February 11, 2007

Jayne Mansfield Gallery

She was sexy and scandalous, and she helped put Playboy magazine on the map. Though scientists hadn't quite perfected modern photography techniques, the basic "hot chick" elements are certainly in evidence in these pictures:

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MORE JAYNE MANSFIELD BELOW THE FOLD

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An early "wardrobe malfunction," as noticed by a scandalized Sophia Loren:

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Posted by: Ragnar at 12:22 PM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 I don't find sleazy women like this attractive.  But I guess there's a market for them.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at February 11, 2007 01:30 PM (8e/V4)

2 You have to admit though...wow!

Posted by: Richard Romano at February 11, 2007 01:44 PM (/2Xsz)

3

Jayne Mansfield wasn't a mindless bimbo. Compared to a lot of these modern cele-brat-eze Mansfield was a paragon of restraint and virtue. Most of her 'low' behavior wouldn't earn a comment in the Hollywood of today.


Her worst mistake was getting involved with some racy foreign films, and if she hadn't done that, and she hadn't been tragically killed in a car accident, I'd bet she would have gone into producing awesome comedy films in her later years. She really did have talents outside of being camera bait.


A far cry from 'Have you seen Paris' Hilton in my opinion. Sneaky Ragnar! Who told you I liked Jayne? And Sophia Loren as well!


OK Ragnar, you win this round, but I will return! Especially for Audrey Hepburn.


USA, all the way!


PS, My 'L' key  is sticking on me, and I am occasionally typing "al the way!" This is a shocking typo. USA, doesn't have anything in common with 'al' anything! If you see this typo in the future, please mentally replace the missing 'L' and forgive me. Thank you.


Posted by: Michael Weaver at February 11, 2007 02:53 PM (2OHpj)

4 Hubba hubba! But her daughter Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order is even hotter.

Posted by: Randman at February 11, 2007 05:25 PM (Sal3J)

5 Mmmmmm... Audrey Hepburn... she was still looking good to the end. See Always.

Posted by: Rich at February 11, 2007 06:03 PM (LGU0k)

6 must be another slow news day huh?
 
or is the Jawa changing its focus to T&A?

Posted by: LindaSoG at February 11, 2007 07:57 PM (GBBmd)

7

Awww come on Linda ... fair and balanced.


Rosee ... Jane!


Posted by: jack at February 11, 2007 08:23 PM (VNmqc)

8 I can't help but agree with Linda....a little here and there, but every day?!?  C'mon, Ragnar...can't you do better than copy and paste pictures here?

Posted by: Merri at February 11, 2007 09:54 PM (fdAim)

9 Jane was hot and smart, big difference.

Posted by: dick at February 11, 2007 10:42 PM (8Qwo/)

10 Beth:
You should take that back! Ragnar only posts the best Pinoy Trannies that a Dollar can buy.

Once in a while is one thing, however this is hardly the format that tjr is known for.

Posted by: davec at February 12, 2007 02:48 AM (yaQM4)

11 Ragnar, your posts like this remind me what they say about guys that think driving a hot car will get them a girl.
 
Jawa was top notch till you started this kind of thing. Too bad you think this is the level of intelligence of your readers.
 
There is nothing wrong with photos like this,and nothing wrong with nudity, but why come here to see it when it is all over the internet. I used to come here to be informed.
 
Ragnar, apparently you would rather be a wanna be Hugh Hefner. And Ragnar you are no Hefner!  I know him very well and you have a long way to go to be half the guy he is. Haha

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 12, 2007 03:23 AM (tj1zH)

12 Ragnar! YouTube would love stuff like this in a montage
                                 USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at February 12, 2007 04:35 AM (2OHpj)

13

She had an IQ of 182.


Posted by: greyrooster at February 12, 2007 07:37 AM (OSM9f)

14 Yes Greyrooster, she was a genius. I really am a fan.    USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at February 12, 2007 11:51 AM (2OHpj)

15 Yowza!

I forgot how incredibly hot she was.

Looks AND brains.  Too damn bad she got killed in that car accident.

On a related note;  Why is it that my Parent's generation got Jane Mansfield, and my generation is stuck with Paris Hilton?  How frigging fair is that?

Posted by: Wearyman at February 12, 2007 02:32 PM (puky3)

16 I actually prefer the old style cheesecake photography to todays over-produced techniques. I liked the models better before tramp stamps and body piercing as well (I can't be the only guy who is turned off by tats(?)).

You Ragnar detractors could always - oh, I don't know - not look below the fold... maybe?

Yup, Jayne was sizzling hot, all right. One thing I do not miss is the old hair styles, though. LOL!

Posted by: Hucbald at February 12, 2007 05:42 PM (N7vDN)

17 davec sez: Ragnar only posts the best Pinoy Trannies that a Dollar can buy.

I'm pretty sure the only filipina I've ever posted here was Michelle Malkin, and I'm pretty sure she's all woman.

Then again, they say some folks will see what they want to see.  Spend a lot of time thinking about penises, do we?

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold, Arrogant Prick at February 12, 2007 06:43 PM (c/4ax)

18 LindaSoG sez : "must be another slow news day huh?"

This from someone who took the time to make a post about the Shoe Museum?  Slow newsday, indeed...

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold, Arrogant Prick at February 12, 2007 06:56 PM (c/4ax)

19 What's your point Ragnar?
 
My silly little blog is not the Jawa Report, which has earned a reputation for serious reporting on the issues that affect our world and comparing the two is like comparing apples to oranges.
 
You sound like a twelve year old, which should come to no surprise, given the gravity of your contribution to this blog.
 

Posted by: LindaSoG at February 12, 2007 07:34 PM (GBBmd)

20 Allright, allright. Lets be fair and post a naked man for the ladies. Or we will continue to listen to how unfair the blog is. Give a crouch shot and shut them up.

Posted by: greyrooster at February 13, 2007 08:47 AM (S6UZQ)

21 Beth sez: Nor do I walk on to already-established, high-profile blogs and abuse my privileges, either.

Well, other than calling one of your hosts an "impotent asshole," anyway.  Very classy.

Beth sez: So Ragnar, HAVE you done anything except leech off this blog and Rusty's name?

Look, Darth Rusty is the master.  Somehow he has the ability to touch the keyboard and make magic.  This virtual playground we enjoy here is all thanks to him.  No, I don't know how he does what he does, but it's damn impressive.

That said, The Jawa Report you describe with a wistful eye and a lump in your throat is just not one I recognize.   This is, after all, the home of the Karnival of the Koran Krappings and posts with titles like "I'm Muslim, Bitch!" and "All Dogs Get 72 Bitches in Paradise." As long as I've been reading this blog, this blog has had a certain style, one which includes silly funny shit and hot chicks interspersed with hard news.  I don't remember a time when this blog didn't include all those elements, and I've been reading it regularly since at least 2004.

But that wasn't your question.  The answer to your question is: yes, I have.  Several things, actually.  And if I actually gave a damn, I'd enlighten you as to what those things are.

Happy (Early) Valentines' Day,
- RD

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold, Arrogant Prick at February 13, 2007 07:50 PM (c/4ax)

Posted by: nppps at March 12, 2007 02:32 PM (3Kta3)

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