While stories and legends of Flat Jawa have existed for centuries, no one has ever held any organized scientific expedition in an effort to prove or disprove the existence of Flat Jawa once and for all. That is not until now.

Inspired by this story about an expedition to find Big Foot, Dr. Vince Aut Morire and his assistants have embarked upon an ambitious project to find definitive evidence of Flat Jawa.

The challenges to this endeavor were many and difficult. After repeatedly being turned down for scientific grants, Dr Aut Morire explained that one of the more significant goals of this expedition was to, “Determine the effects of global warming as a threat to the very existence of Flat Jawa.”

Within minutes donations from Daily Kos readers began pouring in! We’d like to thank them all for the $27.36 in nickels and pennies. These funds covered almost five gallons of gas, several (3) disposable cameras and a six pack of beer.

I’m glad to report that those funds have not been wasted. So far our brave expedition leader has captured two images of the elusive Flat Jawa!

In the first image we see Flat Jawa in his natural habitat deep inside the bowels of the sandcrawler.

Donations for, “In Search of Flat Jawa Expedition II" can be made here.

Please give all you can. Because science can't wait or would like to at least upgrade to a Courtyard Marriot with a pool.

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