December 12, 2006

Public Apology

Yesterday, I let down long time Jawa author Vinnie down by not showing up on his radio show for an interview. Sorry Vinmeister. I'll try not to be a flake in the future.

I went fishing yesterday. When I got home I was totally wiped and just crashed. If it's any consolation, I didn't catch anything. Not. A. Single. Fish. more...

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December 11, 2006

We Were Robbed!

Everyone knows the most annoying right of center blog is The Jawa Report!

You can make up for this terrible injustice by voting for TJR here. Even if LGF strikes us down, we will become more powerful than Charles Johnson can possibly imagine.

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December 08, 2006

Leftover Things

A have a couple of leftover things things here. Sorry I did not get to them earlier.

The Mighty Gwinn reads TJR daily and requests a link to his blog. Here you go.

And if you happen to have missed this Post by Pam at Atlas Shrugs then do as she says and Read Every Word. And I do mean every word and follow every link.

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December 07, 2006

A Jawa Reminder *sticky*

Just a reminder to readers that in commemoration of Pearl Harbor Day, we are bringing you unfiltered news stories from Iraq. The news you won't read in the MSM. As written by soldiers in the field. Please go to the main page and scroll down and through them. About half our posts today come straight from the military in Iraq. You might be surprised at what you find.

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November 29, 2006

How Angelina Jolie Won the GWOT: Jawa Report- 6 Mil. Visits, 10 Mil. Hits

Thanks to all our loyal readers who have made this website a success. We just passed the 6 million visits mark, which happend just about the same time that the 10 million hits mark was passed.

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Irony? On a blog which specializes in the war on terror, our 6 millionth visitor comes from Saudi Arabia.

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Bigger irony? Our Saudi Arabian friend came here on a Live.com image search for "sex good" and found this post: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Share Lesbian Lover

Biggest irony? Our Saudi friend spent 2 minutes 35 seconds looking at these three pictures (below the fold, SFW--unless you work in the Vatican) along with a description which includes, "We pleasured each other into the early hours..."

Thank you to our one-handed surfer from Saudi Arabia for making it all worthwhile.

Friends, given enough time and more hot lesbian models coming forward with lurid stories of intimate encounters with Angelina Jolie---we will win the war on terror! more...

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November 22, 2006

Flattery Will Get You..

...everywhere, But a "Special Thanks to Howie" gets you a link from The Jawa Report. Big White Infidel has a new video up at the Jubasucks blog. (Warning: NSFW--Graphic Images)

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TV Imitates Jawa Report

CSI has a fauxtography scandal inspired episode. Has Roger been moonlighting at CBS or what?

Okay, okay. The title would more appropriately read TeeVee imitates LGF, but where's the self-aggrandizing in that?

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November 20, 2006

Filthy Headline of the Week

Nancy Pelosi is a what? more...

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The Cow Says Mooo

That's one disappointed cow. NSFW.

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November 16, 2006

And We're Back

Well, that was fun. We seem to have had a bit of an outage. It was Vinnie's fault. He was drunk and tripped over the extension cord again.

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November 15, 2006

Hot Muslim Chic, Sehr Mahmood (BUMPED)

r1521651753.jpgBumped by Rusty......because it's my patriotic duty to support the right of hot Muslim chicks to wear skimpy bikinis. I'm serious.

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Sehr will be competing in this week’s Miss Earth 2006 pageant representing Pakistan, much to the dismay of some Pakistani officials. Pakistan does not send official candidates to pageants because they consider being a total hottie un-Islamic. Serh was born in Pakistan but hails from the Big Apple. The Koran, err Uh I mean contest rules, state she may represent Pakistan if they fail to send a representative.

Yahoo News: Miss Pakistan, Sehr Mahmood, 25, a contestant of 2006 Miss Earth contest poses at the poolside of a hotel in Manila November 9, 2006. About 90 women from all over the world will be vying for the title Miss Earth on November 26, 2006, with this year's pageant focusing on global warming.
Among the delegates she will be competing against is the very hot Miss Indonesia, Yelena Setiabudi. more...

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November 14, 2006

A Blogger Embed in Iraq

Long time friend of The Jawa Report, Bill from INDC is going to Iraq as an embed.

The man has balls. I withdraw any and all jokes made in the past about his questionable heterosexuality. The man may orgle Llamas, but he also deserves all the yips you can muster.

The reason he's going? There are currently 9 embeds in Iraq. That's right, 9. We've longed complained that the news from Iraq is shaped by perceptions inside the heavily fortified Green Zone. The truth is I don't know if things are getting worse or better in Iraq. I can't. There are very few reporters there that do anything more than repeat what others are saying. Iraq has become a giant echo chamber.

I really want to know what soldiers in the field are saying. I really want to know what things are like in Anbar Province. I really want to know what the situation is like in the Shia south. But I don't.

If you have some spare cash, you might want to click on over to INDC Journal and leave him a tip.

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November 08, 2006

Closing Comments?

Bannning just doesn't work. Should I just close the comments forever?

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November 07, 2006

Uncovered Meat Contest

alexis_cedro[1].jpgIn Response to Sheik al-Hilaly's sermon comparing women to “pieces of meat” the Infidel Bloggers Alliance has started a contest, a very cool contest. So ladies show a bit of leg and send yours in. Not because we want to see your legs ;) but because it’s the right thing to do, really.

Pastorius at The Infidel Bloggers Alliance: Therefore, we introduce The Infidel Bloggers Alliance "Uncovered Meat" Contest.

Send in photos of your wives or girlfriends in various stages of undress. Or, if you are a babe, just set up the camera and time it to stike a pose. Keep them relatively clean, but make sure that there is plenty of carne visible. We need to judge the quality of the victuals.

Also see the Infidel Babe Archive. (Sort of maybe safe for work but not really)

Not to forget the ladies see the Infidel “Hunk of the Week” too.

Election? What election?

UPDATE: There are more videos from "Mr. Pimp" here, and more written commentary on uncovered meat here. (For those of you who missed it, "Mr. Pimp" is the title CAIR's Ahmed Bedier bestowed on my favorite neoconzionistjewbitchwhore a week or so ago, which got noticed by Charles "The Big" Johnson.)

See below for a related experiment conducted by Big White Infidel. more...

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November 02, 2006

Exlusive Video Juba The Sniper Training

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Helicool

MVC-090F.JPGSo why Rusty is busy being oppressed by “The Man” it’s up to us co-bloggers to blog.

I went to the truck stop for lunch. There was an older woman there. We struck up a conversation. She was partially paralyzed on the right side from a stroke in 99, so we started discussing rehab and options. Turns out most of her care comes from the VA. She is an Air Force veteran of 21 years.

We didn’t really get much into names and stuff just small talk. She mentioned using a computer to help her write since her stroke. We talked a bit about the internet and I mentioned I blog and explained what a blog was and that it was a conservative blog.

Very next thing she says, “I don’t like what that Senator said.”

“Senator Kerry?” I asked.

“Yes him”, she replied, “and we’re (she was referring to veterans) going to show him a thing or two next week too.”

I go to the truck stop because I’m from nowhere and they have good food and the kind of regular people that I’m used to. So this outrage is real. It’s not just political pundits or activists. Regular people and especially those who serve and have served are so pissed off.

I was kind of down after the Foley thing but I forgot the lefties have idiots too. Idiots like John Kerry. Thanks Mr. Kerry. We could not have done it without you.

Oh and on to the helicool part. We have a hotel nearby and VIP’s stay there quite a bit. Bands from Nashville and other important people stay there. It’s quiet and no one bothers them.

So anyway, I’m heading out for lunch and there is a candy apple red chopper about to take off. I asked, “Hey can I get some pics?” “Sure!” they said. So, below the fold, behold the helicool helicopter pics

Oh and Jam this it's good.

Also see the Juba Sucks blog for other cool new stuff. Thanks to all the contributors and we are getting close to making the Jawa #1 search for Juba. more...

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November 01, 2006

Breakfast With The 3rd Battalion

That's the 3rd Battalion, 1st Marines in Fallujah.

Hat Tip: Black Flag. more...

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October 31, 2006

Letters To Kerry

First, a message from the President.

Second, this was sent to me via email by a Sergeant who wishes to remain anonymous.

Good on him. more...

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Blogoweeniversary at The Right Place

Whoah, Possibly Bad Gay Warning on the title there Mr Right ;).

The Right Place:Fear not, they are only a series of guest bloggers in disguise and having fun. Their true identities will be revealed late tomorrow, but in the meantime, treat it as the Dems do an election and stop in early and often!

Sincerely,

Mr. Right

Happy Halloween!

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October 30, 2006

Jawa Blogroll Updates: Blogroll Me or I will Kick You in the Nuts!

Yes, I've been remiss. I haven't had much time lately to read my own blogroll let alone update it.

So, I've gone through and deleted inactive blogs. Any blog that hasn't posted in a month is gone. Sorry, I just figured you got out of the game. Some old friends will be missed. Especially ones with names like Witty Sex Kitten. Actually, Witty is now doing something even more important than blogging. Same with Legal XXX, which was never really about, well, you know.... prOn. At least we've still got Feisty Republican Whore around to amuse us.

I've also added a few new links. I'm sure I've missed some that I've promised, and many more that are deserving. Including a few Jawa contributors ....er ... sorry.

BTW--Any takers on when ye old Pundit will finally give the Jawa a nod and blogroll him? Because if he doesn't I might just have to kick Glenn in the nuts.

Same goes for any of the other big right-of-center bloggers. I mean it.

Anyway, now would be a good time to e-mail Rusty if you want a link and, you know, give him a reminder. No gaurantees.

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October 27, 2006

I Worship at the Porcelain Altar

Where has Rusty been? Sick. What's wrong? Just call me 'Gary'. Visual below. Just wait for the video to play through a bit. Pretty much the last minute. Needless to say, I may be out of it for awhile. more...

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October 26, 2006

Video Blitz: Help Support SC EAGLE!

Hat tip Jason at SaveTheSoldiers.com.

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October 20, 2006

God, America, Larry Elder, My Wife: My Loves in Order

John Hawkins intereviews Larry Elder, the sage from South Central.

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October 18, 2006

You're Wrong Because I'm Loud

rosie_odonell_ugly.jpgBill O’Reilly was on this morning’s “The View”. Ian at Hot Air has the Video. Sorry Bill but anyone trying to discuss anything with Rosie's big mouth in the room is futile. It's very hard to get your point across to a fat stubborm loudmouth bitch. She doesn't even let Bawa Wawa talk. That is all.

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Insurgents Request Union Spackler

paperplateman.JPGThe Mujahadbeen Shura Council has released a new internet message. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the message. Howie doesn’t speak Arabic so my translation may be somewhat less than entirely accurate. But I did my best and that’s all anyone can expect, right?

In the name of Allah the most Gracious the most Merciful

O’ Allah, straighten up our aim and make us stand firm

All Praise and thanks are Allah’s, the Lord of all that exists. And peace be upon our prophet Muhammad, his family and companions in entirety.

I’m here to announce the creation of a new Islamic state within Iraq. The borders of which extend all the way to the four corners of this room.

But just effing look at me. This place is crawling with American and Iraqi troops, so much so that I have to hide my face for fear they will catch me.

And even more embarrassing we are so short on funds that our new camera guy had to tape a paper plate to my turban to hide my identity.

I ask you, is this any way to support the insurgency? We have been murdering people left and right and where is our support?

Also you promised to send Muhammad Abu-Spackler’s first born to fix this giant f&%$ing crack in the wall behind me.

I swear if you don’t send me some Dinars post haste I will go on strike and stop chopping off heads!

Jesus effing Christ! If the outside world sees me begging for money in this dump, I’ll never be able to strike fear into the hearts of the cross worshippers!

Get on the stick and whip out your pocketbooks or I’m going back to driving a cab in Bahgdad.

Allah is great,

“Honor, power and glory belong to Allah, to his messenger, and to the believers, but the hypocrites know not.”

The media committee of the Bad Gay Mujahadbeen Shura council of Iraq.

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