September 05, 2007

Jawa Report Now Famous, Mentioned on O'Reilly (UPDATE: Now with video!)

Our minions, or should I say minion, Mike Pechar tells me that Mary Katherine Ham gave The Jawa Report a mention on O'Reilly's show.

Mary Katherine Ham via Townhall: I'm on O'Reilly in a few, talking about the Internets. After that, I'll be live-blogging the debate, I reckon. And, then maybe Fred's Leno appearance. The fun never ends!

H/t to Jawa Report and Hot Air

Looks like she found our post on Omar The Goat Humping Bakri Muhammad via AllahP at Hot Air. Cool.

Mary was talking about this story about an al-Qaeda video that mentions Justin Timberlake

In other news, wiki-trolls have had our wikipedia entry deleted because we are, excuse me, were irrelevant. I reckon we should get that back now?

Some liberal trolls also immediately accused Mary Katherine of blogwhoring so I filed this under Ministry of Blog Pimpage.

UPDATE: We now have video! Thanks, once again, to AllahP for the video. I'd just link his embed but let's face it, he needs the traffic like I need a lighter teaching load.

UPDATE: Finally was able to watch it. Our university regulates bandwidth so that while they don't officially censor Youtube, they make watching Youtube videos so excruciatingly slow that I usually don't bother. Hence, all the Divx and Liveleak videos, that the university software simply doesn't pick up as high usage sites.

But, after watching it, let me just say that Mary Kate was most gracious in the shout out. Her actual words were "it happens frequently and if you want to keep track of it places like The Jawa Report and HotAir.com are great for informing you about the real threats that come from these guys on our own internet sites."

Sweet. more...

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June 26, 2007

Real American Heroes

Well, okay, so he's not American. He's not a hero, either.

Even so, since he's returned to photographic glory, it's time for a trip down memory lane with a nice retrospective.

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May 17, 2007

Find A Happy Place Find A Happy Place FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!

With the insane illegal immigrant amnesty bill practically in the bag, release that pent-up animosity by helping Hillary! choose her campaign theme song.

I'm going no comments here because you should leave your choices there.

Update: If that doesn't help you find a happy place, maybe you should talk to God.

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May 11, 2007

You've Come A Long Way, Baby

Pam at Iraq War Today may not yet attain warmongering bigot status soon, but she's getting there with this nice rant.

Really, though, sweetie, you should strive for the lofty heights of Zionist Whore instead.

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April 25, 2007

Just One Person

As usual, I'm late to the party.

So, just go read it.

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Vote For Linda

Good personal friend of mine, and friend of the Jawa Report, not to mention filthy Zionist Whore Linda from Something...And Half Of Something has been nominated for the Jewish/Israeli Blog Awards.

Vote for her here, here, and here.

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April 06, 2007

The Letter Was Signed

"Your friend always."

What a great country we live in, that produces people such as this.

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March 24, 2007

Miss USA 2007 Crowned, Tara Connor's Reign Ends

missusarightwinsjawa.jpgIt’s a shame to see Tara Conner and Katie Rees go, but a new year means a new group of excruciatingly beautiful, talented and intelligent young ladies. Because it’s my Patriotic Duty as an American, Howie surfed up all the bikini pics for you.

Via Yahoo News: LOS ANGELES - Rachel Smith realized she had a real shot at the Miss USA crown when she made it to the top 15. Next up was the swimsuit portion of the pageant, and the journalism graduate from Tennessee told herself: "I'm just going to work it." Smith, 21, ultimately bested 50 other aspiring beauty queens to win the title of Miss USA on Friday night.

The 5-foot, 11-inch-tall brunette is a graduate of Belmont University and a former intern for the production company behind "The Oprah Winfrey Show."

"I'm speechless at this point, I really am," Smith said after the pageant.

Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia competed to succeed Miss USA Tara Conner, who entered rehab after accounts surfaced suggesting she was boozing at New York clubs. The Kentucky native was in danger of losing her crown, but Donald Trump, who co-owns the pageant with NBC, gave her a second chance….

…Smith, of Clarksville, Tenn., edged out top finalists Meagan Yvonne Tandy of California; Cara Renee Gorges of Kansas; Helen Salas of Nevada; and Danielle Lacourse of Rhode Island, who was named the first runner-up.

Yahoo slide show here. (includes lot’s of not bikini pics, why I don’t know…)

Miss USA website complete with galleries and videos of these excruciatingly hot chicks.

Miss USA 2007 From Tennessee Miss Rachel Smith.
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More pics below the fold. more...

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March 13, 2007

Michael Yon's First FOXNEWS Dispatch

Via Foxnews:

Some of the soldiers streaming into Iraq are new to battle; others are serving their second, third and fourth combat tours. Some have fought across Afghanistan, in Africa or in some corner in a secret fight, on a special team of some sort, killing men in jungle camps in South America, in wars few people have heard about.

Around the world, dangerous American soldiers will close in on men tonight and kill them in small battles that will never be discussed. Al Qaeda turned it on but is powerless to turn it off.

Terrorists started this war with killing and are suing for peace with more killing, lashing out at schoolyards, marketplaces and soccer matches, blowing up kids, women and men on their way to work or worship. All to win the battle for headlines, which they are certain to get; the greater the savagery, the bigger the font.

You can read the rest at Michael's blog here. it's very good. Note he finds out he has some very big fans.

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March 12, 2007

You Tube Vid: THEN AND NOW, PART II

Growing up in the Shadow of Radical Islam.


THEN AND NOW, PART II: Growing up in the Shadow of Radical Islam.

Hat Tip: Rsluty

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March 10, 2007

Youtube Vid: al-Mormon


Youtube Video: al-Mormon.
Hat Tip: Macktastic Rusty Wicked via Ghost of a Flea.

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January 23, 2007

For 24 Fans Only

Yeah, what's up with that?

Those of you who saw last season will get the "Bluetooth Man Group" reference.

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January 22, 2007

Good Luck And Godspeed, Mr. Weatherman

What do you think of when you watch your local news and see the meteorologist reporting on the weather?

I would guess...the weather for the next few days? Duh?

Well, one of the weathermen for a local t.v. station has put that behind him in order to put his life on the line for you and me.

Here's his new blog.

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January 18, 2007

Sheer...

...genius!

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December 25, 2006

Love Letters From The Muj

Bill Roggio gets an unexpected email from the owner of Al-Zawraa, Iraq's all jihad, all the time channel.

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December 23, 2006

Just In Time For Ramahanakwanzmas

The 2001 Anthrax attacks....solved!

Hoist your mug of eggnog to moonbatism!

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December 21, 2006

Have Yourself...

... a merry effin' Christmas.

For you lazybutts, even though in addition to surfing the web while you should be working, you're going to suck off your company by taking tomorrow off...

NSFW!!!!

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Peace In The Middle East

Would be a lot closer if someone opened a Child Protective Services office there.

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December 20, 2006

In Which I Thank Rusty and Co....

My original online home, Mein BlogoVault, turned two today...

Thank you to any and all of you Jawa readers who ventured over to the BlogoVault for a dose of the mediocre to Jawa-worthy...

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December 16, 2006

Apology And Thanks

Apology:

We had no idea at the time that we were hiring teh whey bad gay.

Thanks:

For voting for us. If we had all taken the whole thing that seriously, we would have beat you over the head with it for the whole voting period.

Thanks all the same!!

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December 15, 2006

CAIR Shuts Down Blog (Updated: Blame Frank J & IMAO)

Beth has the details.

UPDATE 12/15 by Rusty: I initially hesitated to run the story because one of the things we do here at The Jawa Report is try to get ISPs to take down the kind of websites which openly support the purposeful killing of civilians. We call people like that terror supporters. I seem to recall something called The Bush Doctrine........

Well, it turns out that Vilmar was just linking an "editorial" by Frank J at IMAO. If you don't know IMAO, you should, it's parody. And usually pretty funny.

So, if any website deserves to be shut down, it's not Rightwinghowler, but IMAO. Not for Frank J's parody of racist genocidal maniacs, but because he lets Laurence Simon post about his stupid cats. Personally, and this is not parody, I'm for felinicide: the systematic killing of all kittens. Because all kittens someday grow up to be cats.

Anyway, this is all very ironic since this is the same CAIR which has no problem supporting the genocidal maniacs of Hamas. Brian at Snapped shot has that angle covered.

Update, too, by Vinnie: I fully concur with the boss about the kitten thing. They make great running targets for the 10/22.

Update 2.5 by Rusty: A link, just to screw with Laurence.

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December 08, 2006

Just To Make Things Even

People who shall not be named have been spamming my inbox with emails saying "vote for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Bleah.

So, one time and one time only, I'm asking you Jawa faithful to vote for my home blog, Vince Aut Morire, in the Weblog Awards.

There's not much difference between VAM and Jawa, except I cuss more at home.

I can't promise, however, to stop pimping the Jawa Report.

Oh, yeah, for those that had issues voting, it seems they have been resolved.

Finally, if you really can't hold your nose and click that button for me, then give that vote to Merri Musings, my wife's blog. She's never done nuttin' bad to you.

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December 05, 2006

Kinfolk Said...

...Dr. Germ
Move away from here
Yemen, that's the place you want to be
So she loaded up her truck
And moved to Sanaa
Yemen that is
Corruption, terrorism, Islamofascism
It's a great place to be a former Saddam crony, eh?

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November 30, 2006

She Is The Goddess Of Truth...And Touched In The Head

My friend Linda has this incredible ability to find the goofiest stuff in the intertubes.

First up, Shrek III: Donkey Tours Iraq

And then.... spray on USC football players.

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November 20, 2006

Live And Learn

Hot-linking is bad enough.

Look what happens if you're an Islamotard doing the hot-linking.

It gets even better!

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