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January 17, 2006

Dogs and Cats Sleeping Together: USC Loses More Players to NFL Draft

I know this is a website about the war on terror, but isn't the fact that five USC underclassman have declared for the NFL draft one of the Shia signs of the apocalypse? Somewhere in Tehran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad smiles in his sleep reassured that the Hidden Imam is about to appear in the sky, riding an A-bomb like Slim Pickens. more...

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December 16, 2005

Zulu elders to defy ban on virgin tests

Apparently, the importance of the main virginity event ranks right up there with the annual royal reed dance ceremony.

Zulu traditionalists have vowed to carry on with the controversial practice, which involves inspection of girls' genitalia, usually on the sidelines of cultural festivals.

Oh, I understand now... , it's some kind of sport, right?

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September 29, 2005

Star Wars Even Makes Baseball Fun

Baseball: sport of geeks.

Hat tip: TC Leather Penguin

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September 12, 2005

Fatwa Issued Against Hot Indian Tennis Player

Is it me, or are ALL tennis players hot? A fatwa has been issued against Sania Mirza, who became the first Indian woman to reach the fourth round of a Grand Slam at the US Open last week.

Mirza's crime? I guess she just looked way too hot in that tennis outfit. I've posted a Sania Mirza image gallery below. For a tennis player, her outfits aren't all that revealing at all.

Telegraph:

The fatwa - in effect, a demand that she cover up - was issued by a senior cleric of the Sunni Ulema Board, a little-known group. Similar fatwas have been issued against Mirza, who comes from a devout Muslim family, but none has ever gained popular support among India's 130 million Muslims.
"The dress she wears on the tennis courtsâ€¦leaves nothing to the imagination," Haseeb-ul-hasan Siddiqui told The Hindustan Times. "She will undoubtedly be a corrupting influence."
He said she should follow the example of Iranian women who wore long tunics and headscarves to play in the Asian Badminton Championships.

Hat tip to Greg at Rhymes With Right who has more as well as a blog roundup. more...

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1 Uhhhh Rusty? You think this hairy lipped Garwalli is hot? Dude. Scott Baio is hot. This is a muppet waiting to happen man. I see a big thatch of hair all round that belly button. I see a horrible stink in her future. I smell cumin and ghee. I see many many epiladys strewn about the floor of her hut.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 12, 2005 11:43 AM (5ceWd)

2 I will strap her down and make her confess to her crimes! Yeah, confess to crimes, that's it...

Posted by: Wine-aholic at September 12, 2005 11:44 AM (Wsn+K)

3 Hmm,

Might the iman have found her picture in his son's room?
Might the iman's daughter tell him that she wants to be just like her when she grows up?

Does anyone believe that these insaniacs will stop once all the muslim women are covered up?

Posted by: Fred Fry at September 12, 2005 11:58 AM (JXdhy)

4 Filthy must be gay. She is a hot dot.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 12, 2005 12:16 PM (JQjhA)

5 I concur. Hotness.

Posted by: Defense Guy at September 12, 2005 12:37 PM (jPCiN)

6 My contirbution to the American dialect:

Islama-hottie.

Posted by: Pete at September 12, 2005 12:49 PM (Stkxb)

7 Her outfits are pretty conservative among current female tennis players. Cf., the Williams' sisters.
Her crime is wearing a shirt that shows she has boobies? Yeesh. I'm sure all the left-wing feminists in the USA will be up in arms about this fatwa, right?

Posted by: rbj at September 12, 2005 01:33 PM (UgG6+)

8 Hmmm..She doesn't have a Muslim name. Maybe she is trying to forget that she is a member of the religion of pricks, uh, I mean peace.

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 01:49 PM (q9AWQ)

9 Yes, God is great .... and Allah used to have an awesome blog before he went in the poor house.

Posted by: CDR Salamander at September 12, 2005 01:52 PM (m64uD)

10 Funny thing for a people so scared of boobies it's intresting to note that the average age in the muslim world is about 20 mommy and daddy spent an awful lot of time screwing even with a burqua.

Posted by: Howie at September 12, 2005 02:25 PM (D3+20)

11 Does anyone else get the feeling that islam will eventually become nothing more than a few pederasts sitting around in their man-dresses talking about killing innocent people? Oh, wait, sorry, it's already that.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 02:29 PM (0yYS2)

12 oi mother fuckers dont tlk about muslims like that ill rape yo mamas

Posted by: irfan at September 12, 2005 02:37 PM (ul0gH)

13 oi mother fuckers dont tlk about muslims like that ill rape yo mamas

Posted by: irfan at September 12, 2005 02:37 PM (ul0gH)

14 Oi? Is that like Oy Veh!, or did you just not finish "oink"? I think it's the latter. Sqeal like a pig boy.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 02:43 PM (0yYS2)

15 Irfan my momma can whup yer ass with one hand behind her back.

Posted by: Howie at September 12, 2005 02:46 PM (D3+20)

16 My opinion as a straight chick, she's totally hot. Filthy obviously doesn't realize that the only people that don't shave and/or wax are dirty hippies and the French.

Posted by: Maureen at September 12, 2005 02:50 PM (ny5O/)

17 She will be hot for another 10 minutes. Then, she will look like your hairy uncle ray ray who leaves boogers on the side of your couch.

Pull up that skirt and I bet she has a bright red ass like a baboon

Posted by: Filthy Allah at September 12, 2005 03:19 PM (5ceWd)

18 Sometimes I think an award of some kind should be given for great comments ....like the one just above.
I had to share that with others in the office. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Brad at September 12, 2005 03:33 PM (3OPZt)

19 This one's begging for a photoshop - I'd like to see her smoke Stephie in a burka.

Hate to burst your bubble about all tennis players being hot, but I have two words for you, Rusty: Martina Navratalova. If she's not man enough for you, how about Billy Jean King?

And if that guy thinks Mirza's leaving nothing to the imagination, he needs a better imagination, or maybe a trip to Hooters.

Posted by: tee bee at September 12, 2005 04:00 PM (q1JHF)

20 BINGO, Mr. tee bee.

Posted by: jesusland joe at September 12, 2005 05:40 PM (q9AWQ)

21 You want a fugly tennis player, try Lindsay Davenport. She's even ugly on the man scale.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 12, 2005 07:21 PM (0yYS2)

22 Sania is very beautifula queen for tennis player.

ankush

Posted by: patilankush at September 13, 2005 03:39 AM (+c82K)

23 Just typical of these extremists who want to force their radicalism on the whole world BIN LADEN WANTED DEAD NOT ALIVE

Posted by: sandpiper at September 13, 2005 09:44 AM (ILvmZ)

24 gnvbvb

Posted by: asa at September 20, 2005 04:06 AM (XVWxL)

25 Sania like u tennis is my passion keep it up with tennis,that's ur nature ok.

Posted by: rahul walujkar at September 24, 2005 08:24 AM (e24/U)

26 sania u have made india proud dont worry about idots who issused fatwa,just play hole india is with except some fools.

Posted by: pavi at September 29, 2005 07:34 PM (GfxGb)

27 irfan thats why world starts hating islam,u have to change accroding to time and learn some manners ........

Posted by: pavi at September 29, 2005 07:37 PM (GfxGb)

28 irfan thats why world starts hating islam,u have to change accroding to time and learn some manners ........

Posted by: pavitran at September 29, 2005 07:38 PM (GfxGb)

29 sania i like u r b..bs

Posted by: jucy at September 29, 2005 07:43 PM (GfxGb)

30 pc

Posted by: yashwanth at October 01, 2005 08:53 AM (5qe0c)

31 personaly i like her activites like play, dress and personality.we should support to her for----------etc.

Posted by: Anu at October 09, 2005 12:57 AM (kyzZc)

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August 25, 2005

Fights I'd pay to see...

Bambi vs. Godzilla, Auburn vs. USC Arianna Huffington vs. Victor Davis Hanson.

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July 24, 2005

Redefining Yellow

By Demosophist

Today a Texan with a name that sounds like it ought to belong to a character in a Buck or Roy Rogers movie won the most grueling elite endurance contest on the planet for the seventh straight time! If he had never been near death with the "big C" today's accomplishment would've been enough. Indeed, it would have been enough had he stopped six years ago, after winning in 1999, but his recovery and return to bicycle racing not only at the top of his sport, but to create a legacy that will probably never be matched, has inspired people I love to fight against a similar infirmity. (Isn't it odd that he's the second great American cyclist in 20 years to live such a lesson?) more...

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1 Yellow is the color of someone who yells, "Bring it on" to the bloodthirsty enemy forces while soldiers under his control are getting shot at.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 24, 2005 08:05 PM (ScqM8)

2 We're mighty proud of our boy, Lance, here in Texas.
Many are calling on him to run for office now. Govenor, US Senator or US Representative
Anyone know anything about his politics?

Posted by: greg at July 24, 2005 08:41 PM (/+dAV)

3 I take great pleasure in seeing a Texan beat the French at their own sport in their own house.

Posted by: Carlos at July 24, 2005 08:43 PM (8e/V4)

4 its great to see that Lance was able to overcome all challenges to him by the other competition and the challenges of the race itself...when a human{man or woman} puts their minds to accomplish something of good, anything is possible....nothing is impossible...Hurrah for Lance...and its good to see that no matter how hard the French tried to mess up his last race, he was able to prove them all wrong and win it for the 7th time in a row

Posted by: THANOS35 at July 24, 2005 08:48 PM (9gFP6)

5 Mrs. Dread Pundit asked me today if I knew that riding in the Tour de France takes an average of one year off a person's life. She didn't remember where she'd read this. Anyone else heard anything about this?

Personally, I think having one of those teeny-weeny seats shoved up my pooper for a week would take about FIVE years off.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at July 24, 2005 10:30 PM (RHG+K)

6 I am a bike racing fan. The 12 months comes from the fact that it takes 11 months of preparation to race for 1 month. Professional bike racers must approach racing as a full time job to be competitive. I believe it to be the most grueling of all sports. In addition the planning and mental aspect requires the most of any sport. It is also a TEAM sport. The word I is never used.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 25, 2005 01:04 AM (CBNGy)

7 You never see the over weight, flabby competitors that you see in football and boxing in bike racing. When younger I would have loved to be able to compete in cycling. However, body types play a major role. Big boned, large people just don't have the stamina.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 25, 2005 01:09 AM (CBNGy)

8 Mrs. Dread Pundit asked me today if I knew that riding in the Tour de France takes an average of one year off a person's life. She didn't remember where she'd read this. Anyone else heard anything about this?

I'm sure somewhere someone has such a theory based on some sort of logic, but it'd be almost impossible to verify empirically. To a lesser degree lots of "common people" ride week-long cycling tours in the US and elsewhere, a practice that probably started with RAGBRAI over thirty years ago. And in the case of the latter it's probably the food and booze that takes time off their lives rather than the riding. Frankly, it just sounds like someone who doesn't like to exercise.

Posted by: Demosophist at July 25, 2005 09:52 AM (IbWE6)

9 A leftist radio station in Toronto spent an hour taking calls from conspiracy theorists believing Armstrong was never treated for cancer. They believe he spent his time in the hospital being engeneered for superior athletisism. Widened air passages, expanded hearty valves for super blood flow.

Bushs'little pet project. To stick it to the frogs.

Posted by: Dave K at July 25, 2005 10:15 AM (vvaFL)

10 Dave:

Bushs'little pet project. To stick it to the frogs.

That's hilarious. I wonder how the theory applies to Greg Lemond? That'd be a trial run by Bush 41 I guess, with perfected bionic technology for Bush 43. Except that Lance's first victory took place during the Clinton administration and Greg's was during the Reagan administration before he was re-engineered in hospital. No theory's perfect, I guess.

Posted by: Demosophist at July 25, 2005 10:39 AM (IbWE6)

11 Me:"Many are calling on him to run for office now. Govenor, US Senator or US Representative
Anyone know anything about his politics?"

My boss claims that Armstrong is a Kerry loving, liberal.

Posted by: greg at July 25, 2005 04:29 PM (/+dAV)

12 Yeah, heard John F'in Kerry was following in the car behind Lance on Saturday. Guess Kerry just can't get enough of eating a Texans dust.

Posted by: retire05 at July 25, 2005 04:54 PM (At3vY)

13 When OLN interviewed Kerry, he went on ... and on ... and on ... until they stuck him in a little box in the corner of the screen so they could get back to the race. Independent Sources has more.

Posted by: A Senior Administration Official at July 25, 2005 05:16 PM (IWRGF)

14 Greg, I've heard the opposite...that he's a Bush buddy, literally. Who knows.

Posted by: osamabeenthere at July 25, 2005 06:01 PM (perrS)

15 When his team faltered in the foothills, and his opponents isolated him (something they love to do to Americans), he played them off against each other, picked up the challenge and gained time on them all.

Except of course that Lance is pretty close to Basso and it would be more accurate to say they worked together to dump Ullrich. Ah well, when you have to choose between a good story and the facts....

Posted by: Daran at July 26, 2005 09:10 AM (h1uHG)

16 Daran:

He also used Ullrich to get back to Vinokourov at one point. I said that he played the other riders, who had isolated him from his team, off against one another... which is precisely what the Basso and Ullrich scenarios were all about. And, of course, he gained time on all of then, including Basso. Pretty much what I said happened, in other words.

Posted by: Demosophist at July 26, 2005 09:49 AM (IbWE6)

17 "Funding is tough to come by these days," he says. "The biggest downside to a war in Iraq is what you could do with that money. What does a war in Iraq cost a week? A billion? Maybe a billion a day? The budget for the National Cancer Institute is four billion. That has to change. It needs to become a priority again.

"Polls say people are much more afraid of cancer than of a plane flying into their house or a bomb or any other form of terrorism. It is a priority for the American public." - Lance Armstrong

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycling/tourdefrance/2005-07-24-armstrong-mission_x.htm

Lance speaks out against U.S. priorities.

Posted by: greg at July 26, 2005 03:25 PM (/+dAV)

18 Greg:

Sorry, but there's nothing in those statements that suggests anything other than that he supports cancer research. In fact, he doesn't say that the War in Iraq ought to be a lower priority, just that cancer ought to be higher. I know you wish it were otherwise, but perhaps when you learn to distinguish between a wish and an inference you'll be able to make better choices about what you support.

Posted by: Demosophist at July 27, 2005 12:26 AM (IbWE6)

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April 16, 2005

Pat Tillman: Even a Bigger Hero

Pat Tillman could have gone back to the NFL. Instead, he stayed in the Army Rangers and paid the ultimate sacrifice. Hero to the end.

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April 05, 2005

My Thoughts on UNC's NCAA Basketball Win

D'oh!. Update: What is this base-a-ball you speak of?

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