May 23, 2007

Sands of Passion, Episode III

Dirty kuffar pig-dogs disrespecting the umma...

h/t: Allah.

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May 22, 2007

If You're Wondering Where Rusty Is...

I hate to break the news, but Rusty was apprehended today at the airport for trying to smuggle in Irish Whiskey to sell at a grossly inflated price to his good friend Professor Chaos.

This picture was sent to us by one of Bluto's TSA informants:

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We pray for the safe release of Rusty, just as soon as he's paid his debt to society, or Butters makes bail for him.

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Galilea Montijo - Evidence that Legal Immigration is a Good Thing

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In case you haven't noticed, the name "Galilea Montijo" has been burning up the internet tubes for weeks now--and not without good reason. The girl is gorgeous (more pics here).

We've been talking about immigration a lot lately, and y'all know where I stand on illegal immigration. Amidst all the heated debate, we should not forget that immigration--legal immigration--has generally been, and continues to be, a very good thing for our nation. This is even more true when the immigrants in question bear any resemblance to Galilea Montijo.

If you're wondering why Galilea's name had such a "buzz" going on, it turns out a video surfaced a few weeks back featuring a woman purported to be Galilea. It turns out that it wasn't her, as you can tell pretty clearly when the two are side-by-side (there's a video linked here that makes the comparison-NSFW). The woman in the video is believed to be Colombian adult film star Monique Fuentes (likely NSFW), who is also more than welcome to (legally) emigrate, as far as this gringo is concerned.

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May 18, 2007

Transformers Trailer

Worst case scenario, it's an hour and a half of massive fireballs and a sweaty Megan Fox. I dunno about y'all, but I think I can spare ten bucks for that.

h/t : Allah

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Rosie O'Donnell Vacations In The Netherlands, Finally Snaps

We all knew it was just a matter of time before she went irrevocably off the deep end.

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There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question

Nancy Pelosi is on Yahoo Answers asking it.

If you have a Yahoo ID, feel free to give her an answer yourself. I'd say be civil, because they'll probably delete it anyway if you aren't.

stein hoist: Elliot.

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May 15, 2007

The O.J. Simpsons in Iraq

File this one under "WTF?"

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Shatner Mocks Star Wars, Lucas and Himself

Shatner doing what Shatner does best. Being himself.

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Fred Thompson's Response to Michael Moore's Offer to Debate

Cross-posted at Fred2008.org and Texans for Thompson.

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Wednesday Afternoon Lizard

A couple weeks ago, I sent an email to Charles "The Big" Johnson asking him a question. I never got an email back, but then last night I came across this guy in my back room. Coincidence? Omen? Lizard?

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They say the Johnson moves in mysterious ways. I can tell you this lizard also moves in mysterious ways. Right after I took this pic, he was gone.

In other news, it's amazing what you can do with Photoshop (NSFW).

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Oxy-Clinton

This is pretty damn funny. And is it just me, or is Laura Ingraham looking...hot?

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May 11, 2007

Ashley Judd : Matriculator Extraordinaire

Word has it that the very lovely Ashley Judd (images) has matriculated from the University of Kentucky with a bachelor's degree in French.

Being a degree holder, Ms. Judd is now more qualified than Rosie O'Donnell and Barbra Streisand to lecture world leaders on foreign policy and scientific investigators on the laws of physics. Only time will tell if she chooses to use her newly-acquired powers for good or for evil...

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May 09, 2007

Dr. Rudy...

This is pretty damn funny. (h/t : Allah)

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May 08, 2007

Well, That's A Relief

I haven't been around much lately (like anyone noticed).

The reason being is that I've been in a bit of a funk lately, and that funk has been directly tied to the news that France was possibly, then probably, then definitely, electing a pro-U.S. president.

I realize that should be good news, but to me, it wasn't. You see, the first words out of my mouth weren't "mama" or "dada," but "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey."

However, thanks to the brilliant Buckley F. Williams, I can now focus my irreverent loathing to the northeast on Europe's map.

I now can use the phrase "Waffle Eating Surrender Monkeys."

I'm going to sleep well tonight for the first night in days.

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Video : The GOP Debate in 32 Seconds

h/t : Allah.

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May 01, 2007

Video: Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

High quality video of Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris' ass! Definitely on my top 10 list of all time best fight scenes...right between Bruce Lee fighting Lew Alcindor (that's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and Rowdy Roddy Piper fighting for sunglasses supremacy in They Live.

You'll need the divx plug-in, but it is worth it. Best viewed in full screen or pop-up mode. more...

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Grandma: Go F*ck Your Camel

I didn't want to post it, but after about 20 tips...well....I give up. I just do what my overlords tell me. I dunno the context, but if someone ever called me a "Zionist scum terrorist" I might tell them to go eff a camel, too. more...

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April 30, 2007

"Artistic" Blowjobs Linked to Cancer

Funny: A guy X-rays woman giving blowjob, calls himself "artist".

Funnier: Years later artist reveals that he was the subject of said blowjob during testicular cancer telethon.

Sad: Whore given $100 for blowjob dies of brain cancer.

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April 29, 2007

World of Warcraft Cyber D*cks

A little nerd stuff for everyone. I do not play nor do I own World of Warcraft. Stopped at Warcraft 2, so I'm hip to the series.

Anyway, some well-known W.o.W. player died (in real life), and a bunch of game administrators thought it would be a nice idea to let his playing buddies come to a "memorial service" within the game to pay their respects. They took the player's character to a lake and set up a memorial service.

A 'guild' of W.o.W. players (a group that plays the game together regularly) came up with the brilliant idea of ambushing and slaughtering everyone's characters as they stood unsuspecting at this memorial service.

It may be a little confusing (or boring) if you don't know the game, but I just couldn't stop from giggling in a few places. I know its terrible, but the whole idea of some group of individuals deciding to film and upload a virtual ambush on a funeral procession in a virtual fantasy world involving real people who spend inordinate amounts of time there just kept repeatedly striking me a hilarious.

The W.o.W. equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church. With sorcery and a slew of acquired skills. The video of the ambush doesn't' start until after the shots of player hatemail at about 2:10.

Inspired by: Ace, whose love of nerdom I share enthusiastically.

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April 28, 2007

Lewis Black Unloads on Hollywood's Enviro Hypocrites

h/t : Allah.

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April 26, 2007

The Galilea Montijo Video UNCENSORED

Popular Latina bombshell Galilea Montijo is the latest starlet to have (allegedly) turned up in an amateur porno flick.

Is it really her? Who knows? Should you care to investigate for yourself, there are pictures and video of the real Galilea Montijo here.

Portions of the naughty video in question are posted here.

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Panda Sneeze!

The panda sneeze: the cutest kind of sneeze. more...

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"HotAir is Always Going to be Remembered as That Site with the Humping Robot…It Should be the Official Logo!"

"Back by popular demand, the stupidest thing I’ve ever posted on this site." - Allah

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April 24, 2007

Proof that America is Just Like Fascist Germany

Consider the evidence:

1. Many Americans like beer, schnitzel, bratwurst and sauerkraut . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

2. Many Americans speak fluent German . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

3. Millions of Americans drive Volkswagens, Mercedes-Benz's and BMWs . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

4. Many Americans enjoy polkas . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

5. American soldiers and police carry guns and sometimes shoot people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

6. American government agents are sometimes known to arrest and incarcerate people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

7. American government agents are sometimes known to spy on people . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

8. Most Americans despise the French . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

9. Most Americans salute the national flag . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

10. Americans breathe air . . . just like they did in Fascist Germany.

There you have it, folks! Proof positive that modern America is JUST LIKE FASCIST GERMANY.

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April 23, 2007

Danica Patrick : The World's Sexiest Female Athlete?

I see that Victoria's Secret has named Danica Patrick (pics) the World's Sexiest Female Athlete. I understand she's a pretty decent indycar driver, to boot.

She gets my vote.

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