June 11, 2007
Believe it or not, the Jawa Report board of directors don't pay me nearly enough for the lavish jet setting lifestyle I've grown accustomed to. Since coming to work for Jawa Publishing International, Inc. ®, I've had to cut my weekend trips to the French Riviera in half, and can now only afford to keep two mistresses at a time. Even worse, I've been reduced to lighting my 2003 Cohiba Double Coronas with $20 bills-- rather than the customary $100s-- like a common peasant!
So, until that crazy blog money starts rolling in, I'll be reduced to selling my services to the highest bidder --- like a common whore.
Apologies for not returning e-mails, but my internet access was quite limited. If it was something important, do me a favor and send me a follow up note so I don't have to look through every single one of the hundreds of unopenned e-mails.
For the three or four people interested, I've posted a pic or two from Daytona below.
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