July 01, 2007

Caption This! (Flaming Terrorist Assh*le Edition)

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Posted by: Good Lt. at 05:10 PM | Comments (32) | Add Comment
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1 Member of public : How many virgins ?
 
Muslim extremist : They said 72...
 
Member of public : Hellfire...

Posted by: BrianThatisBrian at July 01, 2007 06:22 PM (OK5AF)

2 Did I say I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire?

Ok...I lied.

Posted by: mrclark at July 01, 2007 06:32 PM (gk00B)

3 Reminds me of a great line from Saving Private Ryan. Don't shoot, let em' burn! What could have been better for the shitbox terrorist is if the pressure on the hose was high enough to rip away the fleshy parts that weren't burned.

Posted by: Rome at July 01, 2007 06:48 PM (/GrlO)

4 Reminds me of the scene in the first Rambo movie when he is arrested, he just needs some soap powder thrown at him to top it off.  Which would be a first....

Posted by: Weasel Zipper at July 01, 2007 06:50 PM (//96s)

5 Next time stick with the korma.

Posted by: westerninfidel at July 01, 2007 07:08 PM (xNoFQ)

6
WTF? Why are they putting out the fire??

Posted by: Richard at July 01, 2007 07:47 PM (osl2z)

7 That was my question.

Posted by: Greyrooster at July 01, 2007 07:56 PM (7hGJW)

8 Damn unleaded gasoline won't burn...............................

Posted by: 1sttofight at July 01, 2007 08:17 PM (Kh5gw)

9 Failed Jihadi gets a taste of hell.

or

Half Naked asshole gets hot and wet for Allah.

Posted by: mychimo at July 01, 2007 08:47 PM (ivn0c)

10 "Hold still, dammit! More petrol on the way!!"

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 01, 2007 08:54 PM (dvx7/)

11 A little lower...a little to the left...There it is aaahhh!

Posted by: jimbo at July 01, 2007 09:25 PM (SJMrl)

12 "Do you prefer regular or extra crispy?"

Posted by: JohnO at July 01, 2007 09:41 PM (NHEEC)

13 do you smell bacon? i smell bacon...

Posted by: dr. akim ullshitbay at July 01, 2007 09:45 PM (5Ph2C)

14 NICE find

Gerald

Posted by: Gerald at July 01, 2007 09:45 PM (foV9j)

15 Can you jolly well get out of the way, I'm trying to extinguish the Jeep...

Posted by: Allan at July 01, 2007 09:46 PM (FSg3e)

16 Must... continue jihad... against ..infidels.... damn that... water hose!

Posted by: Rep J at July 01, 2007 10:03 PM (VuLx1)

17 Several days after this image was taken a conversation will be overheard in the burn ward of a local hospital.

Nurse: We're going to wash you now Ali. OK?

Ali: Wash me? OK. What's the big deal?

Nurse: We have to remove all the dead flesh, lest you get and infection and die before the judge lets you go again. Here we go.

Ali: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Don't. You. Wash. Me. Any. More!

Nurse: Oh but we have to.  Ready?

Ali.: AAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!..............






Ahhh, Sometimes things just work out,  God's will must have been for him to reap the reward of having burnt dead flesh scrubbed off his body against his will.  Ain't life grand? ...



Posted by: Howie at July 01, 2007 10:13 PM (YHZAl)

18 I'm sorry, sir, our policy strictly forbids lighting yourself, or your vehicle, on fire when you are stopped in the red zone.  The red zone is for loading and unloading only.

Posted by: Watergate at July 01, 2007 10:23 PM (BC1Xw)

19 I say old bean, anyone have any marshmallows?

Posted by: davec at July 01, 2007 10:47 PM (kcDpP)

20

Holy SHIT! I grabbed the wrong damn hose. Sorry pal, this one is for sand blasting. I'll be right back.


Posted by: Rome at July 01, 2007 11:21 PM (/GrlO)

21 How do you like your hadji?

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at July 01, 2007 11:29 PM (ou0cx)

22

Andrew Sullivan just loves a bearded flamer.


Posted by: Darth Vag at July 02, 2007 03:52 AM (b0FZu)

23 Comrades,
 
     The saddest part is that there was room in the car for three more. Stupid jihadi fucks can't even carpool properly.
 
     They can live with 35 or 40 in a two bedroom apartment but can't bring any more than two to the immolation. What a waste of genetic material.
 
     Respects,

Posted by: Gwedd at July 02, 2007 05:56 AM (xsmhm)

24 D*mn, Karma isn't in the Koran.

Posted by: JabbaTheTutt at July 02, 2007 08:06 AM (5TiXr)

25 Wooo Hooo! I just got my new Aggies license plate frame!

Posted by: Dick at July 02, 2007 09:10 AM (A4jXn)

26 Get back in the car and don't get out till I tell you to!

Posted by: Mrs Abe Froman at July 02, 2007 09:21 AM (bd+O5)

27 Now to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa.

A new study by Scotland Yard has determined that the best way to put out a flaming Jihadi is definitely with pig urine. In field trials over the weekend numerous products were tried for extinguishing the fires, combat boots, pork rinds, Buddha statues, and pig urine. As photo results show pig urine was the hands down winner, with combat boots a close second.

This is Tricia Takanawa for Action 8 News.

Posted by: scaulen at July 02, 2007 10:22 AM (OZn2O)

28 Officer: "I want my gun back."
 
Six months from now...
 
Lawyer: "As you can see from the photo, my client is clearly being subjected to water torture in violation of his human rights."

Posted by: Fred Fry at July 02, 2007 11:36 AM (JXdhy)

29 The Jihadi the Jihadi the Jihadi's on fire,
The Jihadi the Jihadi the Jihadi's on fire,
We dont need no water, let the mother fucker burn
Burn mother fucker burn.....


http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at July 02, 2007 11:52 AM (XvkRd)

30 "Scot security guard mistakes hose for shotgun"

Posted by: mojo at July 02, 2007 01:02 PM (g1cNf)

31 "Never trust a fart"

Posted by: Fight islam Now at July 02, 2007 01:54 PM (DOekg)

32 Caption:

Environmentalists urge stronger water conservation measures.

Posted by: Henry at July 02, 2007 03:33 PM (/fplE)

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