February 26, 2006
You Are 82% Evil |
 You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! |
Well, I'm a tad more Reich Wing than I am RethugliKKKan, but you get the idea.
stein hoist: Teach
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February 25, 2006
Then it hit me.
ZIONIST CONSPIRATORS HAVE GOTTEN TO MY DAUGHTER!!!
AUGHHH!
Damn you Tom and Jerry, damn you all to Hell!
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February 22, 2006
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Those are from my stats, not Rusty's though. Still......I got a laugh from it.
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Just kidding. No riots, but they did spark protests. You know, a letter writing campaign and a call for a boycott of the specific television station--not the country-- that produced South Park, the U.S.A.
I wonder if the television station showed the controversial Muhammed cartoons, one of the biggest stories of the past few weeks? more...
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February 21, 2006
The logic eludes me. Banning alcohol doesn't necessarily mean there will be less drug usage and less prostitution. In fact, banning alcohol would more likely lead to increased drug usage, especially if someone, without a couple of bracers, anticipated being handed a microphone and asked to belt out a believable rendition of "Buttons and Bows."
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February 20, 2006
"Vinnie," of course, is a pseudonym that arose from the fact that when I started blogging, everyone thought my name was Vince.
Someday I'll sit down with ya'll over a beer and tell you more about myself. Once I'm positive you're not wearing a Semtex belt.
:-)
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February 19, 2006
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February 18, 2006
when muslim's are in heaven,you all christs burn in hell.devil will do meetballs from your bodies.
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Marzouk says terror humor has receptive audiences in unlikely places. He said he was greeted with hysterical cackles when, in recent shows in Israel and Britain, he suggested that the West recruit Muslims to prevent terrorist attacks by having them sit on buses, strapped with explosives, so when a real suicide bomber gets on, they can say, "Hey, man, it's O.K., I got this one covered."Talk about tough jobs. Marzouk is trying to make a living telling jokes about Islam which alienates other Muslims while anti-immigrant groups heckle him. Every audience is automatically hostile.
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February 17, 2006
TEL AVIV — Israel's military has found the perfect vehicle for special operations forces — the llama.After extensive tests, the uncomplaining work-horse animals were found to easily out-perform donkeys. What's more, they need refuelling only every other day.
Photographic proof:
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February 15, 2006
Sheep magazine: Hide your sheep, Muhammed is coming! more...
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February 14, 2006
My second thought after hearing that Vice President Dick Cheny had shot some one was: If only the VP would invite some huge pain in the asses for 'diplomatic talks' while hunting, that sure would solve a lot of problems.
Presenting the Jawa Report's guide to people we'd love to see go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney. Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments or by sending us a link.
Saddam goes hunting with Cheney, saves America billions and countless lives. Sorry Saddam, I mistook you for an eight point buck!
Nuclear holocaust prevented for the cost of a 16 gauge shell. It is pheasant season. more...
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February 13, 2006
Finish the phrase "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than..."
"Go riding with Ted Kennedy" is already taken, sorry.
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February 12, 2006
Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto and Vince Aut Morire.
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February 11, 2006
Rusty has finally, after centuries of begging, allowed me to post here.
He saw how popular the post below was and finally relented.
Feel free to caricature me all you wish, I'll just sent my faithful (PBUT) to behead you. After they torch your embassies first!
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Instead of all of us being Danish, let's just all be Mohammed.
There are many advantages to living this way.
The Danes and everyone else are on the defensive concerning this issue. By being Mohammed yourself, you get to go on the offensive. And the best defense is a quick offense.
If you are Mohammed, and someone takes your picture, you may behead them. Especially if it's that obnoxious relative you prayed wouldn't show up at the family reunion.
You get to breeze through security at most major airports.
You get to rape, pillage, and burn at the most minimal slight of your name.
Everyone will add PBUH after they refer to you.
So, from this point on, anyone who comments on my posts without the name Mohammed, or one of its derivates, will be summarily deleted.*
Of course I, don't have to change my blog name to Mohammed. I am granted free license to be a hypocrite.
Because we are all Mohammed now.
Note: leave your proper email and URL in your comment. You just have to change your name to Mohammed. Mustafa and PBUH are also accepted. So are Pedophile Prophet, Pedophile Pimp Prophet, and actus. more...
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And via Headmistress SondraK this link to what seems to be the Islamic equivalent of Pentacostalism--only set to techno music so it's funny.
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February 10, 2006
(Beachwood, Ohio) While preparing breakfast, Mike Thompson found that one of his pancakes displayed a facial image. Thompson and his wife concluded that the face looked like Jesus Christ. As a result, the Thompsons decided to sell the pancake on eBay.There has been controversy concerning whether the likeness is of Jesus Christ or another individual. One observer believes it somewhat resembles the prophet Mohammed or, maybe, that hairy guy at the cycle shop. Obviously, a pancake image authentication expert (Mrs. Butterworth?) needs to weigh in on the issue.
In the meantime, it's reported that bidding on the pancake has been light.
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February 09, 2006
From WebMD:
Getting older is the main risk factor for Alzheimer's disease.
I've also heard it's a risk factor for wrinkles, gray hair, and saggy things. But that hasn't been proven yet.
From Yahoo! News:
Health Tip: There's No Cure for Alzheimer's
Please, change your name to Yahoo! Olds, if you're not going to, ya know, post actual news.
Oh, and then there was this comment left on my home blog:
"LOL at your mom and her shitty brain"
I didn't have the heart to tell the poor sob that even now, my mother could kick his ass and make him like it.
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February 08, 2006
From Myway.com:
In fairness to Rep. St. Fleur, not paying taxes seems to be common among Massachusetts lawmakers so she's not unique in that regard. In fact, voters complain that lawmakers in Massachusetts only know how to raise taxes, not pay them.Marie St. Fleur was a candidate for lieutenant governor for less than 24 hours before she had to drop out over unpaid taxes and student loans, leaving voters to ask how a key player in crafting the state budget could make such a mess of her own checkbook.
It is a question Massachusetts voters have asked themselves before.
Massachusetts, dubbed "Taxachusetts" years ago for its tax-happy ways, seems to churn out scofflaw lawmakers unable or unwilling to pay their own taxes on time.
St. Fleur, a state lawmaker who is the vice chairwoman of the budget-writing House Ways and Means Committee, was late in repaying $40,000 in federally backed student loans, failed to pay automobile excise taxes in 2005, and had a $12,711 tax lien placed against her by the IRS.
However, Rep.St. Fleur had a novel explanation for why she didn't pay her taxes. She indicated that "she did not file because she had received a death threat and had to hire bodyguards, leaving her with no money to pay her taxes."
Evidently, if one lives in the Bay State and receives a fatwa, prevailing logic is that a person can avoid paying taxes. Strangely, I fail to see anything odd about death threats and unpaid taxes being related. Death and taxes -- just like peas and carrots.
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February 03, 2006
Muslims at WWE Smackdown
Steelers or Seahawks fan?
The kind of Islam I dig!
Double meaning?
Bad ass, bad gay.
Inspired by Blogfather.
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February 01, 2006
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