Maybe Hollywood ought to move to Beirut?
Forget Canada, where many Hollywood productions actually take place because of lower overall costs, I hear that scale in Beirut is cheap, cheap, cheap. I'm not talking Mexico cheap either, real cheap.
Oh, but if you're Spielburg, I'd stick with Canada. The Lebanese don't seem to like his kind.
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Heck, lets move the UN to Southern Lebanon. Get 'em out of NYC....add some needed stimulus to the local Lebanese economy. And lets see if they don't do something to stop the rockets from being shot over their heads.
Posted by: rudytbone at August 17, 2006 03:07 PM (gB0mM)
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Good idea Rudy; that way, when Israel has to bomb them again, they can take out the UN by "accident".
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 18, 2006 05:59 PM (v3I+x)
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"The Shanghai Kid"? I don't remember that movie.... *Check IMDB* I can't find that movie.... Is this the Jackie Chan one? That's "Shanghai Noon", I think?
Posted by: MikeTheLibrarian at August 11, 2006 11:01 PM (JRWxE)
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Hey, that's not Bram Stoker's Dracula by Coppola is it?
Posted by: joeschmo1of3 at August 11, 2006 12:24 AM (WstS7)
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A friend had the slapping thing happen to him--he assumed it was a gang initiation or something. Kind of pathetic, really.
*The Gary Oldman version of Dracula, line spoken by
Winona Ryder
Posted by: Moderata at August 11, 2006 01:01 AM (v6YAo)
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No. It's Mina Harker in Coppola's Dracula! You're quick off the blocks but you're not specific. (freakin jackrabbit lore master, give somebody else a chance willyaz)
Posted by: Kyle at August 11, 2006 01:02 AM (WwIKu)
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Not that I admire the behavior of France in the WOT, but we do have the pre-commie French to thank for the Battle of Yorktown and our independence from Britain.
Our history books make it seem like the French just blocked the retreat of the British by sea, but there was also a French artillery position that pinned them to the sea and the French navy did more than just "block". They fought a vicious battle with the British navy that sailed from New York to rescue the British force.
During the surrender the British band played "The World Turned Upside Down" as they laid down their arms. That showed how shocked they were that they lost to a ragtag army. And everyone knew at the time it was like the Northern Alliance beating the Islamofascists...without the technologicaly superiority of help from a superpower, the Americans would not have won in Yorktown.
The French superpower would be laid low within 10 years by a left wing revolution from within. :-(
But even then, the free men army that Napoleon built was unstoppable at Austerlitz and against the Prussians at Jena?
Unlike the German Wehrmacht, the French Army actually captured Moscow in 1812.
I still like all the French jokes however. Just find the Google search of French Military Victories to be forgetting things like the above as well as the Braddock battle in Ohio during the French and Indian Wars where George Washington literally got his butt kicked with two horses shot out from under him by the French.
Posted by: Jack Sanderson at August 11, 2006 01:20 AM (Uv0t6)
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Russia burned Moscow to the ground. They destroyed everything before the French army, denying Napoleon resources to sustain his army. Upon arriving in Moscow, Napoleon surmised there was nothing to keep, he left.
On the way home, the French army was destroyed by the cold, disease and starvation. Napoleon left his army to return to Paris and spin it as a victory, and cover his ass.
Posted by: Cmunk at August 11, 2006 09:34 AM (7teJ9)
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Napoleon taught the world many valuable lessons in warfare, including the first three rules of war in Europe:
1. Never invade Russia.
2. Never invade Russia.
3. Never invade Russia.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 11, 2006 02:13 PM (v3I+x)
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I actually like the French especially that tri-color flag - ain't saying no more less I upset cmunk.
Posted by: hondo at August 11, 2006 02:21 PM (XrexX)
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France can't be all bad. Hemingway lived there for years.
Posted by: youngbourbonprofessional at August 11, 2006 03:42 PM (gZnyq)
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Yes, YBP, and Papa died long ago, along with the France he loved.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 11, 2006 05:34 PM (v3I+x)
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I went to France one time. And the people stank to high heaven. I much prefer Italy, it is much more to my taste, and the women, OMG. I love Italian women. Why didn't I marry one?
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 11, 2006 09:23 PM (rUyw4)
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The French look good going into the worlds. Boris Diaw and Tony Parker. Good combo.
Posted by: Some Dude at August 11, 2006 09:36 PM (Iq9PC)
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YBP: Come on now. Give IM a hand on that come back.
Posted by: greyrooster at August 11, 2006 09:59 PM (AG5IC)
The You Can Be A Reuters Stringer Too! Karnival
In the spirit of past Karnivals, now seems like a good time to showcase your talents for the good folks at Reuters, who seem to be looking for a new "freelance" photographer in Lebanon.
Email your submission to vinceautmorire@gmail.com, and it will be added.
Feel free to put your URL in your submission.
Here's my entry:
Zionist oppressor Jack Bauer takes aim at an innocent Lebanese woman running from Israeli aggression. Photo by Margareuterville/Vinnie O'Mire.
Posted by: DaveS at August 10, 2006 08:48 AM (1R6cr)
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This may be the funniest thing I've EVER seen on the internet. The Enterprise photo was my favorite...what about one with the dude in the backpack standing on top of the WTC?
Posted by: Tracie at August 10, 2006 02:28 PM (H6O74)
I am writing this to you because of rusty's away message. i am adnan hajj, until recently a reuters photographer. why you insult holly quoran? i will cut ur neck and the devil will do meetballs from your bodies. when you are not making your underpants brown from ur summer cold, that is.
i am attaching photo of more evidence of Zionist crusader atrocitys. The zioinists have unleashed a secret hi techknowledgy weapon on the peaceful citizens of beirut, hizb'allebanon.
The photo accompanying the (I swear it's real!) email is below the fold.
more...
Posted by: William Teach at August 07, 2006 08:54 AM (doAuV)
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I went to the fridge this morning to grab a slab of bacon for my breakfast, and what did I find but a bunch of dead civilians instead! Damn JOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooooozzzz!!!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 07, 2006 09:40 AM (v3I+x)
"Today, everyone realizes that the attack on Lebanon was planned in advance, and was a Zionist-American operation - a first step towards taking control over the Middle East and over the [entire] Muslim world."
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What kind of crappy software are you running, Aaron? They shouldn't be able to hack you like that.
DDoS, yeah, not much you can do about that. But hacked repeatedly? Change your software!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 04, 2006 01:39 AM (FRalS)
7.........a first step towards taking control over the Middle East and over the [entire] Muslim world.
If there is a plan by Zionists / Americans to take over the muslim world, how many first steps does this thing need? Wasn't the creation of Israel supposed to be the first step? Then the Gulf War was the first step. Then the invasion of Afghanistan was the first step. Then the invasion of Iraq was the first step. Now Israel vs Hizb'allah is the first step? Either there is no plan to take over the muslim world and it's all just in the heads of the peaceniks and islamists, or the Zionists / Americans need to hire a consultant, go to a wilderness retreat for a weekend, do some team-building and motivational exercises and get their act together.
Posted by: Graeme at August 04, 2006 05:15 AM (VlEaC)
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 04, 2006 09:08 AM (v3I+x)
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Right on Howie,
Israel watches the Iranian army take over Southern Lebanon and stockpile 10’s of thousands of rockets and weapons for 5 years.
AND THEY ACTUALLY HAD A PLAN TO DEAL WITH THIS WHEN THE FIRST MURDERING IRIANIAN SURROGATE POPS A ROCKET INTO AN NEIGHBOORHOOD OF CIVILIANS?
Jeez, the nerve of those JOOOOO’s and Neocons. It’s almost like they believe that nut case in Tehran when he says he wants to wipe Israel off the map.
Posted by: Brad at August 04, 2006 10:02 AM (6mUkl)
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Excellent point, Brad, but the Leftists don't want to hear the truth, or even acknowledge it when it's as obvious as the nose on their stupid faces. Preparation is the key to success, but I guess a Leftist wouldn't know that. Or so it seems, although I have a problem believing them to be that stupid, and am about to come around to Maxie's view that they are all a bunch of traitors.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 04, 2006 10:19 AM (rUyw4)
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Chomsky doesn't use that kind of language (although I'm sure he believes it), so not him. Also, there's nothing about eeevil Rethugglikkkans, so it's not Deb Frisch. I'm guessing Ward Churchill.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at August 04, 2006 10:42 AM (8e/V4)
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Ok, the comments should be about who said it, but...
Why would the US want the middle east? I mean, if we owned it and we were what is claimed, we could drain it dry in a decade and then what....glass factories? I'd personally want everything north of Panama to Santa's Village...let Europe have it...
Posted by: Tracy Coyle at August 04, 2006 01:09 PM (YWenp)
Roosevelt was an inept coward, for doing nothing while over 2000 Americans were slaughtered at Pearl Harbor. Not to mention that whole Depression and Dust Bowl thing.
Truman was an inept coward, for not allowing Patton to kick those Commie bastards the hell out of Eastern Europe when he had a chance.
JFK was an inept coward, for sending expatirate Cubans to die at the Bay of Pigs, and not backing them up with real American firepower.
Johnson was an inept coward, by merely escalating the Vietnam Police Action, instead of pounding the unholy piss out of North Vietnam.
Carter was an inept coward. Period.
Clinton was an inept coward, for tossing off to internet porn while the WTC was being bombed the first time. And for the lack of military response to the sudden bloom of jihadist terrorism that miraculously appeared during his administration. And there's that Mogadishu thing.
Could I throw Republican presidents in? Oh, of course. Thanks to Eisenhower, the Korean war was never ended. Reagan didn't invade Lebanon after Hezbollah killed 241 Marines, and Bush Sr. let Saddam remain in Iraq.
But since the Kos Diarrheaist is trying to make the case that the current administration is a bunch of cowards for not shooting down civilian airliners, I merely respond with my own moonbat theories of Democrat administrations.
Hell, you could even make the case, if you were this Kos diarist, that George Washington was an inept, cowardly president.
Apparently, the "reality based" part of the Reality Based Community is what psychologists call "Stuck On Stupid Syndrome."
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All true...except first WTC bombing was before Al Gore put the finishing touches on the Internet so Bill probably employed a copy of Juggs.
Posted by: liberrocky at August 04, 2006 03:40 AM (f42F9)
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AL GORE is a inept blabbering big mouth who thinks that the world was made the day he was born and will end the day he dies a egotistical blabber mouth and a complete baffoon
Posted by: sandpiper at August 04, 2006 08:57 AM (UwJcR)
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The difference Vinnie is that everything you wrote is perfectly true and factual.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 04, 2006 09:10 AM (v3I+x)
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Jimmy boy should have pushed the button immediately after the hostages were taken, or at least after the Desert One fiasco. Policy should have been that we don't deal with pussys that take hostages, should have said release them or else and when they didn't, should have pushed the button and turned Tehran into a big glass bowl.
Posted by: memphis761 at August 04, 2006 09:38 AM (D3+20)
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FDR's son, Jimmy, wrote that the evening of Dec. 7, 1941. AFTER the news of Pearl Harbor had reached the White house, he encountered his dad in his study looking at his stamp collection. Wonder what Michael Moore would have made of that....
Posted by: MKL at August 05, 2006 09:58 AM (YBWhz)
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"JFK was an inept coward, for sending expatirate Cubans to die at the Bay of Pigs, and not backing them up with real American firepower."
By today's standards JFK would be considered a right-wing extremist.
Posted by: Damien Baphomet at August 06, 2006 06:40 AM (/l14s)
Did You Know?
Tonight was National Night Out Against Crimeâ„¢.
Apparently, people all over the nation turned on their porch lights, went outside, and greeted their neighbors in order to show criminals of all stripes that actual people lived in the homes that they preyed upon.
I thought it sounded like fun at first, but I had guns to clean and knives to sharpen.
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Bob, Scott, jd and the rest all came out tonight.
Posted by: Darth Vag at August 01, 2006 11:34 PM (+nlyI)
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I make it a point to go out and greet most of my neighbors every evening.
I especially enjoy greeting the two muzzie families with my middle finger while telling them their lawns look like shit!
Worst freakin possible neighbors those douchebags.
Posted by: Max Power at August 02, 2006 12:42 AM (dpUkO)
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Luckily, most of my neighborhood is retired military. We don't have any crime here. Everyone has guns. The worst thing that's happened in 10 years here is a couple cars got egged one night and our mailbox got nailed once by some prankster kids. All the neighbors know each other and talk everyday.
A friend came to our house once and asked, "What is this? Freakin' Mayberry?". He couldn't believe that people waved at him as he drove down the street and accused us of paying them to do it. ;-)
Posted by: Oyster at August 02, 2006 07:04 AM (YudAC)
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Same here, Oyster, I live in a small city and everybody in our neighborhood knows everyone, and of course, you know that guns are second nature to us Texans. So no crime, except my yard got rolled three times last year, and someone wrote on my son's truck with a bar of soap.
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 02, 2006 10:24 AM (rUyw4)
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Yes, sit there in your little holes, sharpening your authentic replica samurai swords and fondling your big, impressive, black guns. Sit there, trembling, alone, waiting for the A-rabs, or Mexicans, or whoever it is, this week, to start trying to kick down your reinforced steel doors. Sit there, naked, in front of your computers, gnashing your teeth to the latest news reports of the coming rapture. Sit there, while your neighbours are outside having a PARTY. What lives...
Posted by: Mmaarrkk at August 02, 2006 11:27 AM (9ekJG)
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I often sit naked in front of my computer - but I'm sure as shit NOT gnashing my teeth over the latest news reports of the coming rapure. My technical meditation sesions always involve my "authentic replica samurai sword" and something else coming.
You were close Markie!
Posted by: Barney Coppersmith at August 02, 2006 01:20 PM (R4293)
Posted by: Greyrooster at August 02, 2006 08:18 PM (XqAoh)
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Maarrkk, who's scared, and what the hell are you talking about? Read your comment and then tell me what the hell it has to do with anything that was said on this thread? Can you read?
Posted by: jesusland joe at August 02, 2006 08:45 PM (rUyw4)
TROOPS
Front-line troops in the desert, far from home, working hard to maintain some semblance of order while the planet goes to hell around them. Sounds strangely familiar...
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Damn,
I thought he had given up on this one and gone on to bigger things.
Someone told me he was looking for the link between a couple of deaths around Scotland and the Pacific Northwest. I guess dude is pretty sure there is a connection between that Lock Ness creature and Bigfoot (What we in the Northwest US call Sasquatch).
AND... That whole Lunar landing thing in 1969.... You guessed it ...BULLSHIT!. I heard on good authority (Carl Everett from the Seattle Mariners) that that is all crap. The man put this show on to distract us from Vietnam.
When do we get the Truth?
Fucking Bush
Posted by: Brad at July 23, 2006 11:13 PM (6mUkl)
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Brad, you're clearly a noobie moonbat- your supposed to say "Chimpy McHaliburton BusHitler".
Posted by: QC at July 23, 2006 11:27 PM (dIfqQ)
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I am immune from the mind control beams because I have my tin foil hat on.
Posted by: Randman at July 23, 2006 11:36 PM (Sal3J)
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For your next trick, Vinnie, why don't you make fun of a clown? That seems to be about your skill level, if this post is any indication.
Posted by: MiB at July 24, 2006 02:49 AM (SsNTi)
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He is making fun of a clown, MiB. That clown Greg.
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 24, 2006 06:59 AM (rUyw4)
Whats next, Vinnie? Are you going to make fun of his bulbous, red nose? His absurd facial expression? His strangely colored, unkempt hair? Perhaps his ill-fitting clothes?
Perhaps a rousing, challenging hunt - fish in a barrel - is next?
If anyone actually takes the clown seriously, then they're already way off on the loony end. And then you go wasting a whole blog post giving him attention he doesn't deserve, at all.
I thought you were onto something but Jihad is what the enemy yells when they attack. They are trained to use the sound of our troops noticing them, "Yeehaaaww!!!" as a retreat bugle.
You would too
Posted by: Howie at July 24, 2006 12:54 PM (D3+20)
MiB has a good point. Why bother with greg. I don't waste any bytes on him. Why even acknowlege his existance with a topic thread?
Vinnie - pick on someone your own size! greg's only 4'2" and drolls when he types.
Posted by: hondo at July 24, 2006 01:14 PM (MVgHp)
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Why not pick on greg? He can dish it out of his tinfoil covered, cracked pot-O-conspiracy theories, but he, like others of his kind, can't stand the light of day, and scurries into a crevice when the lights come on.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 24, 2006 03:09 PM (v3I+x)
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For the same reason no one of note interacts with you, IM. You're too stupid and small to warrant the attention.
Posted by: hondo at July 24, 2006 04:41 PM (MVgHp)
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Nobody interacts with me, eh MiB? You'd better tell that to JJ, JC, Oyster, Hondo, Greyrooster, Forrest, Vinnie, et al, because I don't think they got the memo.
So you pissed in your wheaties this morning anyway? Your arguments, while obviously products of great labor on your part, are telling of your limited experience of the world, and the way you swing back and forth on issues shows that you are confused and have little idea of what you speak. Also, you come across as a bratty punk. Grow up some and get back to me.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 24, 2006 05:17 PM (v3I+x)
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Actually, Greg is nothing but a cowardly little turd. He really is beneath our notice, but every once in a while I like to punch on Greg the punching bag. It's fun. But not too often, hondo, because when you punch a turd, you have to watch out for the flying shit.
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 24, 2006 07:41 PM (rUyw4)
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MiB, there are some characters on this blog, and Maxie is one of them. If I wanted to go to a bland blog with no controversy or provocative statements, I would go to Powerline. But I really like the characters here, including IM, greyrooster, hondo, forest hunter, and many others. We do have the calming influence and wisdom of Oyster, and the intelligence of Carlos, davec, Graeme, and you, for that matter. Brad always adds humor, wisdom, and perspective. My point, MiB, is that I would not change anyone on this blog, because it is a dichotomy of what I love about America. What a varied and wonderful people we are.
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 24, 2006 07:52 PM (rUyw4)
Not A Caption Contest
Surfing around looking for some war porn, I found this.
The actual caption of the photo:
Athlete Kathy Brennan (R) of Washington, D.C., helps to apply tanner on Forrest of Ferndale, Michigan, before the Physique competition during Gay Games VII in Evanston, Illinois, July 18, 2006. REUTERS/John Gress (UNITED STATES)
Which is why using it for a caption contest is pointless. Nothing could beat the actual caption.
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Are these the Turks who have been messing with the Jawa report?
Posted by: Brad at July 21, 2006 07:30 PM (6mUkl)
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Nah, Brad, I think this is Professor Peter von Nostrand putting tanning lotion on his manbitch. Or is it the other way around? Who knows and who cares, outside of the liberal/leftist alliance that is? Their Muslim buddies would not approve, or perhaps they would, as these Islamists are as crazy as a run-over dog.
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 21, 2006 07:39 PM (rUyw4)
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Islam and that whole back door thing, just one more part of the ROP I don't get.
Wait, now I begin to see the reason for the left/Islamic alliance.
Peter, it all makes sense now.
Posted by: Brad at July 21, 2006 07:44 PM (6mUkl)
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FYI to those who are interested in such matters.....
64% of the American public believes Saddam Hussein had STRONG links to al Qaeda. Looks like Saddam's latest letter to the contrary might not convince a whole lot of people either.
More here http://regimeofterror.com/archives/2006/07/harris_poll_64_americans_belie/
Posted by: jimpo at July 22, 2006 08:43 AM (t0Tky)
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FYI rob, the phrase "bless your heart" is a Southern colloquialism which loosely means "you poor dumbass". It conveys empathy and pity, or loathing and disgust, or a combination. In your case, it's just pity.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 22, 2006 09:03 AM (v3I+x)
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 22, 2006 01:11 PM (rUyw4)
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"Bwooby heww! My pierthing ith caughp om yourth!"
Posted by: alexa at July 22, 2006 03:10 PM (SeJsF)
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What is it with queers and minorities that they can't just participate in society's activities with everyone else? They claim they want to be accepted into the mainstream, and then promptly exclude the mainstream from "them only" events. To hell with queers and to hell with whiney minorities - hypocrites all. I'm going to start a straight, white, male only club and listen to the bitching.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 22, 2006 07:25 PM (v3I+x)
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Ok, Maxie, I'm in, but Carlos has to be a member as well. He gets jd's seat.
Posted by: jesusland joe at July 22, 2006 07:52 PM (rUyw4)
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Evacuees spray for crabs after leaving Lebanon.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at July 22, 2006 08:14 PM (jwbRD)
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JC and maxi. Save your keyboard because the school yard insults are all that deserves pity. Come up with a real argument or discussion (other than I’ve got a gun!!) and give us all a surprise. I really don’t need to go down south in search of anything, especially bad English.
Posted by: Lonevoice at July 21, 2006 12:18 AM (QnxoD)
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Isn't Michelle even a little concerned over the large number of men she has made blind from her display?
Mat 5:28-29 . . .I tell you that everyone who gazes at a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.
If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole body to be cast into Gehenna.
Or, God forbid, an amputee?
Mat 5:30 If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole body to be cast into Gehenna.
(and we needn't get all gross and explain WHAT that right hand was doing, now do we?)
Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at July 21, 2006 02:32 AM (2ehsl)
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Has Chris at Home in Mindanao exhausted his load after jerking off to this video of multiparous Malkin?
Or did he finally, by the grace Al-Lat, get shit-canned from this site?
Posted by: Darth Vag at July 21, 2006 07:13 AM (mE1tx)
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My Dearest Michelle, not that I know your husband and I'm sure he's a nice guy and a great father and all ... but if you dump that loser, I can show you a life you can't possibly dream of - a life of povery and, uh, experimentation.
"Michelle....*sigh* - Lonevoice
Posted by: slug at July 21, 2006 12:11 PM (qN3gj)
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you guys need to get out and see some good looking women, get calibrated, reload the old B.O.M.B.
Beat
Off
Memory
Bank
Posted by: haywood jablowmi at July 21, 2006 02:48 PM (VUmVc)
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Idiots! The whole point is missed by the flagrant teasing and sexuality! Any fool knows the way to alter the Earth's orbit is to install gigantic electromagnets way high up in the sky! Now, back to the video ... my left hand knoweth not what my right hand doeth ....
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 22, 2006 03:04 AM (gLMre)
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She's reasonably hot, but fails to see that some of the people she thinks are serious are joking about the mock zeal conservative joke with liberal mock zeal. It's like an irony war, in which conservatives mock liberal shibboleths, and liberals mock them back, which conservatives then pretend to see as liberals being fooled by conservative mockery.
More importantly, if global warming turns out to be half as dangerous as many scientists think, these videos will be a crushing indictment of the anti-science movement in conservatism. On the other hand, if it turns out to be a total bust, like the new Ice Age some climatologists were preaching in the 60s and 70s, or the total collapse of most natural resources predicted for the 80s and 90s, Al Gore and his supporters are going to look pretty stupid.
We should know in less than ten years, I think.
Posted by: jd at July 22, 2006 11:09 AM (DQYHA)
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So much for Malkin's self-righteous rants against the "Girls Gone Wild"
culture that she once conflated with Ana Marie Cox. Oh wait, I get it,
it's COMEDY, "Daily Show"-style, right? Just like watching Michelle
wolf down lots of food to make fun of Cindy Sheehan's hunger strike
protest last week is "comedy." How embarrassing. She's not funny, and
she's not cute. She's a clueless, crazy bitch, and she's boring.
Posted by: Nordstrom at July 22, 2006 03:50 PM (qmN56)
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Nerdstroke is having a hissy fit cause Michelle is not wearing their line of fashionwear!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 12:09 AM (gLMre)
Who wants to worship a party-pooper god like that?!
Posted by: MegaTroopX at July 23, 2006 10:29 AM (v5fbO)
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I have been experimenting with the Earth's orbit. I have discovered that by knocking the Moon off course with a 2000 ton missle with a little " English " would give it a nice spin. The resulting disruption in magnetic field would give sort of a strobe light effect on the Earth's magnetic field and drag Earth along with it gradually away from the Sun. Then glaciers will reform, seagulls will fuck again and we can go back to sipping pina coladas on the beaches!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 10:23 PM (gLMre)
Vader Finally Snaps
Picture this: a young kid with a good start on a decent racing career is absconded by a strange religious cult of "celibate" men. He spends his childhood years being "trained" in submission to the dominance of his cult "masters" while his mom languishes as a slave in a desert hellhole. The cultists assure the boy that his mother's just fine--up until the point that she's slaughtered by desert barbarians. After it's discovered that the kid's been secretly carrying on with a woman, he's brutally beaten by his "master" and left by a river to die. He survived, but can we really be surprised if he has a few "issues"?
The Jedi open the world of the force to a slave boy, freeing him, and averting a galactic war. Vader kills younglings and (accidentally)his own wife!!!
You tryin' to tell me that Vader's the victim?!?
That's Sith--it!!
Posted by: Jedi Davion at July 16, 2006 11:56 PM (wGVNM)
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Don't you guys get it? It's a scathing critique of the truth-twisting properties of the victimization mentality. And piss-your-pants-funny.
Posted by: Falcon at July 17, 2006 12:12 AM (y0GfP)
You've been listening to too much cult propaganda. The old Republic was clearly an unworkable disaster. Unfortunately, the cult members were too brainwashed and steeped in the old ways to accept reform, so they had to go.
Posted by: The All-Seeing Eye at July 17, 2006 12:09 PM (c/4ax)
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þeklindeki meta etiketi sayfayý yönlendirmekte kullanýlýr. Bu etikete göre sayfa 5 saniye sonra http://siteadý.com/hacked adresine yönlendirilecektir. Burada yer alan 5 saniye cinsinden deðerdir.
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What a great morning out here. Not a ripple on the water. 21 knots and not a bump.
New Orleans terrorist report for this week.
Number innocent people killed by.
Blacks 19.
Hispanics 0
Whites 0
Asians 0
Muslims 0
Jews 0
KKK 0.
National Guard 0
Police 0
Posted by: greyrooster at July 14, 2006 05:44 AM (LEW+Y)
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Obviously a racist report to be ignored. What we need now is to call the reporter an ignorant racist. That will cure the problem. Oh! Wait. We've tried that for the last 30 yrs.
Can't wait to get to Biloxi and hit the crap tables. A couple of our Casinos have reopened. Plenty of room at the Grand casino marina. If you can find it. Last I heard it was two blocks north on top of the Holiday Inn. And just think, hurricane season is here.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 14, 2006 05:52 AM (LEW+Y)
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You'd seem more legitimate if you didn't try to base your claims on the utterly unscientific point of view that the criminality prevalent in black culture is due to their genetics.
Posted by: MiB at July 14, 2006 12:01 PM (6jwxg)
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All I did was post the numbers.
Did I say genetics. I allready told you that it was caused by white liberals and cowards like all-seeing-eyediot.
Posted by: greyrooster at July 14, 2006 08:52 PM (pkrE/)
IMAO : Does Israel Have a Right to Exist?
In the midst of chaos, a bit of levity from IMAO:
Israel is currently attacking everyone in sight for some crazy Jewish reason. How much longer until they expand their violent outburst and attack the U.S. too? They've already run over one American, Rachel Corrie, with a bulldozer, and you know they're revving their engines ready to get the rest of us.
Middle Eastern scholars have long argued that Israel should not exist and that they should all be pushed into the sea. This is a reasonable stance if you look at all the facts.
FACT: The first terrorist in history was actually a Jew. His name was Moses, and he plotted to overthrow the Egyptian government with various biological warfare attacks.
FACT: After Moses stole all the Egyptian Jews and led them to their "promised land" (which was somewhere in Europe), no Jew ever set foot in the Middle East until the 1940s.
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Mohammedans like to cut throats in the name of the Religion of Peace.
Posted by: Darth Vag at July 13, 2006 07:18 PM (+nlyI)
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Thos Muhammadeans are knows as muslims. They don't cut throats, only a certain crazy sect called wahhabism does. Go look it up. Israel has every right to exist. But it seems they're policies are becoming a bit too nationalist.
Posted by: Some Dude at July 13, 2006 08:00 PM (llVQM)
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What a bunch of bull shit. Maybe next time those moon god worshipping POS will not kidnap, and kill those jewish folks. I hope Israel beats the living dog crap out of everyone of those terrorist bastards.
Posted by: Leatherneck at July 13, 2006 08:04 PM (8uWFo)
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Do you remember? Do you remember how you felt when you saw that tower fall? Do you?
I do. Total and undenied submission for the perps. We knew quickly that it was al-Qaeda (WTF kinda spelling rule is that?) My original thought was 3-thousand for everyone of our dead. And at that time I thought it was possible that 15- to 30-thousand were dead.
I'm still angry at those b@@@ards. Do I want a "proportional" response from Israel? Yeah...if they follow my rule of 3kper.
Do not tread on me.
Posted by: OregonGuy at July 13, 2006 08:16 PM (czPiw)
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I thought the Jewish "promised land" was New Jersy
Posted by: Amos at July 13, 2006 11:26 PM (0KIGn)
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Israel attacked the U.S. already -- the U.S.S. Liberty during the 1967 war. It was a horrific attack.
Posted by: IB Bill at July 14, 2006 08:21 AM (6WcMd)
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IB Bill, wasn't it in 1973? Oregonguy, I was was 5 blocks away from the towers. It was a horrible day. Those al-Qaeda fascists who don't know what true Islam is will pay dearly. And leatherneck, Islam is not polytheistic. Muslims beleive in all of the same prophets as Judaism and Christianity and believe in the same God as Judaism and Christianity.
Posted by: Some Dude at July 14, 2006 12:29 PM (llVQM)
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Muslims are monotheistic but they certainly don't believe in the same God as Christians, who believe Jesus to be God as opposed to a mere prophet.
Posted by: YBP at July 14, 2006 02:49 PM (gZnyq)
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That's true. Jesus wasn't the son of God, but he plays an important role in the Quran. I think Islam just has a slightly different interpretation of God or Allah.
Posted by: Some Dude at July 14, 2006 05:17 PM (llVQM)
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Some Dude you idiot. Get a dictionary so you can get the meaning of what YBP said. YBP?
Bourbon is that you?
Posted by: greyrooster at July 14, 2006 05:38 PM (pkrE/)
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greyrooster, I understood what he said. Muslims and Christians believe in the same God, but they just have one slightly different interpretation, and that's about Jesus. Muslims think that Jesus didn't die, that it was actually Judas and that God tricked the Romans. Otherwise Muslims and Christians can agree on everything.
Posted by: Some Dude at July 15, 2006 10:58 AM (llVQM)
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 17, 2006 06:41 PM (gLMre)
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FACT: All-seeing eye has been swallowing too much of something and watching too much Chronicles of Narnia!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 17, 2006 06:44 PM (gLMre)
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FACT: I realized too late that there was more to this posting than meets the eye! This posting was for brevity and not from the pen of All-seeing eye! Sorry for venting on you All-seeing eye! I have taken a shot at the messenger and I apologize for that! My haranguement was meant for whoever views Moses as stealing the Jewish slaves from the Egyptians. God will most likely ream those blasphemizers a new one anyway!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 17, 2006 07:48 PM (gLMre)
Some Dude: Saying that Jesus is not God is not a SLIGHT difference. And there is much else that differs as well (God's revealed word as the Bible and not the Koran, the Mass, the authority given to the papacy, etc.)
Posted by: YBP at July 18, 2006 08:47 AM (gZnyq)
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P.S. The whole of Christianity hinges upon Christ's death (and resurrection), thus freeing His believers from (spiritual) death. No death=no Christianity.
Posted by: (YBP) youngbourbonprofessional at July 18, 2006 08:50 AM (gZnyq)
IMDB:When Luke and Han are fighting storm troopers while trapped in the corridor leading to Leia's prison cell, make-up can be seen smeared all over the collar of the storm trooper suit that Han is wearing.
Toilet Humor
Because that is the kind of blogger I am.
“Gee folks…you wash your hands when they are dirty, don’t you? You wouldn’t wipe dirt off your hands like this, would you? Well, duh, using only paper ain’t gonna work. Your ass really demands you wash it with water too.” Well, you know, she does have a point.
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Didn't I see two young men in white shirts, and black tie the other day doing something with what appeared to be a Koran? I believe I did, and if I remember correctly, I sat up my camo chair, and drank a few cold ones while it was happening.
Posted by: Leatherneck at July 12, 2006 04:47 PM (8uWFo)
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I think it was the "dumped it outside of a mosque" that could cause problems.
KKK burning crosses is ok. Burning 'em on the front lawn of a church - not so much.
Posted by: guy at July 12, 2006 05:44 PM (ojohs)
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Actually, my sources tell me Rusty is passed out in a pool of his own vomit in an alley somewhere near Westwood.
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The wonderful Knights of the Klan had nothing to do with such crap. We would shoot the members of the mosque. They shoot at the koran, I piss on it.
AND WHO IN THE HELL SAID A mosque IS A CHURCH ANYWAY?
Posted by: greyrooster at July 12, 2006 09:12 PM (zDBgv)
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I have known for a while the the Feds would take the side of the muslims when the shooting starts, and this act of dhimmitude just proves it. Our own government is our worst enemy because they side with the enemy against us. Traitors all.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 13, 2006 06:04 AM (v3I+x)
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You mean that wasn't Rusty being horn reamed by that bull? Damn! It sure did look like him from that angle!
Posted by: hondo at July 13, 2006 10:09 AM (MVgHp)
Popular Science is hosting a fembot gallery.
Happy birthday to ladies man Harrison Ford, 64. Of course there could be other explanations for this...:
