June 13, 2007

Rusty Vents at CIA Incompetence

Folks, we are effing screwed. When the effing CIA webpage tip submission form won't take your effing tip, instead giving you error message after effing error message telling you that you didn't leave an effing message in the effing message field, then the effing terrorists have already effing won. How many billions of effing dollars do we give to the effing CIA, and they can't even get their effing web submission effing thingy to effing work?

Rusty is not effing happy. That is all.

Update by Vinnie: As I am fluent in teh cussing, a full translation of this post is below the fold. Warning! Graphic language ahead!
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Folks, we are fucking screwed. When the fuckingCIA webpage tip submission form won't take your fucking tip, instead giving you error message after fucking error message telling you that you didn't leave a fuckingmessage in the fucking message field, then the fuckingterrorists have already fucking won. How many billions of fucking dollars do we give to the fucking CIA, and they can't even get their fucking web submission fucking thingy to fucking work?

Rusty is not fucking happy. That is all.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:24 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 But but but...the CIA engineered 9-11 and kept it secret this whole time.

I'm serial!!

Ron Paul!11!

Posted by: Good Lt at June 14, 2007 12:28 AM (yMbfY)

2 Silly person.

The CIA web form works fine, but it gives you a fake "message not received" error message to keep the fact that they have your intelligence... well... secret.

That way, if it helps to oppose Presidential policy, they can action it, but if it aids accomplishing the administration's goals, it remains secret.

See. Feel better now?

Posted by: Christoph at June 14, 2007 02:08 AM (BqJ1D)

3 I've had the sneaking suspicion for the last few years that the CIA has turned into a bunch of chart reading, Merlot drinking leftist.

Posted by: Randman at June 14, 2007 02:11 AM (Sal3J)

4

At least they have Valerie Plame and her studly husband.


Posted by: Busty at June 14, 2007 07:42 AM (b0FZu)

5 Rusty,
"Incompetence" is exactly the right word.
I'll give a much more serious example. Remember during the Iran hostage crisis when a dozen Americans were holed up in the Canadian Embassy and the CIA tries to take credit for their rescue?
Well, the truth is that the idiots at the CIA didn't know that the Iranian new year does not fall on Jan 1st so their forged visas on the passports given to them by the government of Canada had entry dates several months in the future! This error was detected and corrected by the staff of the Canadian Embassy in Tehran. Yes, this is indeed the measure of the level of intelligence gathering of the CIA that they don't know the first d@mned thing about a country in which they are supposed to have been active for decades.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 14, 2007 08:38 AM (j97MF)

6 As for Valerie Plame, there was something sickeningly bizarre about her testimony.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 14, 2007 08:41 AM (j97MF)

7 Another example of  CIA's brilliance: Look up Canada under the "World fact book" link on their website and you'll see this:

Country name:



conventional long form: none

conventional short form: Canada

They don't know that the conventional long form name of this country is "The Dominion of Canada".  And we're right next door for f**k's sake! And it's not like they can blame this on the language barrier.

Yes, Rusty, "incompetence" is exactly the right word.


Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 14, 2007 09:06 AM (j97MF)

8 CT tips should go to the FBI anyway.

Posted by: blackflag at June 14, 2007 12:28 PM (Mq5jS)

9 Thanks for the translation Vin.

Posted by: Rusty at June 14, 2007 12:28 PM (JQjhA)

10 You have to write in invisible ink!

Posted by: jane at June 15, 2007 12:51 AM (xQq4i)

11 Garduneh Mehr,

Thanks for your attitude, which I heartily support, and for your tacit support of Canada by referring to us

I especially appreciate your reference the work my countrymen (and women) did in aiding your citizens during the Iran hostage crisis.

However, Dominion of Canada is not the long name of Canada anymore. Used to be. Hasn't been in common use since the 1950s and as of the 1982 Canada Act, our long and short name is, in fact, Canada.

Oh Canada!

Posted by: Christoph at June 15, 2007 01:10 AM (BqJ1D)

12 Chritoph,
I'm actually a citizen of Canada (originally a refugee from Iran); and believe me the full name of Canada is indeed "The Dominion of Canada" and the Wikipedia reference that you give does not say otherwise. It's a common misconception amongst Canadians that the repatriation of the constitution changed that. Incidentally, the head of state is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Dei Grati Regina) not the governor-general.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 15, 2007 03:00 PM (j97MF)

13 Sorry that was meant to read "Dei Gratia Regina"

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at June 15, 2007 03:05 PM (j97MF)

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