July 18, 2007

Life Imitating South Park, Vol III.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., told Planned Parenthood Tuesday that sex education for kindergarteners, as long as it is "age-appropriate," is "the right thing to do."
The left, at the rate of almost several times per month now, is intent on mimicking South Park's proverbial "theater of the absurd" in real life and real time. The episode? Season 5's "Proper Condom Use," in which the school board decides that condom use has to be taught to progressively younger grades to the point that the kindergarteners are learning about it.
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The liberals are literally becoming cartoonish parodies of themselves.

Previous entries in the ongoing Life Imitating South Park series:

I. The "Tunnel of Oppression"
II. Ginger Kid Mania!

Cross-posted at Mein BlogoVault.

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July 03, 2007

Youtube Video: "Cheaters: The Reunion Edition"


Youtube Video: Cheaters: The Reunion Edition

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Has Rusty Been Found?

We know what he's told us, but we think we've found him lying to us again. Thanks to AllahP for giving us the tip.

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The Dirty Lil' Secret of The Plame Affair

SEE IT BELOW --> more...

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July 02, 2007

Monkey Torture

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July 01, 2007

Caption This! (Flaming Terrorist Assh*le Edition)

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"The Youth Vote"

The State alums sticking it to the NYT/CBS/MTV's favorite little skulls full of mush (click image to watch):


ht: Q&O

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June 29, 2007

Life Imitating South Park (Again)

Gingers! Everywhere! Arrrrgh!

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June 21, 2007

Misha Tying To Start WW IX

Whoa! If this doesn't get him a real-life fatwa, then nothing will.

CONTENT WARNING.

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June 10, 2007

Today's Heh

Oldy but goodie - Mad mullahmania!

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June 07, 2007

Advantages of Islamic Britain

In one not too distant future, Sharia Law will bring benifits the British Nanny state will just love, for instance, take Education

Via Iowa Hawk: Presently, Muslim students sometimes perform less well than non-Muslim students, but only if you limit performance measurement to racism-tinged subjects, like maths. In subjects that are more attuned to a Muslim ethos, such as reciting the Quran whilst being beaten with a stick, Muslim students outperformed their non-Muslim counterparts 78% to 11% in a recent study by the Ministry of Schools.

Assan Ali, education spokesman for the Muslim Council of Britain, says the secret to Quran recitation success is faith schools that work in tandem with home values: ‘Muslim schools use the children’s faith and heritage as primary motivators, along with sticks. This is consistent with the messages and beatings that children are getting at home, so it is a very coherent operation between the home and the school.’

Also see Junk Yard Blog. more...

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May 11, 2007

Art Censored Because of Obama Campaign?

Why would Camp Obama be embarrassed by vulgar and provocative paintings?

This garbage (termed "art" by hoity-toit morons)
is the kind of "free thinking" and "expression" that the Democrats have spent the better part of the last five decades fighting with every cell in their pathetic bodies to be displayed on taxpayer dime.

Now that their legacy bears fruit during the YouTube generation at their campaign functions, there's suddenly a problem? What are they afraid of? Are they suddenly making moral judgments about the art?

Are they afraid to let the country see the "true colors" of the Democrat Party? Those colors being a painting of Brittney Spears's genitals and one of a shirt that says "Kill Lincoln?"

I mean, we all know that only a white conservative Bible-belt Christian male would ever paint paint such paintings.

Deep. Nuanced.

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May 09, 2007

Oldie But Goodie

Probably posted here before.

George Washington, where art thou?

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May 05, 2007

Is Liberalism A Mental Disorder?

Watch as two duck hunters tell a group of tree-hugging hippies to piss off.

These are leftwing animal rights fascists in their most raw and pathetically futile form. Lefties will no doubt assert that the girl was doing what she strongly believed in. The rest of us observe that she has a mental problem.

The two dudes in the boat are hilarious.

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May 03, 2007

Andrew Sullivan Beclowns Himself

Heh.

BREAKING:

SULLIVAN PROMOTED TO NATIONAL POET LAUREATE. TOTALLY SERIOUS.

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May 02, 2007

Out Me. Please.

Al Miviva begs ABC to bring the pain.

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April 30, 2007

Heh.

May not be work breasts safe.

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My Wife Has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Thanks a lot, Rachael Ray.

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April 29, 2007

A Little Humor From Teflon Don

From Acute Politics:

A Marine is working on a Police Training and Transition (PTT) team. Two of his Iraqi Police trainees grab an insurgent, who calls out "By Hussein, let me go!". The IPs drop the insurgent, who runs away. The Marine, astonished, asks why they released the man, and the IPs explain: "He asked for mercy by Hussein, the son of the Prophet, and custom demands that we set him free." A week or two later, the Marine is captured by insurgents. He remembers the IPs, and decides to give it a whirl, so he calls out "By Hussein, let me go!" The leader of the insurgents stares at him for a moment, and then says to the others: "Not only is he an American dog, he's a Shiite too! Kill him!"

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April 28, 2007

Lord, Please Kill Tim

Remember MTV's The State?


Bonus: International Signs and Misrepresentations

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April 27, 2007

The Real Twoof

My artistic contribution to the world of debunking 9-11 conspiracy theorists:
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Make your own here.

ht: Screw Loose Change

UPDATE: Another one:
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April 25, 2007

Oldie but Goodie.

LOOK BELOW THE FOLD ---> more...

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April 23, 2007

Big Brother, Realized

First off, let me say that this:

I support the Patriot Act, and I believe that it only violates the rights of those who wish to harm us. Or worse, kill us.

There is no "right to privacy" written in the Constitution. That "right" was adjudicated by 9 people wearing black robes who took the term "supreme" a little too seriously, thanks to Marbury v. Madison.

I do know, however, that there is a right to defend oneself against intrusion upon one's personal property, which, in a way, is a right to privacy. We just didn't need some morons to extend the meaning to things that didn't apply, like killing unborn children.

I am a free market capitalist. I believe in entrepenuership. I cheer when the little guy makes it big through good old fashioned ingenuity. Despite its faults, YouTube was created by four ex-PayPal employees in a garage.

You get my meaning.

This is one time, however, that these positive forces come together to make a negative. You have government funded GPS satellites being used to conduct unwanted surveillance on everyone and anyone, all being done by a company that expects to profit from its obscene behavior by cashing in on your obscene behavior.

Orwell was wrong. Big Brother is not the "Government."

This, the entrepreneur, is the true Big Brother.

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Iran's Secret Weapon: BARF

That's right.
The friendly people at Paxan Corporation, an Iranian company, present to the world... BARF.
Apparently the Russians are really lapping up this BARF, judging by the fact that the commercial is recorded in Russian.

This is not to be confused with 'Barf", the character played by John Candy (RIP) in Spaceballs:

Nor should it be confused with this:


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April 21, 2007

Scissor Me, Xerxes!

Dykes, Mexicans, Sex, Persians, War -all in one awesome episode done in the style of '300'!

Gets better every season.

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