May 02, 2007
Three simultaneous bomb blasts rocked separate railway terminals in Bangladesh on Tuesday, with militant slogans claiming to be from al Qaeda found at two of the sites.....Okay, I'll do it."... If Hazrat (Prophet) Mohammad is not declared the superman of the world by May 10, all non-governmental organizations will be blown up," the slogans on the metal sheets read in the Bengali language. They were signed "the al Qaeda network" in English.
By the authority vested in me by the Halliburton Corporation, the Illuminati, and various other Zionist-Crusader fronts, I solemnly declare Muhammed to be the Superman of the World.
Do you promise not to blow me up now?
A PS to our new Mohammed-superman-of-the-world overlord below:

Cartoons: Mohammed-superman-of-the-world's kryptonite!
Just call me Rusty Lex Luthor Shackleford.
Thanks to Holland Studios for the Mo image.
Hat tip: Doctor Bulldog
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I can read the headlines now, "Mohammed defeats Lex Luthor, a confused Superman loses title, Mohammed proclaimed new Superman."
Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 02, 2007 11:10 AM (9ZqGe)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20070426/cm_uc_crlelx/op_242580
Posted by: Kamchatka Bear at May 02, 2007 11:19 AM (gtZwa)
Posted by: Infidelsalwayswin at May 02, 2007 11:24 AM (KaYIQ)
Posted by: DrTheopolis at May 02, 2007 11:33 AM (9ZqGe)
I guess instead of a large "S" for Superman on the chest, Moe's cape would have a large "P" for pedophile.
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at May 02, 2007 12:05 PM (j97MF)
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Posted by: Fred Fry at May 02, 2007 12:28 PM (JXdhy)
Posted by: Dick at May 02, 2007 12:48 PM (XlQVK)
Muhammed doesn't stand for "Truth, Justice, and the American Way!' So he can kiss mine!
The culture of the USA is the virtual cradle of the 'Superhero' concept.
You may claim they are an evolution from mythological tales, but they are an idea that transcends the heroic concepts of mythology. A 'Superhero' isn't merely the strongest, fastest, or most invulnerable guy. He doesn't just go out and slay the occassional Hydra, or retreive Golden Apples.
He goes out of the way, to get into the way of oncoming troubles, and protect his neighbors from them! He gets cats out of trees, and stops flying asteroids from hitting the Earth. He tells kids to listen to thier parents, and eat all thier vegatables, and then flies across the Atlantic and punches Hitler in the face! He is a citizen of his country, not a conquerer of his world! Even when he has the power to rule it all, he is unselfish, dedicating his powers to help all, at the expense of his own comfort.
He is a defender, and a champion of the promise of life, and freedom. He believes in his fellow man, and steps in where his fellow man cannot. He is 'Super' because of his high character, not his 'power'. He holds himself to standard that is not often expedient. That standard is the ultimate challenge for a 'Superhero' because in the moment he fails to uphold it, he ceases to be truely 'Super', and is no more special than Hercules, Theseus, or Achilles, who by the way, were caught being self serving, and inconsiderate!
If Kal-El had crashed his little rocket ship near a Wahhabist mosque, instead of the the American heartland, just imagine the value system he would have had. The 'Superhero' would have become a blood-soaked avenger, and conquerer, destroying foes of the Caliphate with casual ease. Instead of battling dictators, he would become the worst one! He would stand for Sharia, Umma, and the way of Allah! Who needs the 12th Imam?
There would be no Lois Lane to flirt with. No women can be tolerated with so much spirit and independence! And what would stop THIS Wahhabist 'super' man from choosing his nine year old brides as did his Prophet before him? Women who didn't wear lead lined burkhas could be stoned to death for daring to tempt the mullah from Krypton with thier feminine wiles! It IS thier fault after all. If you leave meat out without wrapping it in Kryptonite and lead, and a cat from Krypton comes along and eats it, is it the cats fault, or the uncovered meat?!
Seriously, Al Qaeda can take thier sick idea and shove it up thier worm infested 'tracts' !!!
Muhammed isn't 'super'! He is just about par with Alexander the great, only he claims it was Allah who told him to conquer the world. It wasn't suppossedly his own idea to become the second most important being after God, and impose his self image by the sword! Alexander (to my knowledge) never claimed quite so much.
We shouldn't be surprised if they want to try and use 'Superman' to prop up thier sick, and aggressive doctrine of hate. After all, they did try and use the Torah, and the Bible, sort of ... and they got some play out of it before anyone caught on, so why not try it with cultural icons as well?
To bad there isn't really a 'Phantom Zone". We could lump them all together and leave them to enjoy each others company, while we get on with advancing civilization. Oh well.
USA, all the way!
Posted by: Michael Weaver at May 02, 2007 01:15 PM (2OHpj)
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Posted by: sandpiper at May 02, 2007 03:32 PM (vnSBY)
Tell them that if the really want to be a good Muslim they must go to the top of the highest minaret with their capes on and jump.
Posted by: NortonPete at May 02, 2007 04:16 PM (fVuwW)
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