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September 10, 2005

Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Ang Lee's "Brokeback Mountain", a tale of homosexual love in the mountains of Wyoming, won the Venice International Film Festiva's Golden Lion award today. Once again proving that everything Eric Cartman ever says is always true.

The movie is adapted from a story by Annie Proulx and stars Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as love-struck cowboys whose forbidden affair begins in 1963 and ends 20 years later. The director described the low-budget indie flick, shot in Canada to save money, as a story of love against adversity. (Reuters).

The AP describes the as being full of sweeping vistas, lonesome men, bucking broncos and smoldering campfires. It also has sex scenes between two men whose lives are changed, disturbed and entwined after being hired to tend sheep for a summer in Wyoming.

As of this writing, it is not known how much pudding is consumed in the film.

Actual South Park dialogue, describing the South Park Film Festival:

Cartman: No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Wenday: No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system. They're movies without all the glitch and glamour of Hollywood.

Cartman: Well, you show one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Parker and Stone, modern prophets........

UPDATE: Kevin Aylward finds audio of part of the dialogue as well as a very Beavis and Butthead quote to go along with it.

Posted by: Rusty at 09:57 PM | Comments (19) | Add Comment
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1 after being hired to tend sheep for a summer in Wyoming." Ride em cowboy! I mean, really. I saw the previews for this last weekend. Just bizarre.

Posted by: Redhand at September 10, 2005 10:22 PM (TrmBs)

2 Doesn't sound as good as the Terrance and Phillip movie.

Posted by: Maureen at September 10, 2005 10:49 PM (ny5O/)

3 no kidding. But it really depends on the flavor of pudding...

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 10, 2005 10:56 PM (Y85WC)

4 Dude, what about those times when Cartman called Butters a wus? Clearly those aren't true.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 10, 2005 11:27 PM (OuoFI)

5 Goofy fools, now you know what Cheney has been riding and whipping - rawhide!

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 11, 2005 12:22 AM (TAhhF)

6 What do you F***ers have against pudding anyway?

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2005 05:20 AM (7GWni)

7 I like tapioca. And I'm not even gay.

Posted by: Oyster at September 11, 2005 07:09 AM (YudAC)

8 Thanks to liberals, there will never be another Da Vinci or Michaelangelo. It's so ironic; they claim to be the sole guardians of culture, but all they do is destroy it.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at September 11, 2005 08:55 AM (0yYS2)

9 nothing but another garbage film i wont be wasting my money on to watch...oh well, thank God mankind invented DVD's....ill just watch my Clint Eastwood and John Wayne movies, thank you very much

Posted by: THANOS35 at September 11, 2005 08:58 AM (QtMud)

10 Yeah and these damn awards hows everywhere are getting pretty crappy everywhere you go why bother even watching any of them at all

Posted by: sandpiper at September 11, 2005 09:43 AM (fOAmE)

11 If they were hired to tend sheep wouldn't that make them sheepboys? Or sheeppokes? Strictly speaking there's supposedly a difference between cowboys, who do all kinds of work on a cattle ranch including fence mending, shepherding, mechanical stuff, etc. and buckaroos who only do directly cattle-related stuff on horseback, like roping, etc. Professionally at least, they're two rather different populations. Cowboys compete on the rodeo circuit, which is pretty large with big prizes. The buckaroo circuit is pretty small, but probably more authentic in terms of what the real West was all about. No bull riding or any of that nonsense, and the gear is also authentic.

Posted by: Demosophist at September 11, 2005 12:14 PM (yWkpr)

12 DSM: "Goofy fools, now you know what Cheney has been riding and whipping - rawhide!"

Since you are the resident expert on the "rough trade", DSM, we should defer to your analysis.

Posted by: File Closer at September 11, 2005 12:41 PM (tDflA)

13 Maybe Dr Rusty Shackleford is homophobic. So many hetero's also eat pudding, but I don't see you making a comment on that. Fudgepacking is also a common heterosexual pursuit. I reckon there are more heterosexual fudgepackers than there are homosexual fudgepackers in this world.

Posted by: smithie at September 11, 2005 06:56 PM (crFUg)

14 Smithie: Haven't you been paying attention? Rusty isn't homophobic, just so long as it's good gay and not bad gay.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 11, 2005 09:20 PM (Ci53b)

15 It's goddamn Cheney as a youth, whippin' away until the cows come home.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at September 12, 2005 07:26 AM (TAhhF)

16 Mmmmmmmm, pudding.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at September 12, 2005 07:52 AM (JQjhA)

17 REAL COWBOYS DONT EAT GARDEN BURGERS

Posted by: sandpiper at September 12, 2005 09:02 AM (7/75z)

18 Hey Improbulus Maximus...

I don't understand what you are trying to say there.... what does liberals have to do with destroying culture?

But I'm glad you did mention Michelangelo, who was, besides being a reknown cultural artist of his day, also happened to be homosexual - go figure?

Posted by: Epiricurian at September 12, 2005 02:45 PM (tcN+G)

19 Sorry for being such a slut...(remember me Improbulus?)..but I am quite sure that Leo-nard-o da Vinci was, and probably still is, a homosexual gay kind of faggot type person, too. And they were Italian. He invented Liberalism, and finally:

HE LOVED PUDDING!!!

Posted by: Bruce Michielsen at September 15, 2005 07:10 PM (7GWni)

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