July 20, 2006

We Got Muthaf*ckin' Snakes On A Muthaf*ckin' Blog

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Hey, Cosmo, you seen this yet?

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Jesus H. Christ, Wanda, every time I try to eat you show that crap.

Wanda: Yeah, but the thing about the pointy teeth...

Cosmo: What do you expect from someone who doesn't research?

Wanda: Yeah, but she's giving our master a bad name.

We have a theory about grown adults who still have snakes as pets (this guy is 31). Something--or, rather many things--is not right there.

Cosmo: Well, the 8 year old and 5 year old love us, but, broad generalizations and all that rubbish.

Wanda: Yeah, I always knew you were the smart one.

Cosmo: Can I eat now, my mail-lady is getting cold. Guest commentary by our Ball Pythons, Cosmo and Wanda, who have yet to attack anyone anywhere at anytime.

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