April 12, 2007

Funniest Thing I've Seen Today

Imam issues fatwa against nudity...during marital sex.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University’s faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), “being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage”.

Unnamed sources quote Mrs. Rusty Shackleford as saying, "It's about time!"

Stein hoist: LGF.

Posted by: Vinnie at 04:52 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Ever heard the term, " She's a Two Bagger"?

Ever wonder where it started?

Posted by: 1sttofight at April 12, 2007 07:49 PM (+gb4I)

2 Never knew they dressed their goats before sex.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 12, 2007 08:00 PM (2J0r9)

3 Never thought about getting naked during sex and now its a sin.  Damn, I too late to the party again.

Posted by: Unclezeb at April 12, 2007 08:13 PM (l4QX/)

4 Holy Christ this is too damn funny. What's really funny is that Jessica Simpson is smarter than any one of these imams. It seems that being a muslim is nothing more than a life long sausage fest. I bet that imams wife is a real looker. Kind of like the buck toothed nag that wore the veil in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Posted by: Rome at April 12, 2007 08:21 PM (/GrlO)

5 Some Mormons choose to not remove their special temple garments while having sex. These temple garments are their special underwear that they must always wear. here is a link to the wiki article on them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment_%28Mormonism%29
Mormons don't really like taliking about their temple garments they are sort of a secret.

Posted by: John Ryan at April 12, 2007 09:49 PM (TcoRJ)

6 Yeah, they choose. They don't get Mormon clergy demanding it.


Posted by: Vinnie at April 12, 2007 10:16 PM (/MVxv)

7 John Ryan would know about other mens underwear. Friggin faggot.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 15, 2007 08:56 AM (2J0r9)

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