July 09, 2007

For Sale: Chocolate Factory

(Oakdale, California) The Hershey Company is selling its 417,000-foot production facility on 85 acres in Oakdale for $18.5 million. Purchaser will also take possession of a nut storage building, bean storage areas and a warehouse. CB Richard Ellis, a major commercial real estate company, is handling the property.

The entire workforce of 575 employees will be gone by January with last Saturday being the last day for the 99 people on the Hershey's Kisses and Kisses With Almonds production lines.

The plant's closure is part of a system-wide restructuring plan that includes the closure of five other plants in the U.S. and Canada this year. For the future, Hershey long-haulers will truck Mexican Kisses to American customers.

Employees contacted by the Modesto Bee refused to comment about the closure due to confidentiality agreements. It's not known what was received in return for signing the agreements.


[Update 07/10/07]

An emailer notes that the shutdown of the plant curiously coincided with the 100th anniversary of the Hershey Company. Heh.

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July 06, 2007

Good vs. Bad Gay Haircuts.

Two chicks getting their hair on: good gay.
John Edwards getting his hair on: bad gay. more...

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Biggest Breasts in China

(Shanghai, China) A 16-year-old girl from Shandong Province, Xu Haojia (pic), claims that she has the biggest breasts in China and she is trying to auction them to the highest bidder. Xu is seeking more than $50,000 for the pair and plans on giving the money to the needy.

Xu, measuring about 5'4" tall and an E-cupper at 33/28/34, advertised on her blog (in Chinese) "The No. 1 breasts want an auction for love donation." She says she hopes that five celebrated Chinese men bid on her breasts because "they may need the fat to change to be females in the future."

According to Shanghaiist, "Xu is literally auctioning her breasts. As in, she will have them surgically removed, and will literally hand her disembodied mammaries over to the highest bidder." I believe this would be a new high (low) on the Ewww! scale.

From Shanghai Daily:

"Thirty percent of the money will be used for a migrant workers' Website," Xu said in the article. "Sixty percent will be donated to a happy education program held by a Red Cross in Hunan Province and I'll use the remainder for plastic surgery."
It's suggested that Xu is simply seeking publicity and the idea is merely a ploy.

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July 04, 2007

My Independence Day Post

My Independence Day post has nothing to do with July 4, 1776. It has to do with April 19th, 1775, immortalized in Emerson's poem.

By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April's breeze unfurled;
Here once the embattled farmers stood;
And fired the shot heard round the world.

The foe long since in silence slept;
Alike the conqueror silent sleeps,
And Time the ruined bridge has swept
Down the dark stream that seaward creeps.

On this green bank, by this soft stream,
We place with joy a votive stone,
That memory may their deeds redeem,
When, like our sires, our sons are gone.

O Thou who made those heroes dare
To die, and leave their children free, --
Bid Time and Nature gently spare
The shaft we raised to them and Thee.

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July 03, 2007

Playboy Playmate Jennifer Lyn Jackson Arrested

This proves that being a Playmate doesn't automatically mean that success like Anna Nicole Smith's or Pamela Anderson's will be achieved.

(Oberlin, Ohio) Jennifer Lyn Jackson (pic), Playboy Playmate from April 1989, was arrested this past weekend on charges of allegedly driving under the influence, possession of drugs and theft.

Police pulled 38-year-old Jackson over on State Route 58 for allegedly driving erratically and found marijuana in her car. It's also alleged that Jackson stole gasoline at a Murphy's station.

Hef, what happened?

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Democrat Values: Golfing With Strippers

(Toledo, Ohio) From a report citing a Blade article, the Lucas County Democrat Party golf outing at a public course last Friday featured local strippers providing drinks and entertainment. One official remarked that "he witnessed one woman lift up her top and reveal her chest to a group of golfers. She then lowered her shorts for their benefit."

Hubba! Hubba! My score is already impeded by trees and sand traps. I can't imagine the obstacles posed by bare chests and lowered shorts.

In any event, the Democrat-stripper connection reported by the liberal media isn't the sensational headliner it likely would be had the participants been Republicans.

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June 30, 2007

Video: Ghosts, Demon Children and Polergeists

File under "And now for something completely different."

This is a pretty freaky video. Many supernatural clips make it hard to discern what's happening, but these look real (I'm no expert, but some of this stuff seems hard to fake). It would likely be even better at 2:45 am in the dark. Sent chills up the spine on several occasions. Its a collection of clips of ghosts, poltergeist activity, alleged 'demonic' happenings and other creepy stuff. Watch at your own peril.

UPDATE: Upon further reflection and another viewing or two, it is entirely plausible that these are fake and made by people with a lot of time on their hands. If they're fake, however, they're pretty well done.

GET FREAKED OUT BELOW THE FOLD --> more...

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June 27, 2007

Road Trip Necessary

I feel the need to oppress the masses with a golfing expedition. The Cherry Valley Golf Course near Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania has been recommended as a challenging and exciting course.

The choice of venue has absolutely nothing to do with this alleged incident:

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday.
Nor with this alleged photo of the alleged incident (note that a ball-washer is nearby):

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Video : DJ Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) : A Series of Tubes

I still get a grin out of this one:

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June 21, 2007

Male Teacher, 40, Weds Female Student, 16

(Brunswick, North Carolina) On Monday of this week, a Brunswick couple, Mr. and Mrs. Hager, reluctantly gave permission for their 16-year-old daughter, Windy, to get married.

Later in the day, 40-year-old science teacher and track coach at South Brunswick High School, Brenton Scott Wuchae, married Windy Hager, South Brunswick student and track team member.

On Tuesday, the Brunswick County School Board approved the resignation of Brenton Wuchae, one week after it had been submitted. Following a closed-door meeting, Superintendent Katie McGee said, "I am shocked and disheartened by what transpired."

Congratulations to the happy couple (pic).

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June 19, 2007

Hillary Picks Boring, Foreign Theme Song

Professor Chaos is pretty enraged that Hillary Clinton picked Canadian Celine Dion's "You and I" as her official campaign theme song. Whatever happened to buy American Mrs. Clinton? If this is how her invincible juggernaut of a campaign runs things, then I'd like to be the first to welcome our new Republican overlords in 2008.

Anyway, if you're going to pick a foreign song to headline your campaign with, why pick a boring one? Like Hillary hasn't already picked up the 35-45 recently divorced but still hopeful that I'll find a meaningful relationship single mother vote. I'd suggest something like Rammstein's Amerika, a song that both kicks ass and which has lyrics sure to please today's Democratic primary voter. [video below]

Exit question: What song would best suit Fred Dalton Thompson's campaign? With a newly confident Russia saber-rattling in our general direction, I'm thinking it's finally time to resurrect that treatment for that VH-1 special on Survivor I have in my files somewhere. [video below] more...

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June 17, 2007

Video : Marvel / DC After Hours...

You may have to be a fellow comic geek to enjoy this:

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June 13, 2007

Video: A Snake as a Deadly Weapon

These four guys have been charged with lynching and with assault with intent to kill. The weapon? A snake!

The best part? The snake decided to bite one of the assailants, the victim went unharmed.

When snakes are outlawed, only outlaws will have snakes. Surreal. more...

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CBS : "Naked News" Picks its new Anchor

News summary : The democrat candidates are trying to "out-ostrich" each other while a crew of GOP senators work furiously to paint the amnesty pig with even more pretty lipstick. Fred Thompson is heading to first place in the GOP polls, and these newschicks read the news naked:

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June 06, 2007

Republican Debate Open Thread

Oh, it's over already?

I didn't watch it either.

I will say this about it though, Playstation 3 games are just freakin' awesome. They make the Xbox 360 and the Wii look like Commodore 64.

And that's the truth right there.

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June 04, 2007

LGF Poll: Who Won the Dem Debate

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(Yes, I know it's getting to be an old joke, but I'm easily amused.)

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June 01, 2007

Rare, Drug Resistant Strains Of TB Ain't All Bad

TB Andy, with his very, very, hot wife. Even with the mask, that's teh hawt right there.

Git'r done.

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May 25, 2007

Another Political Line Cut from Star Wars

This one from Episode II:

COUNT DOOKU: As I explained to you earlier, I'm quite convinced that ten thousand more systems will rally to our cause with your support, gentlemen. And let me remind you of our absolute commitment to capitalism... of the lower taxes, the reduced tariffs, and the eventual abolition of all trade barriers. Signing this treaty will bring you profits beyond your wildest imagination. What we are proposing is completely free trade.
More analysis of the Separatist political cause here.

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I'm Darth Vader, biyatch

Darth Vader is a pimp. Just watch the whole thing. As always, I'm just amazed by Divx. Best viewed in the pop-up mode.

And, just FYI...things are happening behind the Sandcrawler curtain.

Update: Related from Slu. I think you know my stance on who the good guys really were. more...

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Luke Skywalker, Libertarian?

It's hard to believe that the evil George Lucas ever had a Libertarian bone in his body, but there may seem to be some evidence of that very thing in a deleted scene from Star Wars.

American Spectator has this from Luke's best friend, Biggs:

What good's all your uncle's work if the Empire takes it over? You know they've already started to nationalize commerce in the central systems? It won't be long before your uncle is just a tenant, slaving for the greater glory of the Empire.
My sources tell me that the cut film was found in a government warehouse and is being examined by top men in the libertarian movement.

Who?

Top men.

I think Ace pretty much sums up Lucas' 180:

Of course as one moves far enough away from ever having to really earn money again the attitudes of the bourgeoisie often fade. The extraordinarily rich, like the 2007 George Lucas, has essentially forgotten the basic rules of wealth creation that the 1977 knew so well.
Meanwhile, top men at The Jawa Report continue to surf the internet looking for all things Star Wars.....especially metal bikini related.

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Good Stuff from HotAir

Over at HotAir, Michelle has put together a nice presentation on the amnesty bill.

Also, Bryan posts this new video from ireagan.com:

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May 24, 2007

Requiem For A Co-Blogger

Bluto, our dear departed Bluto, informed us today he was leaving to attend a sailing regatta.

Fortunately, a quick thinking Jawa operative caught this and sent it to us so that we could remember him in all of his sailing glory:

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Rusty's Ireland Photo Essay

For the ten people interested in this sort of thing, here are some photos I took while in Ireland. Seriously, the Irish board of tourism should be paying me for this.

Fast and useful "facts" about Ireland:

F*ck is the most commonly used adjective in Ireland. Shite is the second.

There are more Poles in Dublin than Irish.

Gallic football is a lot like soccer, only not so ghey.

Fully 75% of the population is addicted to craic.

Of all the legacies of British Imperialism, driving on the wrong side of the road is by far the worst.

Don't bother with a road map in Ireland. None of the roads are marked so knowing the name of the road your lost on doesn't really help.

In Ireland the police are called the "garda". That's Gallic for honest graft.

There are no hot young chicks in Poland, they've all emmigrated to Ireland.

Photos below.

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Roundtower of monastic settlement built about 6th century C.E.

More photos below more...

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Toby Kieth Visits Iraq

toby_kieth_iraq.jpgCool beans.

This is what supporting the troops really looks like.

BAGHDAD ----Country music star, Toby Keith, visited troops stationed in Baghdad Tuesday.

Singing songs and playing guitar are a few things Keith, an Oklahoma native, does quite well. Visiting troops in combat is another activity he takes pride in.

Keith’s visit to Baghdad is part of his fifth United Service Organizations (USO) tour.

If you are going to talk the talk, then you’ve got to walk the walk and that is why he is back in Iraq and performing for the Soldiers, he said. more...

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Video : Oh, So Pretty...

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