy it takes to drive and build a Toyota Prius, the flagship car of energy fanatics, it takes almost 50 percent more energy than a Hummer - the Prius' arch nemesis.


Occam's razor.

The amazing thing? That's a college newspaper. Heresy!!!!

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Paper, Plastic, or Shari'a?

Via Kansas City Star:

MINNEAPOLIS - Beryl Dsouza was late and in no mood for delays when she stopped at a Target store after work two weeks ago for milk, bread and bacon.

So Dsouza was taken aback when the cashier - who had on the traditional headscarf, or hijab, worn by many Muslim women - refused to swipe the bacon through the checkout scanner.

"She made me scan the bacon. Then she opened the bag and made me put it in the bag," said Dsouza, 53, of Minneapolis. "It made me wonder why this person took a job as a cashier."

In the latest example of religious beliefs creating tension in the workplace, some Muslims in the Twin Cities are adhering to a strict interpretation of the Quran that prohibits the handling of pork products.

Instead of swiping the items themselves, they are asking non-Muslim employees or shoppers to do it for them.

More over at LGF.

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March 13, 2007

Hillary Calls On Reno Gonzalez To Resign

Absolutely laughable.

Well, she would've called for Reno's (and Clenis's) head if her positions would be consistent for more than a year at a time. But alas, Democrats have no guiding principles and assume everyone else has a short-to-non-existent memory.

What say you to this little blast from the past, Hildabeast?

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Article (walled up behind Times Select) here.

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February 19, 2007

Go Ahead, Buy That Hybrid

Jeff G. is a god. Not the God, but a god.

Of course, the prospect of a world that, if Maugeri is correct, can sustain itself indefinitely on fossil fuels—even as it pursues new forms of cleaner burning energy—is enough to drive many environmentalists arrogant, myopic pricks, who have spent their lives combatting smog, absolutely batty.

Which makes the cynic in me wonder if this latest push to establish global warming as anthropogenic isn’t less about the potential for rising temperatures and sea levels as it is about forcing the world away from an energy source that is in ample supply, but that environmentalists arrogant pricks simply find too dirty.

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January 10, 2007

ACLU Sues Police Over Arrest of Illegal Aliens

So this Rhode Island state trooper pulls over a van for failing to signal a lane change and finds it packed with 14 people who don't speak any English and don't have any proof of US citizenship. Punchline: the ACLU sues the cops for "racial profiling."

From The Providence Journal:

PROVIDENCE — The Rhode Island Affiliate of the American Civil Liberties Union yesterday filed a federal lawsuit against the state police, alleging racial profiling and violation of the constitutional rights of 14 Guatemalan nationals during a July traffic stop that led to their detention by immigration officials.
Besides the money, which the parasites in the ACLU love to suck from US citizens any chance they get, the ACLU is hoping to encourage local and state law enforcement officers to disregard Federal laws:
Brown said, “To their credit, many police departments across the country have rejected the opportunity to enforce those laws for a number of reasons. I think first they recognize they don’t have the expertise with these laws … also, that doing so undermines trust in the communities that they serve. People in immigrant communities are going to think twice before they contact police if they’ve been victims of a crime, if they think they’ll be the ones who end up on trial.”
This is as much as admitting that the lawsuit is intended to intimidate police who have the audacity to perform their duties concientiously.

Via Stop the ACLU.

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January 05, 2007

Aw, Fer Chrissakes, Woman

Cindy Sheehan - citizen moonbat.

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Mexicans Attack National Guard Unit

A group of gunmen attacked a National Guard unit stationed along the border in Texas Arizona in an area noted for drug smuggling. Not being allowed to return fire by their rules of engagement, the Guardsmen were forced to retreat.

From the NBC Phoenix affiliate, 12News:

The Border Patrol will not say whether shots were fired. However, no Guardsmen were injured in the incident.

The Border Patrol says the incident occurred somewhere along the 120 mile section of the border between Nogales and Lukeville. The area is known as a drug corridor. Last year, 124-thousand pounds of illegal drugs were confiscated in this area.

The Border patrol says the attackers quickly retreated back into Mexico.

Fences? We don't need no stinkin' fences!

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December 26, 2006

AFP Recycles "Quagmire" Story Twice in 3 Weeks

The Freepers caught the AFP printing the story once on December 4, and then again today on the wires. Allah has screenshots and a side-by-side comparison of the altered and edited texts of the same exact "story" - all done up with edits and a new 'spin' for the networks and newspapers to trumpet.

Here's the article on December 4, 2006. Here is is again in differnet clothing (but stupidly, with the same header) on December 26, 2006.

Paging Eric Boehlert! This hit job was done intentionally, for those at Media Matters who are paying attention. I guess that kind of media manipulation and dishonesty doesn't matter.

In addition, the "warbloggers" should just shut up and not notice or highlight these kinds of things. The foreign and composite organs of the mainstream media, after all, are the final and penultimate arbiter of honesty and accuracy.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move it along.

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December 10, 2006

Islamic Villagers Kill Boy & Girl for 'Illegal Sex'

Kunar, Afghanistan - Someone page Rosie O'Donnell and let her know that it wasn't a villiage of radical Christians who executed these two folks. Here' s the punishment (allegedly designed by Allah, PBUH) to fit the 'crime:'

Under the Islamic Sharia law, any kind of extramarital sex is unlawful and harshly punishable. According to Shariah if married couple were involved in sex they would be stoned to death in public after their confessing of committing the crime or testimony of at least four true witnesses. If unmarried person commits the crime, he would be thrashed 100 lashes in public.
Such a reasonable culture.

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December 02, 2006

Tribe Bans Westboro Anuses From Soldier's Funeral

From CNN:

BISMARCK, North Dakota (AP) -- A church group that protests at military funerals around the country will be barred from services for an American Indian soldier on a reservation, tribal officials say.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, planned to demonstrate at National Guard Cpl. Nathan Goodiron's funeral on Saturday at the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation.

Church members say the deaths of soldiers are punishment from God for the country's tolerance of homosexuals.

Tribal leaders passed a resolution Friday that prohibits the group from protesting on the reservation, said Marcus Wells Jr., chairman of the Three Affiliated Tribes.

Here's some video of the Westboro Assmonkeys being sent packing at a soldier's funeral in Seaforth, Delaware in May. Unfortunately, none of them were injured.

Via Stop the ACLU.

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December 01, 2006

Why Does Chicago Hate the Baby Jesus?

A videoblogger asks Chicagoans about the city's refusal to allow the movie "Nativity" to advertise at Chicago's "Christkindlmarket," whatever that is. Check out the dufus in the blue hat who says, "I think Christmas should be for all faiths..." I think you could get your head lopped off for saying that in certain places, dude.

Via Michelle Malkin.

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November 25, 2006

PETA Vs. Nativity Scenes

The loons from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals mistakenly targeted an Alaska church for harassment because they didn't realize that the "animals" in the church's manger scene were actually humans in costume. PETA was happy though, to use the mistake to highlight the hideous abuse of manger scene animals:

"Those animals are subject to all sorts of terrible fates in some cases," Vergerio said. "Animals have been stolen and slaughtered, they've been raped, they've escaped from the nativity scenes and have been struck by cars and killed. Just really unfathomable things have happened to them."
Raped? How does PETA know the animals weren't just asking for it? That might be the position of NAMBLA, the North American Man Beast Love Association.

PETA: people with too much time on their hands, and too few brain cells to use it wisely.

Previous PETA hysteria: Mommy and Daddy are murderers.

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November 13, 2006

The First Week's Accomplishments

Democrats outline strategy for terrorist victory in Iraq:

WASHINGTON, Nov. 12 — Democratic leaders in the Senate vowed on Sunday to use their new Congressional majority to press for troop reductions in Iraq within a matter of months, stepping up pressure on the administration just as President Bush is to be interviewed by a bipartisan panel examining future strategy for the war.
Speaker to be Pelosi endorses lynching enthusiast and Abscam unindicted co-conspirator John Murtha for Majority Leader:
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), in line to become Speaker in January, is throwing her support to Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) in the race for Majority Leader, a move that will be an early test of her influence and will weigh heavily on Murtha's contest with Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) for the post.
And Alcee Hastings has a really good shot at chairing the House Intelligence Committee, despite having been impeached and removed from the federal bench for corruption:
With Rep. Alcee Hastings a frontrunner to be House Intelligence Committee chairman, he’s already facing unpleasant publicity stemming from his involvement in a corruption case years ago.
We haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet - emasculating our counter-terrorism organizations by making surveillance, interrogation, and imprisonment illegal; maybe making US soldiers subject to war crimes trials at the Hague...there's lots of fun to come.

Special thanks to those on the Right who sat out the election because their pet peeves weren't addressed to their satisfaction. Enjoy.

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November 05, 2006

EUroweenie Hearts Bleeding Over Saddam's Death Sentence

The European Union is flying into a snit over the fact that an Iraqi court has found Saddam Hussein guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to death by hanging.

BRUSSELS, Nov 5 (Reuters) - The European Union urged Iraq on Sunday not to carry out the death sentence passed on Iraq's former leader Saddam Hussein after his conviction for crimes against humanity.

"The EU opposes capital punishment in all cases and under all circumstances, and it should not be carried out in this case either," Finland, current holder of the rotating EU presidency, said in a statement.

Apparently the "rotating presidency" business is a symbolic reference to Europe's current status of circling the toilet bowl as Islamist extremists burn their cities and murder their citizens with impunity.

The Iraqis have jurisdiction, and will ultimately decide Saddam's fate, but they don't seem to be in the mood for mincing nancy-boy measures with Saddam. However, the Euroweenies' pleas for the misunderstood Butcher of Baghdad have touched my heart, and I'd like to toss them a bone. I think that we should stop executing convicted serial killers here in the United States. I propose instead that they be exiled...to Europe.

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Requiem For A Monster

A nice round-up of the reaction to Hussein's verdict and sentence from the International Coalition of Short Bus Riders.

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I agree, Kofi, let him live! Yaaaaay! Do you like Jello?

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November 02, 2006

Supporting the Troops, Lefty Style

This traitor's name is Seymour Hersh. He's a Pulitzer prize winner who writes for The New Yorker, and he pretty much represents the Left's view of the US military:

If Americans knew the full extent of U.S. criminal conduct, they would receive returning Iraqi veterans as they did Vietnam veterans, Hersh said.
“In Vietnam, our soldiers came back and they were reviled as baby killers, in shame and humiliation,” he said. “It isn’t happening now, but I will tell you – there has never been an [American] army as violent and murderous as our army has been in Iraq.”
This cowardly sack of shit, who does not deserve the protection he receives from those he slanders so recklessly, made his remarks in Montreal, Canada. He should be stopped at the border when he tries to return.

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October 29, 2006

Radio Host: Incumbents 'May Have to be Assassinated'

In a lengthy rant, anti-semitic radio host Hal Turner (pic) believes that 1.350 "patriot assassins" would be a large enough force to overwhelm Secret Service agents and Capitol Police and deal with the "problems" posed by half the US House and Senate and "at least three problems" on the Supreme Court:

As the November 7 Election approaches, I decided to write a few lines to my fellow Americans about the state of our nation and the ugliness that may have to occur if the people who caused these problems are re-elected: They may have to be assassinated.
Among the crimes for which Turner believes these folks "may" have to die are passage of the Patriot Act and ruling that boating, hunting and fishing in navigable waterways is illegal. more...

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