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I can read the headlines now, "Mohammed defeats Lex Luthor, a confused Superman loses title, Mohammed proclaimed new Superman."

2 On a bit more serious note. For those of you who still thinks that Islam PRACTICING muslim CAN live peacefully in the west. (that would include anyone going to the mosque). Suprise?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20070426/cm_uc_crlelx/op_242580

3 Good idea. I guess this means they'll have to rethink the old 'you can't draw our prophet waa, waa, waa!' line (to which people usually reply, 'sure I can, and just did, and oh look he's fucking a camel - how queer!'). You know, since superheroes feature a lot in comic books. May I suggest hentai tentacle rape comics? That'd be right up Mohammed's street, what with him being a sexual degenerate and all. Hey, wait a minute how can a dead guy be 'superman of the world'? Well, I guess logical absurdities never posed much of a problem before...

4 Faster than a speeding camel, more powerful than a Bedouins body odor, and able to leap tall mosques in a single bound... It's Mohammedman...

5 Dr. Shackleford,
I guess instead of a large "S" for Superman on the chest, Moe's cape would have a large "P" for pedophile.

6 And I always thought Mohammed was Batman....he also wore funny headgear that covered his eyes.   

7 Thes asswipe probably forget that they should be praying to God, not the messenger.  I am not exactly sure if there is even a differnce in their minds.  Anyway, lets keep sending them to mohamad, in hell.
 

8 Okay, where did I put my pork covered, kryptonite bullets?

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Muhammed doesn't stand for "Truth, Justice, and the American Way!'  So he can kiss mine!  

The culture of the USA is the virtual cradle of the 'Superhero' concept.  

You may claim they are an evolution from mythological tales, but they are an idea that transcends the heroic concepts of mythology.  A 'Superhero' isn't merely the strongest, fastest, or most invulnerable guy. He doesn't just go out and slay the occassional Hydra, or retreive Golden Apples. 

He goes out of the way, to get into the way of oncoming troubles, and protect his neighbors from them! He gets cats out of trees, and stops flying asteroids from hitting the Earth. He tells kids to listen to thier parents, and eat all thier vegatables, and then flies across the Atlantic and punches Hitler in the face!  He is a citizen of his country, not a conquerer of his world!  Even when he has the power to rule it all, he is unselfish, dedicating his powers to help all, at the expense of his own comfort.

He is a defender, and a champion of the promise of life, and freedom. He believes in his fellow man, and steps in where his fellow man cannot. He is 'Super' because of his high character, not his 'power'.  He holds himself to standard that is not often expedient. That standard is the ultimate challenge for a 'Superhero' because in the moment he fails to uphold it, he ceases to be truely 'Super', and is no more special than Hercules, Theseus, or Achilles, who by the way, were caught being self serving, and inconsiderate!

If Kal-El had crashed his little rocket ship near a Wahhabist mosque, instead of the the American heartland, just imagine the value system he would have had.  The 'Superhero' would have become a blood-soaked avenger, and conquerer, destroying foes of the Caliphate with casual ease.  Instead of battling dictators, he would become the worst one!  He would stand for Sharia, Umma, and the way of Allah!  Who needs the 12th Imam?

There would be no Lois Lane to flirt with. No women can be tolerated with so much spirit and independence!  And what would stop THIS Wahhabist  'super' man from choosing his nine year old brides as did his Prophet before him? Women who didn't wear lead lined burkhas could be stoned to death for daring to tempt the mullah from Krypton with thier feminine wiles! It IS thier fault after all. If you leave meat out without wrapping it in Kryptonite and lead, and a cat from Krypton comes along and eats it, is it the cats fault, or the uncovered meat?!

Seriously, Al Qaeda can take thier sick idea and shove it up thier worm infested 'tracts' !!!

Muhammed isn't 'super'! He is just about par with Alexander the great, only he claims it was Allah who told him to conquer the world. It wasn't suppossedly his own idea to become the second most important being after God, and impose his self image by the sword!  Alexander (to my knowledge) never claimed quite so much.

We shouldn't be surprised if they want to try and use 'Superman' to prop up thier sick, and aggressive doctrine of hate. After all, they did try and use the Torah, and the Bible, sort of ... and they got some play out of it before anyone caught on, so why not try it with cultural icons as well? 

To bad there isn't really a 'Phantom Zone". We could lump them all together and leave them to enjoy each others company, while we get on with advancing civilization.  Oh well.

USA, all the way!

10 I thought I read somewhere where criptonite or similiar mineral was discovered. Sorry supermohammed, you gone!

11 Actually this is a comedy of horrors. The radicals check our background in fantasy. Apparantly this is intended for our audience not the worlds. It is kinda funny in the fact that they want to relate to a comic book hero and give him the name Mohammed. Isn't that looked down upon in islam? Shaming the prophet and comparing him to an imaginary hero. Bad islamist, bad islamist. They must be running out of ideas.

12 If they want this then lets bring some green kryptonite or maybe some red kryponite and watch the weird effects

13 This Superman title must be declared, and then an effort should be made to supply red capes with crescents on them to the true believers.
Tell them that if the really want to be a good Muslim they must go to the top of the highest minaret with their capes on and jump.

14 LOLOLOLOLOL @ Dr Rusty!!!!

15 Everyone should read yahoo post my Kbear. #2 Especially Rusty.

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