April 17, 2007

(Video) Veronika Zemanova "The Model": Hotness vs. Talent, a scientific approach

Here is a pop video featuring Veronika Zemanova (Safe for work---but of the pg-13 variety).* Is Veronika Zemanova a "good" singer? Of course!

There is a trade-off between "hot" and "talented". And science proves it! I've produced the following graph using using SPSS**. The values are both on a 10 point scale. With a "10" both the hottest and most talented a performer can acheive.

graph_hotness_vs_talent.jpg

According to the charts --- and charts don't lie --- the hotter one is, the less talented the performer needs to be. In fact, ugly singers ( 1 - 3) must be extremely talented to be considered 'good'. Singers of 'average' looks ( 5 -7) need to fairly talented ( 7 - 9 ). But extremely hot chicks need very little talent. For instance, Angelina Jolie in her prime (10 -- if you disagree, you're banned for life!) needs precisely zero talent to merit her an automatic platinum album.

Science!


In the future, all smokin hot chicks will be "pop stars". Veronika Zemanova, is there anything she can't do?

Video below or click "Read More"--> You'll need the Divx codec and player to view. Well worth it. By far the fastest video platform on the internet.

* Actually, I just wanted to test out the Stage 6 Divx embed and this seemed like a "good" enough video to try it out. When I try to view anything using this codec and the Stage 6 server, they seem to load faster than anything out there.

You can even watch it full screen, with near DVD quality (not on this particular video, but others) or in a pop-up window. Very cool.


** N = 1, me.

Posted by: Rusty at 07:18 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Your "hot" scale starts at 1. It should start at 0. 

0 level would be freak-show level ugly, in which case talent actually starts to become less important again. 

Posted by: wooga at April 17, 2007 08:47 PM (t9sT5)

2 I am having trouble understanding why there seems to be an undertone of humor in this post.

Posted by: RicardoVerde at April 17, 2007 08:52 PM (zW/QU)

3 Das Model is a good song, too bad she ruined it.





Still hot though.

Posted by: Kraut36 at April 17, 2007 09:05 PM (wbLhh)

4 Now that's hot.  Are you taking notes, Ragnar?

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at April 18, 2007 04:11 PM (8e/V4)

5 Yes I think that was a good video to test out the Divx on.  I agree all Hot Chicks are going to be pop singers in the future, or at least they shold be.

Posted by: Stix at April 18, 2007 08:33 PM (Dv+8i)

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