October 09, 2006

Zing!

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October 04, 2006

Jawa Report Insomniac Comedy Theatre

I hereby declare this the Official YouTube video of the Jawa Report:

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October 03, 2006

Jawa Report Shutting Down

*** BREAKING NEWS -- MUST CITE JAWA REPORT ***

In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the host of this site, Rusty Shackleford, may be implicated in the Mark Foley investigation.

Warning: A graphic report is linked below the fold. more...

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Late Night Pallatte Cleanser

I figured we could all use a good rallying cry for Lady Liberty during this circus-like time unfolding like a riot of stupidness in our nation's history.

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Where The Hell Is Rusty Now?

Rusty is posting his foul-mouth rants from the comfy confines of Pace University in New York City.

schtein hoist: the blog grandfather.

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October 02, 2006

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's A Twister! It's A Twister

Dude, you live in New York. This isn't, like, a ground-shaking event. So a Commie commits to voting for Hillary. Go figure.

I don't care what anyone says. We are not, repeat, not, losing the war. In Iraq, Afghanistan, or elsewhere.

It doesn't matter how many bloggers abandon the GOP. The vast majority of voters still don't know what a blog is.

I have two dogs in this hunt, and neither of them are named Frist or Foley.

I'm not happy with the GOP, but I'm just an Insufferable Prick. But I'll behead myself before I vote for a donk.

Just remember, ye reap what ye have sown.

Update: Almost forgot....Death to America

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September 29, 2006

Palestinians Embracing "Victim-oriented" Hip-Hop

Awww yeeah!

Acceptence of this cultural art-form is not universal in Gaza (due to a lack of religious content), but is growing in popularity. Check out these fresh 'rhymes' from the controversial song "Watch Your back, Arabs." Sing along if you know the words:

"Where are the Arab people?

Where is the Arab blood?

Where is the Arab anger?

Where, where and where ...

Driving the coupe car

Smoking the cigar

Voting for the super star "American Idol"

And forgetting about our martyrs, wounded, prisoners. ... Have you heard the last news!?"

Where is the Arab anger? I assure you, young hip-hop artist, there is no shortage of that anywhere in the world:

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September 27, 2006

Stragglers

Under the fold. more...

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September 25, 2006

Tailor Made For Tired Monday Evenings

So you just got home from work on a grueling Monday, or will be soon, and you're just wiped.

Screw cooking and all that happy crappy. Make yourself a poster.

Today's submissions under the fold: more...

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September 24, 2006

Tailor Made For Lazy Sunday Afternoons

Especially when the only game on t.v. is a 35-3 blowout at the half.

(Note: best viewed with the "light background" in the top right sidebar)

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Found at Ace's.

Make your own.

Update: Oh, what the hell. Let's make it a carnival. Email me at vinceautmorire@gmail.com and I'll post them below the fold. Starting with Duncan's in the comments.

Update, too: I get to keep mine above the fold:

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September 23, 2006

Jawa Report Insomnia Comedy Theater

Once again, we attempt to cleanse the mind of gruesome Jihadi videos with teh funny.

Classic. Simply classic.

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September 15, 2006

Holy Sh*t!

The Austrians are very busy dealing with critical and pressing issues:

(AP) - Organizers of a campaign trying to clear Vienna's streets of dog droppings are urging residents to record how many droppings they see in the space of five minutes and report the figure as part of an impromptu census.

Reality is often stranger than fiction.

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Three Reasons To Post This Video

1. We're unapologetic geeks.

2. Everyone needs a break from beheading videos from time to time.

Hit the play button to learn reason #3.

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September 14, 2006

Send Them In!

Only they can save Dog the bounty hunter now...

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Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
The Three Amigos!

Sorry Bill, I..... just couldn't resist

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August 25, 2006

Updating the Past

See? You can impose less freedom on yourself. I wonder what the mullahs would think of "Yusuf's" former musical transgressions.

I misspelled "Yusuf" on the sleeve to boot. The shame.

Cross-posted at Mein Blogovault.

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August 23, 2006

Hot Dog Martinis

Is there nothing the hot dog can't improve?

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August 10, 2006

"Drunk Thieves Steal U-Hauls for Joyrides"

Absolute best headline of the day anywhere.

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August 09, 2006

Flying Sturgeon Knocks Man Unconscious

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A little "aquatic insurrection" comedy to pile on with the comedy of photographic errors!

Photo credit.

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August 06, 2006

What Adnan Hajj Really Photographed

Linda digs out the actual, original photo.

No wonder he photoshopped it. No sense starting a panic.

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August 04, 2006

Palestinians Cheer After Stray Rocket Almost Kills Them

This is so messed up and bass-ackwards that it is hilarious. Talk about a death cult:

A Fatah activist from Jenin added that the rocket hit was heard clearly around the city, and a spark and a flame were also clearly seen. The Fatah member related that local residents cheered when they heard the rocket fall and saw the resulting flames. “Even if it were to fall on our heads, it wouldn’t have spoiled our joy. All of us here are praying for Hizbullah’s success and victory," he said.

All of you? I think you just inadvertently made targeting terrorists a little easier for the IAF.

A pitched crescnendo of complete Jew-hating insanity from a population who's history textbooks omit any and all maps that recognize Israel.

ht: Dean's World. Cross-posted at Mein BlogoVault.

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August 02, 2006

Caption This: Al-Asqua Martyrs Edition

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Durka durka! Muhhammed jihad! Hok, shirpa, shirpa! This photo is from last year sometime.

WINNER (S):
Kelly H - " My KEYS!!!!"
Carforce - "Prophet Brand Pork Roast makes me go head over heels into the fire for Jihad!"
Fred Fry - "What would you do for a klondike Bar?"

Nicely done, all!

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July 25, 2006

Anything For Allah

Via Belchspeak (no relation):

When the butcher stepped out seconds later, the customer's severed left hand lay on the floor by the meat saw, Asghar said. The customer ran down the Springfield store's center aisle and into the front parking lot, leaving a trail of blood and yelling repeatedly that he was "not a terrorist." Outside, another witness said, the man announced that he had used the meat saw to cut off his hand "for Allah."

Not that Allah.

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If Only Apu Knew Him Like I Do

Brilliant? Hmmmm.

National success in unity rooted in nationalism is Communal and non-secular; national failure in disunity rooted in pseudo-secularism is non-communal, secular and cosmopolitan�and beyond all UPA dispute, non-saffronised.' Dr. Rusty Shackleford who runs the website THE JAWA REPORT has recently written a brilliant article entitled 'Why my website was banned in India?'

stein hoist: Dr. Rusty Shackleford, Brilliance Emeritus.

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July 20, 2006

Don't Mess With the US

This made rounds a few months ago, but I thought it prescient given the recent escalations in the ME. Have a hearty, guttural laugh, and couple that with some good ol' fashioned red-blooded Americanism. Coutesy of Mencia.

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