May 02, 2007

Egyptian Sandmonkey Speaks

Egyptian Sandmonkey speaks once again. I'm afraid that perhaps I was one of those who misunderstood the reason why he quit blogging.

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April 30, 2007

Farewell Egyptian Sandmonkey!

Sam Adams, aka "Egyptian Sandmonkey", has called it quits. Apparently, our "allies" in Egypt have turned up the heat on him.

One of the chief reasons is the fact that there has been too much heat around me lately. I no longer believe that my anonymity is kept, especially with State Secuirty agents lurking around my street and asking questions about me since that day.
His voice will be missed. He has returned to the United States and is safe.

On a personal note, if Sam ever feels the need to blog again, consider this a standing offer to write at The Jawa Report. We're all anonymous here, and the pen name "John Redcorn" is just waiting to be used. And if we can fend off George Lucas's lawyers, Egyptian State Security should be a breeze!

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April 20, 2007

Stuff to Listen to and Read

This week's Blog Week in Review podcast is Finding a Way to Lose, and features an interview Jeff Goldstein & neo-noecon. It's worth the listen. Also, check out Jeff's post about the imposition of sharia law on Canadian campuses which compliments my own.

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April 18, 2007

Sandcrawler PSA: Comments Down *sticky*

Comments are down. Sorry. I blame Ace. It's always his fault. UPDATE: Or the J-O-Os monied New Yorkers.

Update II: they are working for now....

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Taking Media Matters Down a Peg, Via Olbyloon (bumped)

Time for a clueblubbing.

Media Matters "About Us" statement:

Launched in May 2004, Media Matters for America put in place, for the first time, the means to systematically monitor a cross section of print, broadcast, cable, radio, and Internet media outlets for conservative misinformation — news or commentary that is not accurate, reliable, or credible and that forwards the conservative agenda — every day, in real time.
Heh.

This tax-exempt "progressive media watchdog" group seems to be systematically ignoring an entire universe of Democrat and liberal misinformation that pours forth from the mainstream press on a daily basis - that is, news or commentary that is not accurate, reliable, or credible and that forwards a liberal agenda. Every day. In real time.

Keith Olbernut's latest anti-Bush screed is a textbook example of liberal misinformation, smearing and lying that is quite commonplace on both MSNBC and across mainstream TV news and radio across the country. Olbermann tried to pin the VT massacre on George W. Bush. Only the most far-gone Bush-hating cool-aid drinkers would buy that. From just a basic factual level, George W. Bush shot nobody, and is therefore not responsible for anything that happened at Virginia Tech. What Olbermann is doing is not 'journalism' or 'factually accurate' by any stretch of the imagination.

Media Matters, apparently, doesn't see a problem with the information Olby presented here. Hell, they regularly applaud his "Worst Person in the World" tantrums. In which case, they're exposed permanently as the petty, jealous, Democrat-funded closet cases and hatchet artists that they are. And thus, this presents an opportunity to shine a little light on this cute little site for any and all to see.

How do I know for an undeniable fact the shadowy figures running Media Matters are nothing but rabid Democrats? Easy, young grasshopper. Let me count the ways.

GET THE GOODS ON MEDIA MATTERS BELOW --> more...

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Meet Darth Scooter


Youtube Video: My Dog is a Jedi

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April 14, 2007

Sandcrawler PSA

It appears that comments are not working at the moment. Please stand by...

Update: We were offline for a bit last night and comments are spammed under. more...

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April 12, 2007

Where's Rusty?

They say a bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. If that's true, then what is a good day fishing better than? Because I had one of those yesterday.

I was "sick".

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April 10, 2007

More Beta Keys

Follow up to Rusty. I have 4 of those mee.nu beta keys.

Email: vinceautmorire-at-gmail-dot-com.

UPDATE: Just to clarify here, what we're offering is not a slot writing at The Jawa Report. What we're offering is a chance to test out a new blogging platform called Minx and a free website of your own at the mee.nu domain. For instance: iamajawa.mee.nu

Update, too: Here's what a beta mee.nu blog looks like.

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Free Lifetime Blog Accounts

Friends of The Jawa Report are cordially invited to beta test a new blogging product called mee.nu. As an incentive, beta testers get a lifetime free account; no ads, just you and your blog and the open road. I have 10 beta tester keys to hand out to those that want one.

UPDATE: Ooops, forgot to tell you to e-mail me if you want one: mypetjawa-at-gmail-dot-com

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April 09, 2007

Rusty Gets a Fatwa, Death Threat

behead_those_who_insult_islam_small.jpgDid I finally get my fatwa? I feel so...so...vindicated.

A radical Muslim website has issued a fatwa against me, Rusty Shackleford, editor-in-chief of The Jawa Report. How do I know it's a radical Muslim's website? I'd say the name of the blog, Radical Muslim was the giveaway (pop-up alert: link uses anonymouse for your protection---slow, but worth it).

The fatwa claims it wants our website "peacefully shut down and no longer permitted to exist". But by "peacefully", of course, the website means "kill any one who blasphemes".

How do we know this? Because in his explanation of this fatwa against me he quotes the fatwa against NJOW I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

"The author of The Satanic Verses, a text written, edited, and published against Islam, against the Prophet of Islam, and against the Koran, along with all the editors and publishers aware of its contents, are condemned to capital punishment. I call on all valiant Muslims wherever they may be in the world to execute this sentence without delay, so that no one henceforth will dare insult the sacred beliefs of the Muslims."
That's some peaceful and tolerant religion you got there. Of course, he tries to disclaim this by saying he's just explaining what fatwas are in general. That fatwas are religious edicts, but that only some fatwas call for the death penalty.

What Muslims reading this, though, would understand immediately is that the penalty for blasphemy and slandering Islam under Islamic law is death. And 'radical Muslims', whether they be Shia Khommeinists or Sunni Salafists, would immediately understand this as a call for my death.

In his explanation of why we should be shut down, he makes the claim that this website is "Islamophobic" and that sites like ours 'slander Islam'. A charge which is completely without merit. Unless, of course, by "Islamophobic" the author, Jamaal, thinks that any one who criticizes terrorists, their enablers, or fascists bent on setting up states run by Islamsts such as himself are "Islamophobes". I know dozens and dozens of Muslims who faithfully practice their religion and would agree with nearly 100% of my political agenda. Are these Muslims also 'Islamophobes'?

That agenda consists of nothing more than the promotion of secular liberal values. Values such as freedom of conscience and religion. The freedom to praise or criticize Mohammed, or Buddha, or Jesus, or whoever. The freedom to join or leave any religion. The freedom to read a Koran or burn a Bible.

If that is 'hate' or some kind of 'phobia', then consider me guilty as charged. I hate the Islamist agenda of the Talibanizing of the West. I am, indeed, phobic about Salafist intentions on banning the conversion of Muslims to Hinduism. And I really do think people who support terrorist organizations, such as Hamas or The Islamic State of Iraq (al Qaeda front group) are dangerous.

The specific charge was that we were instrumental in getting the editor of al Jazeerah.info, a professor of sociology at Dalton State College, to stop his publication--an overtly pro-terror website. Alas, this charge is also true. I'm not sure exactly how that is 'Islamophobia', but for the 'radical Muslim' I'm guessing that anyone, like me, who opposes groups listed by the State Department as terrorist organizations, such as The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, is an 'Islamophobe' by definition.

I have to say, though, that I'm a bit flattered by Jamaal's death fatwa. Long time readers know, that its been a goal of mine to get myself one. Not just a death threat from a Muslim, I have loads of those, but an official fatwa. I would consider myself lucky to be included in the ranks of Salman Rushdie, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, or Wafa Sultan--all alleged "blasphemers" and critics of sharia and the traditional understanding of the sunna (example of Muhammed).

I'm also flattered that he decided to name his list of targets "fatwa worthy" in an apparent ironic homage to my own "fatwa worthy" list of links to the right [which seem to be down right now due to a problem at blogrolling]. Of course, irony means something like the use of words other than their literal intentions. So, when I say Charles Johnson's LGF, Ed Morrissey's CQ, Michelle Malkine's Hot Air, or Robert Spencer's Jihad Watch are 'fatwa worthy', I'm being ironic. When he attempts irony, it falls flat. He really means that the links, like mine, are literally 'fatwa worthy'. Nice try. Moron.

Which kind of makes me suspect that Jamal is just some unemployed teenager with too much caffeine in his bloodstream and not enough real spice in his life. Maybe he doesn't have the authority to issue such a fatwa? Bummer.

I also notice that "Radical Muslim" Jamaal claims to live in London. Where the picture above right was taken at rally against some others accused of blaspheming Mohammed. Do we have another Bakri Mohammed follower here? That would explain a lot.

Oh, and last time I checked, death threats were illegal. Even in London.

We're watching you Jamaal. You, and all your 'radical Muslim' friends.

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UPDATE: Looks like a lot of others are starting to notice this.

Also 'fatwa worthy': Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, Pam at Atlas Shrugs, and Infidels are Cool. Those last two links will take you to a screenshot of the links Jamaal considers 'fatwa worthy'.

My guess is that Jamaal found all of those sites by clicking through my own 'fatwa worthy' blogroll and then surfing around from there. Jamaal gives no reason why they're on the list, only The Jawa Report is singled out in the post explaining what the 'fatwa worthy' list is. I'm also happy to say that you'll notice one of our cobloggers, Vicki from Not Ready for my Burqua, is also on the list.

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April 06, 2007

Hottie: Sean Penn is a FAG (Video)

Right Hand Girl fisks Sean Penn of the Film Actors Guild. In her bio, she says she'd love to meet Michelle Malkin. Allah, I think you just found your in...... more...

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April 04, 2007

Let's Go Shopping

With Michelle Malkin....


Youtube Video: Boycott Rosie
Hat Tip: American Digest.

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April 02, 2007

Reader Love Mail: Eurotrash Edition

sibyllethekiller.JPGI recieved a comment from Amsterdam on this post over at Black Flag. The post is a video dedicated by his mates to a fallen US solider, Kevin Adam Lucas. The comment is as follows.

Author : Sibylle
E-mail : cristalwhite@gmail.com
IP: 77.105.47.58 , 77-105-47-58.adsl-2.sezampro.yu

Good riddance to trash.

Death to the crusaders.

So I sent he/she/it a muhammad bobblehead pic.
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I also pointed out that I was google searching he/she/it and getting interesting results. At which point, Sibylle became Sibylle Rauch and sent this reply

I'm going to cut your head off with a kitchen knife and upload the video to your blog.
OMG! is that a death threat? And from a bad gay ugly tranny Amsterdam hooker!? If that's what hookers in Amsterdam look like, I'll pass. They should be giving me the $60, no wait that's way too cheap, $60,000.

Why the name change? What is "not Sibylle Rouch" trying to hide by changing he/she/it's name? More below the fold.

Since "Sybylle" is so interested in expressing her glee over the death of one of our fine young men and wants to put my head on the blog, I feel it's only right that we "express" our disagreement to this sock puppet cristalwhite@gmail.com more...

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March 28, 2007

Blogroll Call

It's that time of year where I clean up my blogroll. If you're not on the blogroll, but think you should be because I've been on yours since forever, consider this an open invitation to bribe and/or cajole me. Priority goes to those that I've made empty promises to in the past. But no promises now. Let me know if you've noticed a dead or inactive link. And remember, there are no payolla laws in the blogosphere.

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March 27, 2007

Washington Times on Al Jazeerah.info, Jawa

The Washington Time's Inside Politics secion includes a nod to yours truly and the rest of the gang at The Jawa Report. Finally, Andy Warholl makes good on his promise to me! I've been waiting years for my 15 minutes. Thanks to Greg Pierce for including it in the Inside Politics section:

In April 2003, The Washington Times first reported that a faculty member at Dalton (Ga.) State College operates the Al-Jazeerah anti-war Web site (aljazeerah.info, which is not affiliated with the Arab-language TV news channel Al Jazeera).

Last week, Texas blogger Rusty Shackleford (mypetjawa.mu.nu) was surprised to learn that Hassan A. El-Najjar is still running the site, which Mr. Shackleford said "openly supports terrorism, conspiracy theories, and is anti-Semitic.

There's more--> more...

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March 12, 2007

Egyptian Blogger's Sentence Upheld

The sentence of Egyptian blogger Kareem Amer has been upheld:

NEW YORK–The Free Kareem Coalition is saddened by the Egyptian appeals court’s decision to uphold the four-year sentence handed to Abdul Kareem Nabil Suleiman, better known as Kareem Amer, in February for criticizing the Egyptian government and condemning radical Islam. The interfaith coalition has issued an urgent request to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak to pardon Kareem as soon as possible.
More here.

h/t : Michelle.

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March 09, 2007

A Very Jawa Spring Break

I'm heading to California to take care of some business and spend some time with the Shackleford clan. I'll be checking e-mails, but only answering those of a personal nature. Have fun while I'm gone.

Oh, and if you can spare some change, please don't forget to hit either the PayPal or the Amazon honor system buttons peppered all over the website. Every dollar you give ensures a virgin in the afterlife for you and an In-n-Out Burger Double-Double for my stomach. Amazon's pay thingee is anonymous, so if you would like me to know that it was you that dropped the cash, please drop me an e-mail.

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My Visit to the Battlestar Galactica Set: .....

....or, "why Dave from Garfield Ridge is an unsufferable prig". Sour grapes? Yes. But of all the Jawa authors I'm guessing that Howie is going to be the most jealous. I may be a nerd, but I'm not that big of a nerd.

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Exit question: If that guy from the Jack in the Box commmercials actually did meet Baltar, would he kick his ass?

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March 05, 2007

Jawa Server Problems

It's not you, it's me. Sorry.

The good news is that The Jawa Report will soon be moving to a new platform.

Gentleman, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic blog. The Jawa Report will be that blog. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Video bonus below: Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, meets Bigfoot. more...

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February 22, 2007

A Message For The Terrorists

From our boys, sooner or later.....

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February 18, 2007

Making Fire II: Electric Boogalo

A couple of weeks ago I told you I was going to attempt to make fire the old fashioned way--by rubbing two sticks together. And, no, neither one of them was going to be a match. Smart asses.

I really didn't think anybody would be interested, but since I keep getting e-mails bugging me about how it turned out, let me put the inquisitiveness to rest: I failed. Miserably.

In the epic struggle of Rusty vs. Wild, Wild wins. Big time.

Not only did I not get a fire started, I couldn't even get an ember burning. I tried both the bow-and-pivot method and the cave man (no bow, just hands) method. Nothing. Nado. Nichevo. Zilch.

If you must rub salt in my already wounded ego, feel free to leave a comment.

But I swear by the Lords of Kolob, that I will not blog again until I have made fire! Or, you know, until I finish this project that I'm way behind on. Which roughly translated means I'll be back a week from Monday.

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February 15, 2007

Another Blogger "Selling Out" to "The Man"

Hawkins sells out to the man. And by selling out, of course I mean, doing exactly what I would do had I any talent and anyone was interested in paying me. Do we have any takers? I'll start the bidding at two-bits......

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February 08, 2007

Rusty Was Mean

But hey, at least he's not the one who killed her.

This copy is a slow loader, but Tim over at Opinion Bug has more Anna video and coverage while you wait.

Hat Tip: Tim.

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Islamic Rage Boy's Favorite Things

The Nose on Your Face sends us this Islamic Rage Boy Video. No comment. Just be sure you are not drinking anything.

Buckley was nice enough to send Vinnie the tip so please stop by The Nose on Your Face blog.

Hat Tip Vinnie.

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