June 04, 2007

AllahMater

allahmater2.jpgA mirror image of the name Allah has been discovered inside a Tomato in Oxford England. More proof that Islam is the one (cough) true (cough) religion (choke).

Via Oxford Mail: A family from Oxford believes Allah has sent them a message by appearing in a tomato.

The Khalids, of Maidcroft Road in Cowley, have been swamped with well-wishers from the Muslim community after making the discovery while preparing a salad.

Uzma Khalid, 19, spotted what looked like Arabic writing on a segment of a tomato which she chopped in half last week.

On closer inspection she discovered the writing mirrored the word 'Allah' - written in Arabic.

She said: "I just chopped the tomato in half and thought I saw the word Allah in it.

"I thought, 'OK that's a bit weird', so I showed it to my mum and she said it definitely says Allah."

Apparently this is not the first Allahmater ever discovered.

allahmater.jpg

Hmmm, tomatoes were once called, "The Devil's Apple", coincidence? Next thing you know they will find Allah written inside the neck of a decapitated person.

Hat Tip: Macktastic Rusty Wicked.

Posted by: Howie at 01:40 PM | Comments (24) | Add Comment
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1 If I sliced open a tomato with a bunch of yellow stuff inside I would throw it away.  no matter what it said.

Posted by: 1sttofight at June 04, 2007 02:59 PM (51r8a)

2 That would make a nice salsa to go with my portrait of Jesus tortilla!

Posted by: Troofer Hawat at June 04, 2007 03:04 PM (HGqHt)

3 That there tomato needs to be fried up in some bacon grease and put inside a nice grilled ham samich......Oh and dont forget the Samual Adams to wash it down.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
http://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=16834

Posted by: doriangrey at June 04, 2007 03:44 PM (XvkRd)

4 Yes, God put a message inside a Tomato for you to see it, instead of say the sky, or on the moon where everyone could see it. Makes sense.
What message is Elvis trying to send when someone finds his face on a maxi-pad?

Posted by: davec at June 04, 2007 04:00 PM (kcDpP)

5 Looks more like the Bat Signal.

Hmmm, maybe why the moonbats are so apologetic to extremists.

 

Posted by: JarvisW at June 04, 2007 04:06 PM (faim5)

6 Whoa baby, "Graceland" sure has gone downhill.

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 04, 2007 04:06 PM (YHZAl)

7 What?  How do they know what Allah looks like if nobody is allowed to show an image of him?

Posted by: CRT at June 04, 2007 05:28 PM (ZLtkq)

8 That's one lousy tomato. You can stir a pile of hog shit and see the same writing as in the tomato.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 04, 2007 06:10 PM (1h1Tb)

9 Also notice the dirty hands. Once again muslims do not know what toilet paper is for.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 04, 2007 06:11 PM (1h1Tb)

10 I'm sure the "message" Allah intends for them to see in the tomato has something to do with violence.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at June 04, 2007 06:13 PM (ou0cx)

11 Next thing you know they will find Allah written inside the neck of a decapitated person.

HA! Rusty, kill me!

Posted by: mychimo at June 04, 2007 07:11 PM (ivn0c)

12 er... you kill me!

Posted by: mychimo at June 04, 2007 07:11 PM (ivn0c)

13 Wouldn't the other half of the tomato have the non-mirror-image of the
name of Allah?  Isn't that more spectacular?  Or maybe she'd
already diced that half and threw it in the Kapsa.  D'oh!

Posted by: jdpaz at June 04, 2007 07:26 PM (FoYPf)

14 Looks like the spotlight used to call Batman.

Posted by: Kevin at June 04, 2007 07:31 PM (1cRKV)

15 I once saw the name Allah spelled with corn in a......flush.

Posted by: C.L.Lucas at June 04, 2007 08:05 PM (L8r/r)

16 Is it just me or does the logo for the cw channel in N.Y.C. (channel 11) look like Arabic?

Posted by: Harp at June 04, 2007 09:11 PM (PzQS1)

17 Not that anyone cares, but: in the old days, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Seems the acids in the tomato reacted with the pewter they used to eat from, resulting in toxic results.
Turns out the problem is with the pewter rather than the tomato, but...
Devil's apple indeed!
That is one sick-looking t'mater, though.


Posted by: powerclam at June 04, 2007 09:44 PM (pB0em)

18 Buddha once sent  good tidings to me in the middle of a Little Debbie

Posted by: Randman at June 04, 2007 10:17 PM (Sal3J)

19 Do you guys write this stuff when you read of Catholics gathering to venerate Blessed Mothers' image on the side of a brick building?

Posted by: garrettc at June 04, 2007 10:46 PM (J2Pqw)

20 19 Do you guys write this stuff when you read of Catholics gathering to venerate Blessed Mothers' image on the side of a brick building?

Posted by: garrettc at June 04, 2007 10:46 PM
 
Pretty much, except Catholics mostly wipe....

Posted by: TBinSTL at June 04, 2007 11:29 PM (MSiPb)

21 Garrettc: YeP! no breaks for stupidity.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 05, 2007 12:15 AM (1h1Tb)

22 If writing in a tomato is the best Allah can do I would change Gods.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 05, 2007 01:34 AM (1h1Tb)

23 garrettc

Muslims finding Allah's name miraculously written in shoe adverts, drink names, sliced tomatoes, toasted bread, etc is a very common occurrence.

Yes, I know occasionally pious Christians find their icons miraculously appearing in salt residue and elsewhere but it seems to me the former is much more common than the later.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at June 05, 2007 10:38 AM (Aj6tl)

24 Another reason why tomatoes were considered poisonous: The plant is a close relative of the deadly nightshade. They even smell alike.
That tomato doesn't look right to me. If it came out of my garden, I would pitch it.

Posted by: Paul Moore at June 05, 2007 11:50 AM (wh7CA)

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