April 02, 2007

Tokyo Rosie Roundup

rosie_rant_system.jpgThis will be the last RO post I ever do, I swear! Or, at least I hope so. I can only stand so much stupid, before I'll just have to ignore her.

Check out the cool Rosie Rant Alert System at The Razor.

AOL poll :64 percent want Rosie to go. Vote Now! Via Allahpundit.

Rosie pledges to, "ask questions" Rosie's blog via The Influence Peddler.

I have to wonder whether the fabric of our democracy is indeed so raveled it is beyond salvage?
ER uh, Rosie, you fathead, our fabric is raveled, therefore, no need to salvage.

I see though that you are linking those who want to unravel things.

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Still pushing those truther links, eh Rosie?

And last but not least, Falling Panda has a nice list of The Spew's sponsors. These people pay ABC to pay Rosie. It's simple, write letters and don't buy their stuff and they will drop The Spew like a hot rock. Go to Falling Panda for the complete list, but here are a few, with comments of course!.

Pilsbury Toaster Strudel
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
(Looking at her a$$ it really does work just like butter!)
Bush's Baked Beans (some irony there)
Loestrin 24 (shorter periods for bad gay rug munchers!)
Stainmaster Carpet (self explanatory)
Vaseline Intensive Rescue Body Lotion (Oh my! The image, get it out of my brain!)
Miracle-Gro and related products like M&M's and Dove Ice Cream.
Last but certainly not least, for Barbara and the rest of us, Excedrin!
Again filed under Rosie's fave category Genital Puppets.

Update: If you have ever read Rosie's blog, and I have had to suffer through that myself, you know that Rosie spends a lot of time writing "poetry." I can tell you its not The Spell of the Yukon to say the least.

Rosie's poetry inspired Nose on Your Face and Six Meat Buffet to do a little poetry of their own. I have a bit below the fold but the entire poems are at the above links.

Nose on Your Face: At the low end of the dial where the big networks roam

you will find a large creature with a mouth chock full o’ foam.

She goes by the handle “The Larynx” my friends

but take care, she’s been known to let bilge fly out of both ends.

Six Meat Buffet:
“As I’ve said I’m the Larynx, and I speak for Iran
and for poor freedom fighters in Afghanistan.
I also stand tall with the Hezbollah lads
who, if you take the time to know, aren’t really half bad.
In fact you will find they’re like me and like you,
just with slight ticking sounds and the faintest ‘kabooms’.
What do these poor Muslim folks have in common besides a disdain for booze?
Why they’ve been vilified by that foul Bush and his Jews!”

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1 Tokyo Rosie does not referrto her, "hate America, love it's enemies ranting".  It's a close comparison to the size of her ass.

Posted by: Darth Odie at April 02, 2007 04:44 PM (YHZAl)

2 I hate that bitch. Totally cannot understand why this freak of nature gets the attention she gets.

Posted by: greyrooster at April 02, 2007 05:03 PM (QJgPi)

3 Who is the idiot sitting next to rosie?
She keeps repeating that the USA is the
oldest democracy in the world?

I am pretty sure that England has the oldest
democracy. I have read Iceland has its
democracy dating from 930ad, ours from 1265.

Someone shoot her or sterilise her please.

Posted by: dave clarke at April 02, 2007 05:18 PM (q1II1)

4 I think democracy of sorts is older than that. Rome, Greece. But the USA is a democratic republic as everyone here reminds us of often.

Posted by: Darth Odie at April 02, 2007 08:31 PM (YHZAl)

5 dave clarke , I suppose it's all in how you define 'oldest'. I admit I'm uncertain, but I believe we are the 'democracy' with the longest span in the modern day, under its origional Constitution. I'm not an expert on English, or Icelandic government. so I'm only offering speculation. Oh, BTW, it doesn't make someone an idiot if they don't know everything you do. They become an idiot when they are presented with alternative information, and reject it without consideration. Just sayin...                    USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at April 02, 2007 08:43 PM (2OHpj)

6 For students of History, I recommend a comparison between Roman Republican government, and modern US government. I do not believe the similarities were unintended.                                     
                       USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at April 02, 2007 08:46 PM (2OHpj)

7 "• Silverstein said to the fire department commander “the smartest thing to do is pull it.”
• Firefighters withdrawing from the area stated the building was going to “blow up”."
 
So to get this straight, a group of men who make it their job to mitigate destruction would have no other way of knowing that a building was about to collapse unless they were somehow in on this "conspiracy"?
 
Her opinions are enough to make a mental patient look credible.

Posted by: Charon at April 02, 2007 11:51 PM (8marE)

8 Ranting Rosie this woman is truly out of her mind and being a gun control hypotcritcal liberal wussie

Posted by: sandpiper at April 03, 2007 08:43 AM (7/75z)

9 "I remember getting a call from the, er, fire department commander, telling me that they were not sure they were gonna be able to contain the fire, and I said, 'We've had such terrible loss of life, maybe the smartest thing to do is pull it.' And they made that decision to pull and we watched the building collapse."

-- Larry Silverstein, leaseholder of the World Trade Center complex, speaking about WTC building 7 (the building Rosie O'Donnell mentioned) on PBS "America Rebuilds", aired September 2002

watch it for yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9b4D-aO3zY

CBS anchor Dan Rather said tower 7 looked like a demolition:
http://www.wtc7.net/videos.html

Posted by: skeptic at April 03, 2007 09:26 AM (XHeqV)

10 Pulled means get your people out, let it burn, watch it collapse,  dumbass. 

Posted by: Darth Odie at April 03, 2007 09:55 AM (YHZAl)

11 For god's sake won’t somebody just shoot this lesbian slut and put us out of our misery? How many time should an imbecile be allowed to make a complete fool out of their selves and everyone stupid enough to watch them before an act of humanatarism is performed upon them?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834
 

Posted by: doriangrey at April 03, 2007 09:52 PM (XvkRd)

12 Here's a new petition against Rosie O'Haji-Mohammedfuckspigs:
 
http://www.stoprosie.com/
 
The web site just went up this past weekend.

Posted by: Insolent Infidel at April 04, 2007 07:37 PM (uA7FB)

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