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March 24, 2007

Miss USA 2007 Crowned, Tara Connor's Reign Ends

Itâ€™s a shame to see Tara Conner and Katie Rees go, but a new year means a new group of excruciatingly beautiful, talented and intelligent young ladies. Because itâ€™s my Patriotic Duty as an American, Howie surfed up all the bikini pics for you.

Via Yahoo News: LOS ANGELES - Rachel Smith realized she had a real shot at the Miss USA crown when she made it to the top 15. Next up was the swimsuit portion of the pageant, and the journalism graduate from Tennessee told herself: "I'm just going to work it." Smith, 21, ultimately bested 50 other aspiring beauty queens to win the title of Miss USA on Friday night.
The 5-foot, 11-inch-tall brunette is a graduate of Belmont University and a former intern for the production company behind "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
"I'm speechless at this point, I really am," Smith said after the pageant.
Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia competed to succeed Miss USA Tara Conner, who entered rehab after accounts surfaced suggesting she was boozing at New York clubs. The Kentucky native was in danger of losing her crown, but Donald Trump, who co-owns the pageant with NBC, gave her a second chanceâ€¦.
â€¦Smith, of Clarksville, Tenn., edged out top finalists Meagan Yvonne Tandy of California; Cara Renee Gorges of Kansas; Helen Salas of Nevada; and Danielle Lacourse of Rhode Island, who was named the first runner-up.

Yahoo slide show here. (includes lotâ€™s of not bikini pics, why I donâ€™t knowâ€¦)

Miss USA website complete with galleries and videos of these excruciatingly hot chicks.

Miss USA 2007 From Tennessee Miss Rachel Smith.

More pics below the fold.

Tara Crowns Rachel.

And Now.... ....Bikini's! Yea!

Miss Arkansas

Good bye Tara. We'll miss you. Everyone likes a party now and then. Besides, you helped us get record traffic.

But then again Katie broke your record with all that good gay action.

Here is Katie's replacement, the new Miss Nevada USA 2007.

In closing let me say that I anxiously await this year's scandal. And may God bless Texas.

More here at Howieâ€™s Moisture Farm. Moist baby.

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1 She may be a Belmont University graduate, but for her post-graduate education she needs to attend the Belmont Club regularly (and for homework, submit some self-photo essays to the Jawa Report.)

Posted by: Glenmore at March 24, 2007 08:30 PM (e8dby)

2 God bless the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 24, 2007 09:58 PM (yJKSD)

3 These buelty pagents and these MISS AMERICA and MISS UNIVERSE realy bug the FEMINAZIS but if some young woman wants to take part its their right

Posted by: sandpiper at March 24, 2007 11:34 PM (qMAo+)

4 God Bless the USA, USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at March 25, 2007 01:51 AM (2OHpj)

5 Since she has a good tan perhaps we will not be accused of racism for not selecting a (brown girl), As happened last year by unhappy blacks with a dog in the contest.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 26, 2007 06:00 AM (jNRRK)

6 Paris Hilton should run for Miss USA. All you pathetic old men,just open a hustler if you want to get off..,or find a hot young women..,or maybe your too ugly to find one of them young hotties. Katie is pathetic.,No class,thats not what the pageant represnts,or america. Obviously all you sick men,and katie don't realize that.

Posted by: karin cole at March 28, 2007 05:06 PM (zG/IG)

7 Karin cole: What's the matter. She wouldn't go out with you? Friggin lesbian.

Posted by: greyrooster at March 31, 2007 02:39 AM (LDOOz)

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