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August 13, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different

As well as adorning altars, lounges and bedrooms purely for their outrageous novelty and sensual beauty, these Wondrous Puppets are used all over the world by educators, lovers, artists and healers to support gentle, non-threatening and humorous expression on all aspects of feminine sexuality.

And the masculine is celebrated as well.

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1 I like to lay face down in my vulva puppet pillow when I sleep.

Posted by: SeeMonk at August 13, 2006 02:41 PM (n4VvM)

2 It's stuff like this that makes me yearn for the second coming. Er...

Posted by: Hucbald at August 13, 2006 03:20 PM (dhslC)

3 At least someone has maintained their sense of levity. To quote the great Arnold "Terminator 3" Schwarzenneger
Your levity is helpful, it relieves stress and stops him from thinking about death.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at August 13, 2006 03:21 PM (Bp6wV)

4 Adults seeking a deeper intimacy with their partners, use a Wonderous Vulva Puppet to lighten the mood while having those often difficult conversations............

"So you see my dear wife, my idea about the leaf blower and the rubber chicken is perfectly safe."

Posted by: Graeme at August 13, 2006 03:43 PM (IUySj)

5 No doubt about it, it's a Brave New World.

(If you don't get the reference, read the book.)

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 13, 2006 04:29 PM (v3I+x)

6 Prior to the black beret, we had an interesting piece of dress headgear which we often referred to as the - I ain't saying it.

Guess the Army was ahead of its time.

Posted by: hondo at August 13, 2006 04:30 PM (XrexX)

7 Ok, I will flush my brains down the toilet now.....

Posted by: joshua at August 13, 2006 04:47 PM (8g9JA)

8 Hey!- It's eductional!(SIC)

Posted by: Paul Moore at August 13, 2006 05:35 PM (FTNCi)

9 We need to send these to the jihadi's, they need the comfort and understanding a pussypuppet would give them, and they would lay down their arms, take up the ukelele, and sing like tiny tim, abandoning their violent ways.

Jimmy from Plains, GA.

Posted by: kraussm at August 13, 2006 09:16 PM (Q0B7p)

10 When you think you have seen everything, well, something comes along to prove to you that you haven't. I would love to hear hondo's take on these "puppets".

...leaf blower and the rubber chicken...

Now there's a doozie of a conversation, I'll bet. LOL!

Posted by: jesusland joe at August 13, 2006 09:48 PM (rUyw4)

They say the people who are always talking about sex are the ones not getting enough of it. :X

Posted by: RepJ at August 13, 2006 10:27 PM (L5LRS)

12 Good thing everyone here is getting it! :>

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 13, 2006 11:39 PM (gLMre)

13
Do they exist as handbags?

Posted by: Alain Claessens at August 14, 2006 05:29 AM (vK3We)

14 Holy smokes!
I thought I had seen it all.
Will they be using them in school too, as they are "educational"?

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at August 14, 2006 12:23 PM (bbxLM)

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