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July 20, 2006

Michelle Destroys the Earth

Today on HotAir, Michelle sets in motion the destruction of Planet Earth by throwing it off its finely-balanced orbit.

She also shows off her wicked dance moves. In short shorts.

Posted by: Ragnar at 05:02 PM | Comments (16) | Add Comment
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1 It's the right-wing Man Show.

Think about it....

Posted by: RS at July 20, 2006 05:36 PM (simOF)

2 Damn it shes hot and she knows it. what a tease.

Posted by: Jimmy the Dhimmi at July 20, 2006 06:46 PM (CI4Lt)

3 Eye: You reckon she would be interested to see that post about her on that Jawawatch thingy where they totally misrepresent this story?

Posted by: Howie at July 20, 2006 07:29 PM (TDG1M)

4 Michelle Malkin in shorts and on a trampoline....

Man... It's almost exactly like a dream I once had...

Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon at July 20, 2006 08:25 PM (j35aR)

5 Howie -

I'm appalled that they'd misrepresent her like that, but I set 'em straight.

Posted by: The All-Seeing Eye at July 20, 2006 08:31 PM (c/4ax)

6 Michelle....*sigh*

(repeat)

Posted by: Lonevoice at July 21, 2006 12:18 AM (QnxoD)

7 Isn't Michelle even a little concerned over the large number of men she has made blind from her display?

Mat 5:28-29 . . .I tell you that everyone who gazes at a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.
If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole body to be cast into Gehenna.

Or, God forbid, an amputee?
Mat 5:30 If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole body to be cast into Gehenna.
(and we needn't get all gross and explain WHAT that right hand was doing, now do we?)

Posted by: Ansar al-Kufir at July 21, 2006 02:32 AM (2ehsl)

8 Has Chris at Home in Mindanao exhausted his load after jerking off to this video of multiparous Malkin?

Or did he finally, by the grace Al-Lat, get shit-canned from this site?

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 21, 2006 07:13 AM (mE1tx)

9 My Dearest Michelle, not that I know your husband and I'm sure he's a nice guy and a great father and all ... but if you dump that loser, I can show you a life you can't possibly dream of - a life of povery and, uh, experimentation.

"Michelle....*sigh* - Lonevoice

Posted by: slug at July 21, 2006 12:11 PM (qN3gj)

10 you guys need to get out and see some good looking women, get calibrated, reload the old B.O.M.B.

Beat
Off
Memory
Bank

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at July 21, 2006 02:48 PM (VUmVc)

11 Idiots! The whole point is missed by the flagrant teasing and sexuality! Any fool knows the way to alter the Earth's orbit is to install gigantic electromagnets way high up in the sky! Now, back to the video ... my left hand knoweth not what my right hand doeth ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 22, 2006 03:04 AM (gLMre)

12 She's reasonably hot, but fails to see that some of the people she thinks are serious are joking about the mock zeal conservative joke with liberal mock zeal. It's like an irony war, in which conservatives mock liberal shibboleths, and liberals mock them back, which conservatives then pretend to see as liberals being fooled by conservative mockery.

More importantly, if global warming turns out to be half as dangerous as many scientists think, these videos will be a crushing indictment of the anti-science movement in conservatism. On the other hand, if it turns out to be a total bust, like the new Ice Age some climatologists were preaching in the 60s and 70s, or the total collapse of most natural resources predicted for the 80s and 90s, Al Gore and his supporters are going to look pretty stupid.

We should know in less than ten years, I think.

Posted by: jd at July 22, 2006 11:09 AM (DQYHA)

13 So much for Malkin's self-righteous rants against the "Girls Gone Wild"
culture that she once conflated with Ana Marie Cox. Oh wait, I get it,
it's COMEDY, "Daily Show"-style, right? Just like watching Michelle
wolf down lots of food to make fun of Cindy Sheehan's hunger strike
protest last week is "comedy." How embarrassing. She's not funny, and
she's not cute. She's a clueless, crazy bitch, and she's boring.

Posted by: Nordstrom at July 22, 2006 03:50 PM (qmN56)

14 Nerdstroke is having a hissy fit cause Michelle is not wearing their line of fashionwear!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 12:09 AM (gLMre)

15 Ansar:

All the more reason to be an atheist.

Who wants to worship a party-pooper god like that?!

Posted by: MegaTroopX at July 23, 2006 10:29 AM (v5fbO)

16 I have been experimenting with the Earth's orbit. I have discovered that by knocking the Moon off course with a 2000 ton missle with a little " English " would give it a nice spin. The resulting disruption in magnetic field would give sort of a strobe light effect on the Earth's magnetic field and drag Earth along with it gradually away from the Sun. Then glaciers will reform, seagulls will fuck again and we can go back to sipping pina coladas on the beaches!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 23, 2006 10:23 PM (gLMre)

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