July 09, 2007
Wookiee After Nookie
He made his failed advance by placing the target of his affections hand on his massive schlong.
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Via CBS2: (CBS) HOLLYWOOD, Calif. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually assaulted a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then evaded arrest, police said.Wookiees are verbally challenged, most Marilyn Monroe look-a-likes don't speak Shyriiwook. How is he supposed to let her know he's interested?According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.
I'd give the wookiee a break for his language barrier, except this is not the first time Chewy has been overly aggressive in seeking a little attention from human females.
Once you go wookiee......
Hat Tip: Liz. Image Hat Tip: The Chicagoist.
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