October 30, 2006

Cross-Dressing Terrorist, Nine Others Captured

CENTCOM reports the capture of ten terrorists, and the death of one who fired on troops. The target of the raid was a tranny:

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Coalition Forces killed a terrorist Saturday morning and detained an individual responsible for the movement of foreign fighters into Iraq during a raid south of Baghdad.

Saturday’s raid was part of an ongoing effort to diminish al-Qaeda in Iraq car bombing capabilities in the Baghdad area. During October, Coalition Forces detained eight other key players and 15 known associates.

During the raid, eight insurgents attempted to flee the area and ground forces were able to safely detain them. Forces detained two others without incident. The targeted terrorist was disguised as a woman in an attempt to avoid being detained.

As the Coalition Forces were preparing to depart with the detainees, they received small arms fire from a terrorist and ground forces returned fire, killing the terrorist.
Artist's conception of the cross-dressing terrorist.

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October 26, 2006

George Allen Campaign Details Opponent's 'Disturbing' Writings

Senator George Allen (R-VA) has issued a press release detailing that fiction written by his Democratic opponent James Webb contains graphic misogynistic and incestuous pedophiliac passages.

From the Drudge Report:

– Lost Soldiers: “A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. His muscles were young and hard, but his face was devastated with wrinkles. His eyes were so red that they appeared to be burned by fire. A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy’s penis in his mouth.”

– Something to Die For: "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up, her face smiling proudly and her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar, and left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina."

Via Jay at Stop the ACLU, who points out that Right Wing News had the story first, posting similar passages on September 29th.

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October 17, 2006

When Gay Terrorists Attack

Gay Terrorist Mike Rogers is at it again:

As this message is posted, I have apppeared on the Ed Schultz Show, a nationally syndicated radio program broadcast in more than 100 cities and on Sirius Satellite. On the show I have called on Senator Larry Craig to end his years of hypocrisy by leveling with Idahoans about who he really is. I am also calling upon several prominent Idaho social conservative leaders to ask them how they square their anti-gay positions with their support for this leader.
But Patterico notes that Craig denies the charge. And Rogers is using the old "anonymous source" dodge.

Photo of Rogers. WARNING: this man is as ugly as his soul, not for the squeamish.

Via Emperor Misha I of The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, who has a marvelous rant, and doesn't care if Craig "...is as gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide."

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October 16, 2006

I Think I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit

HotAir has an audio tape of Cindy Sheehan saying that, following her hysterectomy, she planted her uterus in Crawford, Texas.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”
Rusty wants to know, "What's gonna grow". I'd say mushrooms, or some other loathesome fungus.

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October 13, 2006

Alas, Sad, Sad News

Cue the violins, fire up the hearse, pay the mourners.

From the Associated Press:

Air America Radio, a liberal talk and news radio network that features the comedian Al Franken, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, a network official told The AP.

The network had denied rumors just a month ago that it would file for bankruptcy. On Friday, Air America spokeswoman Jaime Horn told The Associated Press that the filing became necessary only recently after negotiations with a creditor from the company's early days broke down.

Who could have guessed that the market for retarded leftwing lunacy would crumble? I ask everyone to petition the US Department of the Interior and request that moonbats be placed on the endangered species list.

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October 08, 2006

De-Foleyating Congress: A Modest Proposal

Masturgate, the scandal precipitated by the news that Representative Mark Foley (R-FL) was engaging in inappropriate behavior with former House pages, even possibly grooming underage current pages for sexual activity once they reached legal age, has the country fixated on why Foley wasn't stopped sooner.

Democrats, through their spokespersons in the mainstream media (especially ABC's Brian Ross, who has some...accuracy issues), have kept the controversy alive. One can only conclude that the Democratic Party is not merely politicizing this seamy episode, but has truly turned over a new leaf since the days of Reynolds, Studds, Franks, and Clinton. All Americans should take them at their word, that they are sincerely willing to do whatever it takes. After all, Masturgate is much more serious a threat to the Union than anything that might have happened in New York City, Washington D.C., or Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

(WARNING: lascivious photo of a young Britney Spears below the fold) more...

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October 03, 2006

Plans to Get Foley Began as Early as March, 2005

Democratic operatives were out to get Mark Foley early in 2005. Far from being concerned about any danger to teenage pages, they held back in order to use Foley's inappropriate behavior during the 2006 campaign.

Gateway Pundit has the goods, specifically, a March 4, 2005 post from
BlogActive (screen capture).

Via Wild Bill at Passionate America.

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October 02, 2006

Drudge Flashback: Clinton Pardoned Congressman Pedophile in 2001

Just before leaving office in a flurry of Presidential pardons, President Bill Clinton pardoned Democrat Mel Reynolds, who was serving thirty months in the slammer after being convicted of having sex with a sixteen year-old campaign worker.

Republicans seem less inclined toward leniency with Republican Mark Foley, who resigned Friday after allegations of improper email and instant messge contact with teenage Congressional pages.

Republican Jen also remembers Mel Reynolds.

Via Drudge Report.

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September 27, 2006

7-Eleven, Fearing Boycott, Drops Citgo

From MSNBC:

DALLAS - 7-Eleven Inc. is dropping Venezuela-backed Citgo as its gasoline supplier after more than 20 years as part of a previously announced plan by the convenience store operator to launch its own brand of fuel.
Citgo is a wholly owned subsidiary of the government of Venezuela, led by the obese buffoon Hugo Chavez, whose antics at the UN recently included calling President Bush "the devil".
Citgo Petroleum Corp. is a Houston-based subsidiary of Venezuela’s state-run oil company and 7-Eleven is worried that anti-American comments made by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez might prompt motorists to fill-up elsewhere.
Probably a valid concern.

Unfortunately, the effects of a boycott will probably be felt most by independently owned gas stations selling the Citgo brand. Nonetheless, not buying gas with the Citgo brand on it is seen as an important symbolic gesture by many Americans.

More on Citgo boycott here.

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September 24, 2006

Another Venezuelan Dipomat Plays the Ass

Is there something in the Venezuelan water that makes their officials stupid and obnoxious? From the Associated Press via Drudge:

NEW YORK (AP) - Venezuela's foreign minister said he was illegally detained for 90 minutes by officials at a New York airport and accused them of treating him abusively by trying to frisk and handcuff him.

U.S. officials called Saturday's incident regrettable and said they had apologized to Foreign Minister Nicolas Maduro. Maduro called that insufficient and said Venezuela would seek a legal challenge through the U.N. to what he called a "flagrant violation of international law" and his diplomatic immunity.

"We were detained for an hour and a half, threatened by police with being beaten," Maduro told reporters at Venezuela's mission to the U.N. "We hold the U.S. government responsible."

Random harassment in retaliation for Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez's childish antics at the UN?

Not quite:

A U.N. diplomat, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly, said Maduro's trip was delayed because he had showed up late without a ticket, prompting extra screening.

Department of Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke denied that Maduro was mistreated at John F. Kennedy International Airport when he was selected for an added security check.

"He began to articulate his frustration with secondary screening right after he went through," a metal detector, Knocke said. "Port Authority officials confronted him when the situation became a ruckus."

If Maduro hadn't been too stupid and self-important to follow standard procedures he would have been escorted through security by the Secret Service.

Having trained TSA screeners and worked with LEOs (Law Enforcement Officers) interfacing with the TSA, I'll say unequivocally, that Maduro's accusations brand him as a liar, and not a very bright one at that.
The only "regrettable" part about this incident is that some milquetoast US official apologized to this horse's ass.

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September 22, 2006

Bill Clinton Flies Into a Snit

Don't have a cow, man, sure they had eight months...but you had eight years.

And now for something completely different. Since you're in the mood to watch videos, be sure to check out my latest.

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September 10, 2006

Palestinians Ululate in Joy After 9/11

Cross-posted from The Dread Pundit Bluto

Just in case anyone has forgotten who our enemies are:

Since this celebration of mass murder, the Palestinians have elected a terrorist organization, Hamas, as their government. This is a diseased culture. Perhaps the best solution would be to imprison the adults, and have the children raised by civilized human beings.

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September 09, 2006

Clinton Lawyers Demand ABC Yank 'The Path to 9/11'

Cross-posted from The Dread Pundit Bluto

In a letter timed to avoid the weekly news cycle, lawyers for former President Bill Clinton have demanded that ABC pull their controversial miniseries, "The Path to 9/11":

"The Path to 9/11" not only tarnishes the work of the 9/11 Commission, but also cheapens the fith anniversary of what was a very painful moment in history for all Americans. We expect that you will make the responsible decision to not air this film.

Sincerely,

Bruce R. Lindsey
Chief Executive Officer
William J. Clinton Foundation

Douglas J. Band
Counselor to President Clinton
Office of William Jefferson Clinton

Full text of the letter here.

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August 13, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different

Vulva Puppets:

As well as adorning altars, lounges and bedrooms purely for their outrageous novelty and sensual beauty, these Wondrous Puppets are used all over the world by educators, lovers, artists and healers to support gentle, non-threatening and humorous expression on all aspects of feminine sexuality.
And the masculine is celebrated as well.

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